Hissatsu Dorapunch!!

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1: (top left kanji) Secret Technique
2: (column below 1) Dorapunch!!
3: (mitt thing)
Gijinka
Doraemon
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Gijinka Doraemon Book

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Foreword

Hello there, I’m Momoi Riho.
This time I’ll be doing none other than gijinka Doraemon! Wow!!
I’ve always wanted to do something with my beloved Doraemon! Congratulations, me!
I have a lot of weird quirks with my gijinka stuff, the first time I did anything with gijinka was maybe like 6 or 7 years ago.
I never showed it to anyone, and just drew it for my own entertainment, (A-Although I did show it to my friends and family, which wasn’t the most pleasant of memories…) but ever since I started doing doujins, I’ve done a lot of them.
I kinda want to push out at least 4 of them per year. I hope you guys will check out more of my work if you ever come upon it <3 Dora dora.

1: By the way…
2: My voice kind of sounds like Doronjo, huh?

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1: Seemingly familiar yet seemingly not!!
(bolder text) This is Doraemon’s body!

2: (right side text)
*This is only referring to the gijinka version (laughs)

High-Sensitivity Sound Wave Detector Ears -
Highly sensitive ears that can pick up and differentiate sounds from far distances. They’re currently malfunctioning, however.

Infra-Red Ray Eyes -
He can see things even in the dark.

Cat Attracting Bell -
It releases a special sound wave that attracts cats. Currently malfunctioning, however. In “Nobita and the Animal Planet”, he exchanged it for a small camera.

Tail -
His tail starts blinking when he’s in a bad mood.

Ultra-Fine Reflective Coating Body -
His body is coated with a special material made from the future. It can bounce off any kind of dirt that gets on him, no matter how small.

Doraemon Data -
Height
Weight
BWH - All 129.3 cm
Power - 129.3 hp
Favorite Thing - Dorayaki
4D Pocket is always on hand

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Why 129.3?
The average height of a 4th grader at the time (during 1969) was 129.3 cm.

4: (left side text)
Ultra Super Deluxe Computer -
Despite being small, it is highly efficient and is capable of the same functions as a human. It has emotional circuits that allow it to laugh, cry, love, and so on.

Powerful Nose -
It can pick up scents 20 times more accurately than a human, but it is currently malfunctioning.
*It can still smell dorayaki.

Mouth -
It can fit a washbasin. Wow!!

Rubber Hand -
They’re completely round, but they can carry anything via sticking onto them. They can change shape to form fingers, as well. He can play rock-paper-scissors with them!

4D Pocket -
A pocket for taking out his secret gadgets.
It acts as a wormhole that reaches a pocket in space, allowing for infinite room to fit in whatever objects that are put inside it. You can take it off and use it for laundry, too. He has a spare.

Legs -
It is equipped with an antigravity feature that always keeps him 3 mm above the ground.
His feet never get dirty even without wearing any shoes.
Puddles don’t do anything to them either.

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1: (left column)
Presented by Sapuri QP

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Doraemon -
Born on 09/03/2112.
Lost a screw during his manufacturing, so the way he talks is a little strange.
He is watching over Nobita to make sure he grows up to be a fine adult.
His hobbies include walks <3
Easily falls for others, and often finds himself in one-sided relationships.

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Introduction Of Only The Main Characters

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Nobi Nobita -
Born on August 7th.
(By the way, my birthday is 08/04)
He’s a failure at everything he does but is surprisingly good with marksmanship.
He’s good at cat’s cradle, too.
He can do anything if he puts his mind to it, but he is often stricken with persecutory delusions, causing him to mess up.
His hobbies include daydreaming. (laughs)

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Gouda Takeshi -
Born on June 15th.
Sucks at his studies but does well athletically.
His distinctive motto is “What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is mine.” He has a refreshing feeling to him.
His hobbies include baseball, drawing, cooking… a lot of things, really.
He wants to be a singer. (Has a fan club he forced people to be in)
Self-conscious about his 3.5 cm protruding navel.

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Minamoto Shizuka -
Born in May. Nobita’s crush.
She is a very kind and earnest girl, but for some reason, she doesn’t have many female friends. (laughs) She makes a clear distinction between what she likes and dislikes and has strange taste in what she finds cute. She’s a clean freak who bathes 3 times a day.
Her hobbies include the violin(wields destructive power) along with collecting stuffed animals <3

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Honekawa Suneo -
Born in February. Rich kid.
He believes his dad has the most guts out of anyone else in the Doraemon world.
He’s both smarter and richer than Gian, but his personality makes him easily used by him, keeping him from acting like his equal. A bit pitiful. Wants to be a designer.
He has a little brother, but due to circumstances, they don’t live together.

4: (right side column)
Doraemon Side Characters

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1: Doraemon Makes HIs Appearance!
2: You’re getting way too ahead of yourself, Nobita!
3: Get him!
4: Aww… C’mon…
5: Dammit…

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1: If only I had a bodyguard…
2: Want me to protect you?
3: Hello there! I’m Doraemon <3 I’m a cat robot from the 22nd century <3
4: I used a time machine to come here in order to conduct the “Make Sure Nobi Nobita Has A Wonderful Future Operation” <3

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1: (next to stone nobita) Turned to stone
2: He appeared from my drawer (strange)
3: Ears (strange)
4: Round hands (strange)
5: Tail (strange)
6: Body (strange)
7: This is too suspicious…
8: Please leave…
9: (on shirt) No
10: You can’t expect me to leave now!! I made a promise to Sewashi, you know?!
11: I won’t leave until I make sure you’re happy!
12: ...And so, Doraemon ended up living with him <3
13: (on shirt) Dead

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1: (right bold text in first panel) Lovely Baby
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Minamoto Shizuka -
Her face is cute! Her style is great!
She’s everyone’s idol, of course <3
But think about this real quick…
3: (next to bunny thing) Dammit!
4: The people she hangs out with
5: Boys gotta be able to cook, too.
6: Dekisugi
7: Gian
8: Suneo
9: Even if I bought a plastic model kit (slightly cut off)
10: (shirt) Nobita
11: They’re all guys <3 (“guys” is in bigger text)
12: ...Does she not have any female friends? Maybe she actually has a nasty personality?
13: That’s what I thought too at first but in the future…
14: I need to be at his side because I’d be too worried about how much danger he’d be in without me! // Geez, you’re so hopeless!
15: she ended up marrying Nobita with that kind of reason, so she must be a good girl, right? So…
16: Urgh… Is she sympathizing with me?
17: Nobita

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Suneo-kun designed the clothes
2: The mysterious hit single! These are all the lyrics!
3: (left of 2) “I…
4: Awawawa

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1: am Gian-sama!”
2: (wall of text)
I am Gian, the child general, the strongest person under the heavens!
Nobita and Suneo ain’t no big deal at all. I can beat anyone in fights or sports. I’m good at singing too, just leave it to me!
*quote
“You want me to drain the water from the nukamiso? Aww, c’mon, Mom!”
I am Gian, the child general, the most popular guy around!
Studying and homework ain’t no big deal at all. I’m kind, strong, and my looks and style are top-notch!
“Shut up, shut up! Nobita, Suneo, if you guys keep calling me conceited, then I’m gonna beat you guys up!”
I am Gian, the child general, the biggest hooligan of the school!
Both Dora and Dorami ain’t no big deal at all.
Even without the 4D Pocket, my legs are way longer than theirs!

3: (arrow thing) Yep, he’s absolutely right (laughs)
4: You’re amazing, Gian-sama.
5: Trying to stay neutral about this
6: Urgh…

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0: 4 Panel Go!!
1: ...As you all have seen, I decided to try out having this term’s final exam be 1000 true/false questions,
2: and I’ll now be announcing the class’s top score as per usual.
3: Dekisugi Hidetoshi received a score of 997.
4: Easy.
5: (bubbleless above mob characters) Whoa!
6: Wow… It may only have been two choices per question, but it’s crazy that he only got 3 of them wrong.
7: It was annoying for me so I just put “false” for everything. I got around 5X5 points.
8: Damn, I put “true” for everything and I got 485 points… I screwed up.
9: ...And the lowest score for the class was Nobita.
10: 0 points.
11: Whoaaaaaaa!! (Nobita is in the middle of the “whoa”, separating the word)
12: Amazing!!
13: (copyright symbol i guess?) Nizakana-sensei <3

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1: What’s Going On? ~Take-Copter~
2: The “Take-Copter”. It’s an airborne machine that lets you fly anywhere in the sky once you put it on.
3: That’s strange…
4: (shirt) Dekisugi
5: If you consider the gravity pulling down their bodies while they’re flying like that...
6: in reality, that shouldn’t be possible! Logically speaking, the moment after the propeller were to start spinning…
7: They’d end up like this!!
8: Dekisugi’s Imagination Vision
9: Just their heads.
10: Sorry for ruining your dreams...

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1: Hey, Suneo. Come hang out at my place today!
2: (bubbleless title) Secret Meeting.
3: Q: What is Gian planning?
4: (above second panel) Challenger Nobita
5: Can I come, too?
6: (below 5) Awawawa
7: You can’t come! // Awawawawa
8: Aww, why?! You cheapskate!
9: (left of 8) Pushy Nobita
10: Phew, that was close. Nobita almost got in the way of our plans.
11: All right! Shall we begin, Suneo?
12: Kyaah! Does the food taste good?
13: A: He’s pretending to be a mom. That’s his secret hobby. // Seriously.
14: Today’s Setting - Newlywed Couple
15: It’s good, honey <3
16: (left of 15) Suneo accidentally caught him doing this one day, so he was forced to play along with him.

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Afterword

I was planning on drawing a lot of Doraemon, but for some reason, Gian kind of had the spotlight this time around (laughs), how strange. Maybe I was secretly a Gian fan all along. I’m honestly surprised <3
In order to make this book, I ended up rereading the comics, buying reference material, and borrowing videos of the anime, and throughout all that, I once again ended up realizing how great Doraemon is.
It’s an eternal masterpiece <3 I feel like making a gijinka parody out of such a masterpiece is almost bad karma… I honestly really do love Doraemon, but my love for it has been distorted into these ridiculous delusions I’ve come up for it. (laughs plus sweat drop) I’ll still be doing more Doraemon book <3
Hope you guys will read more of my stuff <3 <3
05/1998 - Momoi Riho

Thanks for reading all this way <3 <3 <3

(bubbleless above guy on right) Dora-nichov
(other bubbleless) Wang Dora

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(below DORAEMN) Doraemn… (laughs plus sweat drops)

Secret Technique Dorapunch!!

Publish Date - 1998/6/14
Published By - Sapuri QP
Printed At - Kanazawa Printing
Contact Address -
675-1317
Hyougo Prefecture, Ono, Kiyotanicho 1782
Kiyodanchi #86
Inoue Momoi Riho

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LOVE Dora
Momoi Riho