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Deadmeat Chronicles: Finding Nummies

Mar 24th, 2014
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >And you are being carried by a two legged monster.
  3. >You look up at your horn.
  4. >It is a regular fluffy horn without your alloy covering.
  5. >You move your leggies and notice they aren’t stiff.
  6. >You look at your shoulder and see your pretty fluff unbroken.
  7. >You are whole!
  8. >You would be happier if you weren’t being carried by a two legged monster.
  9. >You look up at his face.
  10. >It is blackened out by shadows.
  11. >It is almost as if he is faceless.
  12. >You look to your front.
  13. >You see the plywood walls.
  14. >The two legged monster walks up to the ply wood walls and tosses you in.
  15. >You roll and get up on your feet.
  16. >You are back in the fighting arena.
  17. >You run up and pound on the walls.
  18. >They don’t budge.
  19. >You hear chittering.
  20. >You look up and see the fluffy tailed monsters.
  21. >The grey and brown beasts are sitting on the walls eating marshmallows.
  22. >In between bites they look down and laugh at you.
  23. >You let out a howl of rage and try to jump up the walls.
  24. >They are just out of your reach.
  25. >Laughing and eating their white treats.
  26. >Suddenly a woof woof monster jumps in and starts to growl at you.
  27. >You stomp and lower your horn.
  28. >You see that you don’t have your alloy horn.
  29. >The dog starts to step toward you.
  30. >Another dog jumps in next to you.
  31. >You get startled and run.
  32. >You are cut off by yet another dog.
  33. >You run in circles seeing no exit as more and more woof woof monsters leap into the arena.
  34. >You are in the center as all the dogs focus on you.
  35. >The fluffy tailed monsters laughter fills the air as the woof woof monsters start to charge.
  36. >”WHAAAAAAA! SAF FWUFFY!”
  37. >You stand up banging your head on a branch of your bush.
  38. >Red flashes of pain shoot through your head as you fall back down into your nest.
  39. >You look around frantically.
  40. >You are in your hidey hole just as the bright ball starts to rise.
  41. >You had another sleepy time bad see.
  42. >You are huffing as you feel a fluffy snuggle closer to you.
  43. >Another fluffy is in here!?
  44. >You look to your side and see momma fluffy’s babby snuggled close to your side.
  45. >”Fwuffy wub daddeh…” she mumbles before letting out soft snores.
  46. >”Am smawty otay…?”
  47. >You look out of your hidey hole and see Haze lying on his belly looking in.
  48. >He has his ever present smile, but you can see worry in his eyes.
  49. >You shake your head to get the images out of your head and give a good stretch, “Deadmeat am otay. “
  50. >Haze gets a relieved look on his face, “Yay! Smawty am otay! Hase go pway noa!”
  51. >He trots off wagging his tail.
  52. >You hear a nearby fluffy yell and Haze sniffing deeply.
  53. >You stand and wake momma fluffy’s daughter, “Yoo go yoo mommeh.”
  54. >She gives you a quick hug and truddles out from your hidey hole.
  55. >You walk over to the nummie bush looking under it.
  56. >It is spacious and clean.
  57. >A good place to store nummies.
  58. >You call Pookie over, ”Yoo take fwuffy and get nummies fwom bye bye bawks.”
  59. >Pookie gets a confused look on his face, “Wha bye bye bawks?”
  60. >You lead him to the edge of the herd area and point to a trash can, “Dat bye bye bawks.”
  61. >Pookie gets an enlightened look on his face, “Otay! Pookie get wots nummies!”
  62. >You watch as he gets the four fluffies that came with him and a few of the other large fluffies.
  63. >Good, they can get lots of nummies.
  64. >You walk over and grab a few fluffies to go with you.
  65. >You start to walk toward where Pookie said he saw the garden.
  66. >Next special Friend truddles up to you.
  67. >She gives you a big hug, “Yay! Smawty haf wongest fwen wif smawty!”
  68. >She walks over and hugs one of the fluffies you picked, “Yoo keep bestest smawty saf pwease!”
  69. >She gives him a hug as well.
  70. >She starts to dance around your little group as you start to head away.
  71. >”Smawty am de bestest smawty de onwy smawty fo fwuffy!”
  72. >”Smawty take fwuffy fwen an get nummies fo gud fwuffies!”
  73. >You walk along sneaking near trees and bushes.
  74. >You are looking at the grass.
  75. >It is cut short and you don’t see any clippings.
  76. >You run across a large area and make it to a group of trees.
  77. >You wait until the other fluffies catch up.
  78. >”Huff.. huff wai fo fwuffy…”, “Smawty am fas… wheeze…”, “Pwease nu so fas…”, “Hase am… huff… huff… Hase hewe smawty…”
  79. >You look over the fluffies, “Yoo nee keep cwose smawty! Hewd nee…”
  80. >You look over at Haze, “Wha yoo do hewe!?”
  81. >Haze falls on his belly wheezing and wagging his tail.
  82. >”Hase am hewe… huff huff… fo smawty… am gud fwuffy…”, he looks up at you smiling.
  83. >”Deadmeat nuu ask fo Hase come!”
  84. >Haze gets a hurt look on his face, “But Hase nee kee smaty saf …”
  85. >”Owchie fwen kee smawty saf!”
  86. >Haze looks around, “But nuu owchie fwen hewe…”
  87. >You look around and see Haze is right.
  88. >You stomp, “Deadmeat am otay! Yoo nuu fowwow Deadmeat!”
  89. >”Haze giggles and smiles at you, “Otay! Haze am kee yoo mo otay!”
  90. >You snort and turn looking back to where the garden is supposed to be.
  91. >You feel a nose hit your rump.
  92. *SNIFF*
  93. >You jump forward and turn angrily.
  94. >You shake your hoof at Haze, “Yoo nuu smeww Deadmeat!”
  95. >Haze giggles and rolls around rolling to each fluffy and sniffing their hoofies.
  96. >You stomp in frustration.
  97. >You start to truddle further.
  98. >”Sketties!”
  99. >You turn and see one of your fluffies truddling off.
  100. >You chase him down and boop his ear knocking him down, “Yoo nuu weave-“
  101. >”Sketties!”
  102. >The other fluffies run past you.
  103. >Haze trots next to you, “Smawty wan Hase gif owies?”
  104. >The fluffy you just booped apologizes profusely before getting up and running ahead.
  105. >”Yoo am bad fwuffies!”, You yell after them.
  106. >You start to skulk after them as Haze jumps and giggles around you.
  107. >The fluffies run behind a tree and you hear them scuffling and the rattle of a bowl.
  108. >Haze suddenly freezes and points ahead, “Hase smeww bad pwace…”
  109. >You stop and sniff the air.
  110. >You smell death.
  111. >You start to run, “Yoo dum dum fwuffies! You get-“
  112. >You turn the three and see where the fluffies are.
  113. >They have crawled over several corpses and are pushing and shoving to get their heads into a small bowl.
  114. >The dead fluffies all have small wires going to their necks and the wires are attached to a large hoop on the ground.
  115. >In the center is a small white bowl chained to a weight.
  116. >All the fluffies laying on the ground have their eyes bugged out.
  117. >Their tounges are hanging out and swollen, each with a bluish hue.
  118. >Haze walks up and sniffs them.
  119. >He points at them and gives a cute giggle, “Dose fwuffy haf big owies! Tee hee!”
  120. >You walk up to where your fluffies are fighting over the bowl.
  121. >They are babbling angrily as they lick the insides of the bowl hungrily.
  122. >You swat angrily at their rumps giving them sorries.
  123. >They fly away from the bowl crying tripping over the ring of dead fluffies.
  124. >They place their rumps on the ground trying to ease the pain from their spanking, “Wahhhh! Why gif sowwie? Onwy wan sketties! Wahhhhhh!”
  125. >You give a dismissive sniff at the dum dum fluffies and inspect the dish.
  126. >It is empty save for a few stains of marinara on the sides.
  127. >You look around at the dead fluffies with your anger rising.
  128. >You leap over the bodies and start to berate the fluffies, “Dis am bad pwace! Yoo get biggest owchies! Nuu nummies fo hewd!”
  129. >You point angrily at the shivering and crying fluffies, “Yoo bad fwuffies!”
  130. >One burst out crying, “Wahhh! Am sowwy smawty! Pwease nuu say fwuffy am bad…. Wahhhhh!”
  131. >Haze walks next to you, “Smawty wan Hase gif owies?”
  132. >”Nuu… Deadmeat aweady gif sowwies… nee nummies fo hewd.”
  133. >You turn and start to walk.
  134. >You glance behind you, “Fowwow Deadmeat!”
  135. >The fluffies run and get behind you.
  136. >Haze falls back to the rear, “Hase kee fwuffie wif smawty!”
  137. >You continue on.
  138. >You finally arrive at the edge of the park and look out.
  139. >You see the garden that Pookie spoke of.
  140. >It is surrounded by a fence of wood post stuck horizontally in cinder blocks.
  141. >The fluffies with you give out a sigh of despair, “Nuuu! Nummie pwace haf ting wound it… nuu haf nummies noa…”
  142. >You look at the fence and sniff the air.
  143. >You don’t smell oil and steel.
  144. >You get on your belly and shuffle under the fence.
  145. >You turn and order your fluffies, “Yoo fowwow Deadmeat.”
  146. >The fluffies eyes sparkle at how smart you were to get past the fence.
  147. >They all fall on their bellies and shuffle under the fence themselves.
  148. >After they all get on the side you are on they all start to run and play.
  149. >You bat one of their ears, “Nuu pway! Nee nummies! Hewd haf bad tummy owies!”
  150. >They all start to calm down as you look across the yard.
  151. >You see the garden.
  152. >It is lush and green.
  153. >You feel your tummy start to growl.
  154. >You get a smile on your face, “Yay! Wots nummies! Haf nummies den we take mo back to hewd!”
  155. >You start to trot forward just as Haze hits you from the side knocking you down.
  156. >You jump up as the other fluffies run back to the fence, “Whaaa! Munsta fwuffy go meanie and gif sowwies munsta smawty!”
  157. >You turn and lower your horn at Haze, “Why yoo gif Deadmeat sowwies!”
  158. >Haze is laying on his belly shaking, “Nuu mean gif smawty owies…. Snappie…”
  159. >He is pointing ahead.
  160. >You look where he is pointing.
  161. >You see some grass leaned over but you don’t smell anything.
  162. >”Deadmeat nuu smeww snappies!”
  163. >”Nuu aww snappies haf smeww smawty…” Haze meekly says.
  164. >You walk over and nudge the grass with your horn.
  165. *SNAP*
  166. >Two plastic semicircles spring up clapping together.
  167. >They pinch the top of your horn send as shock of pain down your head.
  168. >You jump back letting your horn slide out of their grips.
  169. >You rub your head looking at the snappie.
  170. >It was covered in grass so you wouldn’t see it and it is made of something you can’t smell.
  171. >”Hase onwy twy kee smawty saf…”
  172. >He crawls on his belly and hugs your leg, “Pwease nuu ma’ Hase go way…”
  173. >You are puzzled how Haze knew the snappie was there but you didn’t, ”How fwen know snappie dere?”
  174. >”Hase wose wots fwen snappie… Hase see snappies gud..”
  175. >You pull your leg away from the begging fluffy.
  176. >You turn to the fluffies who ran away, “Come Deadmeat! Nee nummies!”
  177. >They tentatively start to truddle back.
  178. >You look down at Haze, “Yoo am fiwst fwuffy. Show udder fwuffy how get nummies.”
  179. >You all form a single file behind Haze as he leads you to the green vegetable bounty.
  180. >You finally make it to the garden and Haze freezes.
  181. >”Dey snappies in dere smawty…”
  182. >You walk up beside Haze and sniff.
  183. >Now you can smell the oil and steel.
  184. >You look in and see small piles of dirt and small divots.
  185. >You look into the garden.
  186. >It looks like a death trap.
  187. >The fluffies with you cannot find the snappies.
  188. >Your head starts to twinge.
  189. >After a few moments you look over your fluffies.
  190. >You point at the fluffies that you picked, “Yoo stay hewe! Deadmeat an’ Hase get nummies! Bwing to fwuffy!”
  191. >Haze shuffles nervously, “Dey snappies smawty…”
  192. >Your tummy owies are getting worse.
  193. >You snort at him, “Hewd nee nummies!”
  194. >You step into the garden and go to a squash plant.
  195. >You reach your head in and bite off a huge leaf.
  196. >You bring it out, “Yoo haf nummies! Get wots eat so nuu eat nummies fo hewd!”
  197. >The fluffies jump on the leaf nomming in earnest.
  198. >Haze walks in and brings out a stalk of beans.
  199. >You walk in and start to eat another green leaf.
  200. >It taste crisp and clean in your mouth as you chew.
  201. >You lean in to take another bite and your fluff brushes against something.
  202. >You look to your side and see the metal square being held in the ground by twigs and chained to a spike.
  203. >Your tummy growls so you continue to eat.
  204. >You chew on the leaf looking out of the corner of your eye at the snappie.
  205. >After your tummy owies go away you bite another leaf and carry it out.
  206. >Haze has brought some squash and a tomato.
  207. >The other fluffies are giggling and playing.
  208. >You look at them, “Ge’ nummies and take to a hidey pwace.”
  209. >You spend the next few hours trekking to the garden and dragging food to the nearby trees.
  210. >After a while you get a small pile of nummies that will feed the herd for a few days.
  211. >It is too much to carry back at once.
  212. >You look at the fluffies you picked, “Fwuffies take nummies back to hewd.”
  213. >You look at Haze, “Yoo kee’ nummies saf. Nuu wet udder fwuffies take nummies.”
  214. >Haze giggles and starts to dance around the nummies, “Otay! Hase gif owies fo de smawty!”
  215. >You bite up some of the larger leaves and the fluffies you picked bite up some other vegetables.
  216. >You make it back to the hidey hole area and see that Pookie has started piling food up.
  217. >You have Bruce stand guard over the nummies to keep bad fluffies from eating when not their turn.
  218. >You hurry back to your pile of food.
  219. >When you get back you see a fluffy pony against a tree with his back angulated.
  220. >Another fluffy with its head smashed and white stuff coming from its ears.
  221. >Both are obviously dead.
  222. >Haze is sitting, smiling and wagging his tail.
  223. >His front hooves coated in boo boo juice.
  224. >”Hase gif gud owies fo smawty!”
  225. >You bite up more nummies.
  226. >You ferry the food a few more times.
  227. >You came back for the last of it.
  228. >Haze stacked up six more dead fluffies.
  229. >Haze’s fluff is stained red and he has boo boo juice around his ever smiling mouth.
  230. >”Hase am gud fwuffy smawty! Kee’ nummies saf!”
  231. >You look at the last stalk of beans and tell one of the fluffies to take it back.
  232. >”Otay, haf nummies fo-“
  233. *SNAP*
  234. >”WAHHHHHHH! Fwuffy hewt! Nee huggies! Wahhhhhhh!”
  235. >Your heart sinks and you look toward the garden.
  236. >One of the fluffies crawled under the fence and has his hoof stuck in a hole.
  237. >Tears are streaming down his eyes as he looks at where his hoof is stuck in the gound.
  238. >The fluffy drops the beans, “Hugies ma’ efewy ting betteh!”
  239. >He starts to run to the trapped fluffy.
  240. >You cut him off and boop him on his nose.
  241. >He falls covering his nose and sniffles, “Nuuu! Why smawty gif sowwies gud fwuffy? Huu huuu…”
  242. >”Yoo am bad fwuffy! Yoo take nummies to hewd! Deadmeat saf hewt fwuffy!”
  243. >He quivers his lip, “Bu’-“
  244. >You raise your hoof again.
  245. >The fluffy stands and truddles back to the beans, “Fwuffy am sowwy ! pwease nuu owies!”
  246. >He bites up the beans and truddles off followed by the other fluffy.
  247. >Haze walks next to you and looks at the trapped fluffy.
  248. >”Smawty wan Hase gif owies?”
  249. >You look at Haze, “Nuu! Deadmeat saf fwuffy.”
  250. >The fluffy tries to back up dragging a white cylinder out of the ground.
  251. >There is a metal chain going into the ground.
  252. >The fluffy truddles back until the chain get taught.
  253. >”OWIE! OWIE! HEWT! FWUFFY HAF BAD HOOFIE OWIES! PWEASE HUGGIES! WAHHHHHHH!!”
  254. >You truddle over and crawl under the fence.
  255. >You run up to the fluffy and puff your cheeks, “Why am fwuffy be bad! Deadmeat say nuu go hewe!”
  256. >He looks at you with tears streaming down his face his mouth open in a silent cry.
  257. >”Fw-… Fwuffy wan ge’ mo nummies… wahhhhhh! Be gud fwuffy wike smawty…. Waahhhhhh!”
  258. >Hurt and pain coat his face from the pain in his hoof and the pain from being yelled at by his smarty.
  259. >Haze has crawled under the fence too and stands beside you looking at the fluffy.
  260. >You snap at Haze, “Why yoo nuu take nummies back hewd!”
  261. >Haze giggles, “Hase am kee’ smawty saf! Nuu wet smawty get owies.”
  262. >He looks at the trapped fluffy and starts to speak, “Yoo am gud fwuffy.”
  263. >Haze walks up to him and hugs his neck, “Dat why Hase gif gud owies!”
  264. >The fluufy’s eye budge out, “Nuuu! Nuu wan owieEEEEEE!”
  265. >He jumps back causing the snappy to dig deeper in his hoof.
  266. >Haze smiles warmly at the fluffy, “Can Hase gif owies noa smawty?”
  267. >You look at Haze in shock, “Nuu! We saf fwen!”
  268. >Haze gets a puzzled look on his face as he looks back at you, “Bu’ fwuffy nuu get ou’ snappie. Nuu gif gud owie den fwuffy get bad owie.”
  269. >”Deadmeat ge’ fwuffy ou’ snappie befo! Nuu gif owies!”
  270. >Haze shuffles and lowers his head, “Otay… Hase nuu gif owies…”
  271. >The trapped fluffy wails from the pain as he tries to jump away from Haze.
  272. >You snap at the fluffy, “Nuu mof! Deadmeat wook snappie!”
  273. >The fluffy calms down and moves closer to the hole whimpering.
  274. >”Bad ting gif owies smawty…. Bad owies… huu huuuuu…”
  275. >You look at the cylinder and the chain.
  276. >You can’t see in due to the fluff on the leg of the fluffy.
  277. >You start to poke it with your horn.
  278. >The fluffy has tears streaming down his face, “Fwuffy jus wan be gud fwuffy… nuu wan owies…”
  279. >Your horn just slides off the outside of the cylinder.
  280. >You poke the chain with your horn.
  281. >”Fwuffy wan be wike smawty… ge’ tings fo hewd… be gud fwuffy… stwong fwuffy… “
  282. >Haze smiles, “Yoo am gud fwuffy! Hase wike gud fwuffy.”
  283. >You get your horn into a link but can’t budge the chain from the hole.
  284. >The trapped fluffy looks fearfyllu at Haze, “Yoo am bad fwuffy… efewy fwuffy say yoo gif smawty owies… yoo gif hewd owies…. Yoo.. Yoo gif aww fwuffy owies! Yoo wan gif fwuffy owies! Nuu come fwuffy! Nuu wan mo owies!”
  285. >Haze shuffles and looks down, “But Hase can gif gud owies…”
  286. >You bite the chain and pull on it.
  287. >It hurts your teeth.
  288. >You look at Haze, “Yoo come and bite ting. Fwuffies puww ting fwom gwound.”
  289. >Haze looks up and smiles again and starts to wag his tail, “Otay smawty! Haze bite ting”
  290. >He steps across from you and you both bite on the chain and pull it.
  291. >The trapped fluffy starts to step back, “Fwufy hewp smawty!” , he sniffles, “Fwuffy hewp too..”
  292. >”Fwuffy … fwuff….EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
  293. >The trapped fluffy walks backward but its hooves just slide across the ground as it tried to get away.
  294. >You and Haze pull and jerk the chain but all you do is hurt your teeth.
  295. >You start kicking dirt too.
  296. >Finally you have to let the chain go.
  297. >Haze is still jerking on the chain.
  298. >The crying fluffy finally gives out and falls down.
  299. >Where his hoof meets the cylinder starts to turn red and smell of boo boo juice.
  300. >”Huu huu huuu… fwuffy nuu wike dis game…. Huuuuuuu… nuu wan owies…”
  301. >You step up to the fluffy and give him a hug.
  302. >Haze steps away from the chain huffing.
  303. >”Hase twy saf fwuffy. *huff* Can gif owies noa?”
  304. >You step back and snap at Haze, “Nuu gif owies! Dis gud fwuffy!”
  305. >Haze looks at you, “Gud fwuffy nee gud owies! Nuu gif gud owies den fwuffy ge’ bad owies!”
  306. >The trapped fluffy begins crying again, “Wahhhhhh! Fwuffy wan nuu owies! Wahhhhhh!”
  307. >You yell at Haze again, “We hewp fwen! Nuu gif owies! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
  308. >Haze starts to stomp in frustration, “Nuuu am bad! Fwuffy nee gud owies!”
  309. >”Fwuffy nee nuu owies!”
  310. >”Nnnnnnnnn! Hase nuu bad fwuffy! NNNnNNNNnnnn! Pwease smawty!”
  311. >There is the sound of a metal monster pulling into the drive.
  312. >You puff your cheeks and give Haze a raspberry.
  313. >Haze starts to stomp.
  314. >”What the fucking hell!?”
  315. >You look over and see a two legged monster getting out of the metal monster.
  316. >He is strapping a plumber’s belt around his waist.
  317. >You quit looking at Haze and start looking at the two legged monster.
  318. >The trapped fluffy looks over at him as well, “DADDEH!”
  319. >All you manage to say is, “Munsta….”
  320. >Haze turns and sees the man, “Hoomin come gif owies….”
  321. >You bite the chain and jerk hard.
  322. >It goes between your teeth hurting with each link that goes through.
  323. >You ignore the pain and keep trying.
  324. >”Fwuffy haf owies daddeh! Nee huggies!”
  325. >”Where you little shits trying to get into my garden!?”
  326. >The man starts to stomp your way.
  327. >Suddenly you feel hooves on your shoulder shoving you backward.
  328. >You land with an “umph!”
  329. >Pain surges in your mouth and down your legs.
  330. >Before you can move a light blue blur shoots over you.
  331. >You feel Haze bite your mane and start to drag you.
  332. >You are being drug across the ground.
  333. >You kick your hooves in anger, “Wet Deadmeat gu!”
  334. >The fluffy hobbles to the man only to stop at the end of the chain.
  335. >”Pwease daddeh. Have owie! Pwease take ting off fwuffy.”
  336. >The fluffy sits down and smiles at the man wagging its tail.
  337. >”Nuu! Wun fwom munsta!”
  338. >Haze drags you to the fence and lets you go.
  339. >You jump up angrily and turn toward him just to see him scuttle under the fence.
  340. >He jumps up on the other side, “Pwease smawty! Nuu hewp gud fwuffy! Nee get way fwom meanie hoomin!”
  341. >You turn around and look back at the trapped fluffy.
  342. >The man is closing in fast.
  343. >You think you can make it back.
  344. >You think you might be able to get the chain out.
  345. >The man keeps getting closer.
  346. >”Hewd nee smawty… pwease…”, You hear Haze talking behind you.
  347. >”Deadmeat nuu wan weave fwen!”
  348. >There man keeps getting closer, “At least I got one of you fuckers in a trap this time!”
  349. >You stare at the man and the trapped fluffy wagging its tail.
  350. >He keeps getting closer.
  351. >You turn and clamber under the fence to get away.
  352. >You cannot get to the fluffy in time.
  353. >Haze claps, “Yay! Smawty am hewe! We go back hewd noa!”
  354. >He turns and starts to truddle off.
  355. >You follow a bit then stop and turn around.
  356. >You have had fluffies run off before but you have not abandoned one.
  357. >It hits you in your tummy.
  358. >You turn and look back.
  359. >The fluffy raises it hoof up, “Take ting off pwease.”
  360. >The man steps forward and kicks the fluffy in its head sending it flying back.
  361. >”Shut up!”
  362. >The fluffy lets out a shriek yell of pain, “EEEEEEEEEEE!!”
  363. >It flies in a little arc, being held by the chain, slamming onto the ground.
  364. >”Wahhhhhhh! Fwuffy am sowwy! Nuu wan hewt nuu mo! Wahhhhhhhh!”
  365. >The man is walking toward the fence.
  366. >You stare through the fence.
  367. >You want to help the fluffy.
  368. >He keeps getting closer.
  369. >Haze has turned around and sees you standing near the fence in the pile of bad fluffies that tried to take your nummies.
  370. >”Smawty! Pwease fowwow Hase!”
  371. >The man gets closer.
  372. >”Pwease!”, Haze lays on his belly next to a tree.
  373. >”Hewd nee smawty….”
  374. >You look at the fluffy.
  375. >The man gets closer.
  376. >You can’t win…
  377. >You fall on your side and close your eyes.
  378. >The man makes it to the fence and looks down, “Fuck yea! Someone’s been killing these useless fucks!”
  379. >”Where are the rest of you at!?”
  380. >”Don’t you want to hug your friend back to health!? Don’t you want to help this yard shitting, trash can tipping, annoying as FUCK GODDAMN FLUFFY SHIT BAG!!!”
  381. >You hear the man huffing.
  382. >”Well well well… looks like you got abandoned asshole…” The man says in a low hissing voice.
  383. >”Pwease daddeh.. wahhhhhh… wet fwuffy go… be gud fwuffy… wahhhhhhhh!”
  384. >You hear the man stomping away.
  385. >You open your eyes and watch under the fence.
  386. >The man takes out a large pipe wrench from his belt.
  387. >”Good fluffies have daddies… you have nothing!”
  388. >He kicks the fluffy in his face.
  389. >The fluffy bawls as it covers it nose with its free front hoof.
  390. >”Waaahhhhh! Fwuffy am sowwy! Wahhhh!”
  391. >The man reaches down and snatches his free hoof and pulls the fluffy off the ground.
  392. >He pulls until the fluffies front legs are spread apart to its side.
  393. >He looks down with slitted eyes, “You’re goddamn right your sorry!”
  394. *thwack*
  395. >He swings the pipe wrench down across his free leg at the knee.
  396. >There is a soft crunch as the fluffy’s leg bends backward.
  397. >”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
  398. >The man drops the fluffy on the ground and quickly brings the wrench down on his rump.
  399. *thwack*
  400. >The screams of pain emanate from the fluffy.
  401. >”Why hewt fwuffy! EEeeeEeewaaahhhhhhhhhhEEEEeeeee! Fwuffy twy be…. Wahhhhh! Gud fwuff-“
  402. *thwack*
  403. >The man brings the wrench down on the fluffy’s back leg.
  404. >”EEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
  405. >”GOOD!?”
  406. *thwack*
  407. >”ALL OF YOUR KIND IS NO GOOD!”
  408. *thwack*
  409. >”YOU”RE A BAD!”
  410. *thwack*
  411. >”BAD!”
  412. *thwack*
  413. >”BAD!”
  414. *thwack*
  415. >”BAD FLUFFY!”
  416. *thwack*
  417. >”EEEEEEEEE!!! Fwuffy sowwy daddeh! Wahhhhhh! Fwuffy-“
  418. *thwack*
  419. >”EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
  420. >”You’re a bad fluffy! You don’t have a daddy!”
  421. >The man pulls out a second pipe wrench.
  422. >He latches onto one of the fluffy’s rear hooves with one wrench and grabs it just a few inches above with the other.
  423. >He laughs at the screams of the fluffy as he slowly twist the wrenches in opposite directions.
  424. >He twists the wrenches and small crunching noises are heard.
  425. >The tender end of his hoof splits an boo boo juice start to seep out turning the fluff around it red.
  426. >The fluffies cries pathetically as the man slowly works on each of his hooves except the one in the snappie.
  427. >The fluffy starts screaming, “Pwease hewp fwuffy! Fwuffy am hewt! HEWP! WAHHHH! SMAWTY HEWP FWUFFY!! WAHHH! SMAWT-“
  428. *thwack*
  429. >”There is a smarty here!?”
  430. >You grit your teeth.
  431. >”Pwease smawty….”
  432. >You glance behind you slightly to see Haze has crawled on his belly to get next to you.
  433. >”Weafe pwace… go saf pwace….”
  434. >You look back at the now broken fluffy.
  435. >It tries to move but its legs twist and bend in bad ways.
  436. >Its delicate hooves scrapping the ground.
  437. >”Come on smarty! Your fucking herd needs you! COME HUG THE FUCKER BACK TO HEALTH!”
  438. >”Wahhhahhhhahhhhhh! Fwuffy nee huggies! Wahhhhhahhhhhh! Fwuffy nee big huggies smawty! Wahhhhhh!”
  439. >You start to stir.
  440. >You feel haze bite your mane and pull you back a bit.
  441. >He then whispers, “Nuu hewp gud fwufy… hewd nee smawty…”
  442. >The fluffy’s wails and the two legged monster’s taunts are burning in your ears.
  443. >Bruce’s words of think of the herd come stinging into your ears to mix with the sounds of misery.
  444. >You grit your teeth as tears well in your eyes.
  445. >You lay still.
  446. >The man leans down and gets next to the fluffy’s ear, “Even your smarty has left you… You are a bad fluffy no one loves…”
  447. >The fluffy lays in a silent cry with a look of anguish stuck on his face.
  448. >”Fwuffy jus wan be gud fwuffy…”
  449. >The puts one of the wrenches down and holds onto the larger of the two.
  450. >”Fwuffy jus wan be wike smawty…”
  451. >Your eyes are blurry with tears.
  452. >”Fwuffy weave bad smawty fo gud smawty…”
  453. >It then hits you that this was one of the fluffies that joined you with Next special friend.
  454. >It was the one she hugged before you left!
  455. >The man bends down opening the wrench and placing it on the fluffy’s sensitive nose.
  456. >”Fwuffy am sowwy… fwuffy am sowwyyEEEEEEEEEEE!”
  457. >The man squeezes the wrench with his meaty hand.
  458. >There is a loud crunch and boo boo juice starts to spurt from the fluffy’s nose and mouth.
  459. >The man looks around and starts to hit the fluffy again.
  460. *thwack*
  461. >”Come on! This little guy needs hugs!”
  462. *thwack*
  463. *thwack*
  464. >The fluffy starts to rasp and gasp for air as blood keep filling his nose and mouth.
  465. >Little piles of bright red bubbles form around his face.
  466. >The man then pulls out a box cutter from his belt.
  467. >He grabs the fluffy by its head and picks him up.
  468. >His body spasms as boo boo juice flows down the sides of his face.
  469. >The man takes the box cutter and digs it into the soft skin on the fluffy’s neck.
  470. >”Come on asshole! Yell for your smarty now! Guess even a fluffy isn’t too dumb to know it will never be loved by a daddy!”
  471. >He quickly slices around the fluffy’s neck.
  472. >The skin starts to split showing strings of red meat.
  473. >When the man made a complete cut around the fluffy’s through, he dropped the box cutter and starts to dig under the skin with his fingers.
  474. >He holds the fluffy up and grabs on the other side digging his fingers on either side of the fluffy’s neck.
  475. >The fluffy dangles pitifully with broken limbs and boo boo juice flowing down its body and dribbling onto the ground.
  476. >The man pulls up slowly causing a ripping sound as the skin breaks away and rolls toward the face of the fluffy.
  477. >It wiggles tethered by the trap’s chain still making rasping noises.
  478. >The man laughs heartily as he slowly pulls the skin over the fluffy’s head and stops when it forms a tube over its face.
  479. >He then closes the end shut and folds it in on itself.
  480. >The skin starts to puff in and out with the fluffy’s breathing.
  481. >He pulls out some small clamps and puts them on the fold clamping the makeshift skin balloon shut.
  482. >He drops the fluffy on the ground with the skin covering its face still puffing in and out.
  483. >The side closest to the ground starts to sag from the blood filling it up.
  484. >You see the fluffy try to wiggle his head a bit the white flesh puffing in and out.
  485. >You see the chest move slower and slower as the man picks up his tools.
  486. >Soon the skin puffs out and stops moving.
  487. >All movement from the fluffy stops.
  488. >”Welp! That’s one more fucking shit bag I don’t have to worry about.”
  489. >He walks toward his house stepping on the body.
  490. >”Fuck gardens are great! Get food to eat and it attracts these useless things to kill!”
  491. >He finally disappears and you stand up.
  492. >You stare at the fluffy, the fluffy that you led to his death and stomp angrily, “Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum!”
  493. >Haze stands and looks toward the dead fluffy, “Hase would gif gud owies…”
  494. >You turn and push Haze down and lower your horn, “Yoo nuu gif Deadmeat owies! YOO NUU SAY WHA DEADMEAT DO!”
  495. >Haze starts to cower and says in a quick panic, “Am sowwy smawty! Nuu wan bad tings happen smawty! Pwease nuu sowwies!”
  496. >You huff at him a minute and stomp off back toward where your herd is.
  497. >You are stomping through the trees when five fluffies come wondering in.
  498. >One looks at you and starts to puff his cheeks, “Dis smawty-“
  499. >You take off at a gallop at them.
  500. >The smarty starts to back step, “wand… yoo… yoo go-“
  501. *BOOP*
  502. >You slam your hoof down on the smarty’s nose making him fall to the ground.
  503. >You look at the other four fluffies and scream at them, “AHHHHHHHHHH!”
  504. >They turn and run, “Whaaaa! Munsta! Saf fwuffy!”
  505. >The smarty covers his nose and cries, “Why munsta gif smawty sowwies… huu huu huuuu…”
  506. >You continue stomping on with Haze walking nervously behind you.
  507. >You finally make it back to the herd area.
  508. >Bruce comes trotting up smiling at you, “Yay! Smawty am back!”
  509. >He then looks at Haze, “Oh… yoo am back too…”
  510. >Pookie comes walking up to you, “Pookie ge’ wots nummies!”
  511. >You just stomp by.
  512. >You finally get to the nummie bush and look under it.
  513. >There are plenty of nummies.
  514. >The pile is actually taller than you.
  515. >You turn and start to talk, “Fwuffies haf nummies noa!”
  516. >As soon as you finish talking, momma fluffy runs under the bush and grabs a squash.
  517. >She pulls it out and starts to eat ravenously.
  518. >Soon all the fluffies are eating and playing.
  519. >Next Special Friend truddles up to you and hugs you.
  520. >”Yay! Smawty am back!”
  521. >She sits in front of you smiling, “Nex Speshul Fwen nuu fin wongest fwen. Smawty know whewe fwen am?”
  522. >You look at her, “He haf biggest owchies… nuu hewe nuu mo…”
  523. >She giggles, “Smawty am siwwy! Nuu fwuffy haf owies wif smawty!”
  524. >She starts to truddle off, “Nex Speshul Fwen fin wongest fwen!”
  525. >You watch as she runs off.
  526. >You look around your herd.
  527. >You see Bruce trying to stare down a grass hopper.
  528. >You see Momma Fluffy pushing her baby away, “Yoo nee big fwuffy nummies noa!”
  529. >You walk over to her, “Smawty nee speshu huggies.”
  530. >She giggles and tells her daughter to go away.
  531. >”Momma fwuffy get bestest nummies! Tee hee hee!”
  532. >You give her your bestest emfs and leave her laying on her belly cooing.
  533. >Good enfs really didn’t help your mood.
  534. >You walk back to your hidey hole.
  535. >You see Pookie playing and talking with Haze.
  536. >You also see Next Special Friend run up and hug Haze.
  537. >You shrug it off and go lay down.
  538. >You fall asleep almost as soon as you wiggle into your leaf nest.
  539. >You are woke up after a few hours.
  540. >”Smawty…”
  541. >You open your eyes and see Haze laying just outside your bush.
  542. >”Smawty….”
  543. >”Wha yoo wan!?”
  544. >”Hase am sowwy smawty…yoo am gud smawty, yoo am wite…”
  545. >”Hase nuu am wan be smawty…. Pwease nuu send Hase way… gif Hase sowwies….”
  546. >”Hase do wha smawty say….”
  547. >You look at Haze, “Nuu send Hase way… Deadmeat nuu wan fwen hewt…”
  548. >”Deadmeat haf nappies, yoo go way.”
  549. >Haze sits up and claps, “Yay! Smawty nuu gif Has mo sowwies!”
  550. >You ignore him and close your eyes.
  551. >You hope you don’t have scary night sees again.
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