Advertisement
Elohemian

Unforeseen Consequences - A lifetime friend(pt.16)

Jun 3rd, 2016
818
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 14.32 KB | None | 0 0
  1. >You take a deep breath looking at what you have to face: A giant monster that could eat you whole without much effort. Oh boy, you certainly didn’t like the idea of coming closer to that thing.
  2. >But you also take a glance at Luna and you remembered how excited she was about this whole thing... Fuck you have to do it…
  3. >Even if you’ve know her for literally just a day, you already had a strong feeling of affection towards Luna and her sister, and you were sure that they had the same feeling towards you too.
  4. >You take another breath and walk with determination towards the mutant lion. You puff your chest, and take position; this dumb motherfucker wasn’t going to defeat you.
  5. “HEY!”
  6. >Wind Rider quickly shifts his attention to you, giving you a really threatening look which makes all your courage and determination go away…
  7. “I-I mean…”
  8. >Wait no, Luna wouldn’t let it hurt you, you’re safe, grow some fucking balls. You clear your throat and extend your right hoof towards the manticore.
  9. “Hi… err Wind Rider right? My name is Anon...”
  10. >The creature looks you with disdain letting out another disgusted “hmph”.
  11. >”WIND RIDER!” Luna replies clearly angered at her friend behavior
  12. >Awww shit so you weren’t good enough for that asshole? keep calm… Stick with the polite route
  13. “Oh please… err”
  14. >Luna lands by your side and whispers to your ear “Mister Windrider, I forgot that he can be a little uptight when it comes to manners” Luna giggles a little
  15. “Manners? He jumped and tried to eat me!” You whisper back
  16. >”Yeeeah… Wind Rider can be a little protective” Luna says a little annoyed
  17. >Wind Rider clearly takes notice that you and Luna were talking about him and this time he completely turns his back to you.
  18. >Jesus fucking Christ, he’s worse than your ex-boss… but if he wanted manners, by god you were gonna give him some fucking manners.
  19. “I’m sorry if we or more accurately I offended you mister Wind Rider. I know this is not a valid excuse but this is my first time meeting someo- err somepony like yourself… Please accept my apologies”
  20. >You say that in the most polite, and gentleman-y tone you can muster, you even make a little bow.
  21. >You turn to look at Luna who gives you a super cheerful smile and claps her hooves… but Windrider… he just stays there still turned from you and the blue alicorn.
  22. >But nor for much, after just a few moments of silence the manticore lets out a big sigh turning to face you.
  23. >”EEEEEEE Now we can all be friends” Luna stomps her hooves in a rapid succession… is this a form of clapping? It was cute tho, but you do wonder what practical purpose it has.
  24. >Luna flies to her friend and gives him a big hug, her face was filled with you. Wind Rider on the other hand lets out another sigh as he rolls his eyes and pats the alicorn who was still hugging him.
  25. >Windrider looks at you unamused letting out a deep yawn and finally lying down and puts his head on his legs.
  26. >Luna in turn flies on her friend’s back and just like a cat, she starts kneading before lying down “Oh puh-leaaaase Wind Rider…” Luna rolls her eyes “Don’t tell me that you will act like this every time I bring my son with me” Luna says in a playful tone
  27. >Windrider eyes open wide letting out a confused “hrnn?” but still not daring to get up to face Luna.
  28. >This in turns makes Luna laugh a little “That’s right my friend, that adorable colt over there is actually my son”
  29. >Windrider turns to you, head risen now taking a genuinely concern about who you are.
  30. >His gaze was a mix of curiosity and judgment which in turn made you feel uncomfortable and awkward.
  31. >You chuckle nervously
  32. “Yeaaah… I forgot to mention… I’m both Luna and Celestia’s son”
  33. >Wind Rrider stands up making Luna falls to the ground. The manticore turns to Luna with an offended expression doing all sorts of angry gestures accompanied by grunts and little roars
  34. >Luna cleans herself a little before answering her friend “Oh don’t be like that my grumpy old friend, don’t play the fool with me, you know that we’ve been planning to adopt a foal of our own for a long time!”
  35. >Wind Rider interrupts Luna with another set of angry little roars and huffs which in turn makes her a little insulted
  36. >“What do you mean that I should behave like somepony of my age! There’s literally nopony my age besides my sister! And besides YOU are the one who is acting like an angry child!”
  37. >Wind Rider resorts to his roars again… You know you should probably wonder about how comes that Luna can understand what this thing is saying, but this too damn funny.
  38. >Whatever the manticore said, it made Luna blush “You know how it goes when I try to date somepony! The first thing they ask is if I’ll try to gobble them up or some other stupid subjects like that!”
  39. >The angry manticore makes a final set of gestures before adopting a dignified pose accompanied with an “hmph”
  40. >Luna gasps at his friend “words” and looking truly angered “I SHALL NOT TOLERATE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE, NOW YOU BETTER GO AND APOLOGIZE WITH MY CHILD OR YOU SHALL NOT GET YOUR SPECIAL FOOD FOR A WEEK” Holy, that was the same voice that she used against Discord and just like that time, it was terrifying as fuck
  41. >And it seems like Wind Rider thinks the same thing since he dropped his dignified stance in favor of covering his face under his paws.
  42. >Luna flies to him and give the cowering creature a stern gaze “Now you better go and play nice mister… We will have a talk later about that language of yours… even if you have a point of my sister’s rear being bigger than the average”
  43. >The creature walks towards you and before you can react; he grabs you with his pawn and raises you to his eye level. He narrows his eyes… oh boy he wasn’t going to eat you after what Luna told him, right?
  44. “Heh eeeeeh… yeah as I said, nice to… eh… meet you Mr. Wind Rider”
  45. >The manticore huffs and starts sniffing you… covering part of your mane in mucus… fuck… come on dude you can do it… do it for Luna…
  46. >After what it felt forever Wind Rider puts you down and lies down, adopting again his dignified composure.
  47. >You get enveloped in a teal aura and see the mucus getting off of you… goddamn thanks Luna
  48. >Unless Luna was actually a crazy horse these means that the manticore is a fully sentient being… and for the sake of keeping the now calm atmosphere you were going to assume that the latter was true.
  49. >And Luna did say that he was as old as her and Celestia, so that means that he’s at the very least a thousand years old.
  50. “So, ehh… Mister Wind Rider… how do you know Luna?”
  51. >The manticore rubs his chin and looking at the distance with a reflective gaze. Wind Rider answers your question with roar noises that of course you couldn’t understand.
  52. >Luna takes notice of your confusion giggling while kneading again on Wind Rider’s back “I have known Wind Rider for some time now, actually, since I was a little filly. Just a little younger than you”
  53. >You can see a small smile on Wind Rider’s face, you could tell that he was feeling some sort of melancholy
  54. >”Me and Wind Rider were the best friends for quite some time. Everytime I wasn’t doing homework or playing with my sister I ventured into the Everfree forest and played for hours with Wind Rider”
  55. “Hold on, I thought that Canterlot was on the top of a mountain… how did you manage to go to wherever the Everfree was? especially considering that you did that when you were young”
  56. >Luna frowns a little at your words ”What is the exact meaning behind that? Are you implying that I’m old?“
  57. >Oh fuck, she seems to be really sensitive about that… eh what did you say to a woman about her age?
  58. “N-no not at all… I meant when you were younger… yeah! ... Like as young as I am right now!”
  59. >Luna narrows her eyes, not fully convinced that you initially meant that, maybe because it was her feminine intuition… or the fact that you were sweating bullets and doing a super awkward smile.
  60. >”I hope that was your real intention… but let’s backtrack to what I was explaining to you” Luna calms down a little “Me and Wind Rider used to play a lot… as for your question” She remarks with a slight hint of anger
  61. >“When we were FOALS…” Fuck she was still angry about your little observation “Me and Celestia lived in a castle that was located inside the Everfree Forest, that’s where I met Wind Rider and many more creatures”
  62. >You need to defuse her anger somehow, maybe by complimenting her? It usually works, right?
  63. “So that means that you ventured on your own into the Everfree Forest?”
  64. >Luna nods “That’s right”
  65. “And you never were scared?”
  66. >”I represent the night anon, and that includes the dreams and nightmares of every pony in Equestria, so of course I wasn’t scared” Luna answers still unamused
  67. “That’s so cool! I’d never be able to do that, but that’s how you spent almost all of your free time! Want to know how I spent my free time?”
  68. >Luna tilts her head in confusion “Actually… yeah. Tell me anon what activities do you perform to make time go faster?”
  69. >Oh shit she actually took the bait… you can’t tell here that you went to bars…eh
  70. “I read books about pretty much anything”
  71. >Luna giggles a little and looks at her friend “Well, Wind Rider, do you have a question for anon?”
  72. >Wind Rider rubs his chin looking at you with a regal expression and lets out a set of grunts and roars.
  73. >”Ooooooooh that’s a good one, Wind Rider wants to know what your interests are and what you want to be when you grow up…”” Luna stands up and hops excited on the manticore’s back
  74. >”And that’s a question whose answer I also want to know… what my little star hopes and dreams are! EEEEEEEE Now we can truly start to get each other AND you and Wind Rider can start to become friends! EEEEEEEEEEE this shall bring us so many moments of fun!” Luna does that excited rapid stomping again.
  75. >Wind Rider makes a pained reaction, that should’ve hurt and turns to Luna with an angered expression
  76. >Luna lets out a chuckle in embarrassment “Sorry… I overreacted”
  77. >The three of you laugh at this, after a brief moment of silent Luna speaks “Well anon? What thing you have interest in and what do you dream about when you grow up?” Luna says in a very kind and motherly tone as she once again kneaded into her friend’s back
  78. >Well, that question should be easy; you just had to avoid your liking for alcohol and your tendency to choose bad trip locations.
  79. “Hmm, well I like tons of stuff, and I know that I will sound like a big dork for saying this but I really like hard sciences, like I really, really do… And I want to research everything I can… when I grow up”
  80. >Luna stands up and flies towards you giving you a gentle hug “There’s nothing bad about admitting what you’re passionate about” Luna breaks the hug, looking you with those kind teal eyes of her
  81. >“What else do you enjoy? What kind of music fills your heart with happiness? Do you like reading under a comfortable tree? Tell me everything, and don’t skip any detail… I want to truly get to know you my little star” Luna softly asks you… and everything about her made your heart warm.
  82. “I... well yeah I enjoy reading and you see”
  83. >And so you start telling Luna all about yourself, she kept throwing you questions like what was your favorite color, your favorite book, quote… everything.
  84. >Sometimes Wind Rider joined her with questions of his own, which of course Luna had to translate for you since you don’t speak weird lion language.
  85. >The three of you spend a few hours like that, and despite the questions being primarily towards you, that something about the ponies and now this manticore made you feel at peace. You certainly didn’t mind pleasing Luna
  86. >But everything has to end and so, Luna tells you that is time to go. You two say your goodbye to Wind Rider who was actually more easy going with you now that he got to know you better.
  87. “Goodbye Mister Wind Rider, next time is your turn to tell me how my mom was when she was little”
  88. >The manticore gives Luna a mischievous grin and roars something that made Luna beam with joy
  89. >You take notice of that, and can’t stop your curiosity from asking
  90. “Huh? What is it? What did he tell you?”
  91. >Luna gives you a gentle stroke on your mane “He says that you can drop the mister”
  92. >Wind Rider adds another set of roars that makes Luna blush this time
  93. >”Oh please Wind Rider…Windy… Not that story, pretty please?” Her natural navy blue color was now replaced by a bright red
  94. >Wind Rider wiggles his eyebrows at her before hugging the both of you and retreating to his lair deep into Luna’s garden.
  95. “Well, I have to admit, I was scared at first, but Wind Rider really seems like a good fella, but what story was he talking about?”
  96. >But Luna wasn’t putting any attention; she was still blushing hard in embarrassment about whatever Wind Rider said that he would tell you next time
  97. >As cute as this was, you were sure that it was getting late… and you were hungry. You poke Luna’s belly to snap her out of her thoughts.
  98. “You know, maybe he was just joking… eh… Luna?”
  99. >She still was lost in her thoughts, mustering things under her breath… hmmm what to do…maybe, this idea will work
  100. >You take a few steps back and measure your distance between you and Luna… yeah… this will certainly work
  101. “HEY MOM, WAKE UP!”
  102. >Immediately after you see her lack of response you start running at her to tackle her…
  103. “WAKE UP!”
  104. >You jump to make the tackle but you only achieve to bounce off and get slammed onto the ground
  105. >”AGH BY TARTARUS WHO DARES TO- Oh Hi Anon… Why are you resting on the floor? That is no place to do that kind of actions you know? You could get very dirty” Well at least she fucking snapped out of it
  106. “I was inspecting what kind of bugs live on this ground” You answer in a stoic voice
  107. >Luna doesn’t seem too pleased at this “Eww… I mean… there are ways to collect bugs that doesn’t involve to have your face stick to the mud… but I guess that if that’s what you like” Luna shrugs
  108. >Luna makes the path to her study appear again “Come on my child, we have to get you cleaned and then we can go to eat something at the castle dinner”
  109. >You sigh and follow Luna… well at least you were going to eat something.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement