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- The easiest way to fluster a diehard extremist demon.
- >”H-Human! W-Uwaaa??? What are you doing?! You can’t lift heavy things, y-you’ll pull a muscle and die!!!”
- What if I cooked dinner for her?
- You're going to defeat a demon
- >But you can't just do it normally
- >You have to break her spirit and then she won't have the heart to do evil ever again
- >Thus begins Operation: Demon Break
- >You start by breaking into her house and cooking breakfast for her
- >Despite her protests you force her to sit down and eat her eggs, bacon and pancakes
- >You can see her eyes go blank as if remembering something when she tries your pancakes
- >"These were just like how mother used to make them..."
- >She finishes the plate and thanks you, but she has to leave so she can go out and harass the countryside by turning all the farm animals into monster girls
- >You stop her by grabbing her hand and asking her if she would much rather snuggle under the covers and watch daytime television
- >She tries to fight you off claiming she's got work, but she doesn't stand a chance against you stroking her tail
- >She relents and soon both of you are on the couch cuddling
- >As she drifts off to sleep while she listens to your heartbeat and re-runs of Friends
- >You silently slip away and grab a knife and cut her a piece of the pie you've been baking
- >When she awakes you hand her a plate and a dollop of whipped cream to go with it
- >You then cuddle back with her and doze off again
- >When you know she's finally asleep for real this time you carry her back to her bed and leave through the window you broke in through
- >Now onto her sister
- >It's a thankless job, saving the world from demons, but someone has to do it
- Sounds like a quick way to get raped by two demon sisters and turned into a househusband.
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