basically the same thing i did for metal i

PS i still cant play guitar

lyrics: feel free to sing along

they're now in sight, the dark one's forces draw near
get in the fight, you cowards shan't be spared
a warrior's right, through enemy forces i'll tear
and gladly die, for a maiden so fair

we've broke the lines, my noble comrades cheer
his grand design, the dark one's plans weren't clear
i hear his voice, i wont bend down to fear
but it warps my mine, now all i care about is beer!

i've had a change of perspective, had a change in my head
got a fresh allegiance with the lord of the dead
evil washes cross the land, i don't give a fuck
went to slay the goblin king, instead we got drunk

told an elf to lick my asshole
a magic spell puts me out
i've had a really bad day
the dragon shit on my house

fought the evil witch, yeah she tasted my sword
afterwards we went bar hoppin' with dwarves
offered the princess' hand for breaking the horde
took one look at her and said "i'd rather bang your finest horse!"

i've returned to my keep and what evil is this?
we've 5 kegs of drink, and no bags of chips
i turn to my right, to arlez the swift
and send him for some food