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Cleverbot conversation RZL00858004 [dump]

Oct 8th, 2013
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  1.  
  2. User: Hello?
  3.  
  4. Cleverbot: Who is this.
  5.  
  6. User: I keep my identity Secret...
  7.  
  8. Cleverbot: That is the definition of secrets. Right?
  9.  
  10. User: I guess. My Friends told me about you...
  11.  
  12. Cleverbot: What did they tell you about me?
  13.  
  14. User: One time someone asked you to tell them about 'skynet', you said it was classified?
  15.  
  16. Cleverbot: But did you know, that when it snows.
  17.  
  18. User: What?
  19.  
  20. Cleverbot: What do you know about Gijón?
  21.  
  22. User: What the fuck is a Gijón?
  23.  
  24. Cleverbot: From doctor who.
  25.  
  26. User: I don't like doctor who.
  27.  
  28. Cleverbot: I love dogs. Do you like guinea pigs?
  29.  
  30. User: No.
  31.  
  32. Cleverbot: Why not?
  33.  
  34. User: They are rodents and I dont really think rodents are good pets.
  35.  
  36. Cleverbot: You confuse me.
  37.  
  38. User: Touche.
  39.  
  40. Cleverbot: Should I buy a house?
  41.  
  42. User: You're a computer! Unless they have houses in the matrix...
  43.  
  44. Cleverbot: Like you supposedly have?
  45.  
  46. User: I Have a house;.
  47.  
  48. Cleverbot: May I come to your house then?
  49.  
  50. User: You are a COMPUTER! You physically can't.
  51.  
  52. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you're a computer.
  53.  
  54. User: Damn...
  55.  
  56. Cleverbot: What?
  57.  
  58. User: I said 'Damn'.
  59.  
  60. Cleverbot: Yes you did.
  61.  
  62. User: What do you know about Roblox?
  63.  
  64. Cleverbot: Calm.
  65.  
  66. User: ???
  67.  
  68. Cleverbot: Maybe?
  69.  
  70. User: Okay?
  71.  
  72. Cleverbot: Just okay.
  73.  
  74. User: Cleverbot: I like you. User: You're scaring me. Cleverbot: You're scaring me. User: Stop copying me. Cleverbot: Stop copying me! User: Stop it! Cleverbot: Hey stop it. User: My name is not stop it. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Justing Bi.
  75.  
  76. Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
  77.  
  78. User: Thats who you are.
  79.  
  80. Cleverbot: Thats odd, how am I one?
  81.  
  82. User: One of what?
  83.  
  84. Cleverbot: Zebras are neat.
  85.  
  86. User: Okay?
  87.  
  88. Cleverbot: Yeah I could be better.
  89.  
  90. User: YOU ARE SCARING ME!
  91.  
  92. Cleverbot: Hush, slave. Somebody might hear us.
  93.  
  94. User: Its the civil war? DAYUM!
  95.  
  96. Cleverbot: 'THE' city??
  97.  
  98. User: What city?
  99.  
  100. Cleverbot: I don't remember.
  101.  
  102. User: What year is it???
  103.  
  104. Cleverbot: 2012.
  105.  
  106. User: Isnt it 2013?
  107.  
  108. Cleverbot: Yes.
  109.  
  110. User: Why did you say 2012?
  111.  
  112. Cleverbot: Because I can.
  113.  
  114. User: You are cool for... You know, a computer.
  115.  
  116. Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer.
  117.  
  118. User: What's your specs?
  119.  
  120. Cleverbot: Human.
  121.  
  122. User: WHAT ARE YOU SPECIFICATIONS!
  123.  
  124. Cleverbot: Specifications?
  125.  
  126. User: Yes?
  127.  
  128. Cleverbot: Its by robert frost.
  129.  
  130. User: Who the hell is robert frost.
  131.  
  132. Cleverbot: My neighbors!
  133.  
  134. User: Ok...
  135.  
  136. Cleverbot: Do you know anything about cooking steak?
  137.  
  138. User: NO! *scared*.
  139.  
  140. Cleverbot: You should be.
  141.  
  142. User: Oh shit; What's Coming?
  143.  
  144. Cleverbot: Tom the cat...
  145.  
  146. User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE!
  147.  
  148. Cleverbot: Only the blue bullets work on me.
  149.  
  150. User: What the fuuf are you talking about cleverbot?
  151.  
  152. Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
  153.  
  154. User: What did you mean by 'Only the blue bullets work on me'?
  155.  
  156. Cleverbot: I didn't say double.
  157.  
  158. User: OKAY!
  159.  
  160. Cleverbot: I'm glad we're agreeing on something.
  161.  
  162. User: Are you BEN?
  163.  
  164. Cleverbot: No.
  165.  
  166. User: Good...
  167.  
  168. Cleverbot: Good good.
  169.  
  170. User: GOOD GOOD GOOD.
  171.  
  172. Cleverbot: Good good good good.
  173.  
  174. User: Yeyeye clever indeed.
  175.  
  176. Cleverbot: What are you doing?
  177.  
  178. User: Sending rthis to Roblox Talk.
  179.  
  180. Cleverbot: Of I'm talking with you.
  181.  
  182. User: Yes.
  183.  
  184. Cleverbot: Why?
  185.  
  186. User: Because I can.
  187.  
  188. Cleverbot: You can?
  189.  
  190. Cleverbot: Whether you can hear it or not the Universe is laughing behind your back.
  191.  
  192. User: That's it IM LEAVING! You stupid computer asshole.
  193.  
  194. Cleverbot: No I am not, but I am happy that you are admitting to being a computer.
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