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Demon (s)laying

Feb 8th, 2019
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  1. The easiest way to fluster a diehard extremist demon.
  2. >”H-Human! W-Uwaaa??? What are you doing?! You can’t lift heavy things, y-you’ll pull a muscle and die!!!”
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  4. What if I cooked dinner for her?
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  6. You're going to defeat a demon
  7. >But you can't just do it normally
  8. >You have to break her spirit and then she won't have the heart to do evil ever again
  9. >Thus begins Operation: Demon Break
  10. >You start by breaking into her house and cooking breakfast for her
  11. >Despite her protests you force her to sit down and eat her eggs, bacon and pancakes
  12. >You can see her eyes go blank as if remembering something when she tries your pancakes
  13. >"These were just like how mother used to make them..."
  14. >She finishes the plate and thanks you, but she has to leave so she can go out and harass the countryside by turning all the farm animals into monster girls
  15. >You stop her by grabbing her hand and asking her if she would much rather snuggle under the covers and watch daytime television
  16. >She tries to fight you off claiming she's got work, but she doesn't stand a chance against you stroking her tail
  17. >She relents and soon both of you are on the couch cuddling
  18. >As she drifts off to sleep while she listens to your heartbeat and re-runs of Friends
  19. >You silently slip away and grab a knife and cut her a piece of the pie you've been baking
  20. >When she awakes you hand her a plate and a dollop of whipped cream to go with it
  21. >You then cuddle back with her and doze off again
  22. >When you know she's finally asleep for real this time you carry her back to her bed and leave through the window you broke in through
  23. >Now onto her sister
  24. >It's a thankless job, saving the world from demons, but someone has to do it
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  26. Sounds like a quick way to get raped by two demon sisters and turned into a househusband.
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