Lynn learns some Kung Fu

HIYAAAAA!
>Lynn attempted to punch the wooden plank in half.
>Lincoln flinched
Plonk.
>"Lincoln! Stop moving the plank or I'll never learn Wing Chun in 3 weeks!"
>"Sorry!"
>Lincoln turned his head to no one in particular.
>"Ever since Lynn watched some Kung Fu movie, she's been trying to break everything in the house."
HIYAAAAA!
Plonk.
>"I think she thinks she can be a Kung Fu master by watching some internet tutorials."
HIYAAAAA!
Plonk.
>"I just wish she would go back to wrestling."
HIYAAAAA!
Plonk.
>"Lincoln! Stop talking to yourself and hold the plank stiller!"
>"Fine. I'll hold it stiller."
>Lincoln braced himself for an incoming punch.
>Lynn steadied herself, breathing deeply and feeling her chi run through her body.
>The wind began to pick up, and Lynn felt herself connect to the spirits of the sky and the guardians of the earth.
>This is what it meant to be at one with the universe.
>Lynn knew that her knowledge, her skill, and her preparation would take her far today.
>It was time to take the thousand mile journey.
HIYAAAAA!
Plonk.
>Lynn instantly deflated.
>The tutorial she spent an entire month's allowance on was a waste of time.
>Maybe the wrestling coach would take her back?
>Lynn sighed.
>"Ready to go inside Linc?"
>Lynn looked ahead at where her brother used to stand.
>"Uh, Linc?"
>Lynn looked down.
>Lincoln was out cold, his eyes shut and his nose spouting a torrent of blood.
>The plank may not have been broken, but Lincoln's nose was.
>Lynn stared at her hand, which seemed stronger and more confidently built than before.
>"I did it!" she shouted.
>"Honey, have you seen Lincoln? I think he has a plank I need for this end table."
>"No, dear. Have you asked the kids?"
>Ah crap.
>Lynn immediately bolted, scampering over a fence and running far from the Loud House.