nachomeep - Today at 9:40 PM
Wade is the type of character that makes me give up on playing my own eell
why - Today at 9:40 PM
Glorious Torch.
Ice_princess - Today at 9:40 PM
dean I'm going to come onto the torch as a fucked-up wisp just to sadly beep at you
why - Today at 9:40 PM
He won't
nachomeep - Today at 9:40 PM
and just makes me go along with it
why - Today at 9:40 PM
pay attention
:D
nachomeep - Today at 9:40 PM
Robert, for example, is a xenoarch.
Ice_princess - Today at 9:40 PM
he won't even make a silly pun
elgeonmb - Today at 9:40 PM
I handwave away everything Wade does with a combination of "anomalies" and "drugs and alcohol"
why - Today at 9:40 PM
He'll go "Oh sad robot-....SO I'M GONNA GO FLY A FUCKING SHIP."
nachomeep - Today at 9:40 PM
Exactly.
Ice_princess - Today at 9:40 PM
WHO EVEN ARE YOU ANYMORE
nachomeep - Today at 9:40 PM
I play a xenoarch.
why - Today at 9:41 PM
 ENSIGN DEAN "RIPTIDE" EVANS OF THE SOLGOV FIFTH FLEET RECON SQUAD ALPHA.(edited)
nachomeep - Today at 9:41 PM
That ruins the fun in my RP, because what I do is one of three things.
1. ALREADY WADE
2. Happened to someone else and canon to everyone
3. Meta'd by an assistant and made worthless
Ice_princess - Today at 9:41 PM
honestly I considered doing torch stuff as wisp, but make her human and like completley change everything about the character
why - Today at 9:41 PM
That's what I did
nachomeep - Today at 9:41 PM
After only 6 rounds, I've already given up playing a good xenoarch.
why - Today at 9:41 PM
Dean's still a dude, but he's older
and enlisted out of highschool
nachomeep - Today at 9:42 PM
Because I can't do anything interesting.
Ice_princess - Today at 9:42 PM
I'd actually be making wisp younger
nachomeep - Today at 9:42 PM
The "anomalies" I find
Are apparently everyday things
You can see how I gave up in #general_channel
by referencing glowing swords
elgeonmb - Today at 9:42 PM
here's hw
nachomeep - Today at 9:42 PM
I'd avoid that at first, but there's no reason to because everyone's seen every anomaly.
elgeonmb - Today at 9:42 PM
you get a glowing sword
why - Today at 9:42 PM
But uh yeah, military settings my jam now.
Ice_princess - Today at 9:42 PM
Honestly I'm hoping to refluff-jiger xenoarch stuff a tiny bit once we get planetside stuff
nachomeep - Today at 9:43 PM
It's more than that, elg.
elgeonmb - Today at 9:43 PM
a) buy a crappy replica sword
nachomeep - Today at 9:43 PM
I dug up a magic teleporting dildo earlier
elgeonmb - Today at 9:43 PM
b) coat it in the shit that makes glowsticks work
nachomeep - Today at 9:43 PM
"Yes we already know that exists" - assistant on radio
elgeonmb - Today at 9:43 PM
assistants aren't people
nachomeep - Today at 9:43 PM
And from that message onwards, it meant jackshit.
I already regret playing xenoarch
It has an even worse thing than R&D with people knowing everything from roundstart
Ice_princess - Today at 9:44 PM
Honestly fuck that dude call him out on his bullshit
nachomeep - Today at 9:44 PM
I did, but y'know, you can't do much about it.
By the time they say that, it means nobody cares anymore.
elgeonmb - Today at 9:44 PM
I will always, always headcanon R&D as "breaking patent protection"
some sort of weird legal loophole thing that's just been standardized
Ice_princess - Today at 9:45 PM
You wouldn't download a gun
elgeonmb - Today at 9:45 PM
and since I'm glorious lorestaff, you can treat that headcanon with more than the ordinary level of force
nachomeep - Today at 9:45 PM
Basically, I'm ranting in ooc because I'm salty
that this keeps happening
and it's not like I'm gonna ahelp "admin pls this guy said he knows about teleporting dildoes"
elgeonmb - Today at 9:46 PM
why not
nachomeep - Today at 9:46 PM
Especially when there's no staff