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- >You are Lyra.
- >A human, now! Eeeeeee!
- >Omigosh, it is SOO cool.
- >Fingers!
- >Toesies!
- >And due to Anon's connections, you were able to manipulate his friends into believing that "you" had finally had enough of Equestria and wished to return home.
- >Princess Celestia herself appeared to try to dissuade "you" from leaving.
- >Ha, dumb bitch.
- >All of those ponies. Suckers, the lot of them.
- >Hopefully Anon's reward for his assistance would have him...or should you say her...feeling a lot better. Though, for the time of day, probably sore or in the shower.
- >Wonder if she found her new g-spot?
- >Who cares.
- >You~ have a man's toolset now!
- >You stand in front of the one way portal, determination burning in your eyes.
- >Placing a foot forward, you lurch through the portal, and it disappears behind you.
- >You have taken your first step into Earth!
- >Well, the planet was the same as the one with Equestria.
- >Far as you knew, the population changed, there was no magic and all the towns had funny human puns.
- >MANhattan. Heehee!
- "Heeheehee!"
- >"Hey, watch where you're going, asshole!"
- >Huh?
- >Oh, another human.
- >You know how the greeting goes.
- >You give him a wide smile and flip anon's-YOUR middle finger at him.
- "Fuck you too, buddy!"
- >Heehee!
- >You begin to walk down the sidewalks and you see a man leaning against a wall.
- "Hello sir, how are you this fine day?"
- >"Oh, what? Nigga what the hell is you smokin? You got some money fo me?"
- "Uh sure, it's foreign, don't know how much it's worth..."
- >You toss him a few bits.
- >His eyes widen and he smiles at you, placing one hand forward and another in his jacket.
- >You take his hand in a warm shake.
- >"Thanks, nigga!"
- "No problem, anything for another human be-"
- >A knife lodges itself in your neck and you die.
- >The hobo takes your gold and suit and becomes a rich as fuck gangster.
- GAME OVER
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