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- It's been nice knowing you.. well actually, it hasn't
- This random kick message was censored by popular request
- I recommend you see a therapist
- Look, no more lamer ^^
- There's the exit, learn it well
- This relationship just isn't going to work out
- The op is always right
- You are frightening our customers, we must ask you to leave
- Random Kick Message #13
- Excessive lameness detected
- Shhh... Be vewy vewy qwiet... I'm hunting lamers...
- My foot itches... ahh... much better...
- Would you like fries with that?
- P.S. This doesn't mean we can't be friends
- I'm only doing this because I care
- This kick was sponsored in part by Microsoft Combat Boots
- It must be a $day $+ ... -sigh-
- I'm too lazy to give you a real kick message
- Lamer removal successful!
- That's gotta hurt!
- Boot to the head!
- Error processing request, please try again
- Go go gadget army boot!
- Not enough memory to displ
- ...and there was much rejoicing...
- This is a test of the Emergency IRC Kicking System
- My Karma just ran over your Dogma
- Look at that lamer fly!
- Another one bites the dust...
- This is our subtle way of saying goodbye
- Thank you please drive through
- Don't let the door hit you on your way out
- *snap* *crackle* *pop*
- *bang bang* you're dead
- Did you hear something?
- Violence is never a solution, but it can be entertaining
- Thank you for NOT smoking!
- I know you like it when I do this
- Talk to the foot!
- Are you feeling lucky?
- Are we having fun yet?
- I tire of your company. Begone!
- I would ask you to leave, but why, when I can force you?
- If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose
- A few sandwiches short of a picnic, aren't we?
- All foam, no beer.
- Brains by Mattel.
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- Don't go away mad, just go away!
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.
- Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you had had enough oxygen at birth?
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- I heard you had an idea once, but it died of loneliness.
- I read your mind, and trust me, it was a short story...
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I think, therefore, I am... not related to you.
- I would engage you in a battle of wits but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.
- I'd be happy to help you out. What way did you come in?
- I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
- If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
- If I was 10 times smarter than you, I'd be a moron!
- If I was in a room with you and two werewolves and I had a gun with two silver bullets, I'd shoot you, twice.
- If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
- Inside his head is a little dust particle with a sign that says 'Space for Rent'
- It's hard to believe you out-swam a million other sperm.
- Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a jerk.
- Let's have a suicide pact. You go first.
- Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
- Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
- You are a few fries short of a happy meal.
- You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
- The engine is running but there's nobody at the wheel.
- The lights are on but no one's home.
- The proctologist called... they found your head.
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
- We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different.
- When God was giving out brains you thought he said 'trains' and you missed yours.
- You have the people skills of a belt sander!
- You need to find a quiet corner and have a word with yourself.
- You're more unprepared than a vegetarian at a state barbecue.
- Your about as slow as a turtle crawling through peanut butter.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Support your local taxidermist. Get stuffed.
- A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
- Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
- Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
- Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
- Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.
- Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure.
- Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
- Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass.
- Your mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat.
- I bet you get bullied a lot.
- I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
- I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
- I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?
- I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
- I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
- I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
- I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
- I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
- I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
- If I want shit from you, I'll squeeze your head.
- If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!
- If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
- I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
- I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
- I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
- Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
- Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
- Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
- Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
- You are cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
- This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
- What you are lacking in intelligence, you more than make up for in stupidity.
- Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
- What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
- When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
- You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
- You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
- You are not even beneath my contempt.
- You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.
- You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
- You have a nasty speech impediment…your foot.
- You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
- You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
- You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
- Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
- You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
- I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
- When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
- I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
- You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
- Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
- No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
- You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
- You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
- I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
- I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
- At your speed you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
- If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than 5 cents.
- Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
- You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
- It's your life --- but I wish you'd let us have it.
- I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
- I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.
- I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
- You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
- Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.
- Here's 40 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
- I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
- Congratulations; you're a perfect argument against brother-sister marriages.
- I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
- I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.
- Don't be ignorant your whole life, take a day off why don't you?
- Next time you open your mouth, try to say something interesting.
- Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your date.
- If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
- Any similarity between you and a human is pure coincidence.
- You're a habit I'd like to kick -- with both feet.
- Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
- I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
- As a failure, you are a tremendous success.
- You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
- If brains were taxed, you would certainly be owed a refund.
- Have you considered suing your brains for lack of support?
- You are a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.
- If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
- Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
- Well, they do say opposites attract...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
- You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- You're so poor, burglars break into your house...and leave money.
- You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
- Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.
- You are a few clowns short of a circus
- You are not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
- So now we know why some mammals eat their children.
- You're not stupid... just possessed by a retarded ghost.
- I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
- I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
- Which village is missing its idiot?
- I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
- I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
- If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
- Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
- Have your parents ever asked you to run away?
- Did your sideshow leave town without you?
- Everyone has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege.
- You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
- Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
- You are a day late and a dollar short.
- If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
- Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because there is nothing blocking the traffic.
- Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
- You have the face like a Saint - a Saint Bernard.
- You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now I see that you are just the opposite - you are obnoxious and arrogant.
- The next time you shave, could you stand an inch or two closer to the razor please?
- Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
- You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
- If truth is stranger than fiction, then you must be truth!
- We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
- You have a Titanic intellect in a world full of icebergs
- Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
- You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like this guy just gargled.
- Your verbosity is exceeded only by your total stupidity.
- Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
- You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
- I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
- I'd like to give you a going-away present.....First, you do your part.
- You are the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
- Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.
- f11 /ban -u3600 # $$1 2 | /kick # $$1 $read(kicks.txt)
- f12 /kick # $$1 $read(kicks.txt)
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