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Lyranon x Bon Bon Epilogue

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  1. >You are Lyra.
  2. >A human, now! Eeeeeee!
  3. >Omigosh, it is SOO cool.
  4. >Fingers!
  5. >Toesies!
  6. >And due to Anon's connections, you were able to manipulate his friends into believing that "you" had finally had enough of Equestria and wished to return home.
  7. >Princess Celestia herself appeared to try to dissuade "you" from leaving.
  8. >Ha, dumb bitch.
  9. >All of those ponies. Suckers, the lot of them.
  10. >Hopefully Anon's reward for his assistance would have him...or should you say her...feeling a lot better. Though, for the time of day, probably sore or in the shower.
  11. >Wonder if she found her new g-spot?
  12. >Who cares.
  13. >You~ have a man's toolset now!
  14. >You stand in front of the one way portal, determination burning in your eyes.
  15. >Placing a foot forward, you lurch through the portal, and it disappears behind you.
  16.  
  17. >You have taken your first step into Earth!
  18. >Well, the planet was the same as the one with Equestria.
  19. >Far as you knew, the population changed, there was no magic and all the towns had funny human puns.
  20. >MANhattan. Heehee!
  21. "Heeheehee!"
  22. >"Hey, watch where you're going, asshole!"
  23. >Huh?
  24. >Oh, another human.
  25. >You know how the greeting goes.
  26. >You give him a wide smile and flip anon's-YOUR middle finger at him.
  27. "Fuck you too, buddy!"
  28. >Heehee!
  29. >You begin to walk down the sidewalks and you see a man leaning against a wall.
  30. "Hello sir, how are you this fine day?"
  31. >"Oh, what? Nigga what the hell is you smokin? You got some money fo me?"
  32. "Uh sure, it's foreign, don't know how much it's worth..."
  33. >You toss him a few bits.
  34. >His eyes widen and he smiles at you, placing one hand forward and another in his jacket.
  35. >You take his hand in a warm shake.
  36. >"Thanks, nigga!"
  37. "No problem, anything for another human be-"
  38. >A knife lodges itself in your neck and you die.
  39. >The hobo takes your gold and suit and becomes a rich as fuck gangster.
  40.  
  41. GAME OVER
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