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- Day freedom in Equestria
- >Be Inna woods walking
- >"Wow sure is a nice day today"
- >It really was a nice day
- >"Gee, I sure am glad that nothing dangerous ever happens in a forest"
- >As anon had finished saying he heard a rustling in some bushes
- >He stopped and looked
- >Nothing happened
- >At all
- >EXCEPT FOR A GIANT FUCKING MANTICORE THAT CAME OUT OF THE FUCKING BUSH
- >"FUCK, Curse my temping of fate"
- >The manticore was about 10 feet away ready to pounce
- >Everything was tense
- >Even you
- >As the manticore was about to strike a brilliant flash filled your eyes
- >"Wow what a brilliant flash of light, what could it beee?"
- "Dont Worry anon, I'm here to help!"
- >"*gasp* Twilight Sparkle!"
- >Twilight jumped between you and THE manticore
- "Halt evil manticore who wishes to to harm Anon, I am here to stop you"
- >The manticore glares at her and readies to attack
- >Twilight's horn begins to glow
- >"Watch out twilight the manticore is attacking AHHHH"
- >It jumps at twilight
- >Before it can reach twilight a giant rock smacks it in the head
- "Take that Manticore!"
- >The Manticore lands with a large thud
- >"is it dead?"
- "No silly anon, It is merely unconscious"
- >An awkward minute passes by
- >"Well thanks for saving my life twilight"
- "No problem anon, Just remember whenever you are in a life threatening situation curl up into the fetal position and wait for help! Help always arrives when you need it!
- >"Thanks Twilight now I know!"
- "And knowing is half the battle!"
- A. I. EEEEEEEEEEEE
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