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- 'The attics,' said Susan. 'Hold on... What's that sign for?'
- '"Keep left",' Lobsang read. 'Well, if they have to move heavy items around-'
- 'Look at the sign, will you?' said Susan. 'Don't see what you expect to see, see what's in front of you!'
- Lobsang looked.
- >> KEEP LEFT >>
- 'What a stupid sign,' he said.
- 'Hmm. Interesting, certainly,' said Susan. 'Which way do you think we should go? I don't think it'll take them too long to decide to follow us.'
- 'We're so close! Any passage might do!' said Lobsang.
- 'Any passage it is, then.' Susan headed for a narrow gap between packing cases.
- Lobsang followed. 'What do you mean, decide?' he said, as they entered the gloom.
- 'The sign on the stairs said there was no admittance.'
- 'You mean they'll disobey it?' He stopped.
- 'Eventually. But they'll have a terrible feeling that they ought not to. They obey rules. They are the rules, in a way.'
- 'But you can't obey the Keep Left/Right sign, no matter what you do... oh, I see...'
- 'Isn't learning fun? Oh, and here's another one.'
- DO NOT FEED THE ELEPHANT.
- 'Now that,' said Susan, 'is good. You can't obey it...'
- '... because there's no elephant,' said Lobsang. 'I think I'm getting the hang of this...'
- 'It's an Auditor trap,' said Susan, peering at a packing case.
- 'Here's another good one,' said Lobsang.
- IGNORE THIS SIGN. By order
- 'Nice touch,' Susan agreed, 'but I'm wondering... who put up the signs?'
- There were voices somewhere behind them. They were low, but then one was suddenly raised.
- '-says Left but points Right! It has no sense!'
- 'The fault is yours! We disobeyed the first sign! Woe to them that stray onto the pathway of irregularity!'
- 'Don't you give me that, you organic thing! I raise my voice at you, you-'
- There was a soft sound, a choking noise, and a scream that dopplered into nothing.
- 'Are they fighting one another?' said Lobsang.
- 'We can only hope so. Let's move,' said Susan. They crept on, weaving through the maze of spaces between the crates, and past a sign saying:
- DUCK
- 'Ah... now we're getting metaphysical,' said Susan.
- 'Why duck?' said Lobsang.
- 'Why indeed?'
- Somewhere amongst the cases a voice reached the end of its tether.
- 'What organic damn elephant? Where is the elephant?'
- 'There is no elephant!'
- 'How can there be a sign, then?'
- It is a-'
- ... and once again the little choke, and the vanishing scream. And then... running footsteps.
- ***
- The Thief of Time - p273-275
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