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- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] comes storming through the Transportalizer --
- IP: --[==What the devil are you doing now?==>
- -- misplacedInspiration [MI] paints a wall of bright vibrant colours. He stands on a step ladder reaching with a brush to put the final touch on the scene. When a giant troll storms into the room he gets startled and makes a huge streak of colour --
- MI: aahhh please! im creating!
- IP: --[==You're defacing==>
- MI: what?
- IP: --[==You can paint without ruining the walls==>
- IP: --[==Have you run out of canvas?==>
- MI: the wall is my canvas
- IP: --[==That's called graffiti==>
- MI: then its graffiti
- IP: --[==That's vandalism, not art==>
- MI: better call up derse and report me then
- MI: oh wait
- IP: --[==Just because there are no police does not mean you have to be a savage==>
- IP: --[==Even humans can show SOME decorum==>
- -- misplacedInspiration [MI] continues to paint, though often stopping in thought as he's distracted --
- MI: um i'm decorating, that's sort of similar
- IP: --[==Decorum means being civilized==>
- IP: --[==You know, the opposite of vandalism==>
- MI: just
- MI: shoo
- MI: go away
- IP: --[==In case you didn't notice, I am the superior species here==>
- IP: --[==I give the orders==>
- MI: your criticism isnt very constructive
- MI: and
- MI: no?
- IP: --[==Your work is DEstructive==>
- MI: art is creative!
- IP: --[==Yes, art is==>
- IP: --[==This is vandalism==>
- MI: you wouldnt understand art
- IP: --[==I do understand art==>
- IP: --[==I paint, you dolt==>
- MI: good for you
- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] >:| --
- IP: --[==I also understand that vandalism is a bad thing==>
- MI: you want to know what i think?
- IP: --[==I get the feeling you will tell me regardless==>
- MI: i dont think you give a shite about walls and
- MI: stop me if youve heard tis one before
- MI: but you have this enormous stick up your arse
- IP: --[==I do not!==>
- IP: --[==That is highly inapporpriate!==>
- MI: thats a human expresion if you want to know
- IP: --[==Hmph==>
- IP: --[==You have been talking to the Xenos Scum too much==>
- MI: who are ya talkin to now? not me i hope
- IP: --[==I am addresing you==>
- IP: --[==Your ecto-broodmate is a bad influence on you==>
- MI: you leave her out of tis
- IP: --[==Her lewdness is a bad influence on everyone==>
- MI: mila?
- IP: --[==Is Kris not your brother?==>
- MI: honestly ectobiology is a strange way to make babies but i tink mila is my ecto sis by the lastest accounts
- IP: --[==Oh==>
- IP: --[==Well irregardless, Kris is a bad influence and you should avoid her==>
- MI: but then mila draws her architecture things on walls too...
- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] sighs --
- IP: --[==Are you all savages?==>
- IP: --[==I'll deal with her later==>
- MI: what do you mean by that?
- IP: --[==I will tell her to get some paper and not scribble on the walls like a cavedwelling primitive==>
- MI: well thats alright then
- IP: --[==I can restrain myself from killing, you know==>
- IP: --[==I am not an animal like you==>
- MI: you are really fecking unpleasant to be around, you know that? is that why youre not hanging with your fellow aliens?
- IP: --[==I do "hang" with them==>
- IP: --[==Sometimes==>
- MI: make sometimes 'now'
- IP: --[==Will you stop vandalizing the walls?==>
- MI: no
- IP: --[==Then I will make sometimes "later"==>
- MI: well then you can just sit back and watch me 'vandalise' then
- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] stomps over and tries to take his paints --
- IP: --[==I don't think I will==>
- -- misplacedInspiration [MI] brandishes his paintbrush at her face --
- MI: how about think again?
- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] puts on her helmet --
- IP: --[==How about no==>
- -- misplacedInspiration [MI] paints her visor --
- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] flails blindly --
- -- misplacedInspiration [MI] absconds --
- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE --
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