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                        Version 42, October 2013

     Copyright 2013 James Velasquez <xyberviri@xyberviri.com>

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      0. DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
      1. DON'T BOTHER ME.
      2. ACCEPT ALL CULPABILITY THAT RESULTS FROM THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE OR LICENSE.
      3. NOT INTENDED FOR HUMANS
         a. CONSUMPTION
         b. USE (MEDICINAL OR OTHERWISE)
      4. DO NOT USE IF YOU:
         a. BECOME IRRADIATED BY THE ANY CLASS G STAR IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY
         b. COME WITH IN 150,000,000 KM OF THE Earth's STAR(also know as the "sun").
         c. ARE OF THE "Hominid" FAMILY OR "Homo" GENUS.
         d. ARE A PIRATE (limited to Software Pirates, Yolo Pirates & Pirates of the Caribbean).
         e. HAVE EVER USED ANY TYPE OF DEVICE CAPABLE OF ARITHMETIC OR LOGICAL OPERATIONS.
      5. THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS MAY CHANGE AT ANY TIME AND AGREE TO: AGREE TO THOSE TERMS.
      6. YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS AND ANY NEW ONES I THINK OF LATER(but haven't added yet, see 5).
    189. You agree that all worship, prayer, obeisance, sacrifice, oaths, requests for guidance and/or intervention,
         and any other invocations of divinity directed at any deity or deities listed in Appendix H.viii¹ will instead
         be directed at the Serene Tribune, Friend of the Righteous, hereafter referred to as 'Amicus.' Furthermore,
		 you agree that this clause supersedes conscious intent with regard to the direction of the aforementioned
         invocations of divinity.
    191. You agree that Friends of Amicus LLC may access your consciousness for the purpose of exerting subconscious
		 influence and/or temporary control of consciousness for a period not to exceed seventy-two (72) hours during
         any one-week period.
    216. You and Friends of Amicus LLC agree that any attempt to breach or modify the terms of this agreement, or to
         bring suit against Friends of Amicus LLC, must be settled by arbitration in the Serene Tribunal.

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NOTE ON ¹Appendix H.viii: Appendix H.viii has been moved here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lists_of_deities