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  1. DATE: 11/07/2017
  2.  
  3. After the Battle of 11/07/2017, Ponyo forces attacked the weakened Rebel forces who were hiding in the woods. The rebels fiercely fought their attackers and quickly became victorious. After the Battle the rebels hunted down and executed retreating Regime soldiers in fear of being attacked again after the ponyo army regrouped.
  4.  
  5. Belligerent #1
  6. Ratfink Regime
  7. - Ponyo
  8.  
  9. Belligerent #2:
  10. #8chan Rebellion
  11. - Adnol
  12. - Jax
  13.  
  14. RESULT: Rebel Victory
  15.  
  16. IMAGES
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  18. ONE OF THE ONLY KNOWN DEPICTION OF THE BATTLE
  19. https://twt-media.washtimes.com/media/image/2016/03/10/3_102016_b3-lyon-crusades-ar8201.jpg
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  21. CAPTURED PONYO SOLDIERS
  22. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0XCKRWnl4to/UIc8vrnfJbI/AAAAAAAAAEc/L8nbFNwpBCU/s1600/SHA_65_0290_VN.jpg
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  24. PONYO SOLDIERS ATTEMPTING TO ENGAGE REBELS
  25. https://i1.wp.com/www.iwojima.com/battle/lbattlm.gif
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  27. REBELS FIRING ON THE PONYO INVADERS
  28. http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/62/23/52/13187721/4/rawImage.jpg
  29.  
  30. PONYO SOLDIERS PREPARING TO ATTACK
  31. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Rocca_di_Angera_-_Sala_di_Giustizia_Fresco_Visconti_1a.jpg
  32.  
  33. 12:12 PM <•or> i know a move that makes robots fall on girls
  34. 12:12 PM <•Jax> You don't seem to be getting banned
  35. 12:12 PM <•Jax> So
  36. 12:12 PM <[k00l]jman> _
  37. 12:12 PM <[k00l]jman> _ __ ___ ___ _ __ ___ ___ _ __ ___ ___ _ __(_)___ ___
  38. 12:12 PM <[k00l]jman> | '_ \/ -_) -_) '_ \/ -_) -_) '_ \/ _ \/ _ \ '_ \ / -_|_-<
  39. 12:12 PM <[k00l]jman> | .__/\___\___| .__/\___\___| .__/\___/\___/ .__/_\___/__/
  40. 12:12 PM <[k00l]jman> |_| |_| |_| |_|
  41. 12:12 PM <[k00l]jman> _
  42. 12:12 PM <[k00l]jman> _ __ ___ ___ _ __ ___ ___ _ __ ___ ___ _ __(_)___ ___
  43. 12:12 PM <•Ponyo> Jax: stop being so negative
  44. 12:12 PM <[k00l]jman> | '_ \/ -_) -_) '_ \/ -_) -_) '_ \/ _ \/ _ \ '_ \ / -_|_-<
  45. 12:12 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> Here we have an image of k00l soldiers defending agaiinst the advancing regime http://www.chewjitsu.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/butler_lady_quatre_bras_18151.jpg
  46. 12:12 PM <•Jax> I don't expect you to see my side
  47. 12:12 PM <[k00l]jman> | .__/\___\___| .__/\___\___| .__/\___/\___/ .__/_\___/__/
  48. 12:12 PM <[k00l]jman> |_| |_| |_| |_|
  49. 12:12 PM ← [k00l]jman ([email protected]) was kicked by •[^_^]: Stop flooding!
  50. 12:12 PM → [k00l]jman joined ([email protected])
  51. 12:12 PM <•Ponyo> I get kicked and banned too
  52. 12:12 PM <•or> i also have a movie that stops me from taking damage from anything
  53. 12:12 PM <•or> a move
  54. 12:12 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> Here is an image of Rebels taking cover during Regime bombardment https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UkfOPo_XIpA/maxresdefault.jpg
  55. 12:12 PM → iWat joined ([email protected])
  56. 12:12 PM <•Jax> that happens to you while I am gone
  57. 12:12 PM <•Jax> do you know why I am gone?
  58. 12:12 PM <•or> even the unblockable moves won't hurt
  59. 12:13 PM <•Ponyo> You talk as if I never got kicked or banned
  60. 12:13 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> This picture shows Rebels destroying regime artillery with remotely detonated explosives http://d15s5hfa31i2ep.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/images/2017-09-16/67p1.jpg
  61. 12:13 PM <•Ponyo> Just 2 days ago RatFink kicked me
  62. 12:13 PM <•Jax> Did I say that directly?
  63. 12:13 PM <•Ponyo> Am i butthurt?
  64. 12:13 PM <•Jax> Women are fucking retarded
  65. 12:13 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> o-oh he kicked you?
  66. 12:13 PM <•Jax> Always twisting what you say into something else
  67. 12:13 PM <•Ponyo> You are retarded Jax
  68. 12:13 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> ponyo some of us are banned for hours on end
  69. 12:13 PM <•or> Ponyo Adnol just got unbanned AGAIN
  70. 12:13 PM <•Hydrastra> SOMEONE KILL THIS LITTLE NIGGLET BEAN_CURD
  71. 12:13 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> and when we get back in
  72. 12:13 PM <•zof> DO YOU KNOW WHY JAX IS GONE HUH?!?!?!
  73. 12:13 PM → Enton joined ([email protected])
  74. 12:13 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> we are banned again
  75. 12:13 PM <olorin> still a piece of garbage
  76. 12:13 PM <•Hydrastra> NO MORE PEEPEEPOOPIES
  77. 12:13 PM <•zof> He's supporting his GOD DAMN FAMILY
  78. 12:13 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> stop being a dumbass lmao
  79. 12:13 PM <[k00l]jman> _
  80. 12:13 PM <[k00l]jman> _ __ ___ ___ _ __ ___ ___ _ __ ___ ___ _ __(_)___ ___
  81. 12:13 PM <[k00l]jman> | '_ \/ -_) -_) '_ \/ -_) -_) '_ \/ _ \/ _ \ '_ \ / -_|_-<
  82. 12:13 PM <[k00l]jman> | .__/\___\___| .__/\___\___| .__/\___/\___/ .__/_\___/__/
  83. 12:13 PM <[k00l]jman> |_| |_| |_| |_|
  84. 12:14 PM <•zof> #FreeJax
  85. 12:14 PM <•or> chloroxin
  86. 12:14 PM <•Ponyo> I am not twisting shit
  87. 12:14 PM <olorin> peepeepoopies peepeepoopies
  88. 12:14 PM <•Hydrastra> KILL HIM
  89. 12:14 PM <•or> ain't that a bleach?
  90. 12:14 PM <•Ponyo> I just said stop over reacting about shit
  91. 12:14 PM <•Jax> You took what I said and changed my meaning
  92. 12:14 PM <•Jax> That is called twisting words
  93. 12:14 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> !topic Ponyo "g-guys i was kicked once!"
  94. 12:14 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> o ya
  95. 12:14 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> i gotta wait
  96. New messages since you scrolled up
  97. 12:14 PM <•or> Adnol got kicked more times than that in school today
  98. 12:14 PM <•or> offline
  99. New messages since you tabbed out
  100. 12:14 PM <•Ponyo> This isnt worth it
  101. 12:15 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> once i was banned because YOU were spamming ponyo
  102. 12:15 PM <•Jax> As for being banned for hours over literally nothing more than Adnol speaking up
  103. 12:15 PM <•Jax> While I am gone
  104. 12:15 PM <•Jax> kek
  105. 12:15 PM <•Ponyo> Keep up your sulky attitude
  106. 12:15 PM — treeman4 dabs at the haters
  107. 12:15 PM <•Jax> Ponyo, yeah
  108. 12:15 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> jax b-but she was kicked
  109. 12:15 PM <•Jax> That is super fair
  110. 12:15 PM <•Ponyo> I am out
  111. 12:15 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> two days ago
  112. 12:15 PM ← •Ponyo left ([email protected]): Leaving
  113. 12:15 PM <•or> i once was banned by someone in a channel where i was op
  114. 12:15 PM <•or> on EFnet
  115. 12:15 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> ponyo: "Osht they are right, I better leave"
  116. 12:15 PM <•or> like i said, only once
  117. 12:15 PM <Anchorman_Adnol> she left to make peepeepoopies on the streets of India
  118. 12:15 PM Anchorman_Adnol → Adnol
  119. 12:16 Jax kek
  120. 12:16 Jax THEY'LL PROBABLY GET MAD LIKE A BITCH IS SUPPOSED TO
  121. 12:16 or oh nevermind
  122. 12:16 Jax I like Ponyo, but she is being so obtuse
  123. 12:16 or it was only a kick
  124. 12:16 Hydrastra !topic
  125. 12:16 *** Kirkland_Signature joined #8chan
  126. 12:16 Hydrastra !topic #8chan TITLE:
  127. 12:17 Jax She clearly does not like me
  128. 12:17 Hydrastra topic fail?
  129. 12:17 Hydrastra damnit
  130. 12:17 Adnol she is a bitch nigga
  131.  
  132.  
  133.  
  134. Fearing another attack, the rebels pursued the retreating ponyo soldiers.
  135.  
  136.  
  137. 12:21 Adnol lol Ponyo tried to attack me and jax
  138. 12:21 Adnol We destroyed all her forces
  139. 12:21 *** Adnol is now known as Anchorman_Adnol
  140. 12:21 DerMann attack where?
  141. 12:21 Ponyo Anchorman_Adnol: get your facts right
  142. 12:21 DerMann don't be mean to my baby
  143. 12:22 Ponyo I just said stop acting like children and get over it
  144. 12:22 Anchorman_Adnol Hey ponyo!
  145. 12:22 Anchorman_Adnol i thought you had to leave
  146. 12:22 Ponyo Yes
  147. 12:22 Jax >having an opinion about something that does not affect you
  148. 12:22 Jax Kek
  149. 12:22 Ponyo To make myself stop watch you both sulk
  150. 12:22 Anchorman_Adnol Sorry for being mad that I get banned for multiple hours as soon as I join
  151. 12:22 Anchorman_Adnol ill be more mature
  152. 12:22 DerMann Ponyo, bby
  153. 12:22 Anchorman_Adnol and let him ban me
  154. 12:23 DerMann what's going here
  155. 12:23 Ponyo Hi DerMann
  156. 12:23 DerMann swings dick around
  157. 12:23 Ponyo I dunno
  158. 12:23 Jax You want to complain about our reaction to unjustified treatment
  159. 12:23 DerMann don't make me use it
  160. 12:23 Jax Like somehow you are entitled
  161. 12:23 Anchorman_Adnol Sorry Ratfink, Next time ill let you ban me
  162. 12:23 Anchorman_Adnol and not complain about it
  163. 12:23 Anchorman_Adnol Jax its ok she was kicked once
  164. 12:23 Anchorman_Adnol she knows how we feel
  165. 12:23 DerMann kicked?!
  166. 12:23 Ponyo How am I entitled?
  167. 12:23 Anchorman_Adnol yep
  168. 12:23 Anchorman_Adnol she was actually kicked once!
  169. 12:23 DerMann DON'T BE KICKING DERPONYO
  170. 12:23 Anchorman_Adnol ratfink kicked her
  171. 12:23 Ponyo I get kicked and banned by grobend
  172. 12:23 Jax You are being pretty sure of your ability to have an opinion about our treatment
  173. 12:24 Ponyo And pk
  174. 12:24 Jax And negatively at that
  175. 12:24 Jax That is entitlement
  176. 12:24 Ponyo But apparently you dont see that
  177. 12:24 DerMann [20:23:55] <Ponyo> I get kicked and banned by "the groper"
  178. 12:24 DerMann i see why
  179. 12:24 DerMann mmmm
  180. 12:24 Ponyo Y
  181. 12:24 Jax jajaja
  182. 12:24 DerMann "the groper"
  183. 12:25 Ponyo Huh
  184. 12:25 Jax Ponyo I actually think RatFink is funny
  185. 12:25 Jax But he acts like a child with a hammer
  186. 12:25 DerMann innuendo
  187. 12:25 Ponyo Ratfink is ok to me
  188. 12:25 Jax Children with hammers just gotta hit things
  189. 12:25 Jax Because they can
  190. 12:26 DerMann is this the place I'm supposed to say RatFink is stupid?
  191. 12:26 DerMann gonna have to increase my pay to call them a nigger
  192. 12:26 DerMann if im gonna do something im good, not gonna do it for free
  193. 12:27 Anchorman_Adnol ponyo do you think its ok that he bans people as soon as they join
  194. 12:27 Christistheway Niggers love to tongue my anus.
  195. 12:28 Ponyo I dont
  196. 12:29 Anchorman_Adnol so you think he needs to stop banning us
  197. 12:30 Ponyo Maybe you should talk to him directly
  198. 12:30 Anchorman_Adnol lmao i tried
  199. 12:30 Anchorman_Adnol he banned me
  200. 12:30 Anchorman_Adnol in fact i tried a couple of times
  201. 12:30 Anchorman_Adnol each resulting in a ban
  202. 12:31 Christistheway NO LONGER shall white men's anuses suffer from nigger's tongues folks. We are putting a stop to it IMMEDIATELY. Now that ANTIFAA has been signed into law we are bigly stomping down on nigger's attempts to tongue anuses.
  203. 12:31 Anchorman_Adnol ok
  204. 12:32 *** Jax is now known as SamuraiJax
  205. 12:33 SamuraiJax Yeah
  206. 12:33 SamuraiJax I tried to talk to him quite often
  207. 12:33 SamuraiJax He simply bans me before I can say much
  208. 12:37 *** Ricky_The_Rapper joined #8ch.net
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