Dream Cafe 2~

*cute cafe intro*
H/R: ‘sup
Caption: coming in like the main customers
R: yo what’s good here
JS: where did you come from?
H: Me? Jeju
Caption: came from Jeju to (do something idk)
R: what’s the menu today?
JN: the menu?
R: let’s go eat samgyupsal
C: then leave
JS: I can get it for you, just wait!
H: is this place famous for its samgyupsal?
C: What do you want? I’ll get it delivered (?)
JS: our samgyupsal has five layers (?) so its famous and tastes better (idk this kid talks so fast)
H: really?
C: i recommend hangjeongsal (some kind of pork thing?)
H: then i’ll have an iced namericano
R: I heard you have something spicy here?
H: we’ll have one spicy and one iced
JM: you got it
JN: are you gonna stay here?
H: yeah we’ll go over here
RJ: yeah we’ll sit down
M: you’re not gonna pay?
C: you gotta pay bitch
H: these people…
C: there’s nothing free in this world
H: we don’t have money… you guys are working to make money? (?)
M: do aegyo to the camera

H: we don’t get a buzzer?
JS: it’s me
Caption: a self service system
JS: are you two a couple?
H: we…
RJ: we went on our honeymoon in jeju

JM: it’s not spicy enough!
Caption: hell
JS: you two! Do you know how to make coffee?
H: nope
RJ: maybe you have part time work?
JS: yes we need it
RJ: i’ll do it then
H: i’m just gonna drink the coffee
RJ: because you have part time work i’ll work here
Caption: again customers enter
JS: HI HI
JN: we have one spicy flavor and one iced here~
H: lol thanks

JS: you can sit at that table and I’ll bring the menu
C: i’m the manager here
H: go over to the customers
RJ: UGHHH!! yo try this
Caption: the shocking spicy flavor
H: no pour out a little for me (?)
RJ: no bitch just drink this
Caption: want to try it together
C: is that the spicy one?
H: oh god its really spicy
JS: today our best thing is the namericano
JN: drink the gross one (?)
H: this tastes terrible
RJ: yeah this is disgusting
JS: should i make them the blue-ade?
H: do you have red-ade?
C: MARK ONE BLUE-ADE
M: Blue-ade???
H: yo you got gold-ade??
RJ: you got gold-blue?
JM; yeah we got that
JN: WHAT ADE DO YOU WANT?
HC: gold-ade!!
JN: Jisung, what are you making, blue-ade?
JS: i don’t know, i just keep cleaning
JN: YOU DO IT YOU HAVE TO WORK
H: no i’m drinking coffee here!! You make the customers work?!?
JM: the blue-ade is coming right up!
Caption: don’t fight
JM: just wait! I’m making the blue-ade taste just~ right
C: just~ right

JM: yo this is blue. What’s this? Lemon? Yeahhh looks good looks good… oh nice nice
JS: the hell is that?
JM: blue-ade! It’s really good
JN: chenle chenle chenle
JS: one lele-ade!
JN: i’m making full sun
JM: i’ll make lele
JS: choko garu~ (idk what that is but jisung is adorable)

Caption: taking a rest

Caption: lele-ade for the customers
JS: is this right??
Caption: mark trying the mark-melon juice
CH: did you put milk in it?
M: syrup, it’s syrup
Caption: mark recipe: watermelon + milk + syrup (side note is watermelon and milk actually a good combo?? I have doubts)

Caption: here is the hot water
Caption: here is the carbonated water
Caption: mix mix
Caption: lele-ade done <3

JM: did you mix it?
JS: i spun it in a grinder (lol what)
JM: you gotta mix it like this… take it out take it out! Yo what is this… the powder can’t go in! (?)
JS: oh shit

RJ: aw this snowman cookie is cute
Caption: 7dream cafe is playing candy right now
H: let’s go!!! *singing candy*

JN: when is this done?
JM: it’s done… go take it to them while it’s hot
JN: OH SHIT THAT’S HOT
H: who are you? Oh you’re customers?? Why don’t we introduce ourselves to our customers??
Dream: TO THE WORLD HERE IS NCT
H: hi we’re the 7dream cafe~

H: i’ll go take their order
RJ: blue-ade is today’s main but maybe... do you want try?
JM: YO RENJUN THAT AIN’T IT
RJ: it’s not?
H: did you say you wanted to have the namericano? YO JAEMIN DO WE HAVE THE HAND DRIP?
JM: yeah
H: One hand drip namericano order… you’re making it by hand! (?)
JN: then we’re going to ground it by hand? (?)
H: yeah grind it

H: do you want ice in your hot coffee (?)
Customer: hot no ice
H: no ice?
Other customer: lots of ice
H: okay you need anything else?

RJ:  take the check from them over there
Caption: going to get the check
(idk what haechan says here)

H: make one more fullsun-ade! And one hand drip ice and one hot! And a random… what is it? A cookie?
JS: cake cake

JN: here’s where the hot water goes in

M: is it done?
Caption: making more watermelon juice
RJ: dude you put too much milk in
Caption: (idk what it says delicious something something)
C: yo this is really good
JN: i wanna rest now

H: EVERYBODY LETS LAUGH! ONE TWO THREE
RJ: the atmosphere went down a lot
JM: how many hand drips?
H: two, one iced one hot
H: noooo this isn’t the cake!!
RJ: it’s wet~ (??)
RJ: this cake, who saw it?
M: HEY HEY WHAT’S THAT!! This is the snowman chocolate chip cookie!!
RJ: let’s just call it a cake
M: it’s a snowman chocolate chip cookie though? :(

JN: that’s renjun
H: renjun-ade?
JN: that table over there
H: go give them the renjun-ade
JN: okay i’m leaving now~
RJ: the renjun-ade came out really good~ thank you
RJ: next time please don’t come~
JM: the cup is always hot!
JM: okay i got one hot hand drip! Be careful it’s hot
H: damn that is hot
H: prepare the iced one please
JN: yo wait a minute is it the south pole here?? There’s so much ice
JM: i’m making the iced hand drip now~
JM: it’s the hand drip the hand drip
H: Buzzer please prepare yourself
C: yo this is pretty

H: here’s the iced, and this is the hot
RJ: enjoy the random cake
M(?): put it on insta please~
H: kids should we yell fighting once? 1, 2, 3 FIGHTING
JN: yo renjun! Put on your apron and start working again
M: but aren’t we changing?
H: nope

H: yo let’s take a selfie… hashtag… coffee is my life
RJ: coffee is… my life

H: are you almost finished? I would be really thankful if you left soon~
RJ: shouldn’t you be done soon?
Caption near M & C: father and son
RJ: you can take this out with you. Enjoy it~

M: guysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguysguys JAEMIN JAEMIN guysguys
Caption: look here
C: good job~
M: are we done now?
RJ: one minute left

Caption: the exit is this way
RJ: thank you~ i hope you had a good meal
H: HURRY HURRY HURRY!!
Caption: the last customers walk out
H: nice guys let’s clap!
RJ; wow we worked really hard today wow~

Caption: break time
JN: Hold on i wanna change on thing
H: (idk what he says here)
M: how much money did we make?
H: 27 billion
M: we made 27 billion?
RJ: is it worth it?
H: okay first we need to know how to decrease the cost (of operation)
Caption: (idk what it says there’s too many words my brain short circuited)
H: let’s take out the iced americano from now on
RJ: or chenle could go to an iceberg and save money. Ride a helicopter!
RJ: no let’s just plant coffee beans. Plant them and in three years we can sell them
JM: (idk something about laying down the coffee beans ten times??)
H: from now on take out carbonated ade
RJ: and the fruits too!
JS: then we’ll have nothing to do? (?)
H: absolutely nothing
RJ: from beginning to end i…
JN; from beginning to end i worked hard at everything
H: let’s call the seasonies to our store, i think i’ll work for the seasonies because it’ll be fun to take care of them
Caption: nice job
JN; are we leaving early today?
H: yeah we’re leaving early, and from now on we won’t come anymore
C: cool sounds good
JN: we’re taking the afternoon off? (?)
M: chenle chenle when are we getting paid?
H: yeah when are you gonna pay us??
C: well i don’t really like jisung so i’m not gonna pay him
H: we should get 1 billion each, jisung gets nothing
C: ten million won? (that’s like 10,000 usd lol)
JN: that’s plenty
H: except for jisung we get 11 million won
C: sure
H: no 1.1 billion won
C: sure
H: anyway it’s good to end our cafe like this because now i’m in a good mood
M: me too
JS: if we kept going it wouldn’t be a part time job

M: i think we really got closer… over the 26 years we had the cafe
JN: 26 years?!
RJ: 26 years ago he wasn’t alive
JS: lol mark you’ve also only been alive 23 years
RJ: ah jisung was born in the cafe
M: no we got this from our dad
JM: it was your dad’s?
M: no it was chenle’s dad
JN: he’s the building owner though
M: from the start we started our part time job because (??? idk)
H: no it’s not that, chenle is our father
H: we’re his kids. Dad~
C: I had one more kid than i thought (??)

M: we made deliveries running on our two feet
RJ: that’s right, honestly now this generation is different, AI just does it
H: so we didn’t serve coffee delivery, let’s do it by SNS
M: ...by picture?
JS: oh that sounds good though?
H: nowadays is the SNS generation! We can’t directly deliver coffee, from now on we’ll do it by SNS
M: the f are you saying?
H: youtube! Twitter! Facebook! Instagram! We can be really popular
Caption: using a variety of SNS
C: fine~
RJ: but didn’t we make our food awhile ago? (?)
Caption: not at peak timing (?)
M: we’re putting our food on SNS??
H: they’ll have to eat it on SNS! What do you want to eat~? I’ll have lobster~
M: cute <3

*singing some song idk what it is*
RJ: that looks good
M: kids let’s eat this to gain strength
RJ: I LOVE HOT DOG~
JN: who’s paying for this?
M: is that ketchup??
RJ: yeah that is ketchup
H: is that mini donkatsu? You need kimchi with food
RJ: you know pikachu?? It’s that
JS: dude isn’t pikachu a pokemon??
H: you don’t know pikachu donkatsu??
JS: i haven’t tried it
H: you haven’t tried pikachu donkatsu??
JN: who’s paying for this??
*someone’s mumbling idk*
RJ: yo yo yo! YO! This is wicked good
JN: can you make an americano? (?)
JN: he cursed at me through his eyes!!

H: should we close our cafe later?
RJ: let’s close the cafe and go to starbucks!
H: hell no
H: yo guys do you wanna close the cafe and go to starbucks??
Caption by RJ: speechless
JN: Jisung where did the damn hot sauce go?
C: how does the hot sauce taste?
JS: *some kind of bad pun with the word hot sauce I’m assuming*

Caption: customers walking in secretly
JS: is this not supposed to come out?
Caption: everyone processing the situation
JH: wow~
H: WHAT THE FUCK
JY: we came to drink coffee
*dreamies greet their own group members*
M: but we’re on our break!
Caption: found on insta
H: Do you want to have a meal?
JY: ye
H: come in and enjoy your meal together (??)
M: yo but why do you guys look so hot today?
JH: but why is the service like this…
M: you guys look ~good~ today
H: to save on labor costs…
JY: we were taking instagram pictures here

H: be immersed in the situation!
JH: we came to congratulate you
M: what are you gonna eat though? Jaemin and jeno can make the coffee… did you drink coffee today?
JY: yeah but i need more
JH: just write it down here?
H: you can tell me and i’ll give it to you. Today the best thing is the spicy namericano. It’s got 9 shots!
JY: i’ll get a namericano
M: OI GOOD CHOICE
H: one spicy namericano~

H: the fuck is that?

H: jaehyun what do you want
JH: iced jeno latte!
H: iced jeno latte~
H: you want a lot of ice or a little
JY: a moderate amount
JH: put the ice in freestyle please
H: hey teacher, spicy namericano and jeno latte. Put the ice in freestyle
JY: is the spicy flavor like tabasco sauce or does it not go in (the coffee)?
M: no~ it doesn’t

CL: I’ll guide you, sit here please
RJ: I’ll give you the menu
H: oh also we have a buzzer here. The buzzer will come out as soon as the order is ready
JM: one espresso drink!

H: i’m taking a survey. What kind of menu would you like at the cafe? Think about it… number one: five layered samgyupsal. Number 2: hamburger. Number 3: pizza. Number 4: hangjungsal. Number 5: gangjang gejang
RJ: the hell you took out the kimchi jjigae??
H: kimchi jjigae is service (i think this is a way of saying its free/complementary)
JH: how about this? Malatang
Everyone: YO THAT’S GOOD THOUGH

JM: ah it’s gonna be good

JY: yo the hell is that person doing though?
M: i’m decorating the cake!!
RJ: do it over here bitch
M: this is the display

JN: the straw
JN: JISUNG

RJ: drink it cooly
JY: is this the namericano?
JS: no that’s the latte
C: The jenolatte is delicious! I tried it earlier
H: drink this through all of the straws, then choose the best one to drink with

RJ: does it feel spicy?
M: you made it well?
RJ: this is the main item in our cafe
JY: yo this is actually good though
H: try it its really good!
H: really try this once its fucking good
RJ: he caught this one (?)
JH: isn’t this the shit that jaemin drinks?
H: no~ it’s a new taste!
JH: *the fuck is this shit*
RJ: are you fucking around now?
H: yo jaemin-barista! The reaction was explosive (?)
JH: you can’t drink this tho? (?)
JY: there’s a little syrup at the bottom
H: that’s the technology
JH: so that’s the namericano...
JN: did you put water in that?
RJ: Johnny drinks 1:1 coffee and water and mixes it in his mouth
RJ: it’s okay to eat…
JY: *dying*
RJ: that’s his constitution (?)

H: drink this to dilute it
JH: how are the sales?
H: we’re done now
JH: you’re done??
RJ: today we’re going to end
H: thank you so much for visiting our cafe
M: today we’ll give this to you for free
JY: but we’re going to get some more
H: yeah you can have more, cause we’re gonna leave
RJ: please clean up everything ~
H: actually we were going to go home but you are our special customers so we’ll stay a little longer
JH: so was that hot dogs you were eating?
H: yeah yeah. We were in the middle of finishing them
H: I hope you enjoy yourselves and then go away~ thanks. Now let’s get the fuck outta here

JH: how many shots is in this?
C: 8?... 12 shots??
JS: what the fuck
H: this bitch really made it with 12 shots
JY: i can feel my body starting to shake right now. I’m talking fast too

H: customers! We have a special today and we’re gonna give a lot of shit to you for free, go and take whatevery you want
RJ: lol nice
C: let’s eat cake together
H: oh should we give them the cake?
M: I made this~
JY: only mark made it!
M: only mark!
H: how many toppings are on this damn thing
M: i was trying to fill up the side
JY: it’s the Mamanman cake! Made only by mark
M: wait wait!
JY: i’ll put this on instagram
JH: we’re influencers!
H: this cake… (Idk what he’s saying)
RJ: it’s a cannon cake (??)
RJ: did mark do this shit?
M: sorry :(
M: It’s broken!! I made this with my heart :(:(:(
JY: the fuck is this?
H: a fork
M: i really put my heart into this :(:(:(:(:(
H: our cake hasn’t been eaten… no like this… that’s right!
M: sandwich!
H: eat it like that
M: lmao he’s not eating the cake
H: then eat it like that, take a bite
M: can i eat it?
M: but i didn’t get to eat it :(:(:(
JY: oh eat it like this… i’ll cut it a little
RJ: he did it elegantly
JY: its good
RJ: it’s not stiff?
JY: but the snowman cookie… you took the snowman off
C/H: yes
M: noooooooo :(:(:(
H: no don’t eat the cookie like that use the plate!
JN: oh was the snowman made out of marshmallow?

H: let’s play rock paper scissors to see who cleans up
*dreamies arguing over RPS*
JY: YO THIS CAFE IS SO FUCKING LOUD
*More screaming over RPS*
Caption: jeno loses
JY: only one of you is gonna clean up?
H: guys since jeno is cleaning up alone, let’s cheer him on
Only H: fighting~ fighting~ guys laugh, 1, 2, 3…
M: jeno didn’t laugh
H: that bitch didn’t laugh??
JN: i laughed
JS: i didn’t hear shit over here!

H: customers, do you wanna take a photo with us on the way out?

H: okay we’ll quickly take the picture over here
H: could you… sorry but could we put this on our insta?
JY: yeah but you gotta tag me in it
H: k i’ll tag you
H: oh also we have to close soon, please leave this way~

H: okay guys are you done with everything?
C/RJ: yep
H: okay let’s get outta here everyone
M: you guys did well today, you made a lot of sales!
H: good job today
M; you made a lot of sales
H: okay put your aprons down over here
RJ: we’re done today
JN: yo we’re finally done
JN: should we get samgyupsal on the way home?
JS: it kinda feels like we’re soldiers taking off our necklaces (dog tags)
H: yo kids come over here. Put your hands in
H: good job, 1, 2, 3
All: GOOD JOB