Statment

Statement from the Democratic Party:

"We lost to Trump Because Millenials! Because Ruskis! Because Bernie! It had noootthhiiinggg to do with our total inability to connect with workin people. And we're proud to say we've learned absolutely nothing. Why, we just named Chuck Schumer, the Bankster's Pal, to lead us to further corporate glory.

Actually, we're hoping Trump will be so abysmal we'll be elected as less worse. Now that's a stirring call to action! Vote for us! We're less worse!"

Okay, I'm going to stop. It's just too easy to make fun of the pathetic "dog ate my homework" party of the people.