Guys  . So i was playing a hacked super mario 64 that i got from a homeless black man on the street named Jefford. After doing him a favor of eating his poop (and there was a lot of it) he handed me a septic mario 54 cartidge. I knew it was hacked because it said hacked version on it. Yeah. So i went home to my family of 7. 3 of them severely retarded, including me. I put the  fucking stupid cartridge in my Nintendo 64 (which was also hacked). The nintendo 64 was hacked. It was hacked. hacked. I start playing the game and mario was red. And i was like WOOAAHH is that blood?? blood all over him? But no, it was just his clothes. his clothes are red. The game was running normally up until mario pooped his pants after seeing king bomb-omb. but then it turned out to be me who pooped and i needed a diaper change. So mommy change my diapy wiaper and then i continue playing mario 65 hacked version. Except this time. The game was suddenly named mario 8 million, and mario was super duper old. like 8 million years old. I said wow and then kept playing. Then i got to dire dire docks world. This is a world with a very scary eel. The music was all like bumbubmbdudududu wee wee wee . It was so unsettling. I tried turning the game off but before i could, sour cream started pouring out of the tv screen. So i baked some potatoes and ate them with the sour cream. I kept paalying kirbys air ride when i got to the level where you need to shoot mario out of the penis shaped cannon into a small island where a asian star is (the star is asian because its yellow). I fucking hate asian people. So my goal was to get the star so i can kill it. I shot mario out of the black penis cannon like he was a cum.
He landed on the stone pillar (like a butthole on a penis). but the pillar IMPALED him (unlike a butthole on a penis. buttholes usually dont impale penises). MARIO WAS DEAD! and blood came out of his eyes. Just like how poop came out of my butt for the second time and mom had to change my diaper again. She was very mad at me. Then i could see blood spill onto the wall in the shape of Japanese characters. It spelled out "Poop" in japanese. That's when i had to deSTROY my nintendo 64 to stop the curse of the impaled mario. Mom got mad at me again for breaking the Nintendo 64 and i was grounded. Worst day of my life.

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