al nasser birb broadcast

alright
i am going to actually do this formal
hello citizens of blepia
my name is nasser of the BNP
as you are aware campaigning day is tomorrow
our press will remain neutral
i am aware the chairman of our broadcasting is running
but we are not going to be biased to any one candidate
and to all the candidates good luck
another thing-
a proposal for an international airport has been put on table
while we are clearing the middle of the woods
and finally we come to the topics i need to mention: the free state
right now we shall declare the free state as a disputed territory
we all remember the last time when a republic left us
it did not end well for that person should I say
and we shall anyone in favour for potato farmer is a traitor type in favor in green square
(pause)
alright
i am going to say because the way i spell it is f-a-v-o-r but you know
so that is the majority of people in here
and i mean opi is in here too. he is the person who wanted him gone
i will check poll
(short pause)
itś a tie between yes he should be banned and no he should be panished
but now i think banning or kicking him for long term is the best idea
and now we will play the Birb Nationalist Press anthem.
once i get the song ready.
(long pause)
alright
(pause)
no i dont need voice typing leave me alone
(short pause)
alright so that is the end of our nightly broadcasting blepia ad astra
now we will commence the national anthem of the autonomous republic of little birblands.
(disconnect)
(playing of Ustaška se Vojska Diže)