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  1. [we're going to a dinner]
  2.  
  3. Hlendril slowly empties his lungs.
  4.  
  5. Speaking to Cryheart, Hlendril asks, "Is the food laced with poison?"
  6.  
  7. Speaking to you, Hlendril asks, "Will I collapse if I die if I ingest food here?"
  8.  
  9. Speaking coyly to Hlendril, you say, "Yes, since it's Imperial food."
  10.  
  11. Hlendril mutters under his breath.
  12.  
  13. Hlendril agrees with you.
  14.  
  15. Hlendril says, "I should scream and agree on you and curse the Empire, but I shall not, as the LANDING sold me out to KRAGNACK." [krolvin warlord who recently invaded and asked for slaves to be given to him in two months]
  16.  
  17. You offhandedly say, "That never happened."
  18.  
  19. Speaking to you, Hlendril says, "Chamorr said so."
  20.  
  21. Speaking to Hlendril, Darcena asks, "What are you on about?"
  22.  
  23. Hlendril says, "Chamorr never lies."
  24.  
  25. Hlendril asks, "Right?"
  26.  
  27. Speaking to Hlendril, Madmountan says, "I wanted Kragnack to touch me with his juicy tendril, but alas, he saved that honor for you."
  28.  
  29. Speaking to Hlendril, Maylan says, "If Imperial company makes you uncomfortable, you may not wish to stay for dinner."
  30.  
  31. Hlendril draws a gold-tipped veil iron dagger from one of the slots on his leather bandolier.
  32.  
  33. (Hlendril stabs himself repitetivley as to not show any comossion and freakout!)
  34.  
  35. Hlendril sighs contentedly.
  36.  
  37. Speaking to Lylia, Claudaro says, "This town needs to find a good sailor willing to take on the task of delivering Hlendril, if he's been sold, he is non-refundable."
  38.  
  39. Hlendril put a gold-tipped veil iron dagger in his black yeti hide workboots.
  40.  
  41. Speaking to Maylan, Hlendril asks, "Next, Leave the Lands?"
  42.  
  43. Zosopage glances at Hlendril.
  44.  
  45. Speaking to Hlendril, Maylan says, "I dunno about the lands, I'm just here for dinner."
  46.  
  47. Speaking to Maylan, Hlendril says, "I`m here to watch... And somehow take part on a Elitist event."
  48.  
  49. Hlendril inclines his head.
  50.  
  51. Speaking to Hlendril, Gryzzlbok says, "You realize you sound like what you claim to be observing to watch."
  52.  
  53. Speaking to Gryzzlbok, Hlendril asks, "What?"
  54.  
  55. Speaking to Hlendril, Gryzzlbok asks, "You forget what you just said already?"
  56.  
  57. Speaking to Gryzzlbok, Hlendril asks, "But.. Isnt it true?"
  58.  
  59. Gryzzlbok looks over at Hlendril and shakes his head.
  60.  
  61. Hlendril says, "Everytime I speak, I have a Lightning bolt shoved down my throat."
  62.  
  63. Hlendril sighs.
  64.  
  65. Speaking to Hlendril, Evician says, "I'd pay good money to see that."
  66.  
  67. Speaking confusedly to Hlendril, Maltreis says, "I see no lightning bolt."
  68.  
  69. Hlendril says, "Only a matter of time."
  70.  
  71. Hlendril says, "Maybe I should stop breathing too..."
  72.  
  73. Hlendril frowns.
  74.  
  75. Evician glances at Hlendril.
  76.  
  77. Hlendril glances at Evician.
  78.  
  79. Hlendril says, "But..."
  80.  
  81. Hlendril frowns.
  82.  
  83. [finally we make it to the right place for the dinner]
  84.  
  85. Hlendril glances at Breshon.
  86.  
  87. Hlendril asks, "May I say hi to Breshon?"
  88.  
  89. Hlendril glances at Cruxophim.
  90.  
  91. Hlendril sighs at Cruxophim.
  92.  
  93. Cruxophim rolls his eyes at Hlendril.
  94.  
  95. Hlendril stares at Cruxophim.
  96.  
  97. Hlendril sits down.
  98.  
  99. Hlendril glances at Breshon and folds his arms over his chest.
  100.  
  101. Speaking to Breshon, Hlendril says, "Hi."
  102.  
  103. Breshon nods at Hlendril.
  104.  
  105. Hlendril winces.
  106.  
  107. Hlendril says, "I thought the reply was a Lightning bolt, Breshon."
  108.  
  109. Breshon peers quizzically at Hlendril.
  110.  
  111. Hlendril shrugs at Breshon.
  112.  
  113. Cruxophim points a finger at his temple and twirls it slowly as he gives Hlendril a sideways glance.
  114.  
  115. Speaking to Cruxophim, Hlendril asks, "Lets see how you like it if someone offered you to be sold to a Slaver?"
  116.  
  117. Speaking patiently to Hlendril, Cruxophim repeats, "That didn't happen, you slow-witted buffoon."
  118.  
  119. Speaking to Cruxophim, Hlendril asks, "Remember being in th` Kiramon mines?"
  120.  
  121. Cruxophim peers quizzically at Hlendril.
  122.  
  123. Speaking to Cruxophim, Hlendril asks, "How would ye like it if someone did that to you?"
  124.  
  125. Speaking to Breshon, Hlendril says, "Sup."
  126.  
  127. Hlendril mutters, "Even his Challice is worth a fortune."
  128.  
  129. Hlendril mutters under his breath.
  130.  
  131. Hlendril nods.
  132.  
  133. Hlendril nods at Breshon.
  134.  
  135. Speaking to Breshon, Hlendril asks, "Is the food ok to eat?"
  136.  
  137. Cryheart nods at Hlendril.
  138.  
  139. Speaking to Hlendril, Evician says, "Nope deadly poisonous, you shouldnt eat it."
  140.  
  141. Hlendril asks, "Sure Breshon?"
  142.  
  143. Breshon peers quizzically at Hlendril.
  144.  
  145. Speaking to Breshon, Hlendril says, "Might be laced with poison."
  146.  
  147. Hlendril glances at a leg of garlic-rosemary turkey on a long oak table.
  148.  
  149. Hlendril drools.
  150.  
  151. Hlendril shakes his head.
  152.  
  153. (Maltreis takes a deliberate bite of his manticore while staring at Hlendril.)
  154.  
  155. Speaking to Xorus, Hlendril says, "This isnt the grand Auctionhouse because there is no Methais in it."
  156.  
  157. Hlendril removes a leg of garlic-rosemary turkey from on a long oak table.
  158.  
  159. Hlendril pours himself a mug of dark brown Tamzyrr tea.
  160.  
  161. Hlendril sniffs at his garlic-rosemary turkey.
  162.  
  163. Hlendril gags.
  164.  
  165. Hlendril stands up.
  166.  
  167. Hlendril growls ferociously!
  168.  
  169. Hlendril exclaims, "It is poisoned!"
  170.  
  171. Hlendril sniffs at his garlic-rosemary turkey.
  172.  
  173. Hlendril offers Cruxophim a leg of garlic-rosemary turkey.
  174.  
  175. Cruxophim accepts Hlendril's garlic-rosemary turkey.
  176.  
  177. Cruxophim nods at Hlendril.
  178.  
  179. Speaking to Cruxophim, Hlendril says, "Smell it."
  180.  
  181. Hlendril sniffs at his brown Tamzyrr tea.
  182.  
  183. Speaking hoarsely to Hlendril, Kipara asks, "Apple deary?"
  184.  
  185. Kipara offers Hlendril a ripe dark red apple.
  186.  
  187. Hlendril stares at Breshon.
  188.  
  189. Speaking to Chamorr, Hlendril says, "Hey."
  190.  
  191. Speaking to Chamorr, Hlendril says, "Tell them..."
  192.  
  193. Speaking to Chamorr, Hlendril asks, "I was sold to Kragnack right?"
  194.  
  195. Hlendril pours some of his tea on the floor. A puddle of dark brown liquid forms, and then quickly evaporates.
  196.  
  197. Hlendril pours some of his tea on the floor. A puddle of dark brown liquid forms, and then quickly evaporates.
  198.  
  199. Hlendril pours some of his tea on the floor. A puddle of dark brown liquid forms, and then quickly evaporates.
  200.  
  201. Hlendril pours some of his tea on the floor. A puddle of dark brown liquid forms, and then quickly evaporates.
  202.  
  203. Hlendril pours some of his tea on the floor. A puddle of dark brown liquid forms, and then quickly evaporates.
  204.  
  205. Hlendril folds his arms over his chest.
  206.  
  207. Hlendril just nudged Chamorr.
  208.  
  209. Speaking to Chamorr, Hlendril says, "Tell them." [Chamorr never says this on this night]
  210.  
  211. Hlendril glances at Bristenn.
  212.  
  213. Hlendril glances at Bristenn.
  214.  
  215. Hlendril sighs at Cruxophim.
  216.  
  217. Hlendril sniffs.
  218.  
  219. Hlendril nods at Breshon.
  220.  
  221. Speaking to Breshon, Hlendril says, "I prolly should go."
  222.  
  223. Breshon bows to Hlendril.
  224.  
  225. Speaking to Breshon, Hlendril says, "Quick to dismiss."
  226.  
  227. Hlendril stares at Praxopius.
  228.  
  229. Speaking to Praxopius, Hlendril says, "Sup."
  230.  
  231. Speaking to Cruxophim, Hlendril asks, "Whats with the wheels?" [Praxopius is in a wheelchair]
  232.  
  233. Hlendril glances at Breshon.
  234.  
  235. Hlendril glares at Praxopius.
  236.  
  237. Hlendril mutters imperials.
  238.  
  239. Speaking to Praxopius, Hlendril asks, "Imperial?"
  240.  
  241. Praxopius nods at Hlendril.
  242.  
  243. Hlendril says, "Oh boy..."
  244.  
  245. Hlendril says, "Oh boy oh boy oh boy..."
  246.  
  247. Hlendril starts jumping around like a twelve-year-old.
  248.  
  249. Hlendril starts jumping around like a twelve-year-old.
  250.  
  251. Hlendril removes an ancient claidhmore with a blood red heart-shaped ruby set in the pommel from in his thrak hide back scabbard.
  252.  
  253. Hlendril says, "Heck no."
  254.  
  255. Hlendril looks over at Praxopius and shakes his head.
  256.  
  257. Breshon peers quizzically at Hlendril.
  258.  
  259. Breshon says, "Sheath your blade sir."
  260.  
  261. Speaking to Hlendril, Madmountan says, "Watch out, I heard his wheelchair can deploy chariot spikes."
  262.  
  263. Hlendril says, "Its a butter knife."
  264.  
  265. Speaking to Hlendril, Maylan says, "No bloodshed at dinner, tsk tsk."
  266.  
  267. Speaking to Hlendril, Maylan says, "And to draw a blade on a man in a wheelchair at that."
  268.  
  269. Maylan wags one finger at Hlendril in a no-no-no gesture.
  270.  
  271. Speaking to Madmountan, Hlendril asks, "Am I even SAFE?"
  272.  
  273. Breshon says, "You realize you stand in an imperial outpost, and sup at an imperial table, carved by imperial hands, in an land of an imperial protectorate."
  274.  
  275. Breshon nods at Hlendril.
  276.  
  277. Breshon says, "I won't ask again. Your blade sir."
  278.  
  279. Hlendril put an ancient claidhmore with a blood red heart-shaped ruby set in the pommel in his thrak hide back scabbard.
  280.  
  281. Speaking to Hlendril, Dergoatean says, "You are most definitely not safe, with a blade out here."
  282.  
  283. Speaking in Guildspeak, Hlendril exclaims something you don't understand.
  284.  
  285. Hlendril sits down.
  286.  
  287. Hlendril stares at Praxopius.
  288.  
  289. Speaking to Praxopius, Hlendril says, "Your lucky your sourrounded by the Landing Elite, Four-Wheels."
  290.  
  291. Evia shakes her head at Hlendril and clucks her tongue.
  292.  
  293. Praxopius says, "I was born and raised in Wehnimer's Landing."
  294.  
  295. Praxopius nods at Hlendril.
  296.  
  297. Speaking to Praxopius, Hlendril says, "I was born to slit throats of people like ye."
  298.  
  299. Hlendril says, "I`ll leave then."
  300.  
  301. Cruxophim rolls his eyes at Hlendril.
  302.  
  303. Speaking to Hlendril, Maylan says, "You should leave if you are going to threaten honored guests."
  304.  
  305. Darcena beams happily at Hlendril!
  306.  
  307. Hlendril says, "This mess is to revolting for me to bear."
  308.  
  309. Speaking drolly to Hlendril, Cruxophim suggests, "Please, do try."
  310.  
  311. Darcena applauds Hlendril.
  312.  
  313. Neovik peers quizzically at Hlendril.
  314.  
  315. Hlendril says, "I`m sorry."
  316.  
  317. Darcena waves to Hlendril.
  318.  
  319. A huge scar-faced giantman stomps in.
  320.  
  321. Speaking to Hlendril, Zosopage asks, "You just can't help yourself can you?"
  322.  
  323. Speaking to Hlendril, Darcena exclaims, "Goodbye!"
  324.  
  325. Speaking to Hlendril, Maylan asks, "Threatening a man in a wheelchair is rather despicible, don't you think?"
  326.  
  327. Speaking to a huge scar-faced giantman, Hlendril says, "Hi."
  328.  
  329. Praxopius says, "I'm afraid my friend Snout does not take kindly to your threats."
  330.  
  331. Praxopius nods at Hlendril.
  332.  
  333. Darcena points at Hlendril.
  334.  
  335. (OOC) Hlendril's player whispers to the group, "Cant I PLAY A Character?"
  336.  
  337. Praxopius nods at Hlendril.
  338.  
  339. (OOC) Hlendril's player whispers to the group, "Do I HAVE to be a Marry sue?"
  340.  
  341. (OOC) Maylan's player whispers to the group, "Yes, but RP choices have consequences. that's part of the deal."
  342.  
  343. The large giantman stands near Hlendril, and the window.
  344.  
  345. (OOC) Hlendril's player whispers to the group, "I was thinking about Geralt, ya know!!"
  346.  
  347. (OOC) Zosopage's player whispers to the group, "If it's in good taste."
  348.  
  349. Pinchot begins chuckling at Hlendril!
  350.  
  351. Hlendril says, "Wow."
  352.  
  353. (OOC) Puptilian's player whispers to the group, "You are playig and the GM is playing along. What else you want? its all in RP from this side of things."
  354.  
  355. Speaking quietly to Hlendril, Pukk asks, "Do you think you can fly?"
  356.  
  357. (OOC) Maylan's player whispers to the group, "Imagine what you would do if someone walked into your dinner party and drew a blade...this is part of RP."
  358.  
  359. Speaking to Praxopius, Hlendril says, "I obeyed."
  360.  
  361. Hlendril glances at a huge scar-faced giantman.
  362.  
  363. Evician says, "Good friends, good food, large scar faced giantman wanting to throw Hlendril out the window to test gravity...its a good night."
  364.  
  365. (OOC) Hlendril's player whispers to the group, "Why is it when I talk, I get reporcussions but when you guys talk, and pretty much say ANYTHING, its ok?"
  366.  
  367. (OOC) Hlendril's player whispers to the group, "All of this horseshow started ehn Lylia humiliated me in PC!"
  368.  
  369. Pukk glances between Hlendril and a huge scar-faced giantman.
  370.  
  371. (OOC) Hlendril's player whispers to the group, "WHO OFFERS SOMEONE AS A SLAVER?"
  372.  
  373. (OOC) Hlendril's player whispers to the group, "Why do you guys attribute me to the eholy mother of pearl worst thing to happen to Gemstone since Wyrom?"
  374.  
  375. (OOC) Madmountan's player whispers to the group, "Hlendril. Dude. It's all ROLEPLAY. Stop talking OOC. ROleplay with us."
  376.  
  377. Gryzzlbok whispers to the group, "The person you are mad at Hlendril isnt even here, and Lylia said no reguardless, so please get over yourself."
  378.  
  379. (OOC) Hlendril's player whispers to the group, "Roleplay doesent ENABLE people to verbally abuse me, like with the time in the Faholo Hlendril joke, ok?"
  380.  
  381. Hlendril just disappeared.
  382.  
  383. Hlendril just arrived.
  384.  
  385. Hlendril stares at Praxopius.
  386.  
  387. Hlendril sobs.
  388.  
  389. Hlendril joins Cryheart's group.
  390.  
  391. Hlendril just disappeared.
  392.  
  393. [Prime]-GSIV:Hlendril: "wow, fuck you guys"
  394.  
  395. [Dreavening]-GSIV:Hlendril: "` This is Gemstone not WOW` Dude, have ya been to motherfucking PC?"
  396.  
  397. [Prime]-GSIV:Hlendril: "This is Gemstone not WOW` Dude, have ya been to motherfucking PC?"
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