Zombie Delivery Girls

what well-paying job would a zombie take up?

Mail delivery zombie. Sure, they're slow but can work 24/7 with no issue. If you get enough of them you can get a really effective postal service.

What if you waited for delivery and just snatched one of the zombies?

Well they employ quite a few zombies, so they probably wouldn't mind it too much. The zombie would be more than happy with being the thing getting delivered.

>zombie delivery girl goes to anons house.
>just delivering an expensive engagement ring.
>when she gets their she asks anon for signature.
>he pulls in her and mating presses her.
>happens a few more times causing zombie to not even be able to say warm.
>once hes done he takes the ring
>then puts it on her hand and princess carries her to their new bed for cuddles.

>Zombie waifu quits job as you put her on full time housewife duty
>Get call from angry Lich boss who calls you a graverobber
I wonder what the turnover rate for zombies are