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A Dazzling Pack VIIII

Nov 28th, 2016
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  1. >"What 'bout Sandlewood?"
  2. >You watched as the big, dreadlock-haired guy made his way past your table
  3. >Even though he was doing his best to hide it, you could see that he was swaying his hips
  4. >The slut
  5. >Not that you WEREN'T looking
  6. "Eh, six outta ten."
  7. >"Alrighty, what 'bout Thunderlane then?"
  8. >In the corner of the lunchroom, you could see Thunderlane sitting at a table surrounded by a bunch of other bottom bitches
  9. >He was going for an all-natural look
  10. >No makeup, no foundation, nothing
  11. >It wasn't a very good look for him
  12. "A seven on his best day," you said, kicking your feet up on the table you were sitting at
  13. >Applejack, who was sitting right next to you eating her apple-based lunch, looked around the room with a frown
  14. >"What 'bout Anon then?" she asked, nudging her head toward one of the tables as she popped an apple fritter into her mouth
  15. >Looking over your shoulder, you saw that the big green weirdo himself was sitting two tables down from you
  16. >As always, those stupid sirens surrounded him, one on each side with Adagio in his lap
  17. >The poofy-haired bully had her arms wrapped around her boyfriend's neck
  18. >She was whispering something into his ear
  19. >Anon, along with the other two baddies, laughed suddenly
  20. >You frowned
  21. >Boy was Anon lucky that he found someone
  22. >Because he is UGGGGGGGGGGGLY!
  23. >Whoo
  24. >Looking at AJ from the corner of your eye, you try to reach over to try to snatch one of her fritters
  25.  
  26. >Even though you liked to think of yourself as a totally awesome gal with ninja-like prowess, the farmer was hypervigilant today
  27. >"Get outta here, Rainbow!" she snapped, slapping your hand away with no small amount of force.
  28. >You yelped, nearly falling out of your chair as you yanked your hand back
  29. >OWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!
  30. >HOW CAN SHE ALWAYS MAKE YOUR HAND STING LIKE THAT?!
  31. >IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD!
  32. >Shaking out your poor, abused hand you glared at your friend, who glared right back
  33. "Come on, just give me one! I'm hungry!" you whined
  34. >"Then go an' get something from the lunch line, ya thieving varmint," Applejack shot back, making sure to pop a fritter into her mouth as you watched
  35. "I just want one! Come on, when I have lunch I'll buy you a cookie!"
  36. >"Nope."
  37. "A bag of chips then?"
  38. >"These are my favorite fritters, Dash."
  39. >Of course, like the girly-girl you were, you huffed, crossing your hands
  40. "You stingy bitch," you grumbled
  41. >Applejack smiled
  42. >"Ya know it," she said, nudging you with her shoulder. "Now whatcha think about that there Anonymous?"
  43. >You grunted
  44. "I can see why he latched onto those fish-girls," you said. "No other girl in her right mind would want to go out with a fugly weirdo like him."
  45. >Applejack snorted
  46. >"That “fugly weirdo” sure seems to be makin' Aria and them mighty happy."
  47. >You looked back over at the siren's table to see laughter and smiles all around
  48. "The ugly guys are always the ones that'll do anything to get the girls to like them," you said dismissively
  49. >Applejack snorted again
  50. >"Whoo nelly, are ya somethin', Rainbow..."
  51. >Your chest puffed out ever so slightly
  52.  
  53. "Hey, it's not my fault that my standards are a little higher than yours," you said, rubbing your hand against your chest and inspecting it. "When you're as awesome as me you need to go after the grade-A dick."
  54. >This time Applejack guffawed
  55. >"I'd hate ya see yer kinda guy then," she said, slapping her knee. "Sweet Apples an' plums, no wonder ya ain't got a boyfriend."
  56. >You stiffened ever so slightly at the rub
  57. "I can get a boyfriend whenever I want, thank you very much," you snapped. "I'm just... browsing the market right now."
  58. >This only caused Applejack to laugh harder
  59. >"Browsin' the market? Whoo, I guess it's hard findin' a guy when they're only sixes or fives out there, huh?"
  60. >You frowned
  61. "Hey, at least /I/ wasn't desperate enough to go out with Caramel."
  62. >"Hey now, 'Mel's a sweet boy," Applejack said, wiping a tear from her eye
  63. >Your eyes rolled so hard that they nearly fell out of your head
  64. "He's the biggest prude in the school, AJ."
  65. >"The biggest prude in the school can suck on a clit so good that your eyes cross, Dash," the farmer smugly countered, nudging you again. "Not that you'd know anything about that, Ms. High Standards."
  66. >Snorting, you shove your friend
  67. "Fuck off, you dyke."
  68. >"Hey now, we might be friends but we ain't that friendly, gal," Applejack said, finishing her last fritter
  69. "I can get any guy in this school," you insisted, looking up at the ceiling. "There isn't a guy in Canterlot High that wouldn't want a piece of THIS."
  70. >Applejack looked you over for a few moments, wiping her mouth with a napkin
  71. >"Ya can get any guy in the school, huh?"
  72. >You nodded
  73. "Yep. If you took your pick I could walk over there and snatch him up like THAT," you confidently told her
  74.  
  75. "Alright. Who's the best lookin' guy in here?"
  76. >... What?
  77. "What?"
  78. >Looking back over at Applejack, you saw that your friend was looking back at you intently
  79. >"Who's the best lookin' guy in here," she asked again, waving a hand around the room
  80. >A quick look around the cafeteria brought your attention to Flash Sentry
  81. >AKA Sunset's old walking dildo
  82. >Not the BEST looking guy in the school--that was Soarin-- but he might have been in the top twenty
  83. "Flash over there I guess," you muttered before closing your eyes. "I don't see why that--HEY!"
  84. >Applejack, being the strong cunt that was she, pulled you to your feet with a single hand
  85. "What the fuck are you--"
  86. >"Go on an' get'em then. I'm tired o' you tellin' me how many guys ya can get. I wanna see ya in action."
  87. "Wha--"
  88. >"Go an' show me how much o' a cock slayer are, Dash."
  89. "I'm--"
  90. >Applejack sneered
  91. >"Unless yer just full o' hot air like I know ya are."
  92. >...
  93. >Fuck
  94. >Wrenching yourself from your friend's grasp, you nodded
  95. "FINE!" you snapped, brushing yourself off as you glared at her. "I'll show you! I'll have his fucking phone number in ten seconds flat!"
  96. >"Really?"
  97. "Yeah. REALLY."
  98. >Applejack raised an eyebrow
  99. >"Ya wanna bet on it?" she asked
  100.  
  101. >Despite yourself, you couldn't help but smile
  102. >You'll make a bet alright
  103. >And you're gonna win that fucking bet
  104. >Slapping your hands down on the table, you leaned toward Applejack
  105. "If I get his number you gotta bring me apple fritters for the rest of the week," you told her
  106. >The farmer nodded
  107. >"That's fair," she admitted. "But if ya don't get his number--like I know ya won't-- ya gotta buy me as many cookies as I want fer the rest of the week."
  108. >Without a second thought your hand comes up
  109. "Deal," you said, offering it to her
  110. >"Deal," Applejack repeated, grabbing your hand and shaking it
  111. >The second that you broke your handshake you were already making your way toward Flash's table
  112. >Alright
  113. >This was going to be easy
  114. >Make sure that your hair looked okay
  115. >You were awesome
  116. >You could have any guy that you wanted in this school
  117. >Straighten out your shirt a bit
  118. >All you needed to do was show ol' Flash a bit of THE DASH swagger and he'd be sucking on your clit before next period
  119. >You could hear the other guys at Flash's table laughing about something
  120. >None of them had seen you yet
  121. >Good
  122. >That meant that you had the element of surprise
  123. >Taking a deep breath, you puffed your chest out
  124. >You began to sway side-to-side, putting your butt and hips on display
  125. >You smiled, revealing your white, perfect teeth
  126. >Yep...
  127. >Flash wasn't gonna know what hit 'em
  128.  
  129. >"--So I said to HER, ‘Look, even though I think it's really sweet that you're taking me to Cupid's Secret, that doesn't mean that you can come in and watch me while I'm trying out the--’"
  130. >Sauntering to the end of the table, you leaned down and rested your elbow against if before loudly clearing your throat
  131. >Many of the guys jumped in surprise, their heads snapping toward you
  132. >...Oh shit
  133. >Your ninja skills were just a little too high
  134. >You're fucking fumbling, Rainbow
  135. >Save it
  136. >SAVE. IT!
  137. >Putting on your savviest smile, you looked over at Flash
  138. "Hey good lookin', what's cookin?" you cooed
  139. >For a few moments Flash and the rest of the table just looked at you, confusion plastered on their faces
  140. >"Rainbow?" he said, his brow furrowing
  141. >The smile on your face twitched but you managed keep it from falling apart
  142. "The one and the same, babe," you told him
  143. >Still more seconds ticked by as they continued to look you up and down
  144. >But then an incredible thing happened
  145. >An expected thing--since you were so awesome and all--but incredible nonetheless
  146. >All fifteen guys, from the hotties to the uggos, all smiled at you
  147. >And not only were they smiles, but they were GENUINE, happy-to-see-you smiles
  148. >niggawemadeit.jpg
  149. >"Rainbow, honey!" Flash cried, throwing an arm around you. "Why don't you sit down? Come on, grab a chair! It's nice to see that you're away from the girls for once!"
  150. >Your tits grew ten sizes as the guys grabbed a chair from the table next to you and sat you down
  151. >AT the front of the table no less
  152. >Looking over your shoulder, you looked over toward Applejack
  153. >When you saw her looking back at you with a stupefied expression, your smile couldn't help but grow just a bit bigger
  154.  
  155. >Heh
  156. >You knew that you were going to be a hit with the guys, but you didn't think they were going to be crawling over you like THIS...
  157. >After you get Flash's number, maybe you should get one or two more from this table so you could really--
  158. >"So Rainbow, how's your new girlfriend?"
  159. >For a few moments, time seemed to freeze
  160. >The cafeteria became silent
  161. >The whole room became a little darker
  162. >A chill came to the air
  163. >In the distance you could hear the sound of glass shattering
  164. >...Wat?
  165. "Wat?"
  166. >Eyes wide, you looked over at Flash, who was still giving you that genuine, honest smile of his
  167. >"Applejack is a pretty good catch, you were smart to snatch her up when Caramel moved on," Flash said, patting your shoulder before taking a bite out of his sandwich. "Those farm girls are--"
  168. >You don't remember standing up, bit in the blink of an eye the chair that you were sitting on was kicked half way across the room and you were on your feet
  169. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! APPLEJACK AND I AREN'T GOING OUT!" you screamed
  170. >The table full of guys went from smiling and warm looks to wide eyes and frowns
  171. >But you couldn't find yourself giving even a little bit of a fuck
  172. >You weren't no carpet muncher
  173. >You liked guys
  174. >Cock was your favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, and dinner
  175. >You weren't gay
  176. >YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GAY MOM!
  177. >YOU'RE THE FUCKING DYKE!
  178. >As you began hyperventilating, Flash cocked his head to the side
  179. >"...Really?" he said. "Well, we just thought that--"
  180.  
  181. "Well, you thought WRONG," you interrupted with a growl. "I don't know where you get your facts from, bud, but I'm a HUNDRED percent straight."
  182. >The looks of fear and concern morphed into confusion
  183. >"...Straight?" one of the guys said slowly
  184. >You vigorously nodded
  185. "It's cocks only for this girl!" you proudly chirped, slapping a hand against your chest
  186. >If the guys looked confused a moment ago now they looked utterly baffled
  187. >"...Girl?" another guy said. "You're a girl?"
  188. >You, being the hot-blooded Equestrian that you were, reacted as well as one much expect when asked such a fucking STUPID question
  189. "OF COURSE I'M A FUCKING GIRL, YOU DUMMY!" you snarled. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK I WAS?!"
  190. >"A guy," all of them immediately answered
  191. >...
  192. >...
  193. >...
  194. >Wat?
  195. >You stiffened, your eyes growing to the size of dinner plates
  196. "...H-Huh?" you whispered, taking a step away from the table
  197. >All of the guys' expressions became thoughtful
  198. >"You know... I was wondering why we never saw you in the men's locker room," Flash muttered, stroking his chin
  199. >"It was always pretty weird that she'd always spend her time with the girls too," another chimed in. "I just thought it was because she was a tomboy... huh, I guess her being a girl DOES make a lot of sense..."
  200. >Something inside of you snaps, causing you to place a hand over your chest
  201. >This isn't happening...
  202. >This isn't happening...
  203. >"But can you blame us though? I mean, she looks so much like a guy that it's unbelieveable!"
  204.  
  205. >"Yeah! That's just what I was thinking!"
  206. >"She really is boney, isn't she?"
  207. >"And that jawline!"
  208. >...
  209. >These guys weren't trying to hurt your feelings
  210. >And this wasn't one of their mind games
  211. >Each and every one of them looked genuinely confused
  212. >Like they honestly didn't know that you were a girl
  213. >...
  214. >They...
  215. >They didn't know that you were a girl
  216. >How...
  217. >Why...
  218. >...
  219. >Wait...
  220. >Noticing that the cafeteria was dead silent, you looked around
  221. >Each and every single person in that big ass cafeteria was looking at you
  222. >They had heard what you said
  223. >You were yelling pretty loudly
  224. >...
  225. >From twenty feet away you could heard Aria snort
  226. >At the other end of the cafeteria Lyra began to chuckle
  227. >All around you, girls were chuckling
  228. >Girls who had just heard what had gone down
  229. >Girls that wouldn't let you live this down until you either died or blew up the school
  230. >Word got around fast in this school
  231. >You knew
  232. >By eighth period everyone would know what the fuck happened
  233. >You'd need to shoot up this school TOMORROW to keep your street cred
  234. >The only problem is that you don't own a gun
  235. >And Applejack and Fluttershy probably won't let your borrow either of theirs
  236. >You were fucked
  237. >Truly, spectacularly fucked
  238. >...
  239. "...S-Shit..."
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