MLP episode gen

$name : MLP episode generator
$author : Cookie Fonster
$description : Generates an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
$picture : http://24.media.tumblr.com/avatar_eae870ab0939_128.png

$characterlist
Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Fluttershy
Applejack
Rainbow Dash
Spike {67%}
Apple Bloom {67%}
Sweetie Belle {67%}
Scootaloo {67%}
Celestia {33%}
Luna {33%}
Shining Armor {33%}
Cadence {33%}
Big Macintosh {33%}
Granny Smith {33%}
Discord {33%}
Trixie {33%}
Zecora {33%}
Mr. Cake {17%}
Mrs. Cake {17%}
Snips {17%}
Snails {17%}
Babs {17%}
Spitfire {17%}
Soarin' {17%}
Cheese Sandwich {17%}
Photo Finish {17%}
Fancy Pants {17%}
Trenderhoof {17%}
Bulk Biceps {17%}
Derpy Hooves {10%}
Lyra {10%}
Bon Bon {10%}
Octavia Melody {10%}
Vinyl Scratch {10%}
Dr. Hooves {10%}

$relative
father
mother
brother
sister
[older|younger] [brother|sister]
grandfather {50%}
grandmother {50%}
cousin {50%}
aunt {50%}
uncle {50%}
friend {50%}
archenemy {50%}
crush  {10%}

$character
[characterlist]
[characterlist]'s [relative] {15%}

$characterplural
[character] and [character]
[character] and [character]
[character] and [character]
the Cutie Mark Crusaders
the Cutie Mark Crusaders
the Cutie Mark Crusaders
[character], [character], and [character]

$characters
[character]
[characterplural]

$action
goes to [place] with [characters]
meets [[character]|[characters]] in [place]
helps [characters] [help]
competes against [characters] in [event]

$actionplural
go to [place] with [characters]
meet [[character]|[characters]] in [place]
help [characters] [help]
compete against [characters] in [event]

$place
Canterlot
Manehattan
Ponyville
The Everfree Forest

$help
learn magic
learn to make potions
learn to properly fly
learn to cook
get over [fear]
get used to [place]
get to know [[character]|[characters]]
make friends with [[character]|[characters]]
train for [event]

$fear
fear of heights
stage fright
fear of [character]
fear of clowns
fear of getting ridiculed

$event
a running race
a flying race
a magic duel
a pet show
the Equestria Games

$theydo
[character] [action]
[characterplural] [actionplural]

$episode
In this episode, [theydo].
In this episode, [character] and [character] marry. {0.5%}