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Day 6 Noon

Feb 13th, 2015
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  1. >You pull out a chair at the head of the table and shove Gilda into it
  2. "Discuss."
  3. >And off you go to one of the smaller siderooms in the library, they have leather lounge chairs in there
  4. >You don't pay attention to whatever may be transpiring behind you, you just want to rest
  5.  
  6. Meanwhile[spoiler]under Meg Griffin's bra[/spoiler]...
  7. >Gilda just sat there taking it all in
  8. >She wasn't used to seeing Rainbow's lame friends in this non-pony form
  9. >But sure enough this was them or so it seemed like it
  10. >Their hairstyles were all the same at least
  11. >The girls likewise couldn't believe what they were seeing
  12. >Rainbow most of all
  13. >She was conflicted most of all because she didn't know how to welcome her
  14. >Should she be happy or should this be a bitter sweet reunion?
  15. >She looked at Twilight for a hint of what to feel, but Twilight was just as confused as she was
  16. >A moment passed in awkward silence as they all just sort of stared at each other
  17. >Gilda almost felt as though she could blush
  18. >The whole situation was just that strange to her
  19. >Finally someone broke the silence
  20. >RD: "Uh...Gilda? Is that really you?"
  21. >Gilda crossed her arms and flipped her hair trying to stay cool
  22. >G: "Shyeah. Who else would it be?"
  23. >P: "OMIGOSHGILDAITSSOGOODTOSEEYOUA-!"
  24. >The husky black librarian hushed her immediately
  25. >Librarian: "SHHH!!!!"
  26. >Pinkie whispered back
  27. >P: "Oops. SSssssooorrryyyyy"
  28. >T: "Pinkie this is still a library. I know it's a, uh, big surprise to find Gilda here but you still have to keep your voice to a respectable level."
  29. >G: "Tch. Even in this world you're lame."
  30. >RD: "Hey, you should be nicer to her. As long as everyone else is concerned she's the only one happy to see you here."
  31. >Gilda was more shocked than she cared to admit knowing Rainbow was still willing to talk to her
  32. >Still she maintained her composure and looked off to one side
  33. >G: "Whatever."
  34. >TS: "Alright, before we get to why you're here Gilda I think we should take a moment to examine the situation. First of all-"
  35. >RD: "What are you even doing here?"
  36. >G: "I'm not here for you if that's what you think."
  37. TS: "Then why are you here? Or more importantly how? We've been trying to get back for a while now."
  38. >P: "Gilda i feel bad about where we left things last time. How about when we get home i throw a regular none prank welcome party?"
  39. >G: "Bug off you pink lame-o."
  40. >TS: "Please we have to know where you ended up when you first got here."
  41. >G: "I don't gotta tell you nothing."
  42.  
  43. >RD: "You do if you want to go back home."
  44. >Gilda hmmph'd and crossed her arms
  45. >TS: "Rainbow Dash please this isn't getting us anywhere."
  46. >RD: "But Twilight..."
  47. >TS: "No buts, if Gilda isn't comfortable talking right now we shouldn't force her."
  48. >Rainbow Dash crosses her own arms and pouts
  49. >TS: "Alright then, i think right now what we need to do is discuss if any of us saw or hear anything interesting."
  50. >AJ: "Sorry, Twi. We couldn't find anything."
  51. >R: "Indeed, except for a few of those mongoloid things. Oh, but we managed to avoid them."
  52. >TS: "They were here?"
  53. >AJ: "Yeah, but only three of them ahm sure we coulda taken them if we had ta."
  54. >R: "Yes, thankfully we didn't have to, some other brash young man came up to them and confronted them. He called them spergs and faggots. And they proceeded to tell him he wasn't as euphoric like they were nor that God existed. Whatever that means."
  55. >AJ: "We should be more careful around here, they were wearing the same type of hats the others from before wore. Ya'll reckon they might run in the same gang?"
  56. >TS: "This is interesting. If anon explained this internet thing to me correctly then there's a high possibility they might be. And they might even be aware of us."
  57. >AJ: "How's that work again?"
  58. >TS: "Instant Messaging. Or IM for short. Anon also said there was an all too famous website their kind frequented, but he also said it was open access so that normal humans could access it as well. We might be able to spy on them from there and keep tabs on them. Anything else?"
  59. >The girls were quiet until Fluttershy tugged at Rarity's skirt from practically under the table
  60. >R: "Why Fluttershy dear whatever is the matter?"
  61. >Fluttershy glanced over at Gilda who beamed at her from the head of the table, Fluttershy was near the back
  62. >She closed her eyes and gulped as she produced a limp poster
  63. >Rarity took it and her eyes grew in amazement
  64. >R: "How could i have almost forgotten?"
  65. >TS: "What is it?"
  66. >R: "There was a group of girls passing these around. I do believe they were part of a committee who were planning a dance for this coming friday."
  67. >TS: "Can i see that?"
  68. >Rarity passed the pink embroidered and glittery poster to Twilight
  69. >Pinkie was positively brimming with excitement as she lay her eyes on it
  70. >Twilight cleared her throat and started reading it
  71. >TS: " It says 'This friday night is ladies night at the Annual Anonsville High School Sadie Hawkins Dance. The theme is "A Magical Night". Tickets for sale in the Cafeteria. 10 per person, 15 per couple. The party starts right after school, and don't stop til midnight.' I believe they meant to write 'Doesn't."
  72. >G: "Oh, great. Now you want to go to a dance? What's next a tea party?"
  73. >RD: "We never said we were going to a dance."
  74. >R: "Oh, poo. I thought it might be fun."
  75. >RD: "What are we gonna do there?"
  76. >R: "Dance for one."
  77. >AJ: "Have fun?"
  78. >P: "And drink punch!"
  79. >Pinkie stopped herself before she got too excited and got shushed again
  80. >TS: "You know i think we should go to this dance."
  81. >RD: "Not you too."
  82. >TS: "Well think about Rainbow Dash. What the girls are saying is absolutely true. We could have lots of fun at the dance that wouldn't bring too much trouble to Anon. And at the same time we could each sneak out two at a time and continue looking for the portal."
  83. >Rainbow Dash grew quiet
  84. >R: "Why Twilight that's a marvelous idea. Oh I'm sure Anon would absolutely love the idea, and it would give me a chance to draw up some new designs for dresses. You know i've noticed humans have almost the same bodies as dragons and minotaurs, this could open up a completely new market for me."
  85. >Rarity drifted off into an inspired daydream as ideas flashed before her eyes
  86. >Applejack was less enthusiastic about the dresses
  87. >AJ: "Well at least it'll give us a chance to see what kind of moves Anon's hiding. Eh, Rainbow Dash?"
  88. >Applejack elbowed Rainbow's side playfully
  89. >RD: "Will you cut that out?"
  90. >Pinkie stifled a giggle and leaned over to Gilda
  91. >In a loud whisper Pinkie let her in on the joke
  92. >P: "It's funny because she and Anon are-"
  93. >RD: "Pinkie."
  94. >Rainbow Dash glared at her from across the table
  95. >P: "Yes?"
  96. >Rainbow didn't say anything but cast a worried look at her
  97. >P: "What's the matter Rainbow Dash isn't it true?"
  98. >Rainbow looked away from her
  99. >An awkward silence hung in the air before Gilda decided to stand up
  100. >G: "Whatever, I'm getting out of here before you all dweeb me out too."
  101.  
  102.  
  103. >Gilda rose from the table and started walking away
  104. >Twilight stood up and grabbed her arm
  105. >TS: "Gilda wait."
  106. >G: "Get off me dork!"
  107. >The librarian shushed her
  108. >TS: "Gilda...we're in a library. Low voices?"
  109. >Gilda blew a gasket and she went off
  110. >G: "SO WHAT!? HEY EVERYONE I'M BEING LOUD, IM SO BAD!"
  111. >Librarian: "Honey, you need to leave."
  112. >G: "Don't honey me you black moose."
  113. >Lib: "Oh, no child. You did not just disrespect me in my own house!"
  114. >G: "This isn't a house stupid."
  115. >The librarian was physically agitated
  116. >Shaking her hands up in the air she spoke facing the floor
  117. >L: "Lord give me the strength to withstand to deal with this little girl."
  118. >G: "Do i look like i'm wearing diapers grandma? And who are you talking to, nobody's up there?"
  119. >Big mistake Gilda
  120. >L: "Oh, hell no! Lord Jesus forgive me for this!"
  121. >The librarian jumped out from behind her desk and walked over to Gilda looking very crossed indeed
  122. >Gilda wasn't ready for physical confrontation and started backing away
  123. >The librarian caught her by the ear just before she was about to turn and run
  124. >G: "Ow! AH! What are you doing? That hurts!"
  125. >L: "Child you wanted to talk to me like a woman I am going to treat you like one. I did not bounce for Les Bos night club without learning a few moves now."
  126. >Gilda tried to wrestle her grip away from her ear and ultimately tried to beat her hand away
  127. >Another mistake as the librarian followed through and twisted her arm behind her back leading her out the library
  128. >G: "Ow, what the heck are you doing? What are you-"
  129. >The librarian tossed Gilda out through the double doors like a scene straight out of a western film
  130. >Or a not so recent pony episode
  131. >Gilda lands on her stomach and the girls come pouring out after her
  132. >L: "Now you girls take your little friend with you and don't come back 'til you learn some manners."
  133. >TS: "What? But we didn't do anything."
  134. >Twilight pleaded with the librarian but it was no use she still had to hear the words she dreaded the most
  135. >L: "You are all banned from the library."
  136. >Twilight whimpered as something broke inside her
  137. >L: "And take your boyfriend with you, where is he?"
  138. >You stumble out from behind her aided by Fluttershy
  139. >Thanks to that short nap you're slightly less irritated but still too tired to care nonetheless
  140. "What the fuck's going on?"
  141. >L: "Oh, not you too."
  142. >You recoil as you realize who was standing next to you
  143. "Oh, I'm sorry Mrs.G. I didn't mean to."
  144. >L: "Were you sleeping in there?"
  145. You nod your head shamefully
  146. "Midterms ma'am, they're killing me."
  147. >L: "MM-hmmm. Like no one's ever tried that one on me. Now go on and get back to class you're wasting my time. And you-"
  148. >The librarian pointed straight at Gilda who was just getting off the floor
  149. >L: "-When you learn to control that little attitude of yours, yo come back and apologize. Or i swear i will hunt you down and make you sorry little girl. You understand?"
  150. >Gilda hmph'd at the librarian and walked away
  151.  
  152. >Taking the hint the girls follow after Gilda
  153. >All except Twilight that is, she just kept shaking her head and saying 'no' over and over again
  154. >TS: "Isn't there some way i could get back in? Maybe some community service? A petition? Anything please i love books, honest!"
  155. >The librarian gave her a funny look and shook her own head
  156. >L: "Baby, if your really that desperate, you need to stay out of the library. There's a whole world out there child, go explore."
  157. >She gave one last huff and went back inside
  158. >Twilight seemed devastated but you take her by the shoulders and guide her away from the library while supporting yourself on her
  159. "She's right Twilight, you're a total bookworm."
  160. >T: "But, but, books are my thing. I live in a library. They're my whole identity."
  161. >You snicker a bit, probably from being delirious
  162. "Twilight you know that's not the only library, right?"
  163. >TS: "What?"
  164. >Twilight stopped abruptly and you pile on top of her knocking her down
  165. >You can't tell really what happened because sleep deprivation
  166. >Long story short next thing you realize is that Twilight is on all fours in front of you, your on your knees pressed tightly against her with both hands on her hips
  167. >It takes a minute for your brain to make the connection
  168. >As soon as it does though you snap your gaze to Twilight's purple blushing face, a crude awkward smile on spread across it that seemed less than appropriate
  169. >You jump back in slow dive
  170. "Goddamn it."
  171. >Not what you intended to say but there it was, all eyes on you
  172. >AJ: "You alright there anon?"
  173. >Applejack helped you to your feet and you felt the rush of blood go to your head
  174. >That dizzy sensation started pouring over you as you tried to steady yourself
  175. >Farther up ahead though you could see Gilda walking away
  176. >You couldn't just let her go off like that
  177. >You take an unsteady step forward and sprint after her
  178. >As soon as you catch up you reach out and grab her shoulder
  179. "Hey"
  180. >Gilda turns and gives you an ugly look, baring her teeth at you
  181. >You let go off her and put up your hands up passively
  182. >G: "What do you want you little creep?"
  183. >Little was right way to describe you now
  184. >Gilda was taller than you by a lot
  185. >Your forehead just came up to her chin
  186. "Sorry, uh, i just wanted to say thanks. From before?"
  187. >You point behind you with your thumb and follow your hand with your head for emphasis
  188. >You look back to Gilda who puts her fist down, you didn't even notice that
  189. >G: "Whatever.."
  190. >Gilda starts walking away again but you jump in front of her
  191. "Listen, i know you don't know me but i know you."
  192. >G: "Oh, great now you're going to try give me that after school special speech aren't you?"
  193. "No, n- you have those in Eagleland?"
  194. >You shake your head
  195. "Nevermind, that's not what i'm trying to say."
  196. >G: "Well then?"
  197. "You're gonna need a place to stay."
  198. >Gilda was quiet for longer than she needed to be
  199. "Um, do you want to stay at my place?"
  200. >G: "Huh?"
  201.  
  202. "Listen all the other girls are staying with me. I just thought you'd want to crash there too."
  203. >G: "They're staying with you? Pfft. You just blew your own deal, kid."
  204. >Gilda blew past you
  205. "Where else are you gonna go?"
  206. >Gilda slowed down and stopped as you kept talking
  207. "You don't have anywhere else. You don't have any money, or any other friends to help you."
  208. >Gilda wheeled around
  209. >G: "Listen twerp! All my friends are back in Eagleland!"
  210. >She looked past you at Rainbow Dash and stopped herself
  211. "Fine. You don't have anyone else willing to put up with you. And you don't know your way around the city. Where would you go?"
  212. >Gilda frowned as she thought about what you were saying
  213. "Just come to my place, and you can crash on my couch."
  214. >Gilda crossed her arms and turned her back on you
  215. >G: "You're lucky i came alone."
  216. >You take that as a yes
  217. >G: "So where is your cruddy apartment? I need start planning."
  218. "Planning what?"
  219. >G: "None of your business!"
  220. >Jeez, temper
  221. "I'll take you there but first we have to get out of here. And we can't just walk out the front door without security catching us."
  222. >G: "Such a dweeb."
  223. >As you try to figure out plan a magic red button appears not to far off to the left
  224. >Bells start ringing and lights start flashing as you pull the fire alarm
  225. "Okay, now we can go!"
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