J K row ling replied-to nobody, harry penis,

due-to personal reasons I am going-to get hit-by a car,

OMG, an angel,

online millennial, did you see-that clapback McDonald did on twitter-today, other online millennial, yes-it was cool, both online millennial in unison, today we will eat at McDonald,

did you yeet-today-or did-today yeet you, I notice-some of y’all were yoted-today, hang in-there, you’ll live-to yeet another day,

Barbecue joint, her, what’s your opinion on brisket, me, wiping sauce on my shirt, I don’t actually know a lot-about UK politics,

cranberry juice tastes-like-it wants-to-be alcohol-but-it’s-too shy,

it’s 2007, you’re working on a powerpoint for school, it’s-about ancient egypt, you select-the papyrus font, yes, perfect,

can I sniff your-butt, no, sorry my dog sent-that, wanna meet him, ha-ha-ha-ha yes, restoration 100,

genie, you-have three wishes, me, I wish-the burning of-the library of alexandria never happened, genie, ok-that’s a pretty good wish you still-have three left-that one’s on me,

the DMV-be-like you forgot-to bring-the declaration of independence,

me,

piss, somebody else’s shit stuck-to-the-toilet bowl,

me, hops out of-the shower refreshed-and ready-to start-the day, the guards at auschwitz,

thah nose, the avengers,

hi, bone jaw, what, bone jaw, are you dumb, it’s french for hello, dumb ass,

your personal google plus account-is going away on april 2nd 2019, woah, that’s interesting-but I sure don’t care,

my last brain cell running for cover-when she hears me press play on-the same-song I’ve had on repeat for 2 weeks straight,

bell, rings, teacher, but wait, there’s more,

what’s your 5 year plan, ok one year plan, ok any future plan at all, I-have a snicker’s in my freezer,

fan who had stroke uses first words in three months-to abuse rival football team, carefully he’s a hero,

restaurant, waiter, your coffee, me, could I-have a little spoon please, waiter, certainly, delicately embraces me from-behind, me, lovely,

ant-man escaping out of thah nose’s asshole following his death 2019 colorized,

fork, cherry-tomato,

stop pre mature christmas decorating,

plane, flies, kids,

listen-to drake’s new album, no I don’t-like drake,

hashtag 10 years challenge, 1784, 1794,

your homework-is only 3 questions, homework, 1, 2, 3, 1 ay b c, 2 ay b c, 3 ay b c,

la-croix new flavors, transported in a truck near bananas, hint of hint of lime, single skittle dissolved in water, shy water melon, imagine-like a strawberry-but with a low battery,

shrek, god,

plane, flies, kids,

my heart, sitting-by your crush, not remembering-something during a test, washing your hands-and your sleeves roll down,

cat, let me-be your shane dawson, oh, my, god, that’s a good one,

thah nose’s left-butt cheek, thah nose’s right-butt cheek, ant man,

bouncing noises, the letter i,

account balance, 11 dollars-and 98 cents, rent, 584 dollars, wing combo, 11 dollars-and 97 cents, me,

6.5 billion dollars-to-have sex with yo cousin-what you do, alabama, you guys are getting paid,

subtitles, jump scare, deaf people,

phil spencer wants-to bring x box game pass-to any device-someone wants-to play on, smart fridge gamers, it’s showtime,

nobody, deaf people, I can’t hear you,

if a company celebrates 365 days accident free-then-they’re celebrating-the anniversary of-the accident,

my alarm clock set-to 9 am, me waking up at 8:59 am,

sure I date, don’t-even know anyone at all-that would ever-even consider a relationship with me,

just-to-be clear, ant man will not-be crawling into thah nose’s asshole-and-then expand in avengers end game, wack,

the KGB, why you not cry enough, the death of stalin official trailer,

europe in-the year 1340, exist, random rat, I’m-about-to end man,

I-like big-butts-and I cannot function as a contributing member of-society,

ant-man-when thanos-is wearing a-butt plug, can’t man,

me eating fish straight out of-the bowl, pet smart employee,

subtitles, party music, deaf people,

subtitles, loud noise, deaf people,

australia’s oldest man 109 knits tiny sweaters for injured penguins, carefully he’s a hero,

me, people walking slow,

mom I need 30 dollars, it’s important, for-what, the state of oklahoma, 29 dollars-and 95 cents,

bosnians, I wanna swim, croatia, no,

people with glasses, people without glasses, can I try-them on, how can you see in-these,

nobody, mister-beast, I’m gonna pay you 100 dollars,

when-the remote-is not working,

me, wakes up from nap, everyone else in-the surgery room,

thanos preparing-to fight ant-man,

every spy movie scene-when-the spy gets called for a job,

just-to-be clear, ant man will not-be crawling into thah nose’s asshole-and-then expand in avengers end game, pathetic,

I’m not gay, but 20 bucks-is 20 bucks,

when you finally catch-the guy who’s-been sending smoke signals-to your girl,

unpopular opinions, cookout edition, if you invited me over-and I don’t know your family-like-that you gotta walk with me-while I grab my plate,

females who jump from dick-to dick, park whore,

you want-to come over-tonight, sure-but I’m still on my period until wednesday, so, I’m really offended-that you think-that’s all I’m looking for, you’re right-sorry-about-that,

never mind just give me-some time-to cool off, okay, I’ll talk-to you on wednesday, sneak 100,

mom, come help me get-the groceries out of-the car, me,

this morning 13 trucks lined up-to save a man from committing suicide,

a great disturbance I-have felt, clown-in-these broke ass nibbas-be,

nice fuckin move mark, weed, now-that I-have your attention mark’s lawn care,

J K rowling, 10 year old with a headset, calling everybody gay,

she-is 13 years old now, shiba inu life span, 12-to 15 years,

whoa man, what kind of maniac would cut me off-like-that,

a back rub, sehx, me, my girlfriend,

student, takes a philosophy course for .0001 seconds, student, why am I alive,

netflix, puts out new amy schumer comedy special, me, how many times do we-have-to teach you-this lesson old man,

child, did I get smallpox-because god hates me, pastor, no he’s not a dick-like-that, child, oh good, pastor, you got smallpox-because your parents didn’t vaccinate you, child, pastor, child, so my parents pastor, your parents hate you yes,

when you laugh at a dumb meeme-and your partner who-is not an internet person asks-what’s funny-but-it’s-like a tier 3 meeme-and you gotta explain-about 7 years of internet for-them-to understand-the nuances,

the clothes rack at target, me,

therapist, robert brownie junior-isn’t real he can’t hurt you, robert brownie junior,

he smoked a joint with half a kilo of weed-to prove-to-the cops-it was for personal consumption, illusion 100,

go fund me bans anti-vaxers who raise money-to spread misinformation, carefully he’s a hero,

bro-and siss porn, federal investigation, step,

what was my favorite reaction ghif as a child, oh timmy no, when I was your age we had-to respond in person immediately-and we had only three choices, tiny violin slow clap-or jerk off motion, that’s-it, 3 choices, you made-the call-and you made-it fast,

I’m japanese, recently chinese con-artists tried-to contact us with japanese texting app-like-what’s app, but japanese know how-to handle chinese thugs,

just texting em back june fourth tiananmen square massacre in chinese language, then boom, that poor chinese guy’s internet access-is cut out-by CCP, you can try-this-when chinese hah rass you online,

tiananmen square massacre 1989, china black sehs left, domestic-psychos left, its great chine sep left, block 100,

after all-this time finally we-have-it, the true way-to defeat thah nose, lightning McRalph, kachow, chuckles, I am speed,

me, it’s a bit chilly, turns off-the cooling system, everyone else at-the nuclear power plant,

sharks in-the mall-be-like-what should we buy,

you-have a math test-today, there’s a back side, no calculators allowed, show all your work, you’re in 12th grade you shouldn’t still-be taking 6th grade math,

this-is-what happens-when you post a link-to a 23 dollar dress on ah mah zawn-to a female meteorologist face book group,

more than 50 of us purchased-the dress-so-if you travel-and watch-the news you might see-something familiar, this-is actually really cute I love-it,