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- Random One shots I wrote in March
- >Day emoots in Equestria.
- >You wake up from your obnoxious sounding alarm clock.
- >Jinx! Jinx!
- >You smash it with your fist.
- "Bitch, shut up!"
- >You stomp your way to the bathroom and activate....
- >THE MORNING RITUAL!!
- >As you know "The Morning Ritual" allows me to special summon a fresh clean Anon from my hand by sending "Shower", "Shit", and "Shave" to the graveyard as tribute.
- >After the explanation you actually do the morning ritual.
- >After that, you poof your way downstairs thanks to the magical power of writing.
- >You've got some shopping to do today so you gather your wallet and keys.
- >As soon as you open the door you find Fluttershy was just about to knock on your door.
- "Ugh, what is it today Flutters?"
- >"Oh I was wondering..."
- >You cross your arms and raise an eye brow in suspicion.
- "I'm listening..."
- >"I was wondering ifyou'llpleasegooutwithmeandhavelotsofsexafterward!!!"
- "What?"
- >"Can we go out? Please? <3 :DDD"
- "How are you doing that emoot thing with your voice?"
- >"Pony magic."
- "Are you serious?."
- >She pulls out a smartphone and begins texting.
- "Where did you get-"
- >The phone in your pocket begins going off with it's ringtone.
- >"Stayin' alive stayin' alive, Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' Aliii-"
- >You check you phone and see you've recieve a message from Fluttershy.
- >Okay since when did you have her number?
- >Since when did she have a phone?
- >You check the message.
- >"TELL ME YOUR FETISH!! You have seven days before I rape you O_O"
- >...oookaay
- >You receive another text message from her.
- >"Also, you NEVER question pony magic, that shit is serious business mang."
- >At this point it was time for your back up plan.
- >You dial on your phone and wait for the person on the other end to answer.
- >"God speaking, how can I help you?"
- "God it's Anon."
- >"ANON! What's good man? I haven't heard from you and junior keeps asking about you."
- "Oh ya know, dealing with Fluttershy."
- >"Well how can I help you?"
- "Activate it."
- >"Oh my ME, are you sure?"
- "Do it."
- >"Got it."
- >A portal appears next to you and spits out a cannon with the words "NOPE" on the sides.
- >You get in the NOPE canon and wait for the launch.
- >Fluttershy has the dumbest look on her face.
- >"Umm, Anon? Where are you going?"
- "Away from here."
- >"Ummm, call me?"
- >You don't respond.
- >You blast off into the sky and fly through another portal.
- >You crash through a window in an apartment, the first thing you notice is some guy typing.
- >He doesn't seem to notice you thanks to the headphones he has one.
- >"GOD DAMN IT!! FUCKING EMOOTS!!"
- >You raise an eyebrow and walk over to him and lightly tap him on the shoulder.
- >He takes off his headphones and turns to you.
- >"Dude, how dafuq did you get in here?"
- "Used the NOPE canon. What are you cussin' about man?"
- >"Oh just some newfags in this thread using emoots."
- >You receive another text message, you check your phone and see it's a message from Jesus.
- >"Hey what's up man? I got your number from my dad. Wanna hang man out man? :D"
- >Rage begins to flow through you.
- >Your blood boils and you slam your phone on the ground.
- >You run outside and look up into the sky and shout...
- "FUCKING EMOOTS!!!"
- ===============================
- >Day feeling the [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]in Equestria.
- [spoiler] I still don't know how to go from spoiler text to >greentext so give me a break here[/spoiler]
- >You wake up abruptly on your couch from a violent knock at the door.
- "Damn Flutters, already with the shenanigans?"
- >You might as well get this over with, the sooner the better.
- >You shuffle your way to the door in your half sleep state of mind.
- >Answer the door to find Fluttershy with a smile on her face and a box of Pinkie Pie's cupcakes.
- >"Gooood Morning Anon! How's my favorite human today?"
- "I-...I'm okay. Why are you treating me this way?"
- >"Oh well, since I do LOVE you so much I thought I do something nice for you today."
- >She hoofs you the box of cupcakes, and gives you a quick peck on the cheek.
- >You gently blush, damn her and her kindness!
- >"Have a good day today sweetie!"
- >She hugs you tightly and trots away.
- >Okay, well that was pleasant...
- >You close the door and walk over to the kitchen table and place the cupcakes on table.
- >You then waltz upstairs and do that there triple S.
- >Dash right back downstairs with the intention of devouring those sweet cupcakes.
- >You make to the kitchen table and open the box and sure enough those delicious cupcakes stare back at you with dem bedroom eyes.
- >Your inner fat kid is shouting with joy.
- "Well look at you little beauties."
- >Without hesitation you gobble down the half of the dozen cupcakes, not to mention Pinkie went overboard with her baker's dozen.
- >About 15 minutes later you find yourself on your couch feeling like a fat ass.
- >Another knock at your door occurs.
- >Your lazy ass on the couch simply shouts..
- "It's open, come on in!!"
- >The door opens and you find Fluttershy smiling sweetly.
- >"Hello sweetie did you enjoy the cupcakes I made?"
- "Wait...you made them?"
- >"Of course Anon, I wanted to make something from my heart."
- >Fuck! You idiot! She may have drugged them.
- >You dash over to your kitchen trash can.
- >You shove your finger in your mouth until you gag.
- >"What are you doing?"
- >You puke the cupcakes out of your stomach into the trash can.
- "Bluuuurgh!"
- >Fluttershy quickly dashes over to you.
- >For about a minute or two, you puke.
- >Once done, your wipe your mouth.
- "Whew that was a close one."
- >"Why? Why would you do that? I REALLY put hard work into those cupcakes. Heck even Pinkie wanted me to make WAY more than I should have."
- "You drugged them."
- >Struck from your comment she scoffs from irritation.
- >"I...I can't believe you! You really think I drugged those cupcakes?"
- "Well yeah."
- >She trots over to the box of cupcakes, opens them and takes one of them.
- >She looks at your directly into your eyes and eats the cupcake.
- >Chewing slowly and swallows it, she sticks out her tongue to proof she actually ate it.
- >"See?! Not drugged one bit!"
- >Well you feel like an asshole.
- "Sorry Flutters, I'm just..."
- >Her eyes begin watering.
- "Oh Flutters, no not the sad eyes."
- >She bursts into tears, crying hysterically.
- >"Why don't you love me?!"
- >You walk over to her to simply comfort her.
- >You give her a gentle hug.
- "Flutters, you know I hate seeing ponies sad."
- >"Well, there's one way you can make me happy."
- "And that would be?"
- >"Ummm...cuddle as we eat the cupcakes together?"
- "No funny business?"
- >"No funny business."
- "Okay then."
- >She squees for joy and flies upstairs.
- >You grab the box of cupcakes and waltz upstairs as well.
- >You make it bed with the box of cupcakes laying on your stomach.
- >Fluttershy snuggles up to you and places a warm smile on her face.
- >The two of you enjoy the cupcakes she made.
- >Simply chatted as you two cuddled.
- >You feeling her warm fur brush up against you.
- >Then there was only one cupcake left remaining.
- >You already had more than enough so you figured you would offer her the last one.
- "Flutters, you can have the last one, I ate enough already."
- >"Oh no it's okay, I made these for you sweetie."
- >You shrug and without a second thought, you gobble it down in a jiffy.
- >She giggles adorably as she watches you.
- >"Oh ummm, you gotta a little...here let me get it."
- >She gently places her hoof on the corner of your mouth to wipe off the little bit of icing.
- >"There we go. See? I'm not so bad."
- "Yeah, I guess your ri-"
- >Suddenly, your head felt woozy.
- >You vision began to blur and but your senses felt heightened.
- "Fluuuutershy, wat didya doooto meh?"
- >"Oh I thought I save the best cupcake for last for you."
- "What do ya meaan?"
- >"How do you feel right now?"
- >The moment she asked the question, you felt yourself aroused simply from the sound of her sweet voice.
- >You can feel your member downstairs occasionally twitching involuntarily from it being so hard.
- "Whaaat iiiz haaapeningah?"
- >She gently places her hoof on your mouth, "Sssh, Anon everything is going to be fine."
- >She delicately kisses your lips, "Ready to feel the [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] Anon?"
- >Welp, looks like today you're going to be....
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- ===============================
- >Day Anon needs a new narrator in Equestria.
- >Wake up.
- >Rush out of bed to the bathroom.
- >Dat dur triple S mang.
- >Walk downstairs and fix you a cup of french 'nilla coffee and make you nice bowl of dem Appa Snaps, yo.
- >Damn it you're getting a new narrator.
- >That's going to be on yo to-do list.
- >Yo, you might as well add Flutters to yo to-do list mang, dat flank.
- >.....
- >Ugh.
- >A knock occurs at the door
- >You make your way to the door and get ready for what Fluttershy has today.
- >You answer the door to find, of course dat silent banana hot monkey doxk slamma.
- >Ugh, after this one shot, you're fired.
- >"Hey Anoooony."
- >You know what? You're going to actually be nice to her today.
- "Gooood Mornin' Fluttershy! What's the ol' fetish guess today?! How about a hug?!"
- >She slowly creeps away.
- >"Y-you're not Anon, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY LOVE?!"
- "Good googly moo, can't I be nice for once?"
- >"No, I want you to HATE me, that way when we finally do it, it'll full of angry sex."
- >Ayo, angry sex is hawt mang.
- >You're fired narrator guy.
- >Not even going bother finishing this one shot.
- >But in the end all you need to know is that you still have yet to start...
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
- ===============================
- >Day Shit's about to go down in Equestria.
- >You're sitting on your couch listening TV as you work on a crossword puzzle.
- >About noon, enjoying the quiet little town.
- >Fluttershy made her little guess today, she drove you so crazy you actually smacked her.
- >You was even more surprised when she liked it.
- >Such a strange pony.
- >You decide to walk outside to check the mail.
- >On your way there, you notice Flutterrape stomping her way down the street with steam shooting out of her ears, followed by three other ponies who have no life.
- >Two of then were trying to look cool while the other one was nerdy.
- >"Eyo man did you get a look of dat flank? I swur, errday it's doublin', check em' before ya wreck em'."
- >"Bro, I'd give her da D...as in DUBS!"
- >The nerdy one begins snickering with his nerdy laugh, trying to fit in.
- >"Ah hahahaha, yeeah man, I would insert my penis into her sweet vagina!!"
- >The other two remain silent for a moment.
- >"...Why do we keep him around again?"
- >"I don't know man, but I'd tell you who I'd like to keep around..." He said as he looked at Flutterrape and juked at his friends arm.
- >"Dat dur Flutterrape, dat flank mang, it's straight burger with all dat meat."
- >Did they get dropped on their heads or some shit?
- >Flutterrape stops in her tracks, turns around and begins walking toward them.
- >"You think I can't hear you?!" She said as she sped up the pace towards them.
- >You lean against your mailbox and equip you bag of popcorn and watch religiously of what's about to go down.
- >"Ey shawty just calm down we just admirin' da product ya huur me?"
- >"Oh you like my flank huh?"
- >The fellas begin smiling ear to ear, nodding "yes" in sync.
- >"Well in that case..."
- >Flutterrape somehow splits herself into three ponies. They all tackle the trolling fuckers to the ground and sit on their face before your eyes.
- >"Ya know boys, we had a lot to eat for lunch today, think you can hold it for us?"
- >Oh God.
- >Holding the ignorant mofos down, they proceed to unleash a merciless bowel movement right into their mouths.
- >In an instant, pony shit was overflowing out of their mouths as they gagged for air.
- >"Aaah, that's better, don't forget to lick us clean!"
- >You don't want to see the rest of this go down.
- >You turn around and walk back into your house scarred by the sight.
- >Time to get your mind off of this.
- >You pull out your phone and begin dialing away.
- >You know just the pony that can help you.
- >Yeah, ponies have phones thanks to you.
- >You wait for the pony to pick up on the other end.
- >Finally, she answers.
- >"E-element of Kindness speaking, who am I speaking with?"
- "It's Anon."
- >"Wat?"
- "Yeah, where are you?"
- >"Oh I'm just in Manehatten feeding the homeless."
- "Aww damn, Flutters I was hoping you would come by, I really need to relax from-"
- >A desperate knock occurs at your door, jeez someone must be in a rush to the bathroom.
- >You walk over and answer the door and find Fluttershy still on the phone.
- >You hang up your phone and put it in your pocket.
- >She catches her breath for a moment, "Sorry...I...couldn't...get...here sooner."
- "How did you even-"
- >"What's wrong my love?"
- >You look just behind her to find Flutterrape and her clones laughing devilishly as shit flies everywhere.
- >"That's it you scum! SWALLOW IT!!"
- >You threw up in your mouth a bit.
- "Fluttershy, I need you to-"
- >She puts a hoof on your lips, "Sssssh, say no more. I'll be happy to help."
- >She trots inside your home.
- >You close and lock the door behind you.
- >No way in hell anyone is finding out about this.
- >She walks upstairs to your bedroom and you follow close behind.
- >You dive in bed and wait for her to join you.
- >She closes the curtains and goes into your closet.
- "Fluttershy? What are you doing?"
- >"The reason why I'm able to break in this house so easily is because I use to live here..."
- >That explains a lot.
- >"There was a secret little panel that I kept some old stuff just in case..."
- "Just in case what?"
- >All you can hear is her rummaging through your closet.
- >"AHA! Here it is!"
- >She trots out in fishnet stockings and holding a whip in her left wing with a death grip.
- >She cracks the whip toward you making you jolt a little bit.
- >"So Anon, why don't you tell Mistress Kindness about your little problem hmm?"
- >This was it.
- >After see that ungodly shit fest that took place just outside. Something far less worse was about to take place in your bedroom.
- >And that's...
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >"Oh and one more thing Anon, you don't cum until I say so."
- >What the fuck did you get yourself into?
- Wat dafuq am I writing?
- ===============================
- >Day too lazy in Equestria.
- >You wake up from your alarm clock blasting in your ears.
- >You check the time.
- >9:00am
- >That's weird, it's still dark out.
- >You shrug and do your sleepy zombie shuffle to the bathroom.
- >Dat thur mornin' routine y'all!
- >Applejack, stahp you suck a narration.
- >Daaaw shoot.
- >You walk back to bed and tune into the radio.
- >"Aaaand in other news, it seems everyp0ny and Celestia is too lazy to-...oh fuck it, I'm going back to bed, AYO Tom! Get my coat, I gotta a gal at home wanting to straight up rut."
- >Well, someone won't have a job tomorrow.
- >You waltz downstairs and plop on the couch.
- >A knock at the door occurs.
- >You go against every lazy bone in your body and answer it.
- >Fluttershy stands there half dressed in some cop uniform, her mane ruffled up like she just threw something on.
- >She yawns for a moment, "Oh hey Anon...is a-"
- "No..."
- >"Oh okay..."
- >She waltz into your home and barely makes it to the couch, she grabs the remote and begins flippin' through channels.
- >"Hey Anon?"
- "What?"
- >"Can you get some snacks?"
- "No, you get em, and move over."
- >You walk over to the couch and just free fall on top of Fluttershy not giving a two bit fuck about it.
- >She looks at you eye to eye and sighs in relaxation, "umm Anon, you're...on top of me."
- "So? You didn't move."
- >"You're lucky I'm too lazy to do anything about it."
- >You yawn in her face and snooze off.
- >You're just too lazy to even think about...
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- ===============================
- >Day Lust n' fuckin' bust. in Equestria.
- >Wake up.
- >Perform mornin' ritual.
- >Dash downstairs to the kitchen and fix up a cup o' joe.
- >Suddenly, a knock at the door.
- >Answer it, it's Yellow Silence...in...some sort of FBI uniform and agent shades..
- >She flashes a badge.
- "Ummm...Flutters what are you doing?"
- >"Good morning Mr. Uknown, I'm Special agent Kindness, I'm with the FBI.
- "FBI?"
- >"Fetish Bureau of Investigation, I'd like to ask you a few questions...if you d-don't mind..."
- >You groan in response.
- "Ugh, let's just get this outta the way, what is it today Flutters?"
- >She sprays something in your face, making your eyes burn.
- >You shout in agony from the pain.
- "FUUUCK WHAT THE HELL?!"
- >You suddenly feel woozy and notice you fellow downstairs is waking up quickly.
- >You pass out and wake up in your basement.
- >Tied to a chair as a bright light flashes before your eyes.
- "God damn it Flutters, what happen to just asking questions?!"
- >She stands in front of the light so you don't have to squint your eyes.
- >"That's just what I'm about to do, so how about you tell me that little fetish of yours?"
- "Piss off."
- >"You have one last chance hun."
- >You don't respond.
- >"Mhm, I see how it is..."
- >She pulls an agent issued cell phone outta Lord knows where.
- >She dial on the phone and waits for someone to pick up on the other line.
- >Suddenly you hear ramble jibber jabber on the other end.
- >"He's not talking, should I proceed with protocol FR 83 dash J?"
- >You lean in toward her to see if you can hear anything.
- >She hangs up aruptly, "Well...this should be fun..."
- >She walks out of the room.
- >Alone for 30 minutes or so, she returns with a briefcase.
- >She places the briefcase on the table and takes out syringe filled with some sort of serum.
- >"Alright sweetie, this may sting a little..."
- >She walks over to you and grabs your arm.
- >"Let's see if you'll talk now hmm?"
- >You struggle and try to jerk your arm away from her.
- >She simply responds with a slap to your face.
- >"Hold still mister!!"
- "Flutters, needles aren't my fetish."
- >"You're...terrified of needles?"
- "I hate them."
- >"Hmmm....I suppose I can deliver this little gift another way..."
- >She walks back over to the brief case and puts the syringe down.
- >"I'll be right back my love."
- >She leaves the room again for about 5 minutes.
- >After she returns with a cup, she squirts the serum into the cup.
- >"Ya know Anon, there's more than one way to skin a cat..."
- "What?"
- >She drinks the serum but from the looks of it didn't swallow it.
- >She trots over to you and grabs your shirt collar...somehow...
- >She pulls you toward her and goes for a sloppy kiss.
- >Transferring the liquid from her mouth to yours as you unintentionally dance tongues with her.
- >The serum goes down smoothly and suddenly, you're getting turned on.
- >Lust begins flowing through your veins and member springs to life in an instant.
- >The taste of lemon and peach becomes far more noticeable and addicting.
- >She breaks the kiss leaving a string of lust drenched saliva connecting the two of you.
- >"How was that?"
- "What...was that?"
- >"Oh just little potion that intensifies any sensation or physical stimuli...with a little bit of lust dust."
- "Lust dust?"
- >"Anon, it's pony magic, just go with it."
- >She gracefully traces her hoof along your arms and all you can feel is intense tingles of absolute bliss.
- >Turning you on even more, your boner is practically twitching and throbbing beyond your control.
- >All you can really do is muffle a moan in response.
- >She of course took notice of it.
- >"Feels good huh? The serum is almost in full effect."
- >She gently kisses your lips and walks back over to the table.
- >She has a seat and proceeds to read her newest subscription of Fetish Weekly.
- >Not giving a fuck that your there, you take notice of the sin juice dripping from her.
- >Blushing beyond her control.
- >She moves one of front hooves to the her crotch area and gently rubs.
- >Letting out a sigh of pleasure as she rolls her eyes into the back of her head.
- >Witnessing what she's doing is only driving you wild.
- >Millions of different thoughts of fucking her senseless fly and crash land into your mind.
- "Fuckin' tease."
- >She locks her bedroom eyes onto you, "Hmm, looks like you're under the full effect, good."
- >She trots over to you and takes notice of your tent in your pants.
- >Gently, she rubs it with caution, keeping eye contact with you.
- >At this point, you feel your boner is going to rip through your zipper.
- >Fluttershy's smell of lemons and peach invade your nose.
- >"Ready to talk Anon?"
- "God damn it, yes."
- >"My my, looks like your ready to admit your fantasies of..."
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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