The Fat Controller's Space Program - Accidents will Happen

The Fat Controller's Space Program - Accidents will Happen


Thrills cause Bill's stomach to fail, it's the life of an astronaut
But sometimes ineptitude can lead to blown up parts!
Some think they are BadS, and some just know it all
But sooner or later we all find out that

Accidents happen now and again, just when you least expect
Just when you think that life is okay, fate comes to collect
Accidents happen now and again, when kerbals or probes get smart
If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're building
Accidents will happen, just like that

Your best-laid plans can turn upside down once you've put on the space suit
Sometimes you'll lithobrake and fry if you forget your parachute
One minute you're flying high, the next you're dust on the ground
But please remember, whatever the weather
You must take care 'cause

Accidents happen now and again, sometimes just by chance
You gotta pick your wreck up and recover it all
Put it down to experience
Accidents happen now and again
Just don't take it all to hard
If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're flying
Accidents will happen, just like that

The warning signs are there for us to see before we go
But sometimes we take chances and ignore the No Go Poll
Fate can surprise you, with no reason or rhyme
Make sure you learn your lesson you'll know better next time

Accidents happen now and again, just when you least expect
Just when you think that life is okay, fate comes to collect
Accidents happen now and again, when kerbals or drones get smart
If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're doing
Accidents will happen, just like that

Accidents happen now and again
Sometimes just by chance
You gotta pick your wreck up and recover it all
Put it down to experience
Accidents happen now and again
Just don't take it all to hard
-If you don't concentrate on the thing that you're buildin'
And whatever you're flying' is not what you're thinking-
Accidents, incidents
Accidents and rapid unplanned disassembly, just like that!