Yuuki's Starbucks

BYOND Key:Dawnberry
Character Name:Yuuki
Race:Demon
Alignment:Lawful Evil
Character Age:18
Rank Applying For: Makaioshin
Topic for Makaioshin: You've finally been roused from slumber by your major domo, who has informed you that your counter-part has been spending weeks in Hell fishing. What is your response to this? They also inform you that Hell is in a state of depopulation due to a rather massive prison break of evil souls escaping through a hell mouth in the Living Realm. What is your response?




	Awaking to her favorite song from the rolling stones “Paint It Black” a groggy Yuuki rolled out of her king sized bed. Rubbing her eyes she would scan the room to find her major domo Alfred standing a couple feet away from her with a godpad and bluetooth speakers. Alfred tapped the pad once blasting the speakers once more just like she liked it. As Yuuki rose to her feet Alfred bowed “Good afternoon milady.” he said as Yuuki snapped her fingers as her signature red dress would appear to cover her naked form.Yuuki stood at a mere 5’6 a curvy woman with waist length crimson red hair she also dorned two black horns along with golden eyes.

	Yuuki smiled as she curtsied back to her major domo. Alfred turned the music down as he would step out into the hall of the mansion and wheel in a silver diner cart. Materializing a table and an chair  a couple of feet from her bed she took a seat crossing her left leg over her right whilst she waited to see what Alfred has cooked up for brunch.Removing the top of the silver dining cart the arousing smell of a master hell chef. Yuuki’s nose was hit with the mouth watery taste of waffles and golden chicken tenders. Cracking a smile on her face she looked from the food to her major domo.”You never seem to fail me Alfred.” she said with an approving tone.

	Yuuki reached towards the silverware on left side of her plate. The chicken and waffles was seducing Yuuki’s nose just begging for it to be devoured by the demon goddess. With a devilishly grin she began to cut the waffles and chicken into bite sized pieces. “Anything happen during my slumber?” she asked as she impaled a piece  of waffle along with a  piece of chicken with her fork. “Indeed a lot has happened milady.” he responded  as he poured her favorite drink a double chocolate mocha cappuccino. Yuuki began to eat every so often taking a sip of her drink.

	Alfred set the pitcher down onto the table and began to kneel before Yuuki. “The Supreme Kaioshin has been fishing in hell for weeks now, and several souls broke free into the living realm.”  he answered as he felt the shift in Yuuki’s mood. Huh now Yuuki found the kaioshin fishing in hell funny she guessed now was a time to put her tax plan into action. For every fish the kaioshin caught there would be an fine to pay. Then she got an idea instead of making the kaioshins pay for fishing in hell she would just build a Starbucks in heaven.

	Finishing her brunch Yuuki would summon some of the remaining lesser demons and trapped souls via telepathy.  Yuuki motioned Alfred to stop kneeling the fishing problem was not even a big deal. “Gather some resources and head to the gates of hell.” Yuuki said as she would finish drinking her drink.As the demons and Alfred gathered at the gate they had yet to know what their goddess was up to. Among the confusion that began to sweep through the mass Alfred did his best to preserve order, sensing Yuuki’s approach he called attention to the demons and ordered them to kneel.


	“Greetings. I summoned you all here to inform you of our newest project. We are building a Starbucks in heaven serving coffee and dragging the unlucky souls to hell.” an grin appeared on Yuuki’s face before she continued her speech. “I am also aware of the several demons and souls whom escaped my prison. I will personally address that, as for the rest of you will all aid Alfred In building the best Starbucks this after life has seen. Mind you I'm in a horrid mood shall you all fail..”  her voice trailed off as she raised a finger toward a mountain in the distance and in an instant the mountain was obliterated. Turning away from her servants Yuuki ripped a hole in time and space and climbed through it as she made her way to earth. Yuuki exited the portal  from the bottom of a river shooting up into the sky. She let her unholy ki leak out from her body. Yuuki took a moment to take in her surroundings she closed her eye's and would begin to focus. Sorting through billions of ki signatures would take hours so instead she began to just focus on corruption and negative energy.Yuuki created three copies of herself and sent them towards the other cardinal directions such as east,west and north. It was time for some seek and destroy Yuuki and her copies would spend four hours hunting down and binding each escaped demon and soul that escaped.

 Wrapping up her business in the living realm Yuuki would stop by Steak’ N Shake and orders a double bacon cheeseburger and an Oreo shake. Yuuki ripped yet another hole in space and time and entered it this time heading for heaven to check on her Starbucks. And god be damned Alfred once again never failed to disappoint not only did her servants successfully build a Starbucks in heaven they even somehow managed to get kaioshins to work as employees. Seemed like a fair trade off for the Supreme Kai to fish in hell she in return would make a profit from the coffee shop. All in all Yuuki returned the escaped souls and demons and now she has a date with a double bacon cheeseburger.