A Visit From Santa Lim
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- The night was long and cold
- There was a young Anubis called Gold.
- Snuggled down into her bed
- With visions of legos in her head.
- Tonight was the night that Santa Lim came
- She has been good and kind to all she could name…
- Expect for Lucy, fuck that bitch, anyway,
- Gold knew Santa Lim was on the way
- NORAD had been tracking the jolly gal
- From her factory in Tartagal
- Suddenly a clatter arose from the lawn
- Gold thew open the curtains to see what was wrong.
- Upon her lawn, a Pontiac Firebird T-top.
- The sight of Santa Lim’s sweet ride caused a jaw to drop.
- From downstairs she her a scuffle,
- It sounded like her father and Santa had gotten into a kerfuffle
- “Get the fuck outta my house ya bum.”
- “And don’t return.”
- “Fuck you and your family I hope you all eat nothing but baloney.”
- Gold could her Santa as she ran to her car in tears, “I’m not lonely.”
- She ran to her Pontiac in a rush,
- Did not expect to fall into the brush.
- It happened as radically as a theocracy in the middle east,
- With far less bloodshed at least.
- As Santa Lim collapsed her hat fell to the ground.
- Suddenly the hatless Lillim looked around.
- “Where am I, what happened,”
- She she asked.
- For Santa Lim was nothing but the hat, what a worry,
- And the Lillim wandered off in a hurry.
- Gold knew that Christmas was in ruination
- Unless she could find a host to take up the obligation.
- She ran outside,
- To the hat she stood beside.
- “Hey kid, help me save Christmas all snappy.”
- “The masses will be happy.”
- Without a second thought,
- She wore the hat like a thot.
- Santa Lim might be dead.
- That idea had been put to bed,
- But hey
- Maybe Anubis Santa will save the day…
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