Marek messed up

16:55:03 Sri_Designer: nindustries what prey tell is an smc password?
16:55:12 nindustries: prey?
16:55:27 nindustries: It's your firmware password, so they can't reset your macos installation in Recovery
16:55:44 Sri_Designer: prey tell, pun on pray tell, dear prey, says local alpha predetor.
16:56:18 Sri_Designer: i don't think it is called smc password in nonnazi ningermany.
16:56:34 Sri_Designer: but you are welcome to inform me otherwise.
16:58:59 nindustries: firmware password is the official name I think
16:59:49 Sri_Designer: Firmware Password Utility.Apr 3, 2014 in /Application/Utilities
17:00:12 Sri_Designer: https://www.imore.com/how-set-your-macs-firmware-password-and-why-you-shouldnt
17:00:34 Sri_Designer: so, take this opportunity to reset it, homie.
17:03:23 Kartagis has left ("I'll be back...or not")
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17:09:28 Sri_Designer: nindustries lease to not be paranoid and complicate your life beyond pale.
17:09:30 nindustries: Yes, I was referring to your advice for resetting it
17:09:33 Sri_Designer: please
17:09:58 nindustries: Sri_Designer: I don't forget my password and I want to keep my laptop unuseable if it gets stolen
17:10:10 nindustries: so meh
17:26:11 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic if you're made of money, wipe the mac and donate it to goodwill, buy yourself a new used one on ebay.  problem solved, no work involved.
17:27:57 Sri_Designer: it's a 2011 imac for fuck sake.  there is such hting as emotional attachment to possessions, but let's steer the homie to enlightment.
17:28:19 Branes: Replacement is not the path to enlightenment, grasshopper.
17:28:39 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic don't listen to bearded lady.  get yourself a "new" 2015 and grow a pair.
17:35:07 Sri_Designer: nindustries your nazi world will rock with a somewhat improved keyboard.  the apple did not squander time on fixin this one slightly already.
17:35:32 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic but it is working.  and admit it, why do you need all tht speed.
17:35:46 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic to not have to fix a thing.
17:35:59 matkatmusic: now is not the time for trolling Sri_Designer
17:36:29 Sri_Designer: if you say so, humorles cunt.  i was just trying to steer you to enlightment.  we all have only so many toilets to unclog before we bust the gut.
17:37:54 nindustries: No need to get unfriendly, Sri_Designer
17:38:08 Sri_Designer: I am most affable, Herr Hitler
17:38:25 Sri_Designer: in Australia they call my humor ruddy.
17:38:28 Sri_Designer: ask Branes
17:38:33 nindustries: "humorles cunt"
17:38:38 Sri_Designer: you are right
17:38:43 Sri_Designer: it's HUMORLESS
17:38:45 Sri_Designer: two s
17:40:10 matkatmusic: he's quoting you, R-tard
17:40:42 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic I already admitted my shortcoming, breeder.
17:41:27 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic you know, good will is a store, but also a quantity in short suppy.  If you cross me, I will corrupt your son and he will grow up to be a subversive poet.
17:43:43 Branes: That said, baby comes first, and your now-under-way repair of Old Silverback is only going to cost you time.
17:43:54 Sri_Designer: time and nerves.
17:44:00 Sri_Designer: liable to slap at the wife.
17:44:10 Sri_Designer: all told, not worth the burning the wick on both ends.
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17:48:52 nindustries: RIp the laptop speakers I killed on my trusty old Dell XPS 13 when I removed the motherboard
17:49:00 nindustries: LOVED that laptop
17:49:31 Sri_Designer: nindustries if you had loved it, you'd not have murdered it.  Sweet Jesus, the teutonics are just too pickled in complexes to be human.
17:50:00 Sri_Designer: sigh
17:50:12 Sri_Designer: whatever makes you feel more torturer-like.
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17:51:03 Sri_Designer: 200 USD is 4 lebanese takeouts for me.
17:51:46 Sri_Designer: ofc I eat expensive filet mignon kebab in industrial quantities, and the Semiramis Lebanese Cuisine is hte best chop shop on Kedzie, if not all of Chicago, for Lebanese druse food.
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17:53:51 nindustries: Branes: did you ever see problems with openzfsonosx?
17:54:28 Branes: Never touched it, personally.
17:54:57 Sri_Designer: strikes me as a linux zaealot type of question.  why would you bother.
17:55:05 Sri_Designer: zealot
17:55:47 Sri_Designer: god gave you afps and hfs+, if you HAVE to there is Reiser fs and ext 4, and ntfs and ex fat even.  why why why.
17:55:49 Sri_Designer: shakes head
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17:57:31 electro33: zfs is great
17:57:57 Sri_Designer: electro33 if you were sucking at the teat of a mongol goat all your life and they did not give you kefir.
17:58:03 nindustries: Sri_Designer: you do realize that apfs is a decoction of zfs?
17:58:04 Sri_Designer: read and educate yourselves, homies.
17:58:21 Sri_Designer: who gives a fuck, Nazi. it is a 2018 DEBUGGED and WELL-MADe fs.
18:01:54 Sri_Designer: nindustries just upgrade your fs, homie.
18:02:13 Sri_Designer: you and your deutchland will thank me for it.  remember, I drive 2 hitler cars, i know german engineering.
18:02:28 nindustries: I run ZFS on BSD and APFS on macOS
18:02:34 nindustries: And ext4/lvm on linux
18:02:55 Sri_Designer: run reiser4 on oBSD, homie.  if you run any other bsd, chuck it out the Potsdam Square window.
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18:27:43 DropBear: Yea, I guess they rewrote it from scratch just for the hell of it
18:27:58 Sri_Designer: so what?  it is available for nazi tinkerers like nindustries to use, evidently the only thing missing is nazi awareness of its superiority and devout religious fanatical devotion to achtung baby zsh, for fuck all reasons.
18:28:26 DropBear: Wtf
18:28:30 nindustries: sigh
18:28:41 Sri_Designer: DropBear are you spoiling for a fight.  should i drive out there to silicon valley and feed you a rei sushi sandwich?
18:29:52 Sri_Designer: click on  Sleep, which is 6:10 of free uninterrupted enlightment bliss and htank me later.
18:37:46 Sri_Designer: also, homies thank me for my hard video work https://vimeo.com/mareklug • new additions by Better Than Ezra (three!), KT Tunstall (needs rotating upright but who cares), and Barenaked Ladies, all from the epic show 2 nights ago at the acoustically favorable Riverside Theater in downtown Milwaukee on the Milwaukee Riverwalk.  A most clean and friendly (even free street parking!) community.  Highly recommended, this
18:37:46 Sri_Designer: Wisconsin thing.
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19:02:59 Sri_Designer: it's attached to the bare drive
19:03:08 matkatmusic: there wasn't one attached to it
19:04:09 Sri_Designer: more likely, they neglected to provide a replacement, asshats.
19:04:35 Sri_Designer: no wonder your cruft compurt is running ragged.
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19:08:14 matkatmusic: Branes: you are the mvp of the night
19:08:44 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic you brownnose ozzie bearded ladies way too much, preggers fanboi.  scum.
19:09:16 matkatmusic: don't be that guy, Sri_Designer
19:09:19 Branes: ... you really need to change your meds. Or your attitude. Perhaps both.
19:09:32 Sri_Designer: what guy, homie.  ees da trooth.
19:09:42 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic fuck off you weenie.
19:10:11 Sri_Designer: cry cry cry
19:10:11 Branes: "Close, but no tubular smoking thing." :)
19:10:45 Branes: Oh, don't worry, rorx is getting alll of his rule #3 violations. We have logs.
19:10:59 Sri_Designer: Branes or died.  it's the Yellowtail red wine, I swear.  You guys sell poizon.
19:11:02 Sri_Designer: diet.
19:11:27 matkatmusic: right.  don't take responsibility for what you type.  blame it on a substance.
19:11:40 Sri_Designer: rorx luvs me.  he luvs me for me small like rain hands and merit.
19:11:46 Sri_Designer: small merit, to be sure, but still.
19:12:21 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic fuk youand the horse you rode in on, you humorles stoopid cheapass cheap scumbag.  no help from me evuh.
19:16:38 Sri_Designer: one down, about 20 to go.  we clean da house of cunts, balkamos.  You and me.  You are the good cop, I am the bad one.
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19:23:25 Sri_Designer: fwiw, full disclosure:  http://mareklug.freeshell.org ••• https://linkedin.com/i/mareklug •••• https://plus.google.com/MarekWojciechLugowski+ •••• https://www.facebook.com/marek.mareklug.lugowski
19:24:36 Sri_Designer: 5445 N Sheridan Road #3003, Chicago, IL 60640-7477, USA.  iPhone 6+, iOS 11.4: 1 312 909 5940; Samsung Galaxy S7: 1 773 273 0964; landline AT&T: 1 773 784 3844.
19:25:00 Sri_Designer: If you want to talk to me, I am here.  Just don't bring a gun to a knifefight. ;)
19:25:06 Sri_Designer: anonymous cowards on irc.
19:25:12 Sri_Designer: newbies.
19:25:12 Sri_Designer: sissy crybabies
19:25:17 Sri_Designer: cheapskates.
19:26:23 Sri_Designer: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mareklug/
19:26:58 Sri_Designer: and here as well: https://plus.google.com/+MarekWojciechLugowski

19:35:12 Sri_Designer: you are the beast.  all bow down.  now, what is exactly your question?  You have a phone with old battery that would be best served by replacement of battry.  Is this so controversial, homie?  WHy regale us with your exploits.
19:35:32 MacGeek: are you having a stroke or something?
19:36:02 Sri_Designer: i am having an incredulity moment.  what is so hard to grok about batteries being disposable and in need of periodic retirement, asshat?  Are youahving a period?
19:36:14 MacGeek: I've never said anything to that effect
19:36:18 MacGeek: it's all in your head
19:36:23 MacGeek: you're literally arguing with yourself
19:38:46 Sri_Designer: Branes do yousuppose tht persons with geek int heir irc handle actually do bite off chicken heads, like geeks in circuses did, and this adversely affects their affecto-intellectual capacity to replace their aging phone batteries?
19:39:10 MacGeek: I've asked a specific question, which you didn't have the answer to. yet you went on a tangent assuming a number of things I've never said nor implied.
19:39:30 Sri_Designer: 600 mHa, moron.  I did give an answer first.
19:39:56 MacGeek: that is not an answer to that question, dimwit.
19:40:15 Sri_Designer: you can shove a fagotti up yer other hole, for all I care.
19:56:24 nindustries: Can we please have a day in IRC where we are not throwing insults
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20:05:13 nindustries: I never had such an old device, so no clue
20:05:26 MacGeek: I've never had an iphone at all...
20:05:32 Sri_Designer: giving some poor technically unsavvy woman a crapped out iphone.  where is ethics on this shithole plaet?!
20:05:37 Sri_Designer: planet
20:06:12 MacGeek: it's her phone to begin with. she knew the wifi was broken, I didn't break it. I'm not getting paid either, this is not my job.
20:06:22 MacGeek: do you have any other stupidities to spout or are you done?
20:07:39 Sri_Designer: where is chivalry.  where is being a good samaritan.  where is caring for our fellow luddite woman.  where is esprit d'crps?  what flavor brie ought I steal this morning?  please vote yer conscience, my homies.
20:07:56 matkatmusic: ~ops
20:07:57 CoreInfo: rorx tbo MacinMan CrypticSquared Kernel86 Axman6 cirrusbonsai Doctor
20:08:22 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic shut it alredy. stop making a scene, crybaby.
20:08:32 Sri_Designer: you are new here.  roll with the culture, moronski.
20:08:45 MacGeek: you're obviously off your rocker. please seek professional help.
20:09:06 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic thank you, ur advice is obviously worht every penny youcharged me.
20:09:12 Sri_Designer: MacGeek erm
20:10:08 Sri_Designer: MacGeek youwill be gratified to know I am off to Quest Diagnostics for full bloodwork ordered by my internist for his own edificationa nd htat of my superb psychiatrist, Dr. Charles Kaegi.  You are fre to denounce me to him, he has email.
20:11:36 Sri_Designer: matkatmusic I have 2 rimfire excellent rifles of olympic use kind.  they make poor mass murder artifacts, int hat one is single-chamber laod bolt action .22lr and hte other only a slight mechanical improvement, being a biathlon 5-chamber standard .22lr competition Fortner action.
20:11:40 Sri_Designer: pictures:
20:12:05 Sri_Designer: 1. https://www.dropbox.com/s/rwqqt4fax299qdg/anschutz%20aluminum%20supermatch%201913.jpg  5k USD
20:12:23 Sri_Designer: 2. https://www.dropbox.com/s/1jvb75u01ufxl3o/anschutz_1827-fortner%20for%20biathlon.jpg 4.8k usd
20:12:38 matkatmusic: no one cares, gun nut
20:13:19 Sri_Designer: now, homie, i realize you are poor and a cheapass, and humorles, and a cunt, none of which are to your discredit as youhave no control over these things, but do pay attention:  Olympic marksmen do not shoot up schools.  Never happened, never will happen.  ok?  are we in the clear?  Now apologize.
20:14:59 MacGeek: LOL