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Day Ω in Equestria
>You wake up to find your house insanely fucking hot.
>God it's so fucking hot.
>Why is it so hot?
>You open your eyes to see fire around you.
>You leap from your bed and jump through the window.
>Your bedroom was on the second floor.
>You gasp for air as you get to your hands and knees.
>"So Anon, is arson your fetish?"
>You look up at Fluttershy in disbelief.
"Yes.. it is actually"
>You set her on fire and fuck her charred corpse.
>Today was a good day.

Day 感化饼干 in Equestria.
>As you walk through your front door, you get blindsided.
>You struggle to see your attacker.
>It's Fluttershy.
>She bites your hand, trying to gnaw on it.
>She won't let go.
>You bash her head into the wall multiple times.
>She flies off, a bit of your hand going with her.
>She spits it out, "I guess vore isn't your fetish?"
"Actually, Fluttershy, it is."
>You unhinge your jaw and swallow her whole
>Her screaming stops after awhile.
>You get indigestion.
Fucking Fluttershy.

Day effervescent in Equestria
>At home
>Hear a knock on the door
>You open it to reveal an eldritch horror covered in holes and sporting a jagged horn.
"Fuck, no."
>"Oh, um, hi Anon, I was just-"
>You slam the door in her face as you begin to walk away, shivering.
>Fluttershy blows your door off its hinges with her new Changeling Queen magic.
>"You WILL listen to me Anon! I-if you want to, of course."
>Your eye twitches as you begin to run.
>She starts chasing you before once more remembering she has magic, instead dragging you to her.
>You scream the entire way.
>She makes you fill all of her new holes.
>You have trypophobia.
Fucking Fluttershy

Day Zenok in Equestria
>You're watching tv when you hear a knock on the door.
>Expecting Fluttershy, you prepare for the routine
>Opening it, you're surprised by Applejack.
>"Now Anon, 'ah jus' wanted to tell ya that 'ah had feelings for ya, and 'ah won't take no for an answer."
>You think for a moment.
"No."
>"Well, it looks like 'ah have no choice."
>She swings her lasso at you
>You grab what is to you, a flimsy string.
>Her expression goes from determination, to realization in an instant.
>She's a 3 foot tall horse.
>You whip the lasso as she holds on to it, slinging her to the ground.
>She tries to charge you.
>You kick her in the face, knocking her unconscious before slowly shutting the door.
"Stupid horses...

Day Horsinth in Equestria.
>You are Fluttershy
>As you finish taking care of the animals outside, you prepare yourself.
>Knocking on your door, you wait.
>It opens.
"Hey Anon, mind if I-"
>"No Fluttershy, polite gestures are not my fetish."
"N-no, I just wanted to get in so I cou-"
>"Role-reversal isn't my fetish Fluttershy."
"....Wait, how.. wha-"
>"Confused, annoying horses aren't my fetish Fluttershy."
>Silence.
>He shuts the door and locks it.
>Looks like you're sleeping with the bears again.

Day Thoros in Equestria
>You wake up in the middle of a field.
>After some deliberation, you decide you're in Equestria.
>This means only one thing.
>You must find your waifu.
>Jogging to Canterlot, you begin your search.
>After tossing a few lesser ponies and tearing through the dungeons, you find her.
>The most beautiful bug hoers in all the land.
>You rip her chains from the wall and carry her malnourished form back to the hive.
>After rejuvenating on your love, she locks you in a closet in her chambers as an emergency supply.
>Good end.

>Yet again, Twilight has fucked up.
>By this point, you're not sure why you're surprised anymore.
>She had called you, along with her friends, to her home this morning to test a new spell.
>Apparently some rune or other was out of place, and now you and Rainbow Dash are left with the others, who are now fillies.
"Goddammit... Okay Rainbow, I'm not sure how long this spell will last on them, so just watch them while I pick up some stuff okay?"
>She rubs the back of her head. "Try not to take too long, okay? I'm not very good with kids."
"Don't worry, it'll only take ten minutes.
>Walking out, you close the door behind you, and proceed to the market.
>It only takes about six minutes to get some filly formula and diapers, and you're quickly on your way back to the treehouse.
>However, as you reach the library, you notice a new addition beside it: a ditch.
>Looking into it reveals five bloody, emaciated fillies.
>You hear a fluttering behind you.
>"I-I told you I wasn't good with kids."
Fucking Rainbow Dash.

>It took you twelve years, but you finally did it.
>You've escaped those furry little fucks.
>They'd been tracking you for years, but you eventually found an escape.
>This escape just happened to consist of breaking into a realm of pastel horses.
>Win some, lose some, you guess.
>Regardless, it's much preferable to what you faced back home.
>In fact, you even met one of the locals, a small, yellow one by the name of Fluttershy.
>She even volunteered to let you stay at her place for awhile.
>On the way there, you try to strike up some conversation, but she seems pretty shy.
>Oh well, she'll probably open up a little bit more in time.
>Once you get to her home, things seem pretty nice.
>Though the place was filled with animals, you checked immediately and found no trace of... them.
>As you rest on her couch, however, you hear the call.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l9Opw6bQE0
>Your eyes shoot open as you look to the window and look upon it's horrid form.
>Chest tightening, you throw yourself from the couch and crawl to the corner, refusing to take your eyes off the hell-bound fiend.
>Then, it winks at you.
>It has begun.

Day Ferolas in Equestria
>You've had enough of Fluttershy's bullshit.
>She comes to your home to guess your fetish everyday.
>If you leave, she almost always has some trap set up to rape you.
>You've tried being her friend. You've tried to talk her down.
>But no matter what, she never stops.
>That end-
>A knock on the door.
>Getting up from your seat, you already know who it is before you get to the door.
>Opening it reveals the yellow bitch herself, this time holding a large box as she flutters.
>"Oh, um.. Hi An-"
"No, we're not doing this today, or any other fucking day. We're done."
>She looks at you in confusion. "W-what?" Her eyes flick to the box before going back to you.
>"B-but I m-"
"Didn't you fucking hear me? I'm not putting up with this anymore."
>"A-anon, please, just.." She motion the box towards you.
>You slap it out of her hooves, slamming it on the ground.
"Get, the fuck, away from me." You glare at the dazed pony, tears welling in her eyes.
>Grabbing the box, she begins to bring it back to you through small gasps.
>You stomp it back down.
>Your voice drops to a near growl.
"Go. Now."
>Looking up at you, she finally begins to lose it before storming off.
>You watch her till she leaves sight before looking down at the box and sighing.
"What did she have planned this time..."
>Picking up the box, you bring it into the house and set it on the table before opening it.
>Inside lays what appears to be a large cookie, with a note crinkled and covered with crumbs and frosting.
>You brush off the note as best you can.
>"Dear Anon, I'm sorry for everything I've put you through. I never meant to upset or hurt you in any way. I just, I was scared. I like you, a lot, and, I wanted you to like me too, so I tried every thing I could, but all I did was push you from me even further. I want to start again though, and, I hope with this, you can forgive me for those things I did. I just truly hope that there can be something, someday, and I'm willing to stop all this and try every thing I can. Love, Fluttershy.
>Placing the note next to the box, you look back at the remains of the crushed cookie.
>It was large, and heart-shaped.
>Closing the box, you return to your seat and let your head fall back, sighing as you do so.
"...Fucking Fluttershy..."
>Light floods your vision as you open your eyes.
>Covering them as you lean forward, you blearily look around the room.
>This eventually drags your gaze back to the box from last night.
"Flutters..."
>You lean back again and rub your forehead.
>Maybe you were a little hard on her, but what else were you supposed to do?
>She'd been acting like that for almost a year. If what she said in that letter was true, then why wait till now.
>It's not like you hadn't tried simply talking to her about it.
>She was the one who had shrugged your attempts off.
>...
>Maybe... Maybe she'd be more recepti-
>No.
>You made your decision last night. She's had enough chances for a life time.
>Yet, as you go over everything she's done, you can't stop glancing at that box.
>...
"Goddammit."
>Walking to your door, it was obvious you had already decided.
>The actual trip to her cottage however, is a little taxing.
>This scenario was honestly nothing new.
>There were times when she'd feign apology only to try and force some act or other.
>You slow your pace.
>So what was different this time?
>As Fluttershy's home comes into view, you can't help but feel somewhat put off by it all.
>It was all too surreal. Why finally break all this now? Had she just given up?
>Your thoughts are interrupted as you reach her doorstep.
>Are you going to fall for another trap? Another violation of your space?
>Is it really worth the risk?
>...
>You knock on the door and wait.


Day Hesinath in Equestria
>Today has actually been a pretty good day.
>The birds are singing, the sky is blue.
>All is right in Hoersland.
>...
>Now that you think of it you're kind of bored.
>Huh.
>You usually had something or other to do, but, at this moment? Nope. Nothing.
>As you try to pull something to do from the back of your mind, you hear a knock on the door.
>Opening it reveals Rainbow Dash.
>"Hey Anon, what's up?" She flutters past you.
"Ah yes, come in, I insist" You give a sarcastic grin.
>Resting on your couch, she puts her hooves behind her head. "Oh knock if off, as if you wouldn't have let me in anyway."
>You close the door before walking back to your seat.
"True, true. So, what did you come for?"
>"Eh, got bored after weather duty, thought we could hang out and do something."
"Such as?"
>She raises an eyebrow. "I don't know? Thought you might have something in mind."
"Huh.... Was actually thinking the same of you."
>Silence takes hold for awhile as you think.
>Not in the mood for a drink, and don't really want to run or anything.
>Considering she just finished her duties, she's probably a bit tired to show off some stunts.
>Suddenly, it hits you.
>You rise from your seat, surprising Dash.
"I got it!"
>Staring at you for a moment as you stand with your finger in the air, she reluctantly asks.
>"Got, what, exactly?"
>Turning to her, you smile before walking to the kitchen.
"Today, we venture where we have never gone before!"
>Her gaze following you, she turns with you and is hanging off the back of the couch in confusion.
>"And that would be where?"
"We're going to make cookies." You smile.
>"...if I wanted to hang out with Pinkie Pie, I'd be with her."
"Oh don't be like that. Come on, it'll be fun. Pinkie tossed these recipes to me... well, I can't even remember when. Point is, I've had them forever, and never actually used them."
>Searching through your drawer, you eventually find the sheets and begins gathering ingredients.
>"I think I'll pass Anon. Thanks, but, cooking really isn't my style."
"Come on Dash, it's Pinkie approved. Would you really turn down one of her cookies?"
>Her ears twitch as she stares at you.
>"..No." She sighs. "Fine, fine. But let's at least make this interesting." She grins as she glides next to you.
"Hmmmm? How so?"
>"Like..." She taps a hoof to her forehead. "We'll each make a batch, best one wins."
"Fair enough, Das-"
>Tearing the recipe from your hand, she immediately begins gathering ingredients.
>After recovering from your daze, you do the same, eventually falling into a trance as you prepare the confectioneries.
>You're not sure why, but as you mix the items together, you feel something in your very core.
>Something that simply continues to grow, and grow.
>Your world becomes a blur as you throw your heart into the work.
>There is no competition, there is no Dash. There is only you, and the [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]
>Blazing through the list, you don't find yourself again till you're putting the tray in the oven, Dash right next to you as she does the same.
>You both fall back, panting.
"And now, we wait..."
>And so you waited.
>"This... is really boring... but I win."
"What? How do yo-"
>"I put mine in first."
"That's not the point, the point is the taste and how well they're done."
>"Like I said, I win." She lays back on the floor.
"But they're not even done ye-" Ding.
>Turning to the oven, it appears they're actually finished already.
>The two of you take your respective trays out and stand proudly next to them.
"So Dash, ready to ex-what the hell is that." You raise an eyebrow to her cookie.
>"What? Chickening out already?"
"Dash, why is it all one cookie? Better yet, why is it a giant heart?"
>Raising an eyebrow, she turns to her treat before widening her eyes in surprise.
"You had the same recipe as I did, soooo.. what happened exactly?"
>"I-I don't know, just kind of, came out like that. Hey! Yours is the same!"
"What? No it isn't, I se-" Silence as you look down at your own.
>It too was a single, large, heart-shaped cookie.
"Huh... well okay." You scratch your head. "That's, weird. Eh, not like it matters, a cookie is a cookie. Ready to try one?"
>She slowly nods as you take a knife.
>Deciding to start with yours, you begin cutting into it.
>And that's when you hear a sound.
>Light at first, but as the knife goes deeper, you begin to recoil as the volume increases.
>Screaming.
>The fucking thing is screaming oh god.
>"ANON WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" You turn to her, your own horror reflected by hers as chocolate gushes from the cookie's wound.
"I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW!" The cookie is shaking violently.
>"MAKE IT STOP CELESTIA PLEASE!" Tears begin to well her eyes as the shrieking pierces your ears, drowning her out.
>Knife still in hand, you bring it down onto the treat, repeating it multiple times as you tear at it with the other hand.
>It grows louder and louder as your senses force everything out.
>Silence, you have to silence it god why won't it stop you have to- Silence.
>Dash lies curled in a corner as you look around your kitchen.
>Pieces of cookie are strewn across the room, much of it smeared on yourself.
>You set the knife down as you fall to your knees.
>You don't move till you here a soft, chewing sound.
>Looking over at Rainbow, you see that she, somewhat hesitantly, took a piece of the remains and tried it.
>Her expression slowly evolves from fear, to confusion, to surprise, and, now, what you can only relate to utter bliss.
>Her wings unfurl as she begins pulling more to herself.
>Taking a piece from your cheek, you speak.
"Heh... they can't be that good Dash." You take a bite and chew for a bit. "Yea, they're not THAT holy mother of Shiva and all things beautiful in the world." You can feel your pupils grow and your body become more sensitive.
>The universe itself feels so, wonderful.
>Oh god... you think you just reached true peace.
>Is... is this what [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] is?
>The two of you proceed to clean every inch of the room. Your lusts knowing no bounds as you yearn for more.
>As soon as it's gone though, it's almost as if the void itself replaces your heart.
>You think you're going to cr- There's another.
>Dash appears to remember this as well as the two of you slowly turn your heads to hers, still resting on the table.
>Gripping the knife in hand, you carry yourself to it, the pegasus floating next to you as you do so.
>Reaching the cookie, you swear you hear it whimper.
>Today was a good day.

Day Selovan in Equestria
>Sugarcube Corner can burn in a pit.
>Pinkie and the Cakes had to leave to cater a party in Canterlot.
>Unfortunately, they also couldn't close shop as a large number of orders had been placed.
>She had asked yourself and her friends if they could cover.
>Sadly, only you and Applejack could make it.
>At the moment, you are in the middle of rush hour.
"Okay AJ, I need five Fritters, an order of glazed donuts, baker's dozen, and three more heart-shaped cookies. Those bastards are selling like hot cakes."
>She looks up at you. "Well, aren't they?"
>Setting down the order, you stare at her for a moment.
"Figure, of speech AJ, you know how to make them right?"
>"Uh.. yea, 'ah got it Anon!"
>You call back to her as you set the donuts in the oven.
"Great, we have to have it ready in about thirty minutes."
>"No problem!"
>This continues till it's time to retrieve the cookies.
>As you pull them out of the oven, however, you simply stare down at them.
"Applejack. What the fuck is this?"
>Finishing up a few fritters, she turns to you before dashing over. "What's got you all frazzled Anon?"
>Nodding to the cookie, she looks down at it before looking back to you in confusion.
>"Am 'ah s'posed to be seen somethin' here?"
"Applejack. It's a giant, flat, heart-shaped apple. All I want to know, is how?"
>"That's not how it's s'posed to be made?
>Your jaw drops as you try to find words for her.
>"Excuse me! Sir? We've been waiting on our order for ten minutes now!"
>Shaking yourself you smile to him.
"I apologize sir, there was a small incident, we'll have to remake the cookies. It'll take about fifteen more minutes. I'll take one of them off the price though, okay?"
>"Just get it done." He stomps off.
>Pulling together everything you can, you speak once more.
"Okay, okay, it's fine, I'll just help you out. We'll make it through this."
>Finishing the cookies up, you let her set them in the oven and go about doing more orders.
>When the time comes to take them out of the oven, you're awestruck.
>Yet again, all of them are heart-shaped apples.
"Okay, AJ, no fucking around, how are you doing this?"
>"Ah don know what you're talkin 'bout Anon!"
"APPLEJACK, we don't even have apples here!"
>"They're all 'ah know Anon!"
>This repeats about four more times.
>The last one you made entirely yourself.
>It came out the same way.
>As customers left in annoyance, you were left with about thirty heart-shaped apples.
>You beat AJ unconscious with the last one that comes out of the oven.
>Today was a bad day.

Day Thoros+2 in Equestria.
>Looking down at her, you speak once more.
"Please, please, just take it.. take everything you need.."
>You barely manage to speak through the sobs.
>She continues searching you with a half-lidded gaze, her voice hardly a whisper. "It's... it's not there.."
>Your grip tightens around her. She's so cold.
"It is there Chrysalis, goddamnit it's there, just take it, take all of it..."
>"S-so.. hungry..." Her breath slows even further.
>Pulling her into a hug, your tears finally break, streaking her mane as you hold her.
"Then eat! Please, please... just eat..."
>"I.. I can..." Silence.
>Your eyes grow wider as you lighten your grip, leaning her back a bit to get a better view.
"Ch-Chrysalis?.."
>Silence.
"No, no no, you don't get to leave me like that. I did everything I could, you don't get to just leave like that.."
>You begin to shake.
"Why couldn't you... I would've given you everything.. all of me... so why?!"
>Shaking her does nothing.
>Neither does the screaming, but that doesn't stop you for the rest of the night.
>Bad End.

Day Haberdasher in Equestria
>It's been a rough few months in the Hive
>Ponyville was something itself, but at least the social structure was something relatable
>The Hive though, well, if you hadn't had royalty dragging you around the entire time, would have been a tad more difficult
>Regardless, during your stay, you've adapted, and even sprouted new feelings on the matter
>More likely, you just accepted what you already knew
"Are you sure you're ready, Chrysalis?"
>The Queen rolls her eyes as she curls a smile
>"Oh please, we've danced around it long enough, haven't we, Anon?"
>Your own smirk matches hers
"Heh, guess you're right..."
>You begin leaning into her, your hand grazing her ear as you caress her hair.
>Your eyes close as you near her, readying yourself fo-
>"LET THE MATING RITUAL COMMENCE"
>Your eyes fly open
"WOAH CHRYSA-"
>Her jaw splits into four as it grips your head firmly
>Your voice is quickly drowned out as you choke on the viscous fluid flooding your system, your ears ringing from her horrible screaching
>For hours, you stand there in absolute shock, her magic apparently keeping air in your lungs
>Sometime the next day, she lets go, reforming her face and panting as you cripple to the floor
>"Wow... so... was it as good for you as it was for me?"
Fuck Changelings

>Day I don't even fucking bother keeping up anymore
>Walking around Canterlot
>You can't help but feel you've grown a bit callous as you backhand a small filly and take their milkshake
>Admittedly, you started to feel bad for her
>And then its mother speaks
>"Oh don't worry honey, that's just how he says hello!"
>The tears the filly started to form all but vanish in an instant
>"Ooooooh, okay, bye Mr. Anon!"
>Stopping mid shake, you football the glass into the fillies head and start walking again
>Various occurrences of this continue as you make your way to the palace
>They're throwing some kind of coronation or party or something
>As long as they keep it down, you don't care
>After finding your chamber, you lay down, and start to clo-
>Explosions everywhere
>Well then. And here you thought you'd go a day without punching a horse
>Silly you
>Making your way down the hall, you see black and green blurs crashing throughout the city
>Upon closer inspection, they look like bughorses
>Lovely
>Being that they're horses, you're sure they worship or follow some bullshit monarch or other, and as it looks like an attack, you figure Celestia and co are already trying to give them party favors
>So, to the throne it is
>As you get there and look around, you see that, at least in Pinkie's case, that was exactly what happened
>Unfortunately, it seems like the boss lady has already dealt with her
>Following the line of horse bodies, you see what you can only assume to be the princess, queen, whatever
>Well, time to get down to business
>Taking half a second to stop gloating, she seems to notice you approaching her
>"Oh, what is this? I didn't realize such a creature existed in this land. No matter, you too-
>And punch to the face
>"AH, h-how DARE YOU, DO YOU HA-
>And haymaker
>Man, bughorses aren't nearly as soft as the normal ones
>She leaps back, fluttering with a look of absolute rage mixed with a bit of shock
>"VERY WELL, JUST BURN THE-
>As her horn begins to glow, you grab Pinkie, her hoof making a honking sound, and sling the pink bitch into the bughorse
>Goddamn that was satisfying
>Walking over to the queen, she throws the pink blob off of her
>"I'LL JUST DRAIN YOU WHER-...There's nothing. Just, nothing! What are y-
>Roundhouse kick
>Huh, you think you heard something crack that time
>Before you can walk to the bughorse again, she immediately recoils and starts to fly off, calling her army with her
>"KNOW THIS, THING, I WILL RETURN, AND WHEN I DO, I'LL HAVE YOUR HI-
>And silver platter to the throat
>You've gotten too good at this
>Watching your latest acquaintance finally decide to shut her mouth and flit away, you can't help but feel like you lost an opportunity
>Eh, fuck it
>You're tired
>As you head back to your room, the other horses begin to stir
>The big one in the corner does as well
>She intercepts you just as you start to exit the room
>"Anon! Equestria owes you a great debt on this day, plea-"
>And punch to the face
>She goes down like a 600lb winged horse
>After a quick gasp from everyone, you feel like there may be hope in this world yet
>Rarity speaks
>"Oh Anon, he cared more for Celestia's rest than his own glory! Such a gentleman of unequaled refinement!"
>Yea
>Fuck this place


>Day Thoraxian in Equestria
>Life is good
>You've set yourself into a nice routine in your stay
>Eat, sleep, fuck shit up on random occasion, truly is was a life to live
>And at the moment, it was all yours
>That is, until a rapid, soft hoofing rattles your door
>Funny, you didn't figure you had a match with Rainbow today, and harvest isn't for another month, so AJ is out
>Opening the door reveals a somewhat more rare guest
>"O-oh... hi Anon."
>Raising an eyebrow, you flash a smile at the yellow pegasus
"What's up Flutters? Haven't seen you in quite awhile. Bit of a ways out here from the cottage isn't it?"
>"Umm.. it's, not really that far, your house actually borders the otters nest by the stream, so, it's not bad."
"Oh yea, the little guys are actually pretty nice, gave me a fish once, still, need something?"
>"....well... I, just wanted to, say, that, I... umm.
>Snickering a bit you pick lightly at the ball of anxiety, wavering your hand a bit to help her on
>"I... I think, I.."
>She takes a deep breath
>"I like you and I think we should be together, after all, you get along with nature and the animals and so few actually bother with them around here when it's not time for Winter Wrap-Up, but pay attention to them all year and I think that's really sweet and please say yes"
>She almost falls over, gasping for air
>Well then

>Honestly, you had expected this to eventually pop from AJ or Rainbow, but, Flutters?
>You kneel down, and rest your hand on her shoulder, causing her to jerk her head up expectantly
"Flutters, that's, very sweet of you, and, I appreciate the thought, but I'm just not looking for a relationship or anything like that right now, and, we're a bit different as is."
>"N-no! That's, a good thing, it's new, and, I could fit for you, and, stuff, it wouldn't be a problem, I promise!"
>Huh, she's a bit more adamant than you thought she'd be
"Look, there's just some, key differences between us, I mean, I get the... thrill, of a different, species, and all that, but, the base kinks and stuff that w-
>Her eyes light up
>"Oh, but that's fine Anon, I just need to find what grabs you, and we could work on that!
>Okay, this is getting too much now
"Look, I'll give you some time to think more clearly, and-
>"No, I mean, this is something that's happening, and, we need to discuss it"
"We will, but I think some stuff nee-
>As you look at her, you can't help but notice there were quite a few more animals in the area
>Birds lined the branches of the oak in front of your house
>The otters that she talked about when first arriving now flanked her, and right by her side was Angel himself, twirling a carrot in his hand
"..Fluttershy. Where did these guys all come from?"
>"I... kind of thought you may have had different thoughts, so, I thought they could help me, you know, just in case.
>Standing back up, you slowly begin to step back into your house

"Just in case of what."
>You hold a tight grip on your door
>"Well.." She clears her throat ever so lightly. "I think you know Anon."
>You standoff with the hoers for what seems like an age as your peripheral vision slowly catches more and more animals swarming the area
>You can't make a move until your sure, not until one of-
>The otters suddenly bolt up at you, only to receive a door to their skulls
>Latching the lock as quickly as you can, you can hear the house begin to be swarmed from the naturalistic invaders
>Okay, think quick, weapon
>You grab the umbrella next to your door just in time for one of the windows to burst open, birds flooding through
>Pigeons, ducks, chickens, peacocks, and before you can identify more, a bearded vulture screeches in your face
>Fuck
>Jabbing the vulture with the Umbrella, you unfold it, hoping to have some form of shield against the darting monsters as you try to make it to the closet
>This works all of fucking not when an emu tears the damn thing from your hands
>Deciding that running from the damn thing to be totally vain attempt, you grab a toucan that was diving you and proceed to beat the emu with it as you continue your retreat

>Using the colourful bird as an impromptu nunchaku buys you enough space to open the closet door
>Apologizing to Sam, you sling him back into his feathered brethren as you reach into your ghetto armory of the moment
>Oooooh yea, there it is, Celestia bless Pinkie
>You tear out the party horn, a 150-decibel pumping monstrosity that Pinkie threw at you as a present when you first came here
"Let's go motherfuckers!"
>At least, you think you said something along those lines
>All you really register at the moment is a cacophony of ringing, squeals and horns, and the sight of a couple hundred avians losing their shit and trying their damnedest to escape
>Regardless, it worked, a little too well unfortunately, as you've kind of nuked yourself as well
>You're not sure how long you were zoned out, trying to refocus your hearing, but almost as quickly as you do, you wish you hadn't
>"Second group, take position, prepare for infiltration!"
>Woah. You're hearing is still a little fucked, but, did you just hear Commandershy?
>Suddenly otters, possums, and every mammal you can think begin swarming in every opening the birds managed to pry open
>You hadn't noticed at the time, but most of them hadn't actually been dragging after you it seems
>Rather, they were actually trying to force open as many areas as possible
>Holy shit this was an organized force

>Immediately bringing up your noise cannon, you refrain from murdering yourself when a mongoose finds itself two feet from your face
>It has mice stuffed in its ears
>For fuck's sak-
>Suddenly your world is claws and howls
>You reach back into your closet, pulling out a baseball bat and a small box as you headbutt the door frame, forcing the unconscious mammal off
>Power swinging a koala as it drops from fucking nowhere, you push your way to the kitchen, slamming the door shut behind you
>This does little as the it immediately begins to wobble
>They actually managed to pull one of the bolts out of a hinge and almost unscrewed another
>Okay, no time for worrying, what can you do
>Looking down at your box, you see you hit the fucking lottery
>Emptying it's contents, you pocket the item as you run to the stove, only to have a chimpanzee drop from the ceiling
>No time for this shit, you start to swing at the ape, only to have it grab it
>You swear it actually sneers at you before wrenching the weapon from your hand and making a short leap
>Fine, we'll play this goddamn game
>A few things happen in those split seconds
>See, the ape didn't seem to expect you to smile at this event
>And the ape definitely didn't expect you to reach out for him as well
>Most importantly, as you fell back, combining your momentum with the leaping chimp's, the ape had no idea what the fuck a german suplex was
>And this is how you claimed victory, for now at least

>Forcing yourself to your feet, you make a mad dash to grab your bat once more, and shift yourself back to the stove, throwing everything on at once
>For good measure, you bust open the front shielding with your bat, shattering it in the process
>As you turn, readying yourself to get to the basement, the door finally busts down
>You say down, but more-so across the room and against the opposite wall
>You don't bother looking to see who it is, you just keep running, tear open the door, pull the flare gun from your pocket, and turn as the door closes behind you
"See ya later, Harry"
>Pulling the trigger, the shot barely makes it through the crack, and over the bear
>From there, everything is black

>Fuck, everything hurts
>Everything
>Dragging yourself up the basement steps, you struggle to shove the rubble away as you climb back to level ground
>What was once a two story house around you, is now a charred and crashing shell
>Man. You definitely fucked this place up
>As you revel in the destruction, the world suddenly goes to a ninety degree angle as you're put on your ass
>Oh, silly you, as you grunt, holding your ribs and pushing yourself up, you forgot about the final boss
"Fuck... off... rodent..."
>He rolls the carrot in his mouth as he cracks his knuckles
>As he starts darting around you, getting ready to jump you again, you pick up a block of wood and powerball it into the back of his head
>He kind of just squirms after that
>Man
>You hate to say it, but that was actually, really anti-climactic
>Ah well, not every match has a good end
>Hoooooold right the fuck up
>Jerking your head to a glimmer in the still burning parts of your house, a special yellow pegasus leaps through a steady flame
>It looks like she tried her hardest to make it as dramatic as possible, but the illusion fell apart as she simply stood shaking
>At least, considering the pony, you'd assume it to be
>Either way, you decide to give her what she wants, and prepare for the true fight
>Running up to her, you take a swing, only to find that she's apparently a tenth Dan judo master, as she effortlessly flings you over her and manages to lock both your left arm and right leg in one perfect motion
>"You can give up now, i-if you want, that is."
>Oh goddamnit
>You struggle as much as you can, but that only succeeds in torquing your joints even more
>In one final desperate act, you reach back to her, trying to take some hold of anything, only managing to graze something
>That seems to be enough though, as she starts to lighten up, whatever you hit, it worked
>In response, you begin furiously flicking and ruffling what you can only identify by feeling to be one of her wings
>Almost instantly, she relinquishes her hold, and as quickly as you can, you take advantage, flipping and pinning her between your legs
>You hang over her for a bit, both of you gasping, with herself holding a fair blush
>Her eyes fling open as you pull back your fist
>"A-anon! You're.."
"ROCK SOLID!"
>And suddenly her face was a crater
>Rolling away, you flip a cigarette out of your back pocket, lighting it on what looks to be a sizzling piece of your bedpost
>Overall, you have to say, it hasn't been that bad of a day
>You are Anonymous
>And your fetish is epic death battles
>Your attention is drawn as Fluttershy starts shivering and lightly moaning as her head remains ostriched in the ground
>Fucking Fluttershy


>Day Norsinder in Equestria
>Busy busy
>It's all you ever seem to be
>Working at Sugarcube Corner with Pinkie
>Place is fucking overflowing because of the monthly special
>Heart-shaped cookies half off
>Its hell, but you manage to make it to the end
>As you start closing up shop, a single filly runs up to the counter
"Sorry kid, we're closed for the day, feel f-"
>"Please, sir, just, I just want one."
>What
>As you look over the counter, you see an emaciated unicorn filly with sharp, emerald eyes
>Dear Celestia it's like a Charles Dickens novel and Shirley Temple had a baby made of cute
>Unfortunately, the store is totally out
>You sigh to her
"Look, if you want to come in tomorrow, I can have a batch ready for you, does that sound good?"
>The hint of a smile crosses her face, but she still seems fairly glum
>"So.. a-are you sure you don't have any tonight? I-I have bits, I promise!"
>She tries to levitate a couple from the pack on her haunch, but the strain proves to much, and she drops them on the floor, panicking as she tries to chase them
>Okay, you can't handle this anymore
"Hey hey hey, don't worry about it, here."
>You pull out your own box that you had planned as a special treat for the night
"Here, this should be plenty."

>As she picks up the last bit, her nose follows up to the box, her eyes instantly shining as she dives to grab it, dropping a bit in the process
>Rather than watch the poor thing dive back in forth between food and money, you skirt around the counter and pick up the bit, placing it in her pouch
>"Thank you thank you thank you so much, oh, I'm so sorry how much is it?"
>You pat her on the head and ruffle her mane
"Don't worry about it, just try to make it home safe, alright?"
>As you begin to lead her out, you can't help but feel like she's brimming with energy, so different than the filly that came in before
>It makes you feel good, but, strangely a solid bit more drained than you were, even for such a busy day
>Locking the door behind the filly, she looks back to give one last nod of appreciation, her eyes seeming to glimmer with, you suppose sheer happiness?
>Odd, but, no more-so than what happens around here anyway
>Continuing to clean up though, you can't help but feel like your chest is a fair bit tighter, and that the air is a bit lighter
>Maybe you should rest... yea... that sounds go-
>And everything is black


>Day sleep in Equestria
>Having been on countless adventures like going to the market, eating, and coming home, you're exhausted
>Falling into the bed like the lazy bastard you are, you quickly pass out
>Man, dreams are nice
>It's like doing stuff without actually having to do it
>...
>Wow you didn't know dreaming was so tiring
>You decide to step back in your own dream and just lay down
>That's when you notice a dark blue mare happening to do the same thing
"...Luna? Is that you?"
>You shock her to attention, causing her to pull her gaze from your own now empty dream
>"Oh, hum, verily, yes. Our apologies Anon, we spent so long flitting about within our own dreams, that they've managed to become rather... boring. We now tend to seek our former rest and entertainment in other ponies, or, creatures, dreams.
>Oh. Okay.
"..Okay.. that's fine, but you can go now, this is my sleep dream, and I want to sleep."
>"We understand Anon, we shall not impose."
>You wait
>She stares
>No poof, or fade out of dreamness, just staring
"So, you can leave now, okay?"
>"Hmm? Why must we so? We are not impeding anything, and besides, within this world the dreams are my fields, where the sun cannot touch."
"Yea, that's fair, but go bother someone else."
>"Anon, it is 3 in the evening, the only ponies unconscious in Ponyville at the moment, are yourself, and a coma patient, and the latter is rather dull."

"Yea, not seeing how this relates to me, or my sleeping, just go."
>"No."
>Goddamnit
"Yes, just go."
>"Dost thou intend to force me to vacate? I doubt so, as that would have to have you actually act."
"You got me there, I'm tired and boring, now go."
>"NO." Her mane starts filling your dream world.
>Okay, fine, she asked for it, it is still your dream afterall
>Snapping your fingers, her eyes and crotch tits switch places
>"WHAT IS THIS, WHAT, WHAT, OH, WHAT, WHERE IS THOU, YOU, WHERE AM I?"
>Flailing around, she eventually finds the edge of your metaphorical dream scape, and falls into the abyss
>You sigh as you stretch out once more
>Man, thinking is tiring
>And fuck dream hoerses


>Day Genophobia in Equestria
>What a glorious day it is
>The sun is shining
>The birds are singing
>And as you open your door, some thirty hoerses are fucking
>Welp, back to being a recluse
>You hate this place

>Day horticulture in Equestria
>Be Fluttershy
>Finishing your daily chores, you see that you've run a bit late today
>No time to run home, better take a detour and stop by Anon's on the way
>Stopping by your secret cellar under the bush behind his house, you throw on an outfit
>Fluttering to the front door, you knock and strike a pose
"Why, hello A-
>"Candy stripers aren't my fetish Fluttershy. And you already tried this one, I have to say, you're getting kind of sloppy.
>He crosses his arms in a frown
>You lose your words
>Think think think
"B-but Anon, I'm not one of those again, that would be, um, silly. I'm... a... candy.. striper.. dancer?"
>He stares at you
>"...Okay. Fine. I'll take it. But that isn't my fetish either, good save though. See ya tomorrow, same time."
>He shuts the door and you finally drop in anxiety
    >Keeping the magic alive, one day at a time


Day hallapalooza in Equestria
>Your daily shift at Sugarcube Corner has been pretty chill today
>About thirty minutes till closing time
>Everythings already cleaned and put up accept for the usual leftovers for last minute customers
>Yep, nice and smooth
>Naturally the universe cannot allow such a phenomenon, and you immediately hear crashing from the pantry
>The Cakes are at Canterlot negotiating with their supplier
>Pinkie is venturing with the Rainbow Hoers Brigade
>That leaves you and nobody
>And nobody is about to get an ass kicking
>Trailing to the back with broom in hand, noises leak into the hallway
>Scurrying, crunching, a few crashes
>More importantly, no changes in regards to your own advance
>Maybe it's the lack of natural violence in Ponyville, but you are so fucking pumped to beat a pony right now

>Tensing up, you leap around the corner and prepare to swing
>Aaaaaand fuck that
>Before you a hole-riddled hoers-shape has its head buried into a barrel of heart-shaped candies
>Part of you is shocked by the sight of the creature
>The rest is in absolute amazement that someone is eating that shit
>They've been back here for longer than you have
>Last time you asked, the Cakes said the same

>Your sudden entrance and stop seems to have alerted your presence to the creature, however
>It slowly pulls its head from the barrel and falls onto its haunches, turning as it does so
>What meets your eyes just fucks you up more
>A face completely plastered with decades old chalky hearts with puffy reddened eyes
>It chokes for a second as a few candies clack to the ground
>"Please... help me..." She manages to mutter out as she continues licking around her lips
>A single hoof rises, a hole filled with the sweets as her eyes stay connected to yours, devouring every piece with absolute disgust
>Holy shit
>Death is probably the only peace this creature could know
>You have to help it, but as you reach out she reels back
>Wrapping her hooves around the barrel, she begins to sink in a green flame
>Tears stream down her face as she continues shoveling confectioneries into her maw
>"Save me."
>And then nothing
>...
>You're going to ask the Cakes for a raise when they get back


Day Resoltier in Equestria
>"Hahaha, now with you pesky ponies out of the way, and Cadence off in another kingdom, Equestria is ripe for my swarm to wash over and rule supreme!"
>The most you can muster is a nose sighing grunt and eye roll
>See, you and the gang are currently gooed up on the walls of the Changeling Hive
>The idea was to steal a vacation while wandering around with whatever excuse for a threat they had to venture to
>Who would have guessed that actual peril awaited
>Chrysalis sneers
>"I am of course, however, a fair and righteous Queen, and so before you perish I will allow you final words."
>Her horn glows as she magics enough goo from you to speak
>Eh, fuck it, you're going to die anyway, might as well get everything out
"First of all, gotta say, really appreciate the opportunity, your majesty."
>Her grin grows a bit
>"I promise you, despite my love of flattery, it's not going to save you now."
"Not a problem, just giving a bit of warning to my host that this may take a slight bit."
>The other six turn to you along the lines next to you, perplexed
>Chrysalis simply rolls her eyes in response
>"My generosity has its limits, simply finish your redundant speech so that I can take my proper throne."
>Hm, with that in mind, you sort your thoughts before leaning to look at Pinkie

"Okay, so, you remember three months ago when nobody came to your birthday party and you ended up going full psycho?"
>Despite her upbeat attitude even in this, her hair immediately starts to droop at the memory
"Yeaaa, I was actually doing part time at the post office and a couple other things, point is, I really didn't have the time or care to attend a sixth party that week, so when your invitations came in, I kind of just... lost them, seemed like an accident would probably be less of an issue than telling you know, and frankly, I wasn't up for the bullshit of it all."
>You manage to hear a collective gasp even through the gags, and can feel 5 glares burning into you from both sides
>Pinkie however, just looks absolutely crushed, sobbing into her mane
>Chrysalis actually appears somewhat shocked as well
>"That, is, well, impressive. Wow. Rega-"
"Ooooh no, I'm not done yet, I've been in happiness village for years, this is a long time coming."
>She doesn't even seem to be angry about the interruption, simply falling back onto a set of pillows and sending off a guard to do something or other
>Turning to your left you meet eyes with Dash
>She does not seem to enjoy the experience however
"Heeeeeeey Daaaash, broooo... So you know how you've been finding random holes and shit in your cloud house? That was kiiiind of me. I have to be honest, the whole magic cloud thing pisses me off, so I try to find what shit stays up there and doesn't, from my understanding, you probably have like, at least thirty impromptu windows up there, so, sorry."
>Woah, yea, she's pissed
>Oh god she's trying to eat the goo to scream at you

>Luckily you are saved by your captor as she simply has a soldier slap more on
"Thanks for the save."
>The guard returns from his quest with a large bag of popcorn in tow.
>As the Queen receives it she appears ecstatic
>"Oh don't you mind me, please continue."
"Will do."
>Swing back to the right you give an awkward forced smile to Rarity
>She doesn't even allow eye contact, instead turning her nose up and away, but you can see the frown through the goo
"Okay, now this, I honestly feel terrible about. Remember how some of your prototype designs somehow leaked our and were covered in an issue of Fashion Disasters?
>Her eyes widen as her head snaps to your direction, a visibly pleading
"Yeaaaaaaaaa, bits were a tight that month, I didn't think they'd make such a hit out of it, but, yea, I'm just going to stop now."
>Chrysalis interjects, rapidly trying to swallow as she does so
>"Oh but you can't yet!"
"No no, just, with her, there's still a bit left."
>The Bughoers calms herself and gets comfortable once more, pulling the bag closer

>Falling back into your head, you try once more to piece together your list of crimes
>Oh, yea, that's something alright
>Turning your head back and forth, you actually had to try to see the pink maned pegasus, as she had already been trying to hide inside the cocoon before you had even started
>As you focus your sight on her though, you can see that she's still been watching everything from under her mane
>She's already whimpering
>Well shit, she's making this a bit harder
>But it's like a band aid right?
"Flutters... so you know how the Squirrelingtons went on vacation last summer and sent you a postcard that they had decided to stay and build a shelter for squirrels who didn't gather enough nuts for winter?"
>The thought seems to bring her out a bit, warmth filling her eyes before she realizes what is to come
"In my defense, it had been fucking years, and they liked to throw pine cones and shit at me, so in a way it was simply an act of retaliation after attempted peacekeepi-"
>Muffled squeaks escape her as she tries her hardest to hold back the flow of tears
"I ate the squirrels Fluttershy."
>Her wails manage to break through even the goo, forcing a a doubled up reapplication
>As your head falls, you see Chrysalis' eyes shining

>Okay, you've burned almost every bridge you've made, maybe some kind of good can come from this though
"So. How's everything going Twilight."
>She almost looks terrified
"Actually, I can't really think of anything that I directed at you."
>Though puzzled, she seems to sigh relief
>Out of the corner of your eyes, you see Chrysalis' ears drop and disappointment radiate off of her
"Buuuuuut"
>And just like that she's perked up
>Cute
>Don't get distracted, she is going to kill you all when this is done with
>Right
"So you know how you've been finding some... suggestive magazines and literature around the library?"
>She slowly nods
"And you know how a mare by the name of Candy Kiss came by last week?"
>And there's the glare
"Yea, none of that was on Spike, I've just been trying to help the guy out."
>Yep, she's trying to give a speech through the shit
>Oh, and there's the horn glow, damn she's trying
"Twilight, not that it really matters now, but the poor guy was pretty much raised with no consistent contact with anyone but... you, not to mention going through puberty and back, I can't even fucking imagine what that did to him psychologically, let alone chemically."
>She raises her eyebrows at this
"I've just been trying to get him out with some... fairer ponies, or at least some outside experience. I mean, Twilight, his crush with Rarity?"
>You can feel the mare blush behind you, not that she wasn't already fuming red to begin with
>Twi simply seems to shrug however
"The colour? Her mane?"
>Still nothing
"Twilight. Spike really, really, really, likes purple.
>Blank
"He REALLY, like purple."
>She's thinking. Thinking. Thinki-
>Yep that's disgust, shame and horror alright
>Pretty sure you broke her

>Looking back to the Queen you see that she is absolutely gleaming, hanging on your every word
>That's a shame
"Well, I think that about covers my last words."
>Shaking herself out of the stupor she looks at you confusedly
>"Wha.. bu... you still have one more!"
>One more? What is-
>Looking down you see the last member of your platoon
>Oh. Huh.
"Honestly I forgot she was even here. To be even more frank, I don't actually know her name. In common conversation I refer to her as the dirt hoers. Granny Smith? Sure. Apple Bloom? No problem. Big Mac? Brosky. But that one? She's not even the shade of a fucking apple. How am I supposed to remember?"
>If there's one thing you'll remember about her, it's how pissed she looks right now
"Before I finish though, I'd like to throw this out there. Maybe its the years of pent up sexual frustration, or maybe its being faced with my own mortality, but I would pound each and every one of you to the moon and back."
>You lean forward to look down the line
"Including you dirt hoers."
>You trail your eyes to Chrysalis who appears to be scraping the bottom of the bag absentmindedly
"But that all fails in comparison to the unholy acts I would perform upon you. Given the opportunity I would fucking destroy you in every feasible way."
>That's a blank bughoers
>Apart from that, you are being washed under waves of disgust and existential hate

>Their minds and your own are snapped back however by the sound of laughter ringing through the room
>Chrysalis is on her back, falling to pieces
>"I, Oh, I... Oh... okay... I can't do this. The sheer amount of emotion he's managed to pull from you will be enough to feed my kingdom for quite some time."
>She rights herself and adopts a proper posture
> "And in truth, it would be an absolute waste to allow such suffering to end, so I shall allow you to return and live for now."
"Myself included?"
>"Oh especially you"
>Woohoo you get to live
>Oh fuck you no you're not
>As you come to realize this, you notice Chrysalis lick her lips
>"Mmm, a bit of fear always did add a nice spice to it all, however, you will be staying, dear Anon."
>...Is that a win?
>Close as you'll probably get
>As the six bound hoerses are flown out of the hive, Chrysalis rises and carries herself to your still bound body
>The guards leave and the doors close
>Today was a good day


Day Oreltenan in Equestria
>Wake up after good night of rest
>coffee, breakfast
>morning paper and a comfy chair
>you do love a solid routine
>and like routine, the knocks on your door ring it to be about that time
>opening the door leads you to see the most swole fucking yellow hoers you have seen in your life
>It's like she spent an extended vacation training with that white pegasus at the gym and Iron Will back to back
>"Um, hello Anon."
>The tone of her voice makes you absolutely certain she grew a pair larger than your own crowning jewels
>Despite your cool morning start, such an affront cannot be allowed
"...You want to fucking go?"
>Her eyes gleam above her now twitching hoers pecs
>"A-absolutely! If you don't mind, of course."
>Standing to the side, you motion into your abode
>As she waddles in, you swear she squeaks as her frame waves back and forth
>Cracking your knuckles, you close the door
>You wake up two days later
>She broke your jaw
>and you're pretty sure she broke your hips
>Looking over from the hospital bed, you see her ecstatically going over you and trying to apologize
>Staring back at her, the only thing that rings in your head is that same primal sensation
"...You think you're fucking tough huh?"
>You do love your routines