Pinkie's Playhouse Ep. 02- Grand Opening

DAY ONE: ANONYMOUS CIRCUS GRAND OPENING

>Today is the day.
>You peek out of a tent flap and see ponies coming through the gates.
>The line is long.
>Excited, you turn around to Pinkie.
"There's a lot of ponies! How do I look?"
>Rarity had crafted you a wonderful pinstripe suit with tails, complete with shiny buttons and a large top hat.
>Pinkie is wearing a blue feather boa and an intricate blue headdress.
>"You look super duper sexy Anon!"
>Soon the stands of the big top would be loaded.
>It was your big show before the circus officially opened.
>A mare pokes her head into your dressing room, "twenty till spotlight Mr. Anon."
>You rub your hands together and beam at Pinkie Pie.
"Show time!"
>…
>The massive tent is pitch black.
>You can hear pony's voices all around you.
>There are a few butterflies in your stomach but Pinkie Pie is right next to you.
>She has something planned, you can feel it.
>So you'll have to beat her to the pie.
>You raise the mic up.
"Welcome to the most spectacular event in Ponyville!"
>The crowd cheers and a spotlight flashes onto you and Pinkie.
"Please, enjoy your stay at my circus and remember: you can't have TOO much fun!"
>The music starts blaring and the lights come on.
>Acrobat ponies flip, fling, fall and fly all over.
>Lions and tigers and bears prance out into the ring.
>There's ponies on stilts and Ponies juggling knives.
>With a dashing smile, you pick up the three pies next to you and begin juggling them.
>Wasting no time, you pick up Pinkie as well and begin juggling her.


>The roar of the crowd becomes a background noise while you watch Pinkie.
>This wasn't part of the rehearsed act.
>She looks very surprised.
>You grin ear to ear.
"Gotcha."
>Pinkie Pie crosses her legs and pouts, upside down.
>"This isn't part of the act!"
>You let her drop onto her butt and toss the pies up.
>Quickly grabbing the mic, you wave to the crowd.
"I am you ring master Anon! Please, enjoy your stay!"
>All three pies fall onto Pinkie Pie's head.
>The crowd erupts with laughter and cheers.
>This.
>This is what turns you on.
>Pinkie Pie licks all the pie off of her and gives you an unimpressed look.
>"You got me this time."
>With a chuckle, you turn and head back to your dressing room, letting the show go on.
>Pinkie Pie emerges from under your hat and leans down, her nose touching yours.
>"But watch your back."
>She kisses you, "sexy."
>Annnnnnd, she's gone.
>…
>You walk around the circus, watching all the fillies, colts and their parents playing games, eating and riding rides.
>No sign of Pinkie after the opening show.
>It's always a good day when you get one over on her.
>She hated it.
>But it was so much fun going back and forth.
>No doubt, she would get you back by the end of the day.
>For now, you watch ponies exit the haunted house terrified.
>Wait a second, your don't have a fucking haunted house!
>Upon further inspection of the sign, you see it reads 'Fluttershy's Fright Shack'.
"Son of a bitch..."
>You enter the house, ready to chew her out.


>The reason why the place is so horrifying?
>It only contains Fluttershy wearing a tiki mask.
>Damn theses ponies are scared easily.
>Fluttershy turns to you, her big green eyes visible through the ridiculous mask, "O-ooga booga..."
>You cross your arms.
"Fluttershy, who gave you permission to open a haunted house on my lot?"
>She tilts her head, "being scared isn't your fetish?"
>This pone here.
"This isn't even scary, this is stupid and taking up space, what... WASN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE CHERRY BERRY'S MAGIC BALLOON RIDE?!"
>Fluttershy flinches, "um, she g-got mad because she doesn't like f-fillies and colts. She told me I could take this s-space. And spit in my face..."
>You facepalm.
"Just take it all down. Please just get out."
>Outside you hear a shout, "One demolition coming right up!"
>A second later a cannon fires and Pinkie Pie comes blasting through the wall.
>"I detroyed your haunted sex house!"
>She smashes through the wall on the other side.
>The building begins to cave in.
>Fluttershy loses her shit and bolts out of a window.
>You however, aren't so lucky.
"Goodnight sweet prin-"
>…
>The first thing you hear is voices shouting.
>The first thing you feel is a warm wetness around your cock.
>Looking down you see Pinkie Pie with your dick all the way down her throat.
>She spits it out and looks at you, "my wiener to mouth resuscitation worked!"
>You push her off and look around one of the stands, back at the haunted house.
>Fluttershy's Fright Shack is destroyed and ponies are standing around cheering.
>You hear one filly shout to her mother, "this is the coolest carnival ever!"
>Fluttershy is being questioned by the royal guard.
>You stand and zip up your pants.
"Thanks Pinkie, couldn't have done it without you."
>She realizes that she hadn't actually succeeded in pranking you, just making you faint.
>Overall, it was a great first day.
>And tomorrow would be even better.