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- After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
- could not afford a larger bed.
- So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
- didn't want to have any more children.
- The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
- fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said
- the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
- (fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS),
- then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
- The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the
- shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
- is going to help me.'
- 'Trust me,' said the doctor.
- So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
- He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
- '1' '2' '3' '4' '5'
- At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
- counting on his other hand.
- This procedure also works in Texas, Colorado, Illinois, Indiana, Florida,
- Nebraska, Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas, Kansas, Mississippi ,
- Parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and All of Washington DC.
- Credit for this goes to a colleague who managed to escape from Texas.
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