every 1 minutes:
	if {_imtoolazyremoveatabspacefromeachofthebottomcodes} is not set:
		set {_url} to "https://hosts.uhc.gg/api/matches/upcoming"
		replace all "§" in {_url} with "&"
		send a request to {_url} with headers "User-agent: postbot69420"
		map json last http response's body to {_l::*}
		if {_l::*} is set:
			loop {_l::*}:
				if {_l::%loop-index%::ip} contains "62.210.77.183" or "139.99.4.213" or "167.114.209.167" or "2donkeys.net":
					if {matchpost::%{_l::%loop-index%::id}%} is not set:
						set {_text::*} to {_l::%loop-index%::opens} split at ""
						set {_time} to "%{_text::9}%%{_text::10}%%{_text::8}%%{_text::6}%%{_text::7}%%{_text::5}%%{_text::1}%%{_text::2}%%{_text::3}%%{_text::4}% | %{_text::12}%%{_text::13}%%{_text::14}%%{_text::15}%%{_text::16}%"
						if {_l::%loop-index%::scenarios} is true:
							loop {_l::%loop-index%::scenarios::*}:
								add "%loop-value-2%" to {_scenarios::*}
							if {_l::%loop-index%::teams} is set:
								if {_l::%loop-index%::teams} is "ffa":
									set {_tempteam} to "FFA"
								else if {_l::%loop-index%::teams} is "chosen":
									set {_tempteam} to "c"
								else if {_l::%loop-index%::teams} is "random":
									set {_tempteam} to "r"
								else:
									set {_tempteam} to "%{_l::%loop-index%::teams}%"
							if {_l::%loop-index%::size} is set:
								discord send message "@here" to channel with id "291878099749044224" as bot "2 Donkeys"
								create embed "matchpost"
								set title of embed "matchpost" to "Upcoming Match!"
								set color of embed "matchpost" to "YELLOW"
								add field "Region", with value "%{_l::%loop-index%::region}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Host", with value "%{_l::%loop-index%::hostingname}%'s ##%{_l::%loop-index%::count}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "TeamSize & Gamemodes", with value "%{_tempteam}%to%{_l::%loop-index%::size}% - %{_scenarios::*}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Matchpost", with value "{@Link}%{_l::%loop-index%::id}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Opens", with value "%{_time}% UTC", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "IP", with value "__%{_l::%loop-index%::ip}%__", split true to embed "matchpost"
								set footer of embed "matchpost" to "Developed by BaneOfSmite & lolitsvictor"
								set thumbnail of embed "matchpost" to "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/911867440119767040/hvEvQ8DK_400x400.jpg"
								send embed "matchpost" to channel "291878099749044224" with "2 Donkeys"
								send embed "matchpost" to channel "368645443544154113" with "2 Donkeys"
								clear embed "matchpost"
							else:
								discord send message "@here" to channel with id "291878099749044224" as bot "2 Donkeys"
								create embed "matchpost"
								set title of embed "matchpost" to "Upcoming Match!"
								set color of embed "matchpost" to "YELLOW"
								add field "Region", with value "%{_l::%loop-index%::region}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Host", with value "%{_l::%loop-index%::hostingname}%'s ##%{_l::%loop-index%::count}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "TeamSize & Gamemodes", with value "%{_tempteam}% - %{_scenarios::*}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Matchpost", with value "{@Link}%{_l::%loop-index%::id}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Opens", with value "%{_time}% UTC", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "IP", with value "__%{_l::%loop-index%::ip}%__", split true to embed "matchpost"
								set footer of embed "matchpost" to "Developed by BaneOfSmite & lolitsvictor"
								set thumbnail of embed "matchpost" to "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/911867440119767040/hvEvQ8DK_400x400.jpg"
								send embed "matchpost" to channel "291878099749044224" with "2 Donkeys"
								send embed "matchpost" to channel "368645443544154113" with "2 Donkeys"
								clear embed "matchpost"
							set {matchpost::%{_l::%loop-index%::id}%} to true
							set {matchpost::%{_l::%loop-index%::id}%::opendate} to "%{_text::1}%%{_text::2}%%{_text::3}%%{_text::4}%%{_text::6}%%{_text::7}%%{_text::9}%%{_text::10}%" parsed as an integer
							delete {_scenarios::*}
				else if {_l::%loop-index%::address} contains "62.210.77.183" or "139.99.4.213" or "167.114.209.167" or "2donkeys.net":
					if {matchpost::%{_l::%loop-index%::id}%} is not set:
						set {_text::*} to {_l::%loop-index%::opens} split at ""
						set {_time} to "%{_text::9}%%{_text::10}%%{_text::8}%%{_text::6}%%{_text::7}%%{_text::5}%%{_text::1}%%{_text::2}%%{_text::3}%%{_text::4}% | %{_text::12}%%{_text::13}%%{_text::14}%%{_text::15}%%{_text::16}%"
						if {_l::%loop-index%::scenarios} is true:
							loop {_l::%loop-index%::scenarios::*}:
								add "%loop-value-2%" to {_scenarios::*}
							if {_l::%loop-index%::teams} is set:
								if {_l::%loop-index%::teams} is "ffa":
									set {_tempteam} to "FFA"
								else if {_l::%loop-index%::teams} is "chosen":
									set {_tempteam} to "c"
								else if {_l::%loop-index%::teams} is "random":
									set {_tempteam} to "r"
								else:
									set {_tempteam} to "%{_l::%loop-index%::teams}%"
							if {_l::%loop-index%::size} is set:
								discord send message "@here" to channel with id "291878099749044224" as bot "2 Donkeys"
								create embed "matchpost"
								set title of embed "matchpost" to "Upcoming Match!"
								set color of embed "matchpost" to "YELLOW"
								add field "Region", with value "%{_l::%loop-index%::region}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Host", with value "%{_l::%loop-index%::hostingname}%'s ##%{_l::%loop-index%::count}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "TeamSize & Gamemodes", with value "%{_tempteam}%to%{_l::%loop-index%::size}% - %{_scenarios::*}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Matchpost", with value "{@Link}%{_l::%loop-index%::id}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Opens", with value "%{_time}% UTC", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "IP", with value "__%{_l::%loop-index%::address}%__", split true to embed "matchpost"
								set footer of embed "matchpost" to "Developed by BaneOfSmite & lolitsvictor"
								set thumbnail of embed "matchpost" to "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/911867440119767040/hvEvQ8DK_400x400.jpg"
								send embed "matchpost" to channel "291878099749044224" with "2 Donkeys"
								send embed "matchpost" to channel "368645443544154113" with "2 Donkeys"
								clear embed "matchpost"
							else:
								discord send message "@here" to channel with id "291878099749044224" as bot "2 Donkeys"
								create embed "matchpost"
								set title of embed "matchpost" to "Upcoming Match!"
								set color of embed "matchpost" to "YELLOW"
								add field "Region", with value "%{_l::%loop-index%::region}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Host", with value "%{_l::%loop-index%::hostingname}%'s ##%{_l::%loop-index%::count}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "TeamSize & Gamemodes", with value "%{_tempteam}% - %{_scenarios::*}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Matchpost", with value "{@Link}%{_l::%loop-index%::id}%", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "Opens", with value "%{_time}% UTC", split true to embed "matchpost"
								add field "IP", with value "__%{_l::%loop-index%::address}%__", split true to embed "matchpost"
								set footer of embed "matchpost" to "Developed by BaneOfSmite & lolitsvictor"
								set thumbnail of embed "matchpost" to "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/911867440119767040/hvEvQ8DK_400x400.jpg"
								send embed "matchpost" to channel "291878099749044224" with "2 Donkeys"
								send embed "matchpost" to channel "368645443544154113" with "2 Donkeys"
								clear embed "matchpost"
							set {matchpost::%{_l::%loop-index%::id}%} to true
							set {matchpost::%{_l::%loop-index%::id}%::opendate} to "%{_text::1}%%{_text::2}%%{_text::3}%%{_text::4}%%{_text::6}%%{_text::7}%%{_text::9}%%{_text::10}%" parsed as an integer
							delete {_scenarios::*}