AiE PSA

Day freedom in Equestria
>Be Inna woods walking
>"Wow sure is a nice day today"
>It really was a nice day
>"Gee, I sure am glad that nothing dangerous ever happens in a forest"
>As anon had finished saying he heard a rustling in some bushes
>He stopped and looked
>Nothing happened
>At all
>EXCEPT FOR A GIANT FUCKING MANTICORE THAT CAME OUT OF THE FUCKING BUSH
>"FUCK, Curse my temping of fate"
>The manticore was about 10 feet away ready to pounce
>Everything was tense
>Even you
>As the manticore was about to strike a brilliant flash filled your eyes
>"Wow what a brilliant flash of light, what could it beee?"
"Dont Worry anon, I'm here to help!"
>"*gasp* Twilight Sparkle!"
>Twilight jumped between you and THE manticore
"Halt evil manticore who wishes to to harm Anon, I am here to stop you"
>The manticore glares at her and readies to attack
>Twilight's horn begins to glow
>"Watch out twilight the manticore is attacking AHHHH"
>It jumps at twilight
>Before it can reach twilight a giant rock smacks it in the head
"Take that Manticore!"
>The Manticore lands with a large thud
>"is it dead?"
"No silly anon, It is merely unconscious"
>An awkward minute passes by
>"Well thanks for saving my life twilight"
"No problem anon, Just remember whenever you are in a life threatening situation curl up into the fetal position and wait for help! Help always arrives when you need it!
>"Thanks Twilight now I know!"
"And knowing is half the battle!"

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