Dodging after time resumes

Ah ha. Getting hit in the head didn't send you to a parallel world, getting trapped between things did. Funny spread his hands again, and turned towards Cars.

"Dojaaaaaaaan!" he said, grinning.

"...........? A magic trick?" Cars said, still not clear on how Funny's Stand worked.

"What do you think?" Funny asked. Cars scratched his chin.

"Hm. Doesn't matter either way. You get near me, you die."

"I'll do just that. But you'll never see me coming." "...........?"

"Here I come!" Funny yelled, and broke into a run. Cars was ready for him, but unlike Dio, Funny was running on real human legs and didn't seem particularly fast, but just as Cars confidently spread his hands to grab him it was like some frames dropped from the film I was watching. Not fast forward, like a moment of time skipped. Funny was in mid-jump one moment, and the next he'd already clapped his hands together.

With a huge smile, Funny said, "Dojaa..." and trailed off. He must have thought Dirty Whatever had sent Cars to that parallel world, but Cars was still standing right where he was. He'd bent the upper half of his body like a crochet hook to avoid Funny's clap. "Whaaat...!?" Dio said, which made it clear that momentary time skip that had assisted Funny's attack was his doing. Beside Funny stood a humanoid Stand with what looked like air tanks on its back. Cars looked at this and also said, "What!?" I guess he was surprised because Dio had not shown his Stand the whole time they were fighting. He'd kept it in reserve for this exact moment. And even thought his Stand attack had been timed perfectly, Cars' reflexes had been far greater than Dio or Funny had ever imagined.

"...tch, don't just stand there, Funny! One more time!" Dio yelled, and time began to skip all over the place. Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Funny never even hit the ground, just came after Cars with everything he had but every time his hands came together Cars' contorted his body further out of the way, slipping through Funny's grasp. "God damn!" Funny said, impressed despite himself with the speed of Cars' reaction. I'd figured out what Dio's Stand power was. It could stop the flow of time. Dio's Stand was right next to Funny, so it must be moving Funny while time was stopped, setting things up so all he had to do was bring his hands together. But in the instant that time started moving again, Cars was able to dodge.