I remember one day, it was like 2012
It was big Randy, i could just tell
He took ma booty and i couldnt yell
I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
He came outta nowhere
On God he appeared, and then he ran off on my rear
He took my whole booty and all of my candy but you shud be lucky that im even here

“BIG DICK RANDY”