basically i was Santa's secretary on his massive complex on the North Pole, except Santa was also Ted Kaczynski. i was supervising a friend's trip to the north pole, and it was a massive complex, except with a lot of morbid humor. for example, when we ran across the stairway to the sky leading up to Santa's office, there was a cheerful christmas song with verses about the Cambodian genocide and other topics like that xd. it was super comfy and fun. also there was candy from Willy Wonka's movie too. it was rlly beautiful.
then when we came to Santa (Ted)'s office, we had a nice conversation, and my friend asked him, how could Ted be an anarcho-primitivist who opposes industrialization so much when he has all that infrastructure on the North Pole? Ted didn't want to answer at first, but i told him that my friend is a good man and he can trust him. we went into Santa's private room, and there was an article on the computer about his wife dying. turned out that his wife died years ago because they didn't have the technology needed to save her life. also there was sad background music. anyway, he wrote his manifesto with the objective of weeding out anyone stupid enough to fall for it and ultimately exposing primitivism as a failed ideology so we can move forward with technological advancement. pretty lame & cliche but it was a sweet emotional moment, and then i woke up lol