Cyberpunk: Session 11: Gold, Gats, and Gangsters

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, November 30, 2013
7:53 PM - Melt entered chat.
7:59 PM - M. Ciaster entered chat.
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
7:59 PM - M. Ciaster: goddammit where the balls is Potato
7:59 PM - Melt: ded
7:59 PM - M. Ciaster: rip in pieces
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: fook him lets roll
8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: maybe he offed himself after I told him all my anme ideas for my AnimenP
8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: brb
8:00 PM - Melt: probably
8:00 PM - M. Ciaster: shit, I know I came close
8:00 PM - M. Ciaster: stop torturing the poor bastard
8:00 PM - M. Ciaster: :v
8:00 PM - M. Ciaster: also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz4whm4u4F4 song cool you listen song
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: is elowin still coming to these?
8:01 PM - M. Ciaster: no
8:01 PM - M. Ciaster: oh, yeah, you didn't know
8:01 PM - M. Ciaster: don't*
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ye
8:02 PM - M. Ciaster: to quote the man himself: "I'm out."
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ah
8:02 PM - M. Ciaster: shame
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ye
8:02 PM - Melt: a moment of silence
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah
8:02 PM - M. Ciaster: but honestly he was pretty wildly different from us when it comes to playstyle and shit
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: rip
8:02 PM - Melt: *LONG LIVE THE SOVIET MOOOOTHERLAND*
8:02 PM - Melt: yeah seriously
8:02 PM - M. Ciaster: also he had 10 torso armor
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: he didn't play much tho
8:03 PM - Melt: gotta say, he aint for us
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: beaf was kind of dickish for kicking him out of the AV
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: OI
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I ASKED FIRST
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: but just from the night club you could tell
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO JELLY HIM
8:03 PM - M. Ciaster: yeah and I'm kinda dickish for letting him do that
8:03 PM - M. Ciaster: nigga you're lucky he didn't die
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: nigga wouldn't have mattered anyway
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: :v
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: I asked if it'd kill him
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: you said no
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge: so I figured he'd not get hurt at all
8:04 PM - John Edsworth: how do
8:04 PM - John Edsworth: whatever who cares
8:04 PM - John Edsworth: man aint even here anymore
8:04 PM - Gayme Masster: well you know there's several degrees of hurtness between 'dead' and 'not dead'
8:04 PM - Gayme Masster: is hurtness a word
8:04 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: does potato have a character for the low level?
8:04 PM - Gayme Masster: doesn't matter, it is now
8:04 PM - Gayme Masster: no idea
8:04 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: We should force him to be jacket
8:04 PM - Gayme Masster: I messaged him but he didn't mention anything about a char concept
8:05 PM - John Edsworth: https://www.dropbox.com/s/4110in2tbpxrrwj/2013-11-21%2017.40.27.jpg
8:05 PM - Gayme Masster: naaah
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so he can drive us around
8:05 PM - John Edsworth: i require souls
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Madakka Appy McBighuge has changed their name to Entropy.
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: fook bro
8:05 PM - John Edsworth: wing i have a few points in drive
8:05 PM - Gayme Masster: Data's dude has Driving I think
8:05 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah
8:05 PM - Gayme Masster: what about
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: for your PI?
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: the dog
8:05 PM - Gayme Masster: only god forgives though
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: scary ass dog
8:05 PM - Gayme Masster: I'm sorry don't kill me
8:05 PM - Gayme Masster: I had to say that
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Julian doesn't really do anything
8:06 PM - Entropy: I'll have you know I was in the middle of making things for my upcoming anime game and this rudely interrupted me
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: unless you give him like
8:06 PM - Gayme Masster: also did you take this photo with a potato buddy 'cause damn
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 10 human perception
8:06 PM - John Edsworth: it was like
8:06 PM - John Edsworth: 3 am
8:06 PM - John Edsworth: i think
8:06 PM - John Edsworth: this was a few days ago
8:06 PM - Entropy: ciaster don't even give him shit about camera quality when not too long ago your computer ran ToasterOS
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah the quality is blurry as shit yo
8:07 PM - Gayme Masster: hey don't gotta be an artist to be an art critic
8:07 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
8:07 PM - Gayme Masster: also that was merely an observation
8:07 PM - John Edsworth: yeah the photo is shit lol :v
8:07 PM - Gayme Masster: I mean, shit, my phone camera's like 100% worse
8:07 PM - Entropy: and to be quite honest I think a potato might be a bit high quality compared to that
8:08 PM - John Edsworth: says the guy without a tiny yui
8:08 PM - John Edsworth: get wrekt
8:08 PM - Entropy: yeah but I got a Yui statue
8:09 PM - Entropy: and like
8:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: tiny yui?
8:09 PM - Entropy: a ton of other weeb shit
8:09 PM - Entropy: suk it
8:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh god no
8:09 PM - John Edsworth: weeb shit
8:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: you have figurines
8:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: beaf
8:09 PM - John Edsworth: the only weeb shit i actually have is the tiny plush
8:09 PM - Gayme Masster: holy shit dude
8:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: you have gone
8:09 PM - John Edsworth: you didnt know lol
8:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: full on weeb
8:09 PM - Gayme Masster: you're far gone, yeah
8:09 PM - John Edsworth: he has fucktons of em
8:09 PM - Gayme Masster: alright that's enough
8:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: the end is nigh
8:09 PM - Entropy: ;o
8:09 PM - Gayme Masster: guys, let's chip in for a plane ticket and go over to NY and give Dan a noogie
8:10 PM - John Edsworth: i can drive there
8:10 PM - Entropy: If you think I'm really that far gone I'll start using nyaa~ on a regular basis
8:10 PM - John Edsworth: itll take a few days
8:10 PM - John Edsworth: but seriously :v
8:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: I could drive there
8:10 PM - Entropy: Nigga you ain't coming over here Caleb
8:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: It would probably take like 5 hours
8:10 PM - Entropy: you'll steal my animu
8:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: actually
8:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: i dunno
8:10 PM - John Edsworth: wing where do you live
8:10 PM - Higeki Hiro: Philidelphia
8:11 PM - John Edsworth: is it always sunny there?
8:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: no
8:11 PM - Entropy: the show lied
8:11 PM - John Edsworth: same in flo rida :v
8:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: its dark as fuck right now
8:11 PM - John Edsworth: asme here
8:11 PM - Gayme Masster: I guess I could technically drive there if I had this: http://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/LotusTopBig.jpg
8:11 PM - John Edsworth: there be a storm abrewin
8:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
8:11 PM - John Edsworth: come february im taking my drivers ed class :v
8:11 PM - Gayme Masster: also I heard it's goddamn snowy over in NY right now confirm/deny Dan
8:11 PM - Entropy: omg u guies are stalkers
8:11 PM - Entropy: snowy here? Fuck if I know the only weather report I get is the window
8:12 PM - John Edsworth: i wonder what dan looks like
8:12 PM - Gayme Masster: nah I don't live that close to the Zone
8:12 PM - Higeki Hiro: I know what ryan looks like
8:12 PM - John Edsworth: so does everyone else :v
8:12 PM - Entropy: I'll take a picture of my sexy mug for you plebs later if you're that desperate for fap material
8:12 PM - Higeki Hiro: but I didn't know before
8:12 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah me too I've seen his luscious neckbeard
8:12 PM - Entropy: yeah I showed everyone :v
8:12 PM - Gayme Masster: hell, I can post myself if y'all want to
8:12 PM - Entropy: Ryan had a neckbeard?
8:12 PM - John Edsworth: whos the stalker now
8:12 PM - Gayme Masster: if it ends up in any fap folder I'll go over there and murder the ones responsible
8:13 PM - John Edsworth: well
8:13 PM - John Edsworth: damn.
8:13 PM - Gayme Masster: to be honest I don't quite remember
8:13 PM - Gayme Masster: but I'm pretty sure he had a bit of a neckbeard going on
8:13 PM - Gayme Masster: also, well, he's Ryan
8:13 PM - John Edsworth: DAMN
8:13 PM - John Edsworth: OWNED.
8:13 PM - John Edsworth: that is one brutal affront cia :v
8:13 PM - Entropy: I gots a little goatee going on but otherwise I keep a nice stubble
8:14 PM - Gayme Masster: you are going to be cutting that part of the log aren't you Dan
8:14 PM - John Edsworth: fuck facial hair, thats for nerds :v
8:14 PM - Entropy: lolno
8:14 PM - Entropy: these logs will be pure
8:14 PM - Entropy: and uncut
8:14 PM - Entropy: for the one guy who will eventually read it
8:14 PM - Gayme Masster: also I'm guilty of trying to grow a sad excuse of a beard myself
8:14 PM - Higeki Hiro: I just never shave
8:14 PM - Gayme Masster: at least I wash my face regularly so it's not greasy
8:14 PM - John Edsworth: eh, most facial hair looks awful
8:14 PM - Gayme Masster: I might be a nerd but I'm a clean nerd
8:14 PM - Entropy: mum gets pissed when I try to grow a lot of hair but fuck that shit my goatee is rad
8:15 PM - John Edsworth: no it isnt :v
8:15 PM - Entropy: plus it gives me something to stroke while thinking
8:15 PM - Gayme Masster: also I've got some hardcore babyface going on
8:15 PM - Entropy: or not thinking
8:15 PM - John Edsworth: you dont think :v
8:15 PM - Entropy: something other than my dick I mean
8:15 PM - John Edsworth: c:
8:15 PM - John Edsworth: oh god
8:15 PM - Gayme Masster: old ladies kept mistaking me for a girl when I was younger also :c Dan
8:15 PM - Entropy: I can't stroke that in public without getting teh cops involved
8:15 PM - Gayme Masster: please, don't stroke either
8:16 PM - Gayme Masster: alright, so
8:16 PM - Entropy: nigga goatee stroking is a graceful art and if you had one you'd do it too
8:16 PM - John Edsworth: no i wouldnt
8:16 PM - Gayme Masster: I don't 'cause I'm not that much of a massive nerd
8:16 PM - John Edsworth: because goatees are the most halfassed form of facial hair :v
8:16 PM - Gayme Masster: seriously, it's like tipping a fedora
8:16 PM - John Edsworth: ^
8:16 PM - John Edsworth: ^^^^^^^^^^^
8:16 PM - Gayme Masster: speaking of fedoras that's what goatees are to facial hair
8:16 PM - John Edsworth: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
8:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
8:16 PM - Gayme Masster: sorry you had to find out that way dude
8:16 PM - John Edsworth: goateeshamed
8:17 PM - Entropy: fuk u
8:17 PM - John Edsworth: its ok dan we still love you, goatee or not
8:17 PM - Gayme Masster: nobody will :(
8:17 PM - Entropy: shaggy had a goatee in scooby doo and he's rad as fuk
8:17 PM - John Edsworth: m'lady
8:17 PM - Entropy: get rekt
8:17 PM - Entropy: and for the record I do not wear fedoras
8:17 PM - Gayme Masster: well dogs can have goatees they're excepted from the rule
8:17 PM - Entropy: my brother does
8:17 PM - Gayme Masster: your one saving grace, Dan
8:17 PM - Gayme Masster: you're not as bad as your bro
8:17 PM - John Edsworth: my brothers fucking roommate wears a fedora
8:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: punch him in the dick
8:17 PM - John Edsworth: hes literally a walking stereotype
8:18 PM - Gayme Masster: speaking of Dan's bro, did he buy an Xbone? I bet he did
8:18 PM - John Edsworth: i wouldnt be able to find it in the MOUNTAINS OF BLUBBER
8:18 PM - Entropy: pfft, he's not a gamer
8:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: punch your brother in the dick
8:18 PM - John Edsworth: why would i punch my bro
8:18 PM - Entropy: he's also a fucking twig
8:18 PM - John Edsworth: hes chill as hell :v
8:18 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah, not a gamers buy Xbones
8:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: Dan's
8:18 PM - Entropy: and has anger management problems
8:18 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
8:18 PM - Gayme Masster: the rest buys PS4s
8:18 PM - Entropy: and is a massive ass
8:18 PM - Gayme Masster: Xbowned
8:18 PM - John Edsworth: i think i may just
8:18 PM - John Edsworth: chill with pc + wii u
8:18 PM - John Edsworth: i get all the good games with those two
8:18 PM - Entropy: and changes girlfriends on a semi regular basis somehow despite being ugly as sin
8:19 PM - Gayme Masster: same for me but with the 360 :v
8:19 PM - Gayme Masster: previous console gen master race
8:19 PM - Entropy: like seriously his face is more squinty than Jaden Smith's
8:19 PM - Gayme Masster: probably gonna have the staying power of the PS2
8:19 PM - John Edsworth: nintendomination this gen mates
8:19 PM - John Edsworth: nintendo is steamrolling over everything
8:20 PM - John Edsworth: anyway'
8:20 PM - John Edsworth: start time?
8:20 PM - Gayme Masster: alright so since Wing outed me that is my ugly mug: https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/388821_213706448714967_1361091505_n.jpg
8:20 PM - Gayme Masster: post yourselves y'all
8:20 PM - Gayme Masster: as long as we exchange our nerdy faces
8:20 PM - John Edsworth: you look slightly chinese
8:20 PM - Entropy: nigga I'll post my not ugly mug later
8:21 PM - John Edsworth: BETTER DEAD THAN RED
8:21 PM - Entropy: he looks 100% pole
8:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: I need to take a shower
8:21 PM - Gayme Masster: apparently I've got some uh Tatar blood in me?
8:21 PM - Gayme Masster: you should see my grandfather from my father's side
8:21 PM - John Edsworth: thats p cool
8:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: so I look less plebbish
8:21 PM - John Edsworth disconnected.
8:21 PM - Entropy: gj
8:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: welp
8:21 PM - Gayme Masster: goddamn Wing we're nerds on the internet not your girlfriend :v
8:22 PM - Gayme Masster: shit my face scared him away
8:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: but i look super pleb
8:22 PM - Entropy: can't look more pleb than Ryan
8:22 PM - Gayme Masster: dude
8:22 PM - Gayme Masster: we all do
8:22 PM - Entropy: take solace in that
8:22 PM - Gayme Masster: also yea
8:22 PM - Entropy: like really
8:22 PM - Entropy: did you SEE his face
8:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: noooo~
8:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: I want to be lord of the plebs
8:22 PM - Entropy: do I need to post it again
8:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: yes
8:22 PM - Entropy: oh ok
8:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
8:23 PM - Gayme Masster: it's fukken hilarious so
8:23 PM - Entropy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE INTERNET
8:23 PM - Entropy: AND YOU, ONE GUY WHO READS THESE LOGS ENTIRELY
8:23 PM - Entropy: I PRESENT TO YOU
8:23 PM - Gayme Masster: hello, guy
8:23 PM - Gayme Masster: *wave*
8:23 PM - Entropy: THE UGLIEST PLEB MUG
8:23 PM - Entropy: OF
8:23 PM - Entropy: RYAN
8:23 PM - Entropy: AKA BRICK
8:23 PM - Entropy: http://i.imgur.com/XkqEpTP.png
8:23 PM - Higeki Hiro:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/box
8:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
8:24 PM - Gayme Masster: see, he's definitely got a neckbeard
8:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: woot a pleb
8:24 PM - Entropy: M8 I don't think steam emotes translate to pastebin :v
8:24 PM - Gayme Masster: unless that's a weird shadow
8:24 PM - Entropy: pretty sure it's a shadow
8:24 PM - Entropy: cause I don't see much other facial hair
8:24 PM - Gayme Masster: he also looks kinda like a guy I know
8:24 PM - Gayme Masster: but like 1000% less buff
8:24 PM - Entropy: and 1000% more pleb?
8:25 PM - Gayme Masster: well it's Ryan so yeah
8:25 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
8:25 PM - Entropy: what the hell happened to Data anyway :v
8:25 PM - Gayme Masster: Ryan, if you're reading this, we all love you but your face looks kinda goofy anyway
8:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: he died
8:25 PM - Gayme Masster: dunno, he disconnected
8:25 PM - Entropy: no shit sherlock
8:25 PM - Gayme Masster: guess his 'net got dead
8:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: FUCKING POTATO
8:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: IS ON
8:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: and still hasn't come in here :V
8:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: after like
8:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: 20 minutes
8:26 PM - Gayme Masster: probably didn't even notice
8:26 PM - Entropy: good thing we've been dicking about then :v
8:26 PM - Gayme Masster: it's Potato we're talking about after all
8:26 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah
8:26 PM - Entropy: so anyway Ciaster you said this story would probably last 2 or 3 more games?
8:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: how does he not realize that we play every saturday
8:27 PM - Entropy: bitch don't even
8:27 PM - Gayme Masster: probably, yeah
8:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: yay
8:27 PM - Gayme Masster: I'd say 'fuck it, let's get on with it'
8:27 PM - Entropy: I literally had to remind Ryan a few times when I was spectating you guys back during his Fallout games
8:27 PM - Gayme Masster: but I'd rather not do that with two guys
8:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: kill us in the most brutal and humiliating fashions ever
8:28 PM - Entropy: I'd be sitting in the chat and ask him over private "hey isn't that game tonight?" and he'd be "OH SHIT"
8:28 PM - Gayme Masster: well I've already got a death ready for Entropy :v
8:28 PM - Entropy: woo
8:28 PM - Gayme Masster: think I even told you about it Dan
8:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: give me the least honorable death possible
8:28 PM - Entropy: you did
8:28 PM - Entropy: and I am ready for it
8:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: or at least have merchant cart me out to get cybered even more
8:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: I just want Hiro as humilitated as possible
8:29 PM - John Edsworth entered chat.
8:29 PM - Gayme Masster: 'ello
8:29 PM - John Edsworth: ey what it be like tho
8:29 PM - John Edsworth: whatd i miss
8:29 PM - Gayme Masster: literally nothing
8:29 PM - John Edsworth: also sorry for that, bitchass circuit breaker
8:29 PM - Entropy: holy dicks my mouth is orgasming peanut butter chocolate brownies are the shit
8:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: bruce is afk or something
8:30 PM - Gayme Masster: yeh
8:30 PM - John Edsworth: ah
8:30 PM - Gayme Masster: screw him, let's go
8:30 PM - Gayme Masster: where'd we leave off?
8:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: uh
8:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: in the house?
8:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: I think
8:31 PM - Entropy: yar
8:31 PM - Entropy: loaded
8:31 PM - Entropy: with dosh
8:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: we were getting briefed
8:31 PM - Entropy: going to someplace
8:31 PM - Entropy: to find somebody
8:31 PM - Gayme Masster: I remember Bruce was talking with his cop buttbuddies about all the shit the party's in and the crime guy whose name I forgot despite making him up
8:31 PM - Entropy: Miami was it?
8:31 PM - Gayme Masster: Richards, that was it
8:31 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah, y'all are setting off to glorious Miami.
8:32 PM - John Edsworth: oh yknow
8:32 PM - Gayme Masster: Night City, 11.30 PM.
8:32 PM - John Edsworth: i gotta finish my hammer thing
8:32 PM - John Edsworth: theb blueprints for it or whatever
8:32 PM - John Edsworth: what was it, 3 rolls in a row?
8:32 PM - Entropy: I gotta shoot bitches and sax bitches
8:33 PM - Gayme Masster: Entropy's relaxing after another hard day of work. A cold one in his hand, he's watching TV and writing a new song at the same time (he's just that much of a multitasker) when he hears a familiar ringtone.
8:33 PM - Gayme Masster: He fishes his cellphone out from between the sofa pillows, and presses the 'receive call' button.
8:33 PM - Gayme Masster: The phone starts spitting words at him.
8:34 PM - Entropy: so like, do I understand these words, or is this just preface for explaining how I know things I will know :v
8:34 PM - John Edsworth: woops
8:34 PM - John Edsworth: accidentally rolled
8:34 PM - John Edsworth: gg me
8:35 PM - John Edsworth: i think hes just slowtyping out what you hear
8:35 PM - Gayme Masster: "You don't know me, but I know you. Byrnes told me 'bout all the shit you're in and that you might have somethin' on that guy Richards. Well, I talked to the Miami PD, and got you and your merry band a free reign of Miami and any help they can give ya. Come over to the PD, we'll discuss the details of the op. That's Chief Morelli of the Organized Crime Division, out."
8:35 PM - Entropy: silly slowtyper
8:35 PM - Gayme Masster: A click signifies the end of the very brief call.
8:35 PM - Gayme Masster: not my fault
8:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: He is pleb pole
8:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: not knowing the language of our people
8:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: the beautiful american people
8:36 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah and you're a pleb 'murikan not knowing the language of my people
8:36 PM - Entropy: "A man who gets to the point."
8:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: excluding ryan
8:36 PM - Gayme Masster: the ugly and perpetually drunk polish people
8:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
8:36 PM - Entropy: Entropy pockets the phone, throws the beer at the conveniently nearby Tool (without spilling any) so he doesn't have to get rid of it, grabs his shit, and heads out
8:36 PM - John Edsworth: idk man polish people arent THAT ugly
8:36 PM - Entropy: on his motorcycle
8:36 PM - John Edsworth: just you, bruv c:
8:36 PM - Entropy: which I used like twice
8:37 PM - John Edsworth: gj
8:37 PM - Gayme Masster: Tool grabs the bottle and takes a swig. "Where ya goin' boss?"
8:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: ew
8:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: germs
8:37 PM - Entropy: Entropy pauses at the door. "Out."
8:37 PM - Entropy: He shuts the door behind him
8:37 PM - Higeki Hiro: edgy~
8:37 PM - Gayme Masster: Entropy does his best Tom Cruise impression as he jumps on his bike and puts on the helmet.
8:38 PM - Entropy: come on you gotta admit that was purty darn edgemaster
8:38 PM - Gayme Masster: more like assholemaster
8:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: ^
8:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: edgy = asshole
8:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: its the price one must pay bro
8:38 PM - Entropy: so exaclty what I said
8:38 PM - Gayme Masster: well yeah but you don't have to be an asshole to your friends
8:38 PM - John Edsworth: more like purty darn assblaster
8:38 PM - Gayme Masster: or employees
8:39 PM - Entropy: In order to have a finely honed edge, you must be a finely honed asshole
8:39 PM - John Edsworth: im pretty sure him and john will immediately not like each other
8:39 PM - John Edsworth: i have 2 cool, after all :v
8:39 PM - Entropy: so am I there yet or wot
8:39 PM - Entropy: I have 10
8:39 PM - Entropy: I know what's cool bb
8:39 PM - Entropy: and that is me
8:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: how do you not like
8:39 PM - Entropy:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
8:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: go into the fetal position every combat rounf
8:39 PM - Higeki Hiro: round*
8:39 PM - Gayme Masster: Entropy zips through the cold, empty streets of Night City, finally arriving at the NCPD HQ.
8:40 PM - John Edsworth: probably by bein a fuckin baller :v
8:40 PM - Gayme Masster: He parks the bike perpendicularly to the curb, and kicks the parking meter on his way to the door.
8:40 PM - Entropy: nigga I'm edgy but I ain't like, destruction of city property dickish
8:40 PM - Entropy: rude
8:41 PM - Gayme Masster: The meter makes a couple sad bleepy sounds and spits out a couple of quarters.
8:41 PM - Gayme Masster: well yeah but there's no way Entropy would pay for parking
8:41 PM - Entropy: but that was pretty cool so I'll let it slide
8:41 PM - John Edsworth: i just realized
8:41 PM - John Edsworth: im carrying around
8:42 PM - John Edsworth: 400k euros
8:42 PM - John Edsworth: in gold+cash
8:42 PM - John Edsworth: and have been for hours, just chillin around the house with it
8:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: I carried around a corpse in Fallout for a whole campaign
8:42 PM - Entropy: you can't fast travel with that much weight
8:42 PM - Entropy: :v
8:42 PM - John Edsworth: :v
8:42 PM - Gayme Masster: He ascends the dirty, chipped faux marble steps, finally taking shelter from the cold, windswept city in the warm interior of the police station, which smells of old coffee, blood and old paper.
8:43 PM - Gayme Masster: nah, the gold's in Entropy's safe
8:43 PM - Gayme Masster: and next to it
8:43 PM - Gayme Masster: Tool took care of it
8:43 PM - Entropy: I look for the nearest desk clerk to ask directions
8:43 PM - John Edsworth: nah ill keep it in my room
8:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: This is only entropy right?
8:43 PM - Gayme Masster: You approach the bored looking, middle aged, short haired secretary who's sitting at the nearest desk.
8:43 PM - Gayme Masster: yep
8:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: k
8:43 PM - John Edsworth: entropys safe is probably booby trapped to blow up the house
8:43 PM - Gayme Masster: if y'all want to do something in the meantime, lemme know
8:44 PM - John Edsworth: i want to work on my blueprints i guess
8:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: wait
8:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: can john like
8:44 PM - Entropy: "Looking for Morelli, of the Organized Crime Division. I was called by him personally."
8:44 PM - John Edsworth: so ill just like techo rollo i guess
8:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: jury rig my monoblade
8:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: to discharge all it energy
8:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: so I can shoot lasers and siht
8:45 PM - Gayme Masster: She lifts her bored gaze from what looks like a crossword to look at you.
8:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: It would be useless now
8:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: but it just seems cool
8:45 PM - John Edsworth: what if i just upgraded yours with the other one we got
8:45 PM - Entropy: damn, I shoulda done something edgy first to get her attention
8:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
8:45 PM - Gayme Masster: "Go right-" she shows you the direction with her thumb "-and take the last door on the left."
8:45 PM - Entropy: like, lean down on her desk, or kick it or something
8:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: make me a monodaikatana
8:45 PM - Gayme Masster: "You'll know it when you see it."
8:46 PM - Gayme Masster: Having said that, the unperplexed lady comes back to her 20th century entertainment.
8:46 PM - Entropy: Entropy nods and follows her directions
8:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: or like
8:46 PM - Entropy: bitch is lucky she got a nod
8:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: a darth maul dual katana
8:46 PM - John Edsworth: im keeping this golden AK forever
8:47 PM - John Edsworth: never to use, only to safeguard
8:47 PM - Gayme Masster: You walk through the -at this hour, almost abandoned- police station, mostly shrouded in shadow.
8:47 PM - Gayme Masster: we Saddam now?
8:47 PM - John Edsworth: we druglord now
8:48 PM - Gayme Masster: True to the receptionist's directions, a faint light emits from the last door on the left side of the hall.
8:48 PM - Entropy: I enter without knocking
8:48 PM - Gayme Masster: You push the door, and it opens with a loud creak. The heads of the room's inhabitants all turn to look at you.
8:48 PM - Entropy: I look back at them through my edgy mirrorshades
8:48 PM - Entropy: "Morelli."
8:49 PM - Gayme Masster: A thin, tall man in a black suit with a black tie approaches you.
8:49 PM - Gayme Masster: He's got a bushy moustache and a look of someone who doesn't really give much of a shit.
8:49 PM - Entropy: a man of my own heart
8:49 PM - John Edsworth: gay
8:49 PM - Gayme Masster: "That's me. You're the star of the show, right?"
8:50 PM - Gayme Masster: "C'mon, let me and the rest of the squad brief ya on what to expect."
8:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro puts his swords in the corner and does some buddhism siht
8:50 PM - Gayme Masster: He leads you through the maze of boxes and old metal desks to the briefing room.
8:51 PM - Gayme Masster: The rest of the team follows you, carrying what looks like various materials and folders.
8:51 PM - Entropy: "Quite a lot you've found, then."
8:51 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
8:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh yeah
8:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1329747&p=43031464#post43031464
8:51 PM - Gayme Masster: Morelli waits a while for everyone to take their places.
8:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: new character concepts coming in like crazy
8:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
8:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: so TLDR
8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: nothing
8:52 PM - Gayme Masster: Just as he's about to start, Bruce rushes through the door.
8:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: I was chillin all day and playing smash
8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: entropy goes to PD
8:52 PM - Gayme Masster: hey dude
8:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: thats it
8:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: today was hellachill
8:52 PM - Gayme Masster: better excuse to your boss for being late :v
8:52 PM - Entropy: Entropy raises an eyebrow edigly at Bruce
8:52 PM - Entropy: arms folded
8:52 PM - Entropy: mirror shades
8:52 PM - Entropy: uh
8:52 PM - Entropy: shading
8:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: "COMMUNISTS. BLAME THEM."
8:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: ewot
8:53 PM - Entropy: who do you think you are? EAGLE?
8:53 PM - Gayme Masster: "Funny, Byrnes."
8:53 PM - Gayme Masster: "Better take a seat, that's the third time this month you're late to a briefing!"
8:53 PM - Gayme Masster: "We'll talk about that later."
8:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Uh, I was riding my motorcycle and then I got into an accident and then a super secret evil organization named Shocker kidnapped me and turned me into a grasshopper-hero"
8:54 PM - Gayme Masster: "In the meantime, let's tell our special guest what exactly's waiting for him in sunny, tacky, snow sprinkled Miami."
8:54 PM - Gayme Masster: "You can probably guess that I'm not talkin' 'bout the kinda snow that falls from the sky."
8:54 PM - John Edsworth: is he talking about the kind you buy at party stores
8:55 PM - Gayme Masster: "Every year, a few hundred thousand tons of cocaine get smuggled through Florida, Miami being the biggest trafficking point."
8:55 PM - John Edsworth: aw
8:55 PM - Entropy: Entropy makes a guttural "mhm" noise that can probably be taken as an affirmative
8:55 PM - Gayme Masster: "Who do we have to thank for that? A couple of guys, but mostly, this guy."
8:55 PM - Gayme Masster: He presses a button on his remote, and the photo of Sonny Richards pops up on the screen.
8:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: "O.K. So we're heading down to Maimi to find out and hopefulyl take down the guy we have info on. We're bringing in you guys because when there's a sharp knife, you want to make sure it's pointed in the right direction.  It's dangerous and liekly gonna end up in people dieing, which is another reason you're here"
8:56 PM - Gayme Masster: "Stop speakin' out of turn, Byrnes!"
8:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Sorry, Sir."
8:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
8:56 PM - Gayme Masster: "Anyway, this guy is Sonny Richards. Former Army Ranger, and a real blade nut."
8:57 PM - Gayme Masster: "Caught a dishonorable discharge after he tried to make sushi outta a commanding officer."
8:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: so did I miss anything or are we just repeating what we know
8:57 PM - Gayme Masster: "And now, he leads the biggest drug cartel in the city of Miami."
8:57 PM - Gayme Masster: you haven't really missed anything
8:57 PM - Gayme Masster: apart from some offtopic banter
8:57 PM - Gayme Masster: a lot of it
8:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: aw
8:58 PM - Bruce Brynes: that's the best part
8:58 PM - Gayme Masster: and joking about Ryan but that's par for the course
8:58 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
8:58 PM - Bruce Brynes: /kidding
8:58 PM - Gayme Masster: "Until now, Richards has been all but untouchable by Miami's Vice division."
8:58 PM - Gayme Masster: "Any witnesses they could dig up would disappear. Any evidence, go up in flames."
8:59 PM - Gayme Masster: "Any cop who'd get too close, eliminated. Messily, I might add."
8:59 PM - Entropy: "So you're hoping either one problem solves another, or both handle each other."
8:59 PM - Bruce Brynes: "some tiems litterally when it comes to that flames part."
8:59 PM - Gayme Masster: "Well, if you're considerin' yourself a problem, then yeah, you might say that."
8:59 PM - Bruce Brynes: "special chemical does not react well with oxegyen after a set amount of time."
9:00 PM - Bruce Brynes: I sigh. "Poor Frank. Told him putting on those pants was a bad idea"
9:00 PM - Gayme Masster: "Either way, you're not nearly as bad as these assholes. I can't say I'm too thrilled 'bout working with you, to be honest."
9:00 PM - John Edsworth: set amount of time
9:00 PM - John Edsworth: what
9:00 PM - John Edsworth: how do
9:00 PM - Bruce Brynes: well
9:00 PM - Bruce Brynes: think like
9:00 PM - Bruce Brynes: apply chemical
9:00 PM - Gayme Masster: "So, it's a good thing I'm gonna be offloading you on the fancy bastards from Miami Vice."
9:01 PM - Gayme Masster: "Don't take that personally, I'm just not a big fan of jazz."
9:01 PM - Gayme Masster: He chuckles quietly.
9:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: after a while it reacts with oxeygen
9:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: fwooosh
9:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: there's no timer or anything
9:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: think disapearing ink
9:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: but with fire
9:01 PM - John Edsworth: im p sure you cant do that :v
9:01 PM - Entropy: I seem to recall him making a "he's no Miles Davis, but he's good" comment during ~cop talk~ with Brynes
9:01 PM - John Edsworth: but w/e future
9:01 PM - Gayme Masster: "You're scheduled to meet 'em on the Miami International Airport, two days from now."
9:01 PM - Gayme Masster: different cop
9:01 PM - Entropy: ah
9:01 PM - Bruce Brynes: no ash?
9:01 PM - Gayme Masster: he left
9:01 PM - Gayme Masster: as in us
9:02 PM - Gayme Masster: Elowin told me he's out
9:02 PM - Gayme Masster: and so he is
9:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: not suprrised
9:02 PM - Gayme Masster: kinda feel shitty about that
9:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: it's not your fault
9:02 PM - Gayme Masster: sorta is
9:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: its partly everyone's fault
9:02 PM - Bruce Brynes: he just doesn't have the stockholm syndrome that keeps us here
9:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: we were kind of dickish
9:02 PM - Entropy: "An important person like him is going to meet with myself, an unknown, in the middle of the airport?"
9:03 PM - Higeki Hiro: but he just didn't really fit
9:03 PM - Gayme Masster: "You'll know 'em when you see 'em, these guys love dressin' up like the guys they're chasin'."
9:03 PM - Gayme Masster: nah, you're meeting the cops
9:03 PM - Gayme Masster: not Richards
9:03 PM - Entropy: oh
9:03 PM - Gayme Masster: the cops from Miami that is
9:03 PM - Gayme Masster: Vice division
9:03 PM - Entropy: whoops
9:03 PM - Entropy: kay
9:03 PM - Gayme Masster: I shall unleash the full wrath of sawn off shotguns and pastel suits on you
9:04 PM - Entropy: make sure to put some Hotline Miami references in somewhere or I'll stop being your friend
9:04 PM - Entropy: :3
9:04 PM - Gayme Masster: "Now, the logistics are up to ya, and so is the cost of the tickets, but if you want some of your own hardware, I really doubt you can move guns by plane, not anymore at least."
9:04 PM - Gayme Masster: dude, don't forget who you're talking to
9:04 PM - Higeki Hiro: it would be cool to have Biker as a boss or something
9:05 PM - Gayme Masster: I'm gonna use at least two songs
9:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: villain whatever
9:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: wh's biker?
9:05 PM - Gayme Masster: also the dude's sort of biker
9:05 PM - John Edsworth: basically hiro
9:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: The Biker
9:05 PM - Gayme Masster: Potato, go play Hotline Miami
9:05 PM - Gayme Masster: like, now
9:05 PM - Gayme Masster: well not now now
9:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: oh
9:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
9:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: that game
9:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: I tried to play it
9:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131102071854/steamtradingcards/images/4/4b/Hotline_Miami_Artwork_1.jpg
9:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: biker
9:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: the copy Caleb gave me didn't work
9:05 PM - Gayme Masster: aw
9:05 PM - Entropy: "I would imagine that any amount of money can allow banned items to bypass customs."
9:05 PM - Higeki Hiro: basically a more colorful hiro
9:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: minus the life vest
9:06 PM - Gayme Masster: "Honestly, as long as you can do it in a legal way and not be hindered, I'd rather you did."
9:06 PM - Gayme Masster: "Don't forget you'll be workin' with cops."
9:06 PM - Gayme Masster: "Myself included."
9:06 PM - Bruce Brynes: "I don't think that argument works for them. Trust me, i've tried"
9:06 PM - Gayme Masster: "Anyway, I don't know much about the plans, so you'll probably learn the rest from the Vice guys when you're there."
9:07 PM - Entropy: "You expect us to do your dirty work, and yet you hinder us with red tape."
9:07 PM - Gayme Masster: "My guess it, they'll try to get you in as buyers, have you get close to Richards, and then strike at the head of the snake and so on."
9:07 PM - Gayme Masster: "Look, there's no red tape here. There's only so much I can do."
9:08 PM - Entropy: "Then have you any suggestions for getting our weapons through the 'legal' way?"
9:08 PM - Gayme Masster: "If you wanna move guns, either charter a plane, or have a part of your team travel by ground."
9:08 PM - Bruce Brynes: "So should we focus on taking down Richie Rich and have his cohorts fade out or try to eliminate the whole shebang?
9:08 PM - Entropy: "The former seems a more reasonable option, considering time."
9:09 PM - Gayme Masster: "Alternatively, you could tryin' to wrap them in a thousand different locks and safety measures, but that'd take a shitload of time and isn't really worth it, if you ask me."
9:09 PM - Gayme Masster: "I'd help ya, but us cops don't really handle logistics. That's all Uncle Sam."
9:10 PM - Gayme Masster: "As long as you've got the money, and aren't afraid to blow it on somethin' like this, yeah. You should check one of the smaller airfields out in the boonies, bound to be some old freelancer with an old prop Boeing to move you and your gear."
9:11 PM - Gayme Masster: "The plan is, Byrnes, to eliminate as many of 'em as possible, by arresting them first and foremost."
9:11 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
9:11 PM - Gayme Masster: "Nobody's gonna blame you for any people you kill when fightin' for their lives, or unless if they did it'd be really outta character for the Miami Dade PD, but executions are right out. So don't get any funny ideas."
9:12 PM - Gayme Masster: "The free reign I told ya about only goes so far."
9:12 PM - Entropy: "Money is of no consequence at this point, but I won't be risking my own life any further than I already am merely to apprehend them."
9:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: "I'm just preparing for the worst. A guy like this isn't gonna go down easy"
9:12 PM - Entropy: "And neither will we."
9:12 PM - Entropy: note how he said ~we~
9:12 PM - Gayme Masster: "And yeah, Richards is the priority, but I'm pretty sure I don't gotta tell you guys that."
9:12 PM - Entropy: he's starting to like you guys
9:12 PM - Entropy: even if he won't admit it
9:12 PM - Gayme Masster: wow character development
9:12 PM - Entropy: c:
9:13 PM - Gayme Masster: so personality
9:13 PM - Entropy: shame he's gonna die
9:13 PM - Entropy: :v
9:13 PM - Gayme Masster: such complex
9:13 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro finishes his meditation bullshit and goes over to John
9:13 PM - Higeki Hiro: "What are you doing?"
9:14 PM - Entropy: he's probably playing with his salamander
9:14 PM - Bruce Brynes: wonk
9:14 PM - Gayme Masster: "Anyway, unless you've got any questions, that briefing's over. You can take any folders you want, as long as they're returned afterwards."
9:14 PM - John Edsworth: "Absolutely nothing."
9:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: "I'm just preparing for the worst. A guy like this isn't gonna go down easy"
9:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: "You should too"
9:15 PM - Entropy: "I've no questions. If any information I need to know about arises, you clearly have my number."
9:15 PM - John Edsworth: "What guy?"
9:15 PM - Gayme Masster: "There's some info on Richards you won't find on the 'net, plus some stuff on his closest associates."
9:15 PM - Gayme Masster: "It's all up to you, jazzboy."
9:15 PM - Bruce Brynes: Did you just copy and paste what I said :V
9:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Hiro shrugs"
9:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: woops
9:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: quotes
9:15 PM - Entropy: :v
9:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: "The man we are meant to kill"
9:16 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah I get tripped up by the quotes sometimes too
9:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro goes back to his Jean Claude splits
9:16 PM - Entropy: so are there any folders of particular note among this pile of pulped tree corpses?
9:16 PM - Bruce Brynes: i just use ' '
9:16 PM - John Edsworth: "Alright." John lays back down on the couch and continues being a lazy piece of shit.
9:17 PM - Entropy: he better have his lizard chillin on his chest
9:17 PM - Gayme Masster: like I said, some more inside info on the guy you're hunting, plus his right hand and leutenants and shit
9:17 PM - Gayme Masster: lieutenants*
9:17 PM - Gayme Masster: I always forget how you spell that
9:17 PM - Entropy: then I grab those and head out
9:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: I always just try to avoid it
9:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: I walk over to John
9:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: writing lieutenant
9:17 PM - Gayme Masster: uh
9:17 PM - Gayme Masster: Potato
9:18 PM - Gayme Masster: John's over at the house
9:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: we are at home
9:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: ????
9:18 PM - Gayme Masster: you're over at the cop briefing
9:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: you guys are at PD
9:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: ..so wait
9:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: i'm at the thing
9:18 PM - Gayme Masster: unless you learned to teleport in which case you're the ballerest cop
9:18 PM - Entropy: you and me are at the PD
9:18 PM - Entropy: you wanker
9:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: John and I are alone
9:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: they're being P.O.S.
9:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: kk
9:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: Got it
9:18 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah, you're at the thing 'cause you're a cop and it's a thing for cops :v
9:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: And why is entropy there?
9:18 PM - Gayme Masster: Entropy got invited over 'cause he's the bona fide leader of the party
9:18 PM - Entropy: and I'm here cause I'm Edgemaster Edgetropy of the Edgetrope
9:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: makes sense
9:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: So are we done at the PD?
9:19 PM - Entropy: I already grabbed the folders and headed out, so I guess so :v
9:19 PM - Gayme Masster: unless you want to use the office coffee maker, yes
9:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
9:20 PM - Entropy: I wouldn't if I was you
9:20 PM - Gayme Masster: you're still going back on your own, Entropy's on his bike
9:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: I grab a donut and leave
9:20 PM - Entropy: I think you can wait until you get home to use our own coffee maker
9:20 PM - Gayme Masster: something something danger zone (related to Entropy, not donuts)
9:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: flyin to the dangerzone
9:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: pleb
9:20 PM - Entropy: I am the dangerzone
9:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: now we gotta shoehorn in the top gun love song
9:21 PM - Gayme Masster: well yeah but Entropy's clearly not flying
9:21 PM - Entropy: You could describe speeding down the streets on a motorcycle as "flying down the street"
9:21 PM - Gayme Masster: also I haven't actually seen top gun I base all my knowledge of the movie on the Archer short: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7HkG6OSo3E
9:21 PM - Gayme Masster: which is amazing by the way
9:21 PM - Gayme Masster: and so is Archer
9:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: wot
9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: you haven't seen top gun
9:22 PM - Gayme Masster: I might've some time ago
9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: Here's what I know about top gun
9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: PLANES
9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: DANGER ZONE
9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeah
9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: MAN LOVE
9:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: done
9:22 PM - Gayme Masster: I know it's incredibly homoerotic
9:22 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah
9:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is exactly it
9:22 PM - Gayme Masster: pretty much what Potato said
9:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: You should still watch it
9:23 PM - Gayme Masster: it's on my list :v
9:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: for all the weird 80s shit and homoerotic man love
9:23 PM - Gayme Masster: I love cheesy movies so it's kinda a given
9:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: you can ride my tail anytime
9:23 PM - Entropy: kay
9:24 PM - Entropy: so
9:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: I wonder if that was all intetional
9:24 PM - Gayme Masster: you know my name change for this session turned out to have been incredibly prescient
9:24 PM - Gayme Masster: is prescient a word and does it mean what I think it does
9:24 PM - Gayme Masster: anyway
9:24 PM - Entropy: I pull up my motorcycle and admire my petunias as I walk in the house
9:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: Hiro stands to attention
9:24 PM - Gayme Masster: I won't even try to explore the logistics of transporting multiple folders on a bike
9:24 PM - Bruce Brynes: I arrive home
9:25 PM - Entropy: I guess I sat on them? :v
9:25 PM - Gayme Masster: like, Entropy's home, or your own?
9:25 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
9:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: One hand driving lol
9:25 PM - Bruce Brynes: Entropy's
9:25 PM - Entropy: or put them in a saddlebag
9:25 PM - Gayme Masster: Bruce's banged up detective spec cruiser pulls up in front of the house.
9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: nonono
9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: I just arrive
9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: I'm a cyberpunk cop
9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: ot's what we do
9:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: ewot?
9:26 PM - Gayme Masster: well yeah but you're a honest cop
9:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: you just walk there
9:26 PM - Gayme Masster: honest cops get the shittiest cars ;v
9:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: where bloody feckn' everywhere unless you need us
9:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: ?
9:26 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
9:26 PM - Entropy: "I've information on the target, our objective and how we'll go about it."
9:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Then lets get him"
9:27 PM - Gayme Masster: Entropy spreads the contents of the folders over the unused dining table.
9:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: I look over to John
9:27 PM - Gayme Masster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6icSrvk73k song to get you in the mood
9:27 PM - Entropy: nooo I wanted to toss them and have all the importantest info slide out neatly
9:27 PM - Gayme Masster: kinda nsfw for slight sideboob
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: ahhh booobs
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: my childhood nooo~
9:28 PM - Entropy: what is this, Fallout?
9:28 PM - John Edsworth: lewd
9:28 PM - Bruce Brynes: "So. Scientist named John? I knew someone like that. He was a nice fellow, had an adorable daughter. Didn't talk to him for very long though."
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh god the comments
9:28 PM - Higeki Hiro: fucking freakazoids
9:29 PM - Entropy: ha funny i c wut u did that fallout reference
9:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: ewot
9:29 PM - Gayme Masster: ahaha joke's on you I've got the minimal youtube layout turned on
9:29 PM - Entropy: what Bruce said u shit
9:29 PM - Gayme Masster: no comments for me
9:29 PM - Gayme Masster: ever
9:29 PM - John Edsworth: I look over to Bruce. "Never heard of him."
9:29 PM - Higeki Hiro: bitch ill bring stitch into this campaign
9:29 PM - Gayme Masster: yeaaah that's the life
9:29 PM - Entropy: if we're bringing other characters in we're gonna need Brick
9:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
9:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: Brick needs to be lik
9:29 PM - Gayme Masster: no Brick in my games
9:29 PM - John Edsworth: damn thats a nice car
9:29 PM - Gayme Masster: actually no
9:29 PM - Bruce Brynes: a universal constant
9:29 PM - Gayme Masster: yes Brick in my games
9:29 PM - Entropy: I would be perfectly ok with getting killed by Brick
9:30 PM - Gayme Masster: I've already got a place for Brick
9:30 PM - Gayme Masster: the power of improv
9:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeeesssss
9:30 PM - Gayme Masster: also yeah the car's awesome
9:30 PM - John Edsworth: hey guys
9:30 PM - Gayme Masster: it's a Vector
9:30 PM - Gayme Masster: thus the name of the band
9:30 PM - John Edsworth: whats a better than the colorr ed
9:30 PM - John Edsworth: red
9:30 PM - Higeki Hiro: Stitch could fit in here
9:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: uh
9:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: SUPER red?
9:30 PM - Gayme Masster: black's pretty coo'
9:30 PM - Gayme Masster: I like silver, too
9:30 PM - John Edsworth: dead. #murrica #muhpatriot #mcdonalds #burgerking #911neverforget
9:31 PM - Gayme Masster: what'd I say wrong
9:31 PM - Gayme Masster: other than not being 'murrikan
9:31 PM - John Edsworth: anyway
9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: super red sounds cool
9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: I dunno why
9:31 PM - John Edsworth: what would super red be
9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: just
9:31 PM - John Edsworth: a redder red
9:31 PM - Gayme Masster: I'd go with power red
9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: SUPER red
9:31 PM - Gayme Masster: sounds awesomer
9:31 PM - Entropy: oh god guys I just realized
9:31 PM - Gayme Masster: like, 80's awesomer
9:31 PM - John Edsworth: id go with ranger red
9:31 PM - Entropy: Brick is contagious
9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: I dunno
9:31 PM - John Edsworth: is awesomer
9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: its like
9:31 PM - Entropy: he's like an STD
9:31 PM - Higeki Hiro: SUPER HOT
9:31 PM - Entropy: he keeps spreading
9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: that is how I feel about it
9:32 PM - Gayme Masster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oj2Kz6NoxI like, see the interior of the car in this video
9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: SUPER
9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: HOT
9:32 PM - Gayme Masster: I bet the color's called power red
9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: SUPER
9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: GOT
9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: SHE GOT HOT
9:32 PM - Gayme Masster: song's cool too
9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: SAY IT AINT SO
9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: PORK AND BEANS
9:32 PM - Entropy: IDGAF ABOUT CARS
9:32 PM - Bruce Brynes: WHY ARE SAYING WEEZER SONG NAMES
9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: I like SUPER Red better
9:32 PM - John Edsworth: what the hell are you talking about
9:32 PM - Entropy: CLYBERPANK PLS
9:32 PM - John Edsworth: lets just continue
9:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: yeye
9:33 PM - Gayme Masster: Tool takes a drag of his cigarette as he takes a long look at the documents and oh my god shut the hell up guy
9:33 PM - Gayme Masster: s
9:33 PM - Bruce Brynes: brb piss
9:33 PM - John Edsworth: and i thought the ^ < > v was enough for ciaster
9:33 PM - Gayme Masster: it was
9:33 PM - Gayme Masster: that's a level beyond enough
9:33 PM - Entropy: stop talkingggg
9:33 PM - Gayme Masster: you can call it enough 2
9:33 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah
9:33 PM - Gayme Masster: alright
9:33 PM - Gayme Masster: do y'all want to do some planning or something like that
9:33 PM - Entropy: we get place
9:33 PM - Entropy: plane
9:33 PM - Gayme Masster: or do you want to skip ahead to chartering the plane
9:33 PM - Entropy: fly there
9:33 PM - Entropy: shoot things
9:33 PM - Entropy: die
9:33 PM - Entropy: ???
9:34 PM - Entropy: Brick should be our pilot
9:34 PM - John Edsworth: uh
9:34 PM - Entropy: let Brick be the plane pilot pls
9:34 PM - John Edsworth: planning sounds cool i guess
9:34 PM - Entropy: and get Ryan in here for it
9:34 PM - John Edsworth: dan im sorry but brick is not universal :c
9:34 PM - John Edsworth: its ok i cry about it too
9:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: what shall we plane
9:34 PM - Higeki Hiro: plan*
9:35 PM - Gayme Masster: Skip ahead to the early morning hours of the next day.
9:35 PM - John Edsworth: noice typo
9:35 PM - Bruce Brynes: back
9:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: planning has probably been the best part about this campaign tho
9:35 PM - Higeki Hiro: its so much fun for some reason
9:35 PM - Gayme Masster: It's roughly 6.30 AM, and you're heading to the nearest small airfield you've found on the map.
9:35 PM - Gayme Masster: well, you'll get to plan once you get there
9:35 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
9:36 PM - Gayme Masster: Miami I mean
9:36 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
9:37 PM - Gayme Masster: It's a small, dusty place - few old hangars, a weak chainlink fence around the landing strip.
9:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
9:38 PM - Gayme Masster: And, what becomes very apparent, a pitched battle between a couple people with rifles and shotguns, and what looks like the denizen of the nearest hangar.
9:38 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster entered chat.
9:38 PM - Entropy: you're welcome, everyone
9:38 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: ((BONJOUR COMRADES))
9:38 PM - Bruce Brynes: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
9:38 PM - Entropy: this was my doing
9:38 PM - Gayme Masster: thank Dan for this
9:38 PM - Entropy:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
9:38 PM - John Edsworth: ok
9:39 PM - Gayme Masster: The guy on the losing side looks eerily similar to the pilot you were planning to hire.
9:39 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Where is my giving of thanks
9:39 PM - John Edsworth: >losing
9:39 PM - Gayme Masster: well he seems to be losing from your perspective
9:39 PM - Gayme Masster: also I don't even have a sheet for him ;v
9:39 PM - Gayme Masster: ;v
9:39 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
9:39 PM - Gayme Masster: fucksake
9:39 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: BRICK DOES NOT LOSE
9:39 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: DID YOU NOT READ THE CONTRACT
9:40 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: SECTION ONE SUBJECTION BRICK
9:40 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: DOES NOT LOSE FIGHTS
9:40 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: THAT WAS THE ENTIRE CONTRACT ACTUALLY
9:40 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: HOW DID YOU MISS THAT
9:40 PM - Gayme Masster: "Shit, think that's our guy." exclaims Tool right before he punches through the fence with the AV and makes a beeline for the cars parked in front of the hangar.
9:40 PM - Entropy: I gotta agree with him Ciaster, the part where he signed his name "Brick" was even right next to the words "does not lose."
9:40 PM - Gayme Masster: I know, I know
9:40 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: ((I was about to do -15 IP for illiteracy, but this is not my campaign, and I cannot nerf you :V))
9:40 PM - Gayme Masster: anyway
9:41 PM - Gayme Masster: does anyone feel like leaning outta the window and actually doing something?
9:41 PM - Entropy: well yeah
9:41 PM - Entropy: I'm gonna shoot bitches
9:41 PM - Entropy: gotta shoot bitches
9:41 PM - Entropy: shootin bitches is like, my bag
9:41 PM - Entropy: along with the sax
9:41 PM - John Edsworth: I turn on the radio.
9:41 PM - Gayme Masster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf4x36XKhsM
9:41 PM - Higeki Hiro: back
9:41 PM - John Edsworth: That shit better be on "Highway to Hell."
9:42 PM - Entropy: I need to practice my "aiming out of a car window" pose anyway
9:42 PM - Gayme Masster: nah it's just a reference to an 80s movie
9:42 PM - John Edsworth: and then I lean out the window and empty my SOLID GOLD AK
9:42 PM - Gayme Masster: which is damn good by the way
9:42 PM - Higeki Hiro: ewit
9:42 PM - Gayme Masster: watch To Live And Die In LA
9:42 PM - Entropy: haven't gotten a chance to shoot out of a car with teh LeMatt yet
9:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: what is ryan doing here
9:43 PM - Entropy: wow r u fuckin dum
9:43 PM - Entropy: and blind
9:43 PM - Entropy: and a tard
9:43 PM - Gayme Masster: John leans out of the window and empties his drug lord styled Avtomat Kalashnikov in the direction of two guys crouching behind a red sedan.
9:43 PM - Entropy: who cant read
9:43 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: WHAT DO YOU THINK
9:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: uh no faggot
9:43 PM - Gayme Masster: alright, dude, roll for Rifle
9:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: i was gone
9:43 PM - Entropy: idgaf
9:44 PM - John Edsworth: 13
9:44 PM - Gayme Masster: alright
9:44 PM - John Edsworth: i have absolutely no experience firing a rifle
9:44 PM - Gayme Masster: how many shots?
9:44 PM - John Edsworth: but im emptying this shit
9:44 PM - John Edsworth: 30
9:44 PM - Gayme Masster: oh :v
9:44 PM - Gayme Masster: alright
9:44 PM - John Edsworth: firezone time nigga
9:44 PM - Entropy: inb4 you kill Brick through some dicey bullshit
9:45 PM - Gayme Masster: alright so that's +3 to attack
9:45 PM - Gayme Masster: or that :v
9:45 PM - Entropy: then we'd have to go all the way back to town and find a shady dealer who sells chips that let Tool pilot a plane
9:45 PM - Gayme Masster: alright that's 30 rounds into a roughly 2 meter area
9:45 PM - Gayme Masster: so the guys
9:45 PM - Gayme Masster: gotta roll over 15 to dodge
9:46 PM - Gayme Masster: lemme pull up a generic goon sheet
9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: >making goon sheets without me
9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: PLEB
9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: PLEB
9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: PLEB
9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: PLEB
9:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: PLEB
9:46 PM - Gayme Masster: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
9:46 PM - Gayme Masster: you actually want to do goon sheets?
9:46 PM - Gayme Masster: for me?
9:46 PM - Gayme Masster: like, really?
9:46 PM - Gayme Masster: shit why didn't you say so
9:46 PM - Gayme Masster: never enough of these
9:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: don't get your panties in a twist ya bluudy git i'll smash ur face
9:47 PM - Gayme Masster: ahaha they both just barely make it
9:47 PM - John Edsworth: lame
9:48 PM - Gayme Masster: Heavy 7,62 rounds from John's druglord styled AK rip the cheap sedan to shreds, sending the two goons to the ground. Miraculously enough, despite having fired a whole mag at them, you didn't score a single hit.
9:48 PM - Gayme Masster: who else wanna drive-by that shit?
9:48 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Gee, it's as if GOLDEN AK-47's ARE BAD IDEAS"
9:49 PM - Higeki Hiro: drive me closer so I can hit them with my sword
9:49 PM - Entropy: my turn
9:49 PM - Entropy: how many are there?
9:49 PM - Entropy: only two?
9:49 PM - Gayme Masster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svFdT9XXAGQ moosic
9:49 PM - John Edsworth: "Well dammit. That was fun."
9:49 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
9:49 PM - Gayme Masster: there's six guys in total
9:50 PM - Entropy: and how heavily armored are they
9:50 PM - Gayme Masster: they're just low-rate goons
9:50 PM - Entropy: also how close are they to eachother
9:50 PM - Entropy: and where is brick in relation to them
9:50 PM - Gayme Masster: also I'd like to mention that you're about to hang out of window with your magnum and take out some putos
9:50 PM - Entropy: because this can go one of two ways
9:50 PM - Entropy: I can throw a grenade, or shoot 4 of them
9:50 PM - Gayme Masster: no, you won't hit Brick if you use the shotgun
9:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7JkODZGSC4&list=FLDAhE1vcJasvZmoNw1Y2c_A&index=24
9:50 PM - Gayme Masster: oh, that
9:51 PM - Entropy: would the shotgun shell have a chance of hitting more than one?
9:51 PM - Gayme Masster: well, you can nade them too I guess but that doesn't reference Cypress Hill so it's a clearly inferior option
9:51 PM - Gayme Masster: well, refer to the shotgun rules
9:51 PM - Entropy: you're gm you do that :v
9:51 PM - Entropy: I'
9:51 PM - Entropy: I'll just roll 4 times
9:51 PM - Entropy: once for the shell
9:51 PM - Entropy: c:
9:51 PM - Gayme Masster: alrighty
9:51 PM - Gayme Masster: go ahead
9:52 PM - Entropy: 18 ; 25 ; 24 ; 21
9:53 PM - Gayme Masster: Tool is slightly nodding his head to Cypress Hill blasting on the radio as he maneuvers the AV around, trying to not hit any parked cars.
9:53 PM - Gayme Masster: hm
9:53 PM - Gayme Masster: which one of these's for the shotgun?
9:53 PM - Gayme Masster: and how many guys are you targeting?
9:53 PM - Entropy: I'd like to say the 25 but that'd be cheap
9:53 PM - Entropy: I'm targeting one shot per goon
9:53 PM - Gayme Masster: alright
9:53 PM - Entropy: also the shotty shot was the last one
9:54 PM - Entropy: to further pepper any goons I down with the previous shots, or to send the others scattered even further
9:54 PM - Gayme Masster: alright
9:55 PM - Gayme Masster: As Tool performs what would be a slide had you been in a car, Entropy leans out of the window and pops off three quick shots, finishing with a shotgun blast like an exclamation point in a sentence.
9:55 PM - Gayme Masster: locations, damage c:
9:56 PM - Entropy: oh right
9:56 PM - Entropy: for location
9:56 PM - Entropy: repeat 4 1D10 => 9 ; 4 ; 5 ; 1
9:56 PM - Entropy: gotta look up the damage on this thing
9:56 PM - Gayme Masster: dayuum that's a headshot in there
9:56 PM - Gayme Masster: 5d6
9:56 PM - Gayme Masster: is the damage
9:56 PM - Entropy: whoop
9:56 PM - Gayme Masster: as for the shotgun, it's 3d6
9:56 PM - Entropy: repeat 3 5D6 => 18 ; 13 ; 14
9:56 PM - Gayme Masster: unless you were using different ammo
9:57 PM - Entropy: 3D6 => 11
9:57 PM - Entropy: I'll make this simple and say nah
9:57 PM - Entropy: wish I was using thermite in that baby tho
9:58 PM - Gayme Masster: Three low-rate enforcer goons get their bodies ripped apart by heavy .41 slugs. They're not a Menace To Society anymore.
9:58 PM - Bruce Brynes: are they jsut boys in tha hood?
9:58 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Wait
9:58 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: So I dont get to punch anything
9:58 PM - Bruce Brynes: Drinkin' their Juice?
9:58 PM - Entropy: "Perhaps if your gun was not solid gold, it would be easier to weild."
9:58 PM - Entropy: I vote we let Ryan punch the rest
9:59 PM - Gayme Masster: The forth one gets half his face ripped to bloody shreds by a blast of 16ga buckshot. His body slides down the side of the car he was taking cover behind.
9:59 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah
9:59 PM - Gayme Masster: go ahead
9:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: I once though that menace to society was like
9:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: bad boyz or something
9:59 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Right, so two are left?
9:59 PM - Gayme Masster: and describe how hard you punch them
9:59 PM - Gayme Masster: yep
9:59 PM - Gayme Masster: behind one car
9:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: the cover literally has Menace II Society
9:59 PM - Higeki Hiro: like what the fuck
9:59 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Okay, out of the two, who's smaller? Height and weight wise
9:59 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: I have an idea
10:00 PM - Gayme Masster: they're both relatively buff, though in a gym freak way rather than a really strong weightlifter way.
10:00 PM - Entropy: do they even lift?
10:00 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Well, in that case, I'll run up, grab the closest one
10:00 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: And throw him as far away as I can
10:00 PM - Gayme Masster: One's wearing a cheap suit, the other a leather jacket and a ripped t-shirt underneath.
10:00 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Like, full effort, I don't care if my muscles explode
10:01 PM - Gayme Masster: You grab the 80s reject by the throat, and toss him aside like a ragdoll.
10:01 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Not toss
10:01 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: THROW
10:01 PM - Gayme Masster: He tumbles on the concrete, finally falling into a ditch.
10:01 PM - Higeki Hiro: o?
10:01 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Like, into the next area code throw
10:01 PM - Gayme Masster: toss him aside sounds way cooler
10:02 PM - Higeki Hiro: thats waay to much
10:02 PM - Entropy: but
10:02 PM - Entropy: you need
10:02 PM - Entropy: to let Brick
10:02 PM - Entropy: do his thing
10:02 PM - Entropy: he knows what he's doing
10:02 PM - Entropy: trust me
10:02 PM - Entropy: I helped create him
10:02 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Exactly, I literally broke damage resistance scaling in the Fallout RPG :V
10:02 PM - Gayme Masster: As he lands, his head has a close encounter of the third kind with a wayward stone, turning his skull into something that's sort of skully but crumbled I dunno I'm outta similes
10:02 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: And had something like 450 damage per turn, when your average enemy maxed at 50 tops
10:03 PM - Gayme Masster: alright, whatever, you're killing these guys no matter what
10:03 PM - Gayme Masster: what do you do to the suit guy
10:03 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: His punches did so much damage, armor didn't even matter :V
10:03 PM - Gayme Masster: suited I mean
10:03 PM - Entropy: let the Brick Brick like a Brick can Brick
10:03 PM - Gayme Masster: you could say he's...
10:03 PM - Gayme Masster: insane in the membrane
10:03 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Take a running start and throw a haymaker into his face
10:03 PM - Gayme Masster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw
10:04 PM - Gayme Masster: I love how Cypress Hill only sing about weed and mexican gangs
10:04 PM - Gayme Masster: well, rap
10:05 PM - Gayme Masster: Brick charges the remaining hapless enforcer, tosses his shotgun aside, and turns his jawbone into a shattered mess with an out-of-this-world haymaker.
10:06 PM - Gayme Masster: The body flies backwards a couple of meters before crashing into the ground, kicking up a small cloud of dust.
10:06 PM - Gayme Masster: goddamn now that I'm listening to Cypress Hill I'm not gonna stop until I finish the entire album
10:06 PM - Gayme Masster: yo
10:06 PM - Gayme Masster: guys
10:06 PM - Gayme Masster: is anyone even here
10:06 PM - Gayme Masster: hel-loo?
10:06 PM - Bruce Brynes: hi
10:06 PM - Entropy: hi
10:06 PM - Entropy: I reload as Toolie lands the AV
10:06 PM - Higeki Hiro: hi
10:07 PM - Entropy: I was waiting for you to finish describing the goon's timely Bricking
10:07 PM - Gayme Masster: Tool puts his AV down next to the hangar.
10:07 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Ello
10:07 PM - Gayme Masster: what about Data
10:07 PM - Gayme Masster: Data wake up
10:07 PM - Gayme Masster: wake up data
10:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: ded
10:08 PM - Higeki Hiro: straight up
10:08 PM - Entropy: I exit the AV, carrying a bundle wrapped in a sheet
10:08 PM - John Edsworth: huh
10:08 PM - John Edsworth: oh
10:08 PM - John Edsworth: hi
10:08 PM - Entropy: I address Brick. "I take it you are the pilot, then."
10:08 PM - Gayme Masster: (psst: you are)
10:08 PM - Entropy: I will address my unidentified bundle in a moment, by the way
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: wat
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: entropy
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: the pilot
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: rip
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: mass rippage
10:09 PM - Entropy: no you dunce
10:09 PM - Entropy: Brick is
10:09 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: "I SHALL FLY YOU WHEREVER YOU NEED COMRADE!"
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: 10:09 PM - Gayme Masster: (psst: you are)
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: then what does that mean?
10:09 PM - Gayme Masster: that was directed at Ryan
10:09 PM - Entropy: I toss the bundle at Brick, and it unravels, revealing a solid bar of gold.
10:09 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
10:09 PM - Gayme Masster: 'cause he wasn't answering
10:09 PM - Entropy: "Payment. Take us to Miami."
10:10 PM - Gayme Masster: ~the invisible hand of the free market demands his hel~
10:10 PM - Gayme Masster: *help
10:10 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Brick's drug fueled eyes light up, he's going to be loose in Cocaine city with a bar of gold, time to cancel his plans for a month "DEAL!"
10:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: "........."
10:11 PM - Entropy: "I will take that as a yes."
10:11 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Why me"
10:11 PM - Entropy: whoops
10:11 PM - Entropy: didn't notice the big "DEAL" at the end
10:12 PM - Gayme Masster: "Alright, guys, let's load up these guns." says Tool.
10:12 PM - Entropy: I thought he was just staring at the gold :v
10:12 PM - Gayme Masster: alright, which gear are you taking for your Miami trip?
10:12 PM - Entropy: all of it
10:12 PM - Entropy: c:
10:12 PM - Gayme Masster: I mean you can't take everything
10:12 PM - Entropy:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
10:12 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
10:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: hhhmmm
10:12 PM - Entropy: boo
10:12 PM - Entropy: 0/10
10:12 PM - Gayme Masster: you've got the MK19
10:12 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Im on the plane, doing, Brick things
10:12 PM - Gayme Masster: 'cause it's on the van
10:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: I lost track of all the shit you gave me
10:13 PM - Gayme Masster: and the M60
10:13 PM - Gayme Masster: 'cause it's also on the van
10:13 PM - Entropy: I got me LeMatt, plenty of ammo, and at least 4 grenades of each
10:13 PM - Entropy: also my other gun too
10:13 PM - Gayme Masster: well you can choose from a buttload of various assault rifles, grenades, rocket launchers and so on
10:13 PM - Entropy: but it isn't a LeMatt so it's less important
10:13 PM - Entropy: Someone take the auto grenade launcher off the AV
10:13 PM - Gayme Masster: you're taking the AV too, aren't you?
10:14 PM - Entropy: we can?
10:14 PM - Gayme Masster: well you're taking a cargo plane
10:14 PM - Entropy: ah
10:14 PM - Entropy: then why are we unloading the AV
10:14 PM - Gayme Masster: the sky's the limit, pun not intended
10:14 PM - Entropy: to put things in the plane
10:14 PM - Entropy: that the AV is going in
10:14 PM - Gayme Masster: I dunno
10:15 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
10:15 PM - Entropy: :v
10:15 PM - Gayme Masster: I'm kinda sleepy at the moment :v
10:15 PM - Entropy: then we'll just pull the AV into the plane
10:15 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah alright
10:15 PM - Gayme Masster: Tool slowly maneuvers the AV onboard the old milsurp Hercules cargo plane.
10:16 PM - John Edsworth: what are we doing
10:16 PM - Entropy: going to Miami
10:16 PM - Gayme Masster: yep
10:16 PM - Entropy: after having given Brick a bar of solid gold
10:16 PM - Gayme Masster: also, as for the plane, imagine thishttp://www.unuudur.com/wp-content/uploads/C-130J_Super_Hercules_USAF.jpg but a whole lot more shittily maintained and with chipping paint
10:17 PM - Gayme Masster: and no, it's not the AC
10:17 PM - Entropy: 10:16 PM - Entropy: if you've ever wondered what a REAL LIVE POLE looks like
10:16 PM - Entropy: https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/388821_213706448714967_1361091505_n.jpg
7:17 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Wait is that actually him
10:16 PM - Entropy: yep
7:17 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: That looks like Ghengis Khan's whimpy brother
7:17 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Ghengis Khant
10:16 PM - Entropy: :V
10:17 PM - Gayme Masster: I'll have you know you look wimpier than me, Ryan!
10:17 PM - Entropy: I'm sorry
10:17 PM - Entropy: but that is entirely relevant
10:17 PM - Gayme Masster: at least I don't have a neckbeard going on
10:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
10:18 PM - Entropy: :/\
10:18 PM - Gayme Masster: also I think it's time for an intermission
10:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: the wimpiest battle since never
10:18 PM - Gayme Masster: post your faces y'all
10:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: Wow
10:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: Ciaster is adorable
10:18 PM - Gayme Masster: thanks
10:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
10:18 PM - Entropy: 7:18 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Ghengis Khan raped and murdered millions
7:18 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Ghengis Khant just spent his afternoon helping his mom clean the castle, or whatever the fuck midevil warlords lived in
10:18 PM - Gayme Masster: I did say I had serious baby face going on, didn't I?
10:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
10:19 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
10:19 PM - Entropy: grow some facial hair
10:19 PM - Entropy: or are poles incapable of that
10:19 PM - Gayme Masster: I'm trying ok
10:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
10:19 PM - Gayme Masster: we're very capable
10:19 PM - Higeki Hiro: some people just can't
10:19 PM - Gayme Masster: our mustaches are pretty legendary
10:19 PM - Bruce Brynes: it's more radical extremes
10:19 PM - Higeki Hiro: my friend it like
10:19 PM - Higeki Hiro: 4'6 or some shit
10:20 PM - Gayme Masster: I'm just trying to grow a respectable beard, not some neckbeard shit
10:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: and can't grow the slightest of mustache
10:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: I have no facial hair
10:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: like
10:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: at all
10:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: it's all on my head
10:20 PM - Entropy: whoa hold on ciaster
10:20 PM - Entropy: you call that
10:20 PM - Entropy: trying to grow a beard?
10:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: old pic
10:20 PM - Higeki Hiro: pleb
10:20 PM - Gayme Masster: dude look at the timestamp
10:20 PM - Gayme Masster: that was two years ago
10:20 PM - Entropy: oh hey there's a timestamp
10:20 PM - Gayme Masster: I was like Data age by then
10:20 PM - John Edsworth: >caring about bearddom
10:20 PM - Bruce Brynes: so you're like
10:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: junior
10:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: 16-17
10:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: how old is data?
10:21 PM - Entropy: WEE LITTLE BABES, THE LOT O YE
10:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: Data and I are feshmen
10:21 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
10:21 PM - Entropy: WEEEE LITTLE BABES
10:21 PM - Gayme Masster: 17, gonna turn 18 in January
10:21 PM - Gayme Masster: finally, I'll be able to legally buy myself a good beer
10:21 PM - Gayme Masster: two things Poland's got going for it over 'murika
10:21 PM - Bruce Brynes: jan b-days for the win
10:22 PM - Entropy: My bday is in december
10:22 PM - John Edsworth: july
10:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: feb.
10:22 PM - Entropy: BREAK OVER TIME TO SHOOT THINGS IN MIAMI
10:22 PM - Entropy: pls
10:22 PM - Bruce Brynes: nah
10:22 PM - Higeki Hiro: aaah
10:22 PM - Entropy: booo
10:22 PM - Entropy: ur all pleebs
10:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: I dunno why we took a break
10:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: im eating chips and dip
10:23 PM - Gayme Masster: 04:18 - Gayme Masster: post your faces y'all
10:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: o
10:23 PM - Entropy: cause Ciaster wanted to go into hibernation
10:23 PM - Gayme Masster: also I totally missed 4:20 :(
10:23 PM - Gayme Masster: it's the funniest hour
10:23 PM - Gayme Masster: no, I didn't?
10:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
10:23 PM - Entropy: god dammit now I need to go find an old picture of me
10:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: c'mon Wing/Appy/Caleb
10:23 PM - Gayme Masster: I'm sorry I'm just easily amused by funny numbers
10:23 PM - Bruce Brynes: you know you want to
10:23 PM - Gayme Masster: at least I got over 69
10:23 PM - Higeki Hiro: I legit don't have any pictures of me
10:23 PM - Gayme Masster: what, not even on Facebook?
10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: I avoid cameras like its the devil
10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
10:24 PM - Entropy: nigga I'm lookin chill yo dick
10:24 PM - Gayme Masster: just snap a selfie or something
10:24 PM - Gayme Masster: we won't judge, it's Saturday
10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: this has forever been my facebook
10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://i.imgur.com/eTxj4Ge.jpg
10:24 PM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
10:24 PM - Higeki Hiro: i ain't snapping selfies when my bro is right here
10:25 PM - Gayme Masster: go to the bathroom then
10:25 PM - Gayme Masster: grow some baallllllls mang
10:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
10:25 PM - John Edsworth: i would but lolno'
10:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: I'll get it by next week
10:25 PM - Gayme Masster: pussies, the lot of ya
10:25 PM - John Edsworth: i need to get the red mail and beat the final boss
10:25 PM - Gayme Masster: c'mon at least you Data
10:25 PM - Higeki Hiro: just don't feel like it right now
10:25 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Oh, are we talking about Ciaster's picture
10:25 PM - Entropy: nigga don't be gettin on my case
10:26 PM - John Edsworth: nah im too lazy
10:26 PM - Entropy: I'm lookin for a fookin pic
10:26 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
10:26 PM - John Edsworth: im beating a link between worlds
10:26 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: My thoughts on the subject
10:26 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Entropy: if you've ever wondered what a REAL LIVE POLE looks like
Entropy: https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/388821_213706448714967_1361091505_n.jpg
Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Wait is that actually him
Entropy: yep
Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: That looks like Ghengis Khan's whimpy brother
Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Ghengis Khant
10:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: back. Did I miss any pics?
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10:26 PM - Gayme Masster: already posted
10:26 PM - Gayme Masster: am I still offline or
10:26 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: FUCK
10:26 PM - Entropy: nope
10:26 PM - Bruce Brynes: hi
10:26 PM - Higeki Hiro: what
10:26 PM - Gayme Masster: why'd that even pop up
10:26 PM - Gayme Masster: Steam's weird
10:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: Anyway, like I said- did Dan/Caleb/Wing stop being homolords?
10:27 PM - Gayme Masster: nope
10:27 PM - Entropy: go suck a dick I don't have any pics on my computer
10:27 PM - Gayme Masster: Dan's apparently looking for his photos
10:27 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
10:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: take one
10:27 PM - Entropy: you can wait until the fuckin sun is up for me to take another
10:27 PM - Gayme Masster: oh c'mon you do have a phone with a camera
10:27 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: If y'all wanna see my face, I may oblige, I think the Mekton group saw it when Roll 20 turned my webcam on :V
10:27 PM - Gayme Masster: we have
10:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
10:27 PM - Entropy: I already showed them all :V
10:27 PM - Bruce Brynes: it was 2funny
10:27 PM - Gayme Masster: believe you me, we have
10:27 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Fuckin Dan
10:27 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Wait
10:27 PM - Entropy:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
10:27 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Why do you have a picture of my face saved
10:27 PM - Gayme Masster: you've got a funny face, Ryan ;v
10:27 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
10:28 PM - Gayme Masster: that wasn't supposed to be a winky face
10:28 PM - Gayme Masster: abort
10:28 PM - Gayme Masster: abort
10:28 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: SERIOUS QUESTION HERE
10:28 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: ALSO GOD DAMNIT CIASTER
10:28 PM - Entropy: so I could show them
10:28 PM - Entropy: your face
10:28 PM - Bruce Brynes: dan 1 ryan 0
10:28 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Which picture of me, from Roll 20?
10:28 PM - Gayme Masster: honestly I don't care about people seeing my polemug
10:28 PM - Entropy: aye
10:28 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah that was the one I think
10:28 PM - Gayme Masster: http://i.imgur.com/XkqEpTP.png
10:28 PM - Entropy: I couldn't not show them
10:28 PM - Gayme Masster: you look high as fuck
10:28 PM - Entropy: look at it man
10:29 PM - Entropy: it's fuckin hilarious
10:29 PM - Gayme Masster: seriously
10:29 PM - Entropy: how could I not show them that
10:29 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Actually
10:29 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: This is from Tuesday night right?
10:29 PM - Entropy: think so
10:29 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: If so, yes, yes I am
10:29 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: It was the first night of break and I celebrated a bit :V
10:29 PM - Gayme Masster: that explains so much
10:30 PM - Entropy: AHA
10:30 PM - Gayme Masster: oh yeah and by the way I wear the hat in my photo on a daily basis now that it's gotten cold
10:30 PM - Entropy: I FOUND AN OLD PIC OF ME
10:30 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
10:30 PM - Entropy: FROM LIKE 6 YEARS AGO
10:30 PM - Entropy: OR MAYBE IT WAS 8
10:30 PM - Gayme Masster: minidan
10:30 PM - Gayme Masster: post eet
10:30 PM - John Edsworth: argh, i dont know how to get this fucking red mail
10:30 PM - Entropy: I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I REMEMBER THE HAT I WAS WEARING
10:30 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Dan, I have been high for like, a solid 50% of the games I GM :V
10:30 PM - Bruce Brynes: minivan
10:30 PM - Entropy: rip in piece hat
10:30 PM - Gayme Masster: that'd explain all the drink breaks
10:31 PM - Entropy: me -8 years
10:31 PM - Entropy: http://i.imgur.com/lGMKy8u.jpg
10:31 PM - Gayme Masster: and snack breaks
10:31 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Usually turn into snack breaks, and I spend like 10-15 minutes raiding the fridge
10:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: wow
10:31 PM - Gayme Masster: nice hat
10:31 PM - Entropy: I'll get you impatient plebs a newer pic tomorrow
10:31 PM - Bruce Brynes: you're really boring
10:31 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: DAN WHERES THE TOP HALF OF YOUR HEAD
10:31 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: WHERE DID IT GO
10:31 PM - Gayme Masster: 10/10 vietnam vet
10:31 PM - Entropy: UNDER THE HAT YOU SHIT
10:31 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: WHAT HAT
10:31 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: WHERED IT GO
10:31 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: JESUS SEE A DOCTOR
10:31 PM - John Edsworth: fuck yeah, i got the red mail!
10:31 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah it blends so well doesn't it
10:31 PM - Gayme Masster: must be the camo
10:31 PM - Entropy: OH GOD ITS A GHOST PIC MY HEAD
10:32 PM - Entropy: AM I DEAD
10:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: bakc
10:32 PM - Higeki Hiro: what happened
10:32 PM - Gayme Masster: I'm probably gonna have to add you fuckers on facebook now won't I
10:32 PM - John Edsworth: time to go kick the final boss's shit in
10:32 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: But yes, most of the dumb moments in past games (Fallout RPG for the most part) are because two things
10:32 PM - Entropy: I need to show you guys my supercool newface
10:32 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: One, I didnt write that far ahead
10:32 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Two, I would have to ad lib things while baked
10:32 PM - Entropy: that isn't 8 years young
10:33 PM - Gayme Masster: man I'm never baked and my improv is nearly as dumb
10:33 PM - Gayme Masster: doesn't say anything good about me, probably
10:33 PM - Entropy: I'm never baked and my improv is top notch
10:33 PM - Entropy: suk it
10:33 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: I am better GM than you
10:33 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: 420/10 would blaze
10:34 PM - Entropy: um no you're just GMing a cooler system than Fallout
10:34 PM - Entropy: so you just THINK your a better GM
10:34 PM - Entropy: Just you wait until magical girls
10:34 PM - Gayme Masster: and now it's turned into a gm-off
10:34 PM - Gayme Masster: chill n1gg@s
10:34 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: OH YOU SAY THAT AND YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN THE COOLEST SHIT I HAVE PLANNED
10:34 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: (Which includes a boss, that terrifies Brick)
10:34 PM - Entropy: Also guys, I'd like to point this out now
10:35 PM - John Edsworth: guys
10:35 PM - John Edsworth: this game makes me cry
10:35 PM - John Edsworth: its the best zelda ever
10:35 PM - John Edsworth: i dont even give a shit
10:35 PM - Gayme Masster: so emotional
10:35 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Also ahaha, in that picture I sorta look like a younger, stoner Jontron
10:35 PM - Entropy: In Mekton, a giant mecha octopus thing crawled out of the desert sand and dragged a fuckhuge crashed spaceship of ours down with it
10:35 PM - Entropy: it was something even Brick was too terrified to chase
10:35 PM - Entropy: so we went after it
10:35 PM - Entropy: well, we minus Brick
10:36 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: The whole brick thing was supposed to be like, a warning not to do it :V
10:36 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Don't be surprised if a TPK happens if you fuck up here
10:36 PM - Entropy: you literally made it seem like we were SUPPOSED to do it
10:36 PM - Gayme Masster: well now you know
10:36 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: You needed to do it to advance the main plot, JUST NOT RIGHT AWAY
10:36 PM - Gayme Masster: never warn these people not to do something
10:36 PM - Entropy: I mean, it took our fucking ship, with people still on it, we were told it would absorb the damn thing, so that added a time element to it
10:36 PM - Gayme Masster: 'cause they totally iwll
10:36 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: I'd be like if Harry saw that snake talking to him and was like
10:36 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: "OI, IMMA FUCKIN WRECK YOU M8"
10:36 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: And then killed it
10:37 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Instead of being a whiny little shit about Voldemort
10:37 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: I dont even remember, havent read the books in years
10:37 PM - Gayme Masster disconnected.
10:37 PM - Entropy: it was the only real option we had, since Brick's explaination of where he'd go since he wasn't following us was "not that way"
10:37 PM - Entropy: where the fuck else where we supposed to go
10:37 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Well, he's sorta a wanted criminal, not going to wander into town :V
10:37 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Also explore
10:37 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: YOU KNOW
10:37 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: GO ANYWHERE BUT THERE
10:38 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Then again, this might end up amazing
10:38 PM - Entropy: THAT ISN'T REALLY WHAT WOULD BE IN THE CHARACTERS' MINDS WHEN THEY SAW EVERYONE THEY KNOW IS STILL ALIVE GET DRAGGED UNDER THE SAND
10:38 PM - Gayme Masster entered chat.
10:38 PM - John Edsworth: aw
10:38 PM - John Edsworth: hell
10:38 PM - John Edsworth: naw
10:38 PM - John Edsworth: bitch takin my gems
10:38 PM - Gayme Masster: missed anything?
10:38 PM - John Edsworth: time to lay the fuckin smackdown on this ho
10:38 PM - Higeki Hiro: nope
10:38 PM - Entropy: me and Ryan yelling at each other
10:38 PM - Gayme Masster: doesn't appear so
10:38 PM - Entropy: :V
10:38 PM - John Edsworth: lorule my ass, its time to KILL a nigga
10:39 PM - Gayme Masster: I'll just pretend y'all were fucking around while on the plane
10:39 PM - Entropy: oh hey we're back on gametime?
10:39 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Right, well, still didn't force you to go 'lol we got this' but it'll be funny to watch
10:39 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Yup
10:39 PM - Gayme Masster: sort of I guess
10:39 PM - Gayme Masster: I mean if you want more bullshit time it's fine by me :v
10:39 PM - Bruce Brynes: hhmm
10:39 PM - Bruce Brynes: also
10:39 PM - Bruce Brynes: Melting
10:39 PM - Bruce Brynes: why did you name him John
10:40 PM - Gayme Masster: but if not, it's time for me to severely rip off miami vice and also some planning
10:40 PM - Entropy: I got no need for bullshit time
10:40 PM - Entropy: I want to bullshoot things
10:40 PM - Entropy: that was awful
10:41 PM - Gayme Masster: *something about Entropy being bullshit*
10:41 PM - Gayme Masster: seriously nig u op
10:41 PM - Entropy: fuk u entropy is coo
10:41 PM - Entropy: me
10:41 PM - Entropy: op
10:41 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: -15 IP for being shit at jokes
10:41 PM - Entropy: I'm the least combat op character here
10:41 PM - Gayme Masster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yERFv6LxzHQ
10:41 PM - Entropy: well except John
10:41 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: And yes, I just cross nerfed you :V
10:41 PM - Entropy: but he's like, a pleb
10:41 PM - John Edsworth: >mfw this is this easy
10:41 PM - Entropy: with a salamamder
10:42 PM - Entropy: I'll be the salamander has more REF than he does
10:42 PM - Gayme Masster: After a long flight, the plane starts to slowly descend over the city of Miami.
10:42 PM - Bruce Brynes: Bruce Brynes: hhmm
Bruce Brynes: also
Bruce Brynes: Melting
Bruce Brynes: why did you name him John
10:42 PM - Entropy: it's a very common name
10:42 PM - John Edsworth: iunno
10:42 PM - Entropy: not everyone and everything named John relates to your Johns
10:42 PM - Entropy: fukken rekt m8
10:43 PM - Gayme Masster: Shiny and glitzy on the outside, seedy and dirty on the inside, Miami is the very definition of a 2020 american city. And you're about to land straight in the middle of its shady deals and arcane politics.
10:43 PM - John Edsworth: take that you piece of shit
10:43 PM - Entropy: with a lot of gold
10:43 PM - Gayme Masster: You can faintly hear Brick chattering over the headset with the air control.
10:43 PM - Entropy: and guns
10:43 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Looks worse than Night City"
10:43 PM - Entropy: and Brick
10:43 PM - Bruce Brynes: "Watch it, Hiro"
10:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: "Did I say something wrong?"
10:44 PM - Higeki Hiro: "English not my first language"
10:44 PM - Entropy: lol brick talking to ATC
10:44 PM - Entropy: he'd just land somewhere
10:44 PM - Entropy: probably a street
10:44 PM - Gayme Masster: nah you're supposed to meet on Miami Intl
10:44 PM - Gayme Masster: with the vice cops
10:44 PM - John Edsworth: oh no
10:44 PM - John Edsworth: nooo
10:44 PM - Entropy: he's got a bar of gold in his pocket and soon to be cocaine up his nose
10:45 PM - Gayme Masster: well you'll leave him on the plane :v
10:45 PM - Entropy: he's not our problem after that :V
10:45 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: "THIS IS AIR COMRADE, WE THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH US, AND FOR THAT, TODAY I WILL LAND ON AN ACTUAL RUNWAY. EXITS ARE WHERE THE HOLES ARE, AND DONT LEAVE SHIT BEHIND."
10:45 PM - Higeki Hiro: jettisons cargo*
10:45 PM - Entropy: and us :v
10:45 PM - Entropy: as he flies to the nearest drug dealer
10:46 PM - Gayme Masster: The A-130 makes a rough landing on the Miami International Airport strip, the wheels squeeking as they hit the tarmac.
10:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: c-130J bitch
10:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: get it ryte
10:46 PM - Gayme Masster: The plane slows down, and eventually ends up taxiing to a private hangar.
10:46 PM - Gayme Masster: whatever I'm not good at planes
10:46 PM - Gayme Masster: the C-130 is literally the only cargo plane I remember off the top of my head
10:46 PM - Higeki Hiro: i just play lodes of armor
10:47 PM - Higeki Hiro: arma*
10:47 PM - Gayme Masster: and that's probably only thanks to its armed version :v
10:47 PM - Entropy: "Your services are appreciated, pilot. You were available on quite short notice, which was convenient for us."
10:47 PM - John Edsworth: ahaha take that you pig cunt
10:47 PM - Gayme Masster: wow
10:47 PM - Gayme Masster: rude
10:47 PM - Gayme Masster: seriously that was a mite uncalled for
10:47 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
10:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: what
10:48 PM - Entropy: what
10:48 PM - Gayme Masster: 04:48 - John Edsworth: ahaha take that you pig cunt
10:48 PM - Gayme Masster: unless it's something I'm not getting
10:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: I don't get it
10:48 PM - Gayme Masster: like always
10:48 PM - Entropy: I was hoping someone else would say "what" too :c
10:48 PM - Higeki Hiro: I don't understand emotions
10:49 PM - Gayme Masster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6eaarU7b2c
10:49 PM - Entropy: Wing you're worse than Kyubey
10:49 PM - Entropy: I bet you experiemenet with magical little girls and their souls
10:49 PM - Higeki Hiro: kyubey?
10:49 PM - Entropy: 1 sec
10:49 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh god
10:49 PM - Higeki Hiro: is this like chris chan levels of weird?
10:50 PM - Entropy: http://i.imgur.com/OWm8vJm.png
10:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: ewot?
10:50 PM - Gayme Masster: I think it's some anime
10:50 PM - Entropy: yes
10:50 PM - Entropy: yes it is
10:50 PM - Higeki Hiro: fuckin weebs
10:50 PM - Entropy: Ryan and Data are familiar with it c:
10:50 PM - Entropy: so anyway we landed in Miami
10:51 PM - Gayme Masster: You part ways, Brick getting ready to experience the wonders of the magic city of Miami, Tool and Hiro staying in the AV ready to follow the rest, and Bruce, Entropy and John doing a slow-mo, badass walk appearance in the airport lobby.
10:51 PM - Gayme Masster: Do airports have lobbies? whatever you know what I mean :v
10:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: ye
10:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: I think?
10:51 PM - Higeki Hiro: it sounds right
10:51 PM - Gayme Masster: I'm a shut-in pole I've never been on a plane so :v
10:52 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Its called a terminal
10:52 PM - Entropy: are the cops just gonna be standing there with little white signs that say "Entropy" and looking around the crowds? :v
10:52 PM - Gayme Masster: nah, it's you looking for them
10:52 PM - Entropy: boo
10:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1329771&p=43032273#post43032273
10:52 PM - Gayme Masster: Bruce and Entropy, roll Awareness/Notice
10:52 PM - Higeki Hiro: holy fuck
10:52 PM - Entropy: nigga I got like 2 awareness I ain't gonna find shit
10:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: hhmmm
10:52 PM - Entropy: 11
10:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: ('From 1962, when John F Kennedy instituted PAL encoding on nuclear weapons, until 1977, the combination to fire the devastating missiles at the height of the Cold War was just 00000000.')
10:53 PM - Higeki Hiro: like what in the ungodly fuck
10:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: I got a 12
10:54 PM - Gayme Masster: Bruce spots two guys who look different, somehow.
10:54 PM - Entropy: well, think about it like this, Wing. If you were a codebreaker for some other country, and you "cracked" the codes to the US nuke launch button, and that was the code
10:54 PM - Gayme Masster: His cop instincts kick in.
10:54 PM - Entropy: would you think you were correct, or that you made a mistake?
10:54 PM - Higeki Hiro: I'd try it anyway?
10:55 PM - Gayme Masster: These must be the cops you're looking for.
10:55 PM - Entropy: how do you try a nuke launch code without launching the fuckin nukes
10:55 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah that
10:55 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
10:55 PM - Gayme Masster: I don't think you'd just try a code like that willy-nilly
10:55 PM - Gayme Masster: 'oh hey a code'
10:55 PM - Gayme Masster: 'hm what if it doesn't work?'
10:55 PM - Gayme Masster: 'imma try it out'
10:55 PM - Gayme Masster: 'whoops'
10:55 PM - John Edsworth: YES
10:55 PM - Entropy: 'there goes the neighborhood'
10:56 PM - Higeki Hiro: the world*
10:56 PM - John Edsworth: wow that was awesome
10:56 PM - Entropy: but the neighborhood sounds funnier
10:56 PM - Gayme Masster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz7gPlXCVU4
10:56 PM - Bruce Brynes disconnected.
10:56 PM - Gayme Masster: I'd ask Bruce 'what do you do'
10:56 PM - Gayme Masster: but yeah
10:56 PM - Gayme Masster: Entropy, you recognize these guys too
10:56 PM - Gayme Masster: at least you think so
10:56 PM - Gayme Masster: you probably should walk up to them and introduce yourselves
10:57 PM - Gayme Masster: or at least take a closer look at them
10:57 PM - Entropy: then I do just that
10:57 PM - Entropy: no beating around the bush
10:57 PM - Gayme Masster: the former, or the latter?
10:57 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
10:57 PM - Gayme Masster: alright
10:57 PM - Entropy: either they are or aren't the niggas, I go talk to them
10:57 PM - Gayme Masster: 04:57 - Gayme Masster: I'd ask Bruce 'what do you do'
04:57 - Gayme Masster: but yeah
04:57 - Gayme Masster: Entropy, you recognize these guys too
04:57 - Gayme Masster: at least you think so
04:57 - Gayme Masster: you probably should walk up to them and introduce yourselves
04:57 - Gayme Masster: or at least take a closer look at them
04:57 - Entropy: then I do just that
04:57 - Gayme Masster: the former, or the latter?
04:57 - Entropy: no beating around the bush
10:57 PM - Gayme Masster: Entropy, and the other two, walk up to the waiting guys.
10:58 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Welp, I assume Im no longer needed
10:58 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Im off to do something
10:58 PM - Entropy: rip in piece
10:58 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster: Maybe play Kerbal Space Program, or TF2
10:58 PM - Entropy: glorious comrade
10:58 PM - Brick XIII: God Damnit Ciaster left chat.
10:58 PM - Entropy: Brick needs more screentime
10:58 PM - Entropy: in more games
10:58 PM - Entropy: everywhere
10:58 PM - Higeki Hiro: eh
10:58 PM - John Edsworth: i
10:58 PM - John Edsworth: wow
10:58 PM - John Edsworth: this ending
10:59 PM - John Edsworth: jesus
10:59 PM - Entropy: we all seem very focused
10:59 PM - Gayme Masster: The one on the left is tall, tan, and has long-ish, sandy hair. He's wearing sunglasses and wearing a white suit.
10:59 PM - Entropy: white suit
10:59 PM - Entropy: very miami
11:00 PM - Gayme Masster: The other one looks a bit pudgy, but still pretty strong and somehow in shape. He's got a bit of a whitefro going on, and is wearing a terrible hawaii-ish shirt.
11:00 PM - Gayme Masster: Both look like they mean business.
11:00 PM - Gayme Masster: and yeah, I'm cribbing hardcore
11:00 PM - Entropy: I approach the group. "We're from Night City. I presume it is you that we are looking for."
11:00 PM - Gayme Masster: http://farawayfarer.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/sonny1.jpg
11:01 PM - Gayme Masster: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123091033/miamivice/images/8/80/Switek.jpg
11:01 PM - Gayme Masster: The tall guy takes off his glasses.
11:01 PM - Gayme Masster: "So, it's you we'll be workin' with, right?"
11:02 PM - Entropy: "Correct."
11:02 PM - Gayme Masster: "Musicians. What's next, Stan, movie stars?"
11:03 PM - Entropy: "Being a musician means I have the dexterity required to make fine-tuned shots."
11:03 PM - Entropy: "And I do just that."
11:03 PM - Gayme Masster: "But hell, the commisioner's word is god, and we've got word that we're supposed to aid you with anythin' we've got, so... welcome to Miami, I guess."
11:03 PM - Gayme Masster: He extends his hand - to Bruce.
11:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: I shake it
11:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: "miami. I've heard good things"
11:03 PM - Entropy: Entropy does not extend a hand
11:03 PM - Gayme Masster: "You must be the Night City blues, out on a little vacation."
11:03 PM - Bruce Brynes: "I asume they're all bullcrap?"
11:04 PM - Bruce Brynes: I say jokingly
11:04 PM - Gayme Masster: "Well, I can't speak for the department, but the city ain't what it's cracked up to be."
11:04 PM - Entropy: "It seems more like it's what it's coked up to be,"
11:04 PM - Gayme Masster: "Unless you're here for the drugs, the sleaze, and the sunshine. In which case, yeah, you'll get what you're lookin' for."
11:04 PM - Bruce Brynes: '......pppffffTTCCCHHHH HAHAHAH"
11:05 PM - Gayme Masster: "Let's walk and talk, our car's in the parking lot."
11:05 PM - Bruce Brynes: "God DAMN it Entropy"
11:05 PM - Entropy: Entropy's face remains emotionless and edgy but, for some reason, you feel like the glare reflecting off his mirrorshades reveals some hint of a smile
11:05 PM - Gayme Masster: The pudgier cop shoots Entropy an amused glance, but says nothing.
11:06 PM - Entropy: gotta be edgy aboot it
11:06 PM - Gayme Masster: "Alright, ladies, let's get crackin'" he exclaims joyously.
11:07 PM - Entropy: I follow them
11:07 PM - Entropy: edgily
11:07 PM - Entropy: as edgily as one can follow another
11:07 PM - Gayme Masster: "You know, I never knew I'd ever get to say that, but I'm kinda glad you're here. Richards has been a thorn in our side for years now."
11:07 PM - Gayme Masster: That was the tall
11:07 PM - Gayme Masster: ah fuck it
11:07 PM - Gayme Masster: that was Sonny speaking by the way
11:08 PM - Entropy: do what Ryan does and put the character speasking's inital before the dialogue
11:08 PM - Gayme Masster: I'm physically incapable of not ripping the characters from the show
11:08 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
11:08 PM - Gayme Masster: pretty sure it left an imprint in my psyche
11:08 PM - Gayme Masster: that could work
11:08 PM - Gayme Masster: hope I don't run outta initials
11:10 PM - Gayme Masster: You exchange info as you're leisurely walking to the parking lot - neither side seems to know something the other doesn't.
11:10 PM - Gayme Masster: About Richards, at least - they're very well versed in the local drug scene, which is pretty obvious seeing as they're undercover cops and they're still alive.
11:12 PM - Gayme Masster: You pile into their big old landbarge roadster, and head to what the cops refer to as the safehouse. Before you leave, Entropy contacts Tool with the description of the car, letting him know who he has to follow.
11:12 PM - Bruce Brynes: dun dun duuuuun
11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: ?
11:13 PM - Gayme Masster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmOY6ek_Y4
11:13 PM - Gayme Masster: nah, it's just that you're split up
11:13 PM - John Edsworth: yes.
11:13 PM - Gayme Masster: and Tool obviously doesn't know the cops' car
11:13 PM - John Edsworth: hell yes.
11:13 PM - John Edsworth: hell fuckin yes.
11:13 PM - John Edsworth: i just beat this game without ever dying.
11:13 PM - Bruce Brynes: dman son
11:13 PM - Gayme Masster: aw I thought you were hell yessing at the link I posted
11:14 PM - Gayme Masster: which also happens to be what I think of when I think '80s'
11:14 PM - Gayme Masster: seriously that shit's beautiful
11:14 PM - Gayme Masster: classic synth at its finest
11:14 PM - John Edsworth: everyone here
11:14 PM - John Edsworth: get a 3ds
11:14 PM - John Edsworth: get link between worlds
11:14 PM - John Edsworth: i dont give a shit if youve never played zelda
11:15 PM - John Edsworth: its the best game
11:15 PM - John Edsworth: now if you'll excuse me im going to sit here crying over muh zeruda
11:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: :V
11:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: is it really that good
11:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: like legit?
11:15 PM - Gayme Masster: dude a 3ds costs 700 polebucks
11:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: I only cried at MGS3
11:15 PM - Gayme Masster: that's, like, a lot
11:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: and 4
11:15 PM - Entropy: lolpolebucks
11:15 PM - Higeki Hiro: and for the trailer of 5
11:15 PM - Entropy: is that like, monopoly money
11:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: oh god
11:16 PM - Gayme Masster: sort of
11:16 PM - Gayme Masster: :v
11:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: i got to watch MGSV trailer again
11:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: brb
11:16 PM - Gayme Masster: one $ is worth about 3 and a half polebucks
11:16 PM - Entropy: I'm pretty sure you guys have ADD
11:16 PM - Gayme Masster: yeah
11:16 PM - Higeki Hiro: its so fucking good
11:16 PM - Gayme Masster: so since y'all seem to be more engaged in watching MGSV trailers, let's cut it here
11:17 PM - Gayme Masster: I mean it is but yeah
11:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: bro
11:17 PM - Gayme Masster: and I know offtopic chat's the best but still
11:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: just joking :V
11:17 PM - Gayme Masster: and I don't particularly feel like going on today anyway :v
11:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: yeah
11:17 PM - Higeki Hiro: ah
11:17 PM - Gayme Masster: and I want to rewatch some miami vice now too
11:17 PM - Entropy: lemme guess what comes next
11:17 PM - Entropy: "dan, save the log"
11:17 PM - Bruce Brynes: yes
11:17 PM - Gayme Masster: hey, dan, could you save the log please?
11:17 PM - Entropy: I'm underappreciated around here
11:17 PM - John Edsworth: man
11:18 PM - John Edsworth: seriously
11:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: problem is chillin with you guys is p.sweet, but when it's over you nigga leave
11:18 PM - John Edsworth: all you niggas
11:18 PM - John Edsworth: 3ds
11:18 PM - John Edsworth: lbw
11:18 PM - John Edsworth: now
11:18 PM - Gayme Masster: also, preparation for the next session:
11:18 PM - Bruce Brynes: I have a 3ds
11:18 PM - Gayme Masster: photos of your ugly mugs
11:18 PM - Gayme Masster: and watch Miami Vice
11:18 PM - Entropy: nigga I always like, leave after everyone else does
11:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: usually because its 1
11:18 PM - Gayme Masster: like, at least the pilot
11:18 PM - Higeki Hiro: 12*