Chef Anon OS (Twilight light clop) Unfinished

Maybe I'll finish this, maybe I'll hate myself for writing it and then delete.  I don't know.



>Day Cholula is superior to Tapato.
>Be Chef Anon.
>And you've just spent the entire night trying to improve your hot sauce recipe.
>You couldn't balance the coriander and paprika, but you've found that a few saffron threads make up for the excessive bite, of the paprika.
>You have another hot date with Twilight.
>And it's going to be HOT.
>After the sauce has cooled, you take a tiny spoonful and bring it under your nose. Instantly your nose hairs curl.
>Yea, the should be just fine.
> Or is it?
>Oh fuck it's horrible, it must be! Your nose hairs are so disgusted with the sauce that they've committed suicide!!
>Oh god why!!??
>Just then you hear your door bell ring. It's obviously Twilight.
>Oh shit, no, no no,-
>Get a hold of yourself man! Do you even remember what AJ told you?
>I- But-
>No butts!
>...
>The door bell rings again, prompting you to shuffle out of the kitchen to ope the door for Twilight.
>"Hi Anon!"
Hey Twi, the tacos are about done.
She takes a deep breath and shivers slightly.
>"Mmmmmm~ They smell amazing..."
>You barely stop yourself from calling her a liar and stuffing her face with fried yaoyate flowers.
Err, yeah, uh, they'll be done here in a minute. I'll uh, meet you on the balcony then?
>" Kay!"
>Twilight heads up the stairs and give you wink before disappearing around the corner.
>You can't help but rush up the stairs with the plate of tacos and your horr- adequate hot sauce.
>Your round the corner and see Twilight sitting at the table on the balcony with one of your cookbooks.
Hey.
>" Hi!"
>She gives you another one of those smiles that makes your heart stop.
>Twilight licks her lips in anticipation as you set down the plate with a dozen or so meat and pony tacos.
>"Mmmm~ They look delicious!"
Heh, thanks. Didn't think ponies had tacos, what with the meat and all. So, how was the Crystal Empire?
>"Oh Celestia, you won't believe what happened!"
I bet I can.
>Twilight starts to go on about her adventure up north and how her and her friends save an entire Empire. But all you can focus on is her ladling your hot sauce onto her taco.
>Oh god she's going to hate it.
>Don't say that.
>It must be awful.
>Shut up.
>Twilight pauses and takes a bite of your creation.
>Beads of sweat start to form on her forehead as her cheeks turn a bright read.
>She starts to pant slight while shaking from head to hoof.
>Oh god.
>"Ah~! A-Anon..."
>Oh no.
>Twilight levitates her tacos to her lips and starts to lick every last bit of hot sauce off of it, completely ignoring everything else.
>Sweat pour from her cheeks and onto the table. She moans with every lick and drop that touches her tongue.
>Oh fuck she hates it! She must! But she must be so polite, that she's just licking it all away, so she doesn't have to look at it!!
>Twilight sets down her taco and sucks on the tip of her hoof before licking every last drop from her lips.
>She looks at you like she's going to faint.
>"Anon...~"
Oh Jesus.
>She reaches for the hot sauce train, but not before you snatch up.
>She looks at you with horror as you walk out of the room with it held high above your head.
Twilight I'm sorry! I'm so sorry this ooze is so disgusting! I'll pour it down the sink so you don't have to look at it any longer.
>"NO!!"
>Twilight launchers herself onto your leg and holds onto your while you hobble to the nearest sink to get rid of your abomination.
>A musky smell hits your nose while you attempt to get rid of this monstrosity.
>Tears are forming in the corners of Twilights eyes and she continues to sweat profusely all over your floor while babbling incoherently.
Twilight, I know you're trying to spare my feelings, but this monstrosity need to be taken care!
>Her eyes go wide again.
>" NO ANON PLEASE!!"
>Oh god she really does hate it.
>"Anon please! Please! Please! I want more, I want all of it! I want to- to strip you down and pour your red musk all over your n- na- naked chest!
>...
>"I- I want to p-pour it into my mouth and share it with you as our lips m-meet!"
>...
>" PLEASE!"
>Twilight opens her maw as she grinds her snatch on your leg.
>...
...
>What is wrong with these ponies?

-fin-