Claptraps

Claptrap screws on his new Vladof rifle cock and proudly turns to try and show off his purchase. His new cock bumps into his work desk and starts to fire off with the manufacturer's patented speed. “G-g-g-geez!” He stammers as orgasms shoot through him at 12 cum shots a second.

Claptrap reaches into the vending machine to get his new Maliwan cock attachment. The electricity element malfunctions when he puts it on. His arms twitch and his futuristic cock springs to full hardness. He stammers as his cock switches to corrosive and melts down the vendor.

“Just aim at my face Clappy!” The loader bot says to Claptrap and his Jakob’s sniper rifle cock. Claptrap’s eye camera whirrs as it aims his most powerful cumshot. “OK, h-here it comes! F-firing!” Claptrap cries out as he misses his mark with a loud splat and shattered glass.

Claptrap groans as he lets off the last orgasms from his new Tediore cock. His clasps let go of his blocky cock and the reload kicks in. His pistol cock shoots off his crotch and bounces with white cum explosions. Claptrap writhes as his explosive extra orgasms wrack his body.

“Inappropriate/use of cocks and Atlas guns!/Do not cum inside!” Zer0 berates Claptrap for using his C-System rifle cock to fuck him wrong. Not only did Claptrap paint Zer0’s insides with his cum, he didn’t even use the tracking dart cock function first!

Beads of oil slick down Claptrap’s faceplate as his COV rifle cock heats up through his minute long orgasm. “H-hotter! M-more!” Claptrap cries out and thrusts with his monowheel. The target range in front of him is splattered in his cum as he holds the edge with all his might.

“I want extra cash for this part of the mission.” Fl4k says as he stands in the target range as Claptrap aims his new launcher Torgue cock. “I-it’ll be worth it! This is so girthy, so E-NORM-OUS!” Claptrap yells as he splatters cum in a heavy burst from Fl4k’s head to toe.

“A Dahl dick? It must be for hire~” Fl4k crouches down with a wad of money for Claptrap. “To cum on you? Intentionally!?” Claptrap says as his eye and his sniper cock extend out. Claptrap gets so excited at the idea that he burst fires cum on the floor. Fl4k sighs at the failure.

Claptrap shuffles back as the guardian floats over to him and his new Hyperion cock. “O-oh geez! I didn’t mean to fire! I’m a hair trigger!” The guardian just places her hand on Claptrap’s cock and rubs. “Quite alright. The way it flares out at the tip...it’s similar to our’s.”

Claptrap strides down the halls with his Lead Sprinker cock, his first legendary penis! “I’m gonna bukakke whole planets with this thing!” When a Loader bot bends over in Claptrap's view, his new cock sets off and pre-bukkakes all over Claptrap. “G-gah, it’s got a hair trigger!”

“Wow! I’ve never blinded anyone with a cum shot before!” Claptrap exclaims as he fires his Light Show cock in the loader’s face. The vault hunters yards behind him shield their eyes from the explosions of light coming from Claptrap’s legendarily bright and explosive orgasm.