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  8. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
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  12. this is your captain,
  13. Rusty Griswold.
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  17. Hope you've enjoyed
  18. your 18-minute flight
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  22. from South Bend.
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  26. We'll be touching down
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  30. at Chicago's midway
  31. very shortly.
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  35. We'd like to thank you
  36. for flying with us today
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  40. because at Econo air,
  41. we're working hard
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  45. to win back your trust.
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  49. Harry, you mind takin' over
  50. while I hit the Lav?
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  54. Sure thing, Rusty.
  55.  
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  57. 00:03:12,905 --> 00:03:14,285
  58. Thank you very much.
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  62. Oh, and Rusty.
  63.  
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  66. Mm-hmm. I wanna thank you
  67.  
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  70. for goin' to bat for me
  71. last week.
  72.  
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  74. 00:03:23,032 --> 00:03:24,873
  75. I was happy to do it.
  76.  
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  78. 00:03:24,873 --> 00:03:26,561
  79. You know, just 'cause corporate
  80. says you're too old to fly,
  81.  
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  84. it doesn't make it true.
  85.  
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  88. If anything, you're more
  89. qualified than us younger guys.
  90.  
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  92. 00:03:30,397 --> 00:03:31,970
  93. Means a lot to me.
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  97. Sure thing.
  98.  
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  101. - Oh, and Rusty.
  102. - Mm-hmm.
  103.  
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  106. I wanna thank you for goin'
  107. to bat for me last week.
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  111. Yeah.
  112.  
  113. 25
  114. 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:43,555
  115. You bet.
  116.  
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  119. Dad, is that the pilot?
  120.  
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  122. 00:03:47,007 --> 00:03:48,350
  123. It sure is.
  124.  
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  126. 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:50,268
  127. He just came from the cockpit.
  128.  
  129. 29
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  131. Whoa!
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  135. Hey there, little guy. Hi!
  136.  
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  138. 00:03:56,674 --> 00:03:58,017
  139. Is this your first time
  140. on a plane?
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  144. We were planning on driving,
  145.  
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  148. but Tyler here
  149. has been beggin' us
  150.  
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  153. to go on his first airplane.
  154.  
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  157. Oh, is that right? Uh-huh.
  158.  
  159. 36
  160. 00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:07,377
  161. Do you think I can be a pilot
  162. when I grow up?
  163.  
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  165. 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:09,487
  166. Yeah, well, I don't see why not.
  167.  
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  170. You just have to study hard
  171.  
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  173. 00:04:11,175 --> 00:04:13,016
  174. and listen
  175. to your parents, all right?
  176.  
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  178. 00:04:13,016 --> 00:04:14,627
  179. Whoa! Oh.
  180.  
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  183. O-Okay.
  184.  
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  186. 00:04:16,622 --> 00:04:17,773
  187. Sorry about that.
  188.  
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  190. 00:04:17,773 --> 00:04:18,770
  191. Little bit of rough air.
  192.  
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  194. 00:04:18,770 --> 00:04:19,767
  195. It's okay. Right?
  196.  
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  198. 00:04:19,767 --> 00:04:21,110
  199. Yeah. Yeah.
  200.  
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  203. Uh, don't, uh,
  204. don't worry about it.
  205.  
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  207. 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,791
  208. Hey. We call that "turbulence,"
  209. all right?
  210.  
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  212. 00:04:25,791 --> 00:04:27,363
  213. That's when the plane...
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  217. Oh!
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  221. Oh, so sorry.
  222.  
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  225. Okay. You folks enjoy
  226. the rest of your flight.
  227.  
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  229. 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,590
  230. Let me give you a hand.
  231.  
  232. 53
  233. 00:04:43,590 --> 00:04:47,042
  234. Can you please
  235. stay the fuck away from us?!
  236.  
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  239. Harry!
  240. You took us up to 60,000 feet!
  241.  
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  244. What're you doing?!
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  248. Oh, Rusty.
  249.  
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  252. I wanna thank you for goin'
  253. to bat for me last week.
  254.  
  255. 58
  256. 00:05:13,319 --> 00:05:14,892
  257. Or the time that pan continental
  258.  
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  260. 00:05:14,892 --> 00:05:17,309
  261. put us up
  262. at the Ritz in Barcelona.
  263.  
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  266. You know, I'll tell ya one thing
  267. about the Spanish women...
  268.  
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  271. They, uh, they love them
  272. some airline pilots.
  273.  
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  275. 00:05:21,798 --> 00:05:23,332
  276. They do!
  277.  
  278. 63
  279. 00:05:23,332 --> 00:05:25,557
  280. I never took the uniform off
  281. except when I did.
  282.  
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  284. 00:05:36,605 --> 00:05:37,871
  285. Ladies.
  286.  
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  288. 00:05:42,436 --> 00:05:44,353
  289. All full. You're gonna
  290. have to wait for the next one.
  291.  
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  293. 00:05:44,353 --> 00:05:46,387
  294. But I was... You were what?
  295.  
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  297. 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:50,070
  298. I'll catch the next one.
  299.  
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  302. See ya around, Econo air.
  303.  
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  305. 00:06:08,981 --> 00:06:10,784
  306. It's the third time this month.
  307. I know.
  308.  
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  310. 00:06:10,784 --> 00:06:12,166
  311. You have to do something about him.
  312. I will.
  313.  
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  316. He's always picking on me.
  317. I know he is.
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  321. I'm so sorry, honey. Hey.
  322.  
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  325. Hey. Hi.
  326.  
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  329. What's going on here?
  330. Oh, you'll see.
  331.  
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  334. Kevin! Get down here, please.
  335.  
  336. 76
  337. 00:06:21,104 --> 00:06:22,869
  338. Look what Kevin did
  339. to my guitar.
  340.  
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  342. 00:06:22,869 --> 00:06:24,134
  343. Aw. Not again.
  344.  
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  346. 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,820
  347. God. You told Mom and Dad?
  348.  
  349. 79
  350. 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,277
  351. You have such a vagina.
  352.  
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  354. 00:06:28,277 --> 00:06:30,195
  355. Okay, enough. Enough.
  356.  
  357. 81
  358. 00:06:30,195 --> 00:06:31,307
  359. Now, young man, we talked about
  360.  
  361. 82
  362. 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,765
  363. the bullying
  364. of your older brother.
  365.  
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  367. 00:06:32,765 --> 00:06:34,606
  368. That's right.
  369. We don't make fun of someone
  370.  
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  372. 00:06:34,606 --> 00:06:35,873
  373. just 'cause they're a little
  374. different from us.
  375.  
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  377. 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:38,136
  378. D... I don't have a vagina!
  379.  
  380. 86
  381. 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:40,130
  382. I'm just saying
  383. that even if you did,
  384.  
  385. 87
  386. 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:42,701
  387. it wouldn't be okay for Kevin
  388. to tease you about your vagina.
  389.  
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  391. 00:06:42,701 --> 00:06:45,156
  392. No! Why are you making it sound
  393. like I have a vagina?!
  394.  
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  396. 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:48,033
  397. I know you don't have a vagina.
  398. I'm not doing that.
  399.  
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  401. 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,606
  402. Kevin, apologize
  403. to your brother, please.
  404.  
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  406. 00:06:49,606 --> 00:06:51,869
  407. Fine. I'm sorry.
  408.  
  409. 92
  410. 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,135
  411. Now, go to your room.
  412.  
  413. 93
  414. 00:06:53,135 --> 00:06:55,859
  415. I was in my fucking room.
  416.  
  417. 94
  418. 00:06:55,859 --> 00:06:58,391
  419. Whoa. Hey, Kevin?
  420. Get back down here.
  421.  
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  423. 00:07:01,076 --> 00:07:02,687
  424. Now listen.
  425.  
  426. 96
  427. 00:07:02,687 --> 00:07:05,181
  428. There are a lot of boys
  429. who are born with vaginas.
  430.  
  431. 97
  432. 00:07:05,181 --> 00:07:06,561
  433. It's very hard for them.
  434.  
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  436. 00:07:06,561 --> 00:07:07,598
  437. Honey. Hmm?
  438.  
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  440. 00:07:07,598 --> 00:07:08,633
  441. W-why?
  442.  
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  444. 00:07:08,633 --> 00:07:10,014
  445. It's a teachable Moment, hon.
  446.  
  447. 101
  448. 00:07:10,014 --> 00:07:11,587
  449. Gender fluidity, right?
  450.  
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  452. 00:07:11,587 --> 00:07:12,737
  453. It's a very serious issue.
  454.  
  455. 103
  456. 00:07:12,737 --> 00:07:14,004
  457. I'm not gender-fluid.
  458.  
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  460. 00:07:14,004 --> 00:07:15,499
  461. It doesn't matter if you are.
  462.  
  463. 105
  464. 00:07:15,499 --> 00:07:18,070
  465. The point is,
  466. your Mom and I would love you
  467.  
  468. 106
  469. 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,295
  470. even if you were
  471. completely blank down there.
  472.  
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  474. 00:07:20,295 --> 00:07:21,829
  475. Okay, that's not...
  476. This is not the point.
  477.  
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  479. 00:07:21,829 --> 00:07:24,016
  480. This... none... Kevin?
  481. Just go to your room.
  482.  
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  485. Hey, James, don't get
  486. your gender fluid on me.
  487.  
  488. 110
  489. 00:07:28,466 --> 00:07:29,809
  490. - Awesome.
  491. - Stop!
  492.  
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  494. 00:07:29,809 --> 00:07:30,767
  495. It's not a fluid!
  496.  
  497. 112
  498. 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:32,187
  499. And what about my guitar?
  500.  
  501. 113
  502. 00:07:32,187 --> 00:07:33,875
  503. It... It's ruined.
  504.  
  505. 114
  506. 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,792
  507. Let me have a look.
  508.  
  509. 115
  510. 00:07:44,271 --> 00:07:45,766
  511. Here ya go. That'll do for now.
  512.  
  513. 116
  514. 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,263
  515. Now get washed up.
  516.  
  517. 117
  518. 00:07:47,263 --> 00:07:48,682
  519. The Petersons are coming over
  520. for dinner.
  521.  
  522. 118
  523. 00:07:48,682 --> 00:07:49,795
  524. Mwah.
  525.  
  526. 119
  527. 00:07:49,795 --> 00:07:50,907
  528. Okay, baby.
  529.  
  530. 120
  531. 00:07:52,327 --> 00:07:53,707
  532. Oh, gosh.
  533.  
  534. 121
  535. 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,817
  536. I'll get you a new guitar. Okay?
  537.  
  538. 122
  539. 00:07:55,817 --> 00:07:57,658
  540. Oh, use the vitamix.
  541. Just grind it up.
  542.  
  543. 123
  544. 00:07:57,658 --> 00:07:59,998
  545. The dry bit.
  546. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
  547.  
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  549. 00:08:00,497 --> 00:08:02,454
  550. Sheila.
  551.  
  552. 125
  553. 00:08:02,454 --> 00:08:03,490
  554. So do you have to work tomorrow?
  555.  
  556. 126
  557. 00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:05,139
  558. So, um, S-Sheila.
  559.  
  560. 127
  561. 00:08:05,139 --> 00:08:06,789
  562. 'Cause I want to go
  563. to the movies with my friends.
  564.  
  565. 128
  566. 00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:07,786
  567. Sheila.
  568.  
  569. 129
  570. 00:08:07,786 --> 00:08:08,860
  571. What?
  572.  
  573. 130
  574. 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:10,471
  575. Do you like school this year?
  576.  
  577. 131
  578. 00:08:10,471 --> 00:08:11,813
  579. It's okay.
  580.  
  581. 132
  582. 00:08:11,813 --> 00:08:14,538
  583. "So, do you like school
  584. this year?"
  585.  
  586. 133
  587. 00:08:14,538 --> 00:08:15,957
  588. That's seriously
  589. what you sound like.
  590.  
  591. 134
  592. 00:08:15,957 --> 00:08:17,107
  593. Just shut up.
  594.  
  595. 135
  596. 00:08:18,872 --> 00:08:20,023
  597. God, I'm tellin' you, Russ,
  598.  
  599. 136
  600. 00:08:20,023 --> 00:08:21,097
  601. you've gotta get
  602.  
  603. 137
  604. 00:08:21,097 --> 00:08:22,939
  605. one of these Go-Kart Kits.
  606.  
  607. 138
  608. 00:08:22,939 --> 00:08:23,974
  609. What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
  610.  
  611. 139
  612. 00:08:23,974 --> 00:08:25,317
  613. Gary and I spent
  614.  
  615. 140
  616. 00:08:25,355 --> 00:08:27,196
  617. the last two months
  618. building this thing.
  619.  
  620. 141
  621. 00:08:27,196 --> 00:08:29,805
  622. We took her out this morning
  623. for the first time.
  624.  
  625. 142
  626. 00:08:29,805 --> 00:08:32,030
  627. Holy moly.
  628.  
  629. 143
  630. 00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:33,142
  631. Fun?
  632.  
  633. 144
  634. 00:08:33,142 --> 00:08:35,137
  635. No, no, it was terrible.
  636.  
  637. 145
  638. 00:08:35,137 --> 00:08:37,171
  639. Oh, yeah, it was fun!
  640.  
  641. 146
  642. 00:08:37,171 --> 00:08:38,743
  643. Hot damn! It's a Go-Kart.
  644.  
  645. 147
  646. 00:08:38,743 --> 00:08:41,160
  647. G-Man, get over here.
  648.  
  649. 148
  650. 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,347
  651. G-Man, G-Man, G-Man, G-Man, G-Man.
  652. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
  653.  
  654. 149
  655. 00:08:43,347 --> 00:08:44,689
  656. Oh, my God, my G-Man.
  657.  
  658. 150
  659. 00:08:44,689 --> 00:08:46,031
  660. I love him.
  661.  
  662. 151
  663. 00:08:46,031 --> 00:08:47,566
  664. Get in there.
  665. What? Oh, I didn't...
  666.  
  667. 152
  668. 00:08:47,566 --> 00:08:49,062
  669. What? What? What?
  670.  
  671. 153
  672. 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,290
  673. Get in there.
  674. Get in there. Get in there.
  675.  
  676. 154
  677. 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:52,591
  678. Get in there. Blblblblbl!
  679.  
  680. 155
  681. 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:55,123
  682. Oh, man! I love you so much.
  683.  
  684. 156
  685. 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:58,422
  686. Oh. Oh, tell Mr. Griswold
  687. how dope our Go-Kart is.
  688.  
  689. 157
  690. 00:08:58,422 --> 00:08:59,995
  691. It's got a Zanardi chassis
  692.  
  693. 158
  694. 00:08:59,995 --> 00:09:02,488
  695. and a four-stroke
  696. Briggs & Stratton engine.
  697.  
  698. 159
  699. 00:09:02,488 --> 00:09:04,906
  700. Wow. And you guys built this together?
  701. Yep.
  702.  
  703. 160
  704. 00:09:04,906 --> 00:09:06,708
  705. We worked on it every day after
  706. homework and toothbrushin'.
  707.  
  708. 161
  709. 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:08,703
  710. I love... get over here.
  711. Get over here, man.
  712.  
  713. 162
  714. 00:09:08,703 --> 00:09:10,698
  715. Aah! Aah!
  716.  
  717. 163
  718. 00:09:10,698 --> 00:09:12,156
  719. Work it, sugar Ray.
  720.  
  721. 164
  722. 00:09:12,156 --> 00:09:13,651
  723. Come on, sugar Ray.
  724. Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
  725.  
  726. 165
  727. 00:09:13,651 --> 00:09:14,956
  728. He's workin' me over.
  729.  
  730. 166
  731. 00:09:16,107 --> 00:09:17,565
  732. I'm gonna eat your face!
  733.  
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  735. 00:09:17,565 --> 00:09:19,175
  736. Kevin, James, get over here!
  737.  
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  739. 00:09:19,175 --> 00:09:21,055
  740. No.
  741.  
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  743. 00:09:21,055 --> 00:09:22,321
  744. Come on.
  745.  
  746. 170
  747. 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,932
  748. Oh! Oh! There you are!
  749.  
  750. 171
  751. 00:09:23,932 --> 00:09:25,275
  752. Ow. Ow.
  753.  
  754. 172
  755. 00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:26,656
  756. Whoa-ho! Dad, stop.
  757.  
  758. 173
  759. 00:09:26,656 --> 00:09:28,191
  760. Come on, man.
  761. What are you doing?
  762.  
  763. 174
  764. 00:09:28,191 --> 00:09:29,380
  765. Come on. We're sparring.
  766. We do this all the time.
  767.  
  768. 175
  769. 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:31,068
  770. - No. We never do this.
  771. - Come on.
  772.  
  773. 176
  774. 00:09:31,068 --> 00:09:33,178
  775. Mnh. Ow. Hey!
  776. Don't... don't hit your old man.
  777.  
  778. 177
  779. 00:09:33,216 --> 00:09:34,252
  780. I don't wanna be a part of this.
  781.  
  782. 178
  783. 00:09:34,252 --> 00:09:35,364
  784. Whoa!
  785.  
  786. 179
  787. 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:39,929
  788. D... what are you doing?
  789. Aah! Aah! Aah!
  790.  
  791. 180
  792. 00:09:39,929 --> 00:09:40,926
  793. This is how accidents happen.
  794. Sacrifice!
  795.  
  796. 181
  797. 00:09:40,926 --> 00:09:42,461
  798. Aah! Dad!
  799.  
  800. 182
  801. 00:09:42,461 --> 00:09:44,954
  802. Let go of me. Stop!
  803. Why did you do that?
  804.  
  805. 183
  806. 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,525
  807. I'm sorry, man.
  808.  
  809. 184
  810. 00:09:47,525 --> 00:09:49,251
  811. Come on.
  812. I was just foolin' around.
  813.  
  814. 185
  815. 00:09:49,251 --> 00:09:50,861
  816. That wasn't fun.
  817. Like we always do.
  818.  
  819. 186
  820. 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,550
  821. We never do that. Hey.
  822.  
  823. 187
  824. 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,851
  825. What do you say you and I build
  826. a Go-Kart together?
  827.  
  828. 188
  829. 00:09:56,002 --> 00:09:57,345
  830. If we have to.
  831.  
  832. 189
  833. 00:09:57,345 --> 00:09:58,841
  834. Yeah! All right!
  835.  
  836. 190
  837. 00:09:58,841 --> 00:10:01,105
  838. G-Man! Get outta here.
  839.  
  840. 191
  841. 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,447
  842. Get outta here, G-Man!
  843.  
  844. 192
  845. 00:10:03,789 --> 00:10:06,629
  846. D-Did you just steal
  847. my son's nickname?
  848.  
  849. 193
  850. 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,418
  851. I'm not sure about... Oh, shoot.
  852.  
  853. 194
  854. 00:10:13,418 --> 00:10:14,876
  855. Oh. Dang it.
  856.  
  857. 195
  858. 00:10:14,876 --> 00:10:16,794
  859. Wow. Your ring
  860. is getting loose, there, Deb.
  861.  
  862. 196
  863. 00:10:16,794 --> 00:10:18,366
  864. Mm. Yeah. Are you losin' weight?
  865.  
  866. 197
  867. 00:10:18,405 --> 00:10:20,554
  868. Yeah. I am.
  869. You know what I've been doing?
  870.  
  871. 198
  872. 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,049
  873. Spinning.
  874.  
  875. 199
  876. 00:10:22,049 --> 00:10:24,236
  877. Yeah. It's a...
  878. It's a great stress reliever.
  879.  
  880. 200
  881. 00:10:24,236 --> 00:10:26,883
  882. Now, I'm gonna tell you what's
  883. an even greater stress reliever.
  884.  
  885. 201
  886. 00:10:26,883 --> 00:10:28,993
  887. And that is a week in Paris.
  888.  
  889. 202
  890. 00:10:28,993 --> 00:10:31,678
  891. Oh, my gosh!
  892. I saw that on Instagram.
  893.  
  894. 203
  895. 00:10:31,678 --> 00:10:33,251
  896. All your pictures were so great.
  897.  
  898. 204
  899. 00:10:33,251 --> 00:10:34,747
  900. Oh, so you did see 'em. Yeah!
  901.  
  902. 205
  903. 00:10:34,747 --> 00:10:36,588
  904. Well, that's funny
  905. 'cause I was gonna ask
  906.  
  907. 206
  908. 00:10:36,588 --> 00:10:38,200
  909. how come you didn't like
  910. any of 'em.
  911.  
  912. 207
  913. 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,964
  914. What do you mean?
  915. I just said I did.
  916.  
  917. 208
  918. 00:10:39,964 --> 00:10:41,383
  919. Well, no, all my other friends,
  920.  
  921. 209
  922. 00:10:41,383 --> 00:10:43,263
  923. uh, who saw my Paris pics,
  924. they clicked "like."
  925.  
  926. 210
  927. 00:10:43,263 --> 00:10:44,912
  928. You were the only one
  929. who didn't click "like."
  930.  
  931. 211
  932. 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,101
  933. Oh.
  934.  
  935. 212
  936. 00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:47,790
  937. I guess I just didn't get around
  938.  
  939. 213
  940. 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:50,053
  941. to actually
  942. clicking "like" on them.
  943.  
  944. 214
  945. 00:10:50,053 --> 00:10:51,127
  946. Okay, 'cause look at this one.
  947.  
  948. 215
  949. 00:10:51,127 --> 00:10:52,508
  950. Now, in this one,
  951.  
  952. 216
  953. 00:10:52,508 --> 00:10:55,347
  954. we have Sheila and Gary
  955. wearin' berets.
  956.  
  957. 217
  958. 00:10:55,347 --> 00:10:56,497
  959. I know. Right? Bonjour.
  960.  
  961. 218
  962. 00:10:56,497 --> 00:10:57,879
  963. I know. I like that one so much.
  964.  
  965. 219
  966. 00:10:57,879 --> 00:10:59,068
  967. It's so cute.
  968. But you didn't "like" it.
  969.  
  970. 220
  971. 00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:00,602
  972. Okay.
  973.  
  974. 221
  975. 00:11:00,602 --> 00:11:02,827
  976. Now, here are the four of us
  977. at the Arc De Triomphe.
  978.  
  979. 222
  980. 00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:04,783
  981. Didn't "like" that.
  982. Didn't "like" my children.
  983.  
  984. 223
  985. 00:11:04,822 --> 00:11:06,663
  986. Didn't "like" my man
  987. kissin' on me.
  988.  
  989. 224
  990. 00:11:06,663 --> 00:11:08,773
  991. I-I-I promise you,
  992. the second you guys leave,
  993.  
  994. 225
  995. 00:11:08,773 --> 00:11:10,729
  996. I am gonna go upstairs online,
  997.  
  998. 226
  999. 00:11:10,729 --> 00:11:13,338
  1000. and I am gonna click "like"
  1001. on every single one of them.
  1002.  
  1003. 227
  1004. 00:11:13,338 --> 00:11:14,910
  1005. Honestly, honey,
  1006. it really... I promise.
  1007.  
  1008. 228
  1009. 00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:17,174
  1010. It makes no difference to me.
  1011.  
  1012. 229
  1013. 00:11:18,785 --> 00:11:21,816
  1014. So, are you guys going anywhere
  1015. special this summer?
  1016.  
  1017. 230
  1018. 00:11:21,816 --> 00:11:23,657
  1019. Oh, I wish. Yeah. No.
  1020.  
  1021. 231
  1022. 00:11:23,696 --> 00:11:25,958
  1023. We're... we are renting
  1024. the same cabin
  1025.  
  1026. 232
  1027. 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,340
  1028. that we've been renting
  1029. for 10 years
  1030.  
  1031. 233
  1032. 00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:29,335
  1033. in Cheboygan, Michigan. Wow.
  1034.  
  1035. 234
  1036. 00:11:29,335 --> 00:11:31,828
  1037. The boys call it
  1038. "Che-boring," Michigan.
  1039.  
  1040. 235
  1041. 00:11:32,327 --> 00:11:33,631
  1042. Isn't that funny?
  1043.  
  1044. 236
  1045. 00:11:33,631 --> 00:11:35,127
  1046. Why don't you
  1047. just go someplace else?
  1048.  
  1049. 237
  1050. 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,697
  1051. Oh, no. We can't.
  1052. Rusty loves it so much.
  1053.  
  1054. 238
  1055. 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,807
  1056. I would break his heart
  1057. if I told him that we hate the cabin.
  1058.  
  1059. 239
  1060. 00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:40,920
  1061. Oh, boy. Yeah.
  1062.  
  1063. 240
  1064. 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:43,988
  1065. I understand. I understand.
  1066.  
  1067. 241
  1068. 00:11:43,988 --> 00:11:46,098
  1069. Yeah. Well, you know
  1070. what the good news is?
  1071.  
  1072. 242
  1073. 00:11:46,098 --> 00:11:47,518
  1074. Hmm?
  1075.  
  1076. 243
  1077. 00:11:47,518 --> 00:11:49,781
  1078. Honestly, even if you go there
  1079.  
  1080. 244
  1081. 00:11:49,781 --> 00:11:51,661
  1082. and you don't have
  1083. a great time, baby,
  1084.  
  1085. 245
  1086. 00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:53,080
  1087. at least you know
  1088.  
  1089. 246
  1090. 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,806
  1091. that I will click "like"
  1092. on all your photos.
  1093.  
  1094. 247
  1095. 00:11:54,806 --> 00:11:56,648
  1096. Oh, Jesus Christ, Nancy.
  1097.  
  1098. 248
  1099. 00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:58,987
  1100. Look! Look!
  1101.  
  1102. 249
  1103. 00:12:00,522 --> 00:12:02,440
  1104. What the fuck is this?
  1105.  
  1106. 250
  1107. 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,013
  1108. - Louie!
  1109. - Yes, sir.
  1110.  
  1111. 251
  1112. 00:12:04,013 --> 00:12:07,197
  1113. Oh, you're back there! Get out!
  1114.  
  1115. 252
  1116. 00:12:15,329 --> 00:12:17,171
  1117. What the fuck is this?!
  1118.  
  1119. 253
  1120. 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:20,201
  1121. Hey, madam. How much capellini
  1122. are you throwing away?
  1123.  
  1124. 254
  1125. 00:12:21,505 --> 00:12:23,615
  1126. What are you doing, Melinda?
  1127.  
  1128. 255
  1129. 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:27,144
  1130. What are you doing?
  1131.  
  1132. 256
  1133. 00:12:27,144 --> 00:12:29,600
  1134. - You're making me mad!
  1135. - Yes, chef.
  1136.  
  1137. 257
  1138. 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,904
  1139. So fucking mad! Yes, chef.
  1140.  
  1141. 258
  1142. 00:12:30,904 --> 00:12:32,592
  1143. - Joseph!
  1144. - Yes, chef.
  1145.  
  1146. 259
  1147. 00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:02,207
  1148. Guys, I have exciting news.
  1149.  
  1150. 260
  1151. 00:13:02,207 --> 00:13:03,550
  1152. James has aids?!
  1153.  
  1154. 261
  1155. 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,660
  1156. What? No! That's horrible.
  1157.  
  1158. 262
  1159. 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,999
  1160. I'd be excited.
  1161. Well, what is it? What is it?
  1162.  
  1163. 263
  1164. 00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:09,649
  1165. The four of us are gonna take
  1166. a little trip.
  1167.  
  1168. 264
  1169. 00:13:09,649 --> 00:13:10,876
  1170. Paris.
  1171.  
  1172. 265
  1173. 00:13:10,876 --> 00:13:12,909
  1174. Hmm? No. Much better.
  1175.  
  1176. 266
  1177. 00:13:12,909 --> 00:13:16,362
  1178. We're driving to Walley World.
  1179.  
  1180. 267
  1181. 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,321
  1182. What?
  1183.  
  1184. 268
  1185. 00:13:17,321 --> 00:13:18,664
  1186. This family's in a rut.
  1187.  
  1188. 269
  1189. 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:19,737
  1190. We gotta shake things up. Right?
  1191.  
  1192. 270
  1193. 00:13:19,737 --> 00:13:21,119
  1194. Spend a little quality time.
  1195.  
  1196. 271
  1197. 00:13:21,119 --> 00:13:22,806
  1198. And of course, it wouldn't hurt
  1199.  
  1200. 272
  1201. 00:13:22,806 --> 00:13:24,916
  1202. for the boys to learn
  1203. to get along a little better.
  1204.  
  1205. 273
  1206. 00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:27,525
  1207. Uh, by locking them
  1208. in a car together? Yeah.
  1209.  
  1210. 274
  1211. 00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:29,251
  1212. This is some bullshit
  1213. right here!
  1214.  
  1215. 275
  1216. 00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:30,977
  1217. Hey! Language! Well, it is!
  1218.  
  1219. 276
  1220. 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,317
  1221. I'm gonna miss the first week
  1222. of wrestling practice!
  1223.  
  1224. 277
  1225. 00:13:33,317 --> 00:13:35,619
  1226. We'll find a wrestling range
  1227. along the way.
  1228.  
  1229. 278
  1230. 00:13:35,619 --> 00:13:37,192
  1231. That's not even a thing!
  1232.  
  1233. 279
  1234. 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,611
  1235. And, Dad, no offense,
  1236.  
  1237. 280
  1238. 00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:40,184
  1239. but I just don't wanna do
  1240. my first big road trip
  1241.  
  1242. 281
  1243. 00:13:40,184 --> 00:13:42,218
  1244. to some corporate theme park,
  1245. you know?
  1246.  
  1247. 282
  1248. 00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:44,289
  1249. I'd like to explore
  1250. the real America,
  1251.  
  1252. 283
  1253. 00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:47,703
  1254. like, uh, Jack Kerouac
  1255. or the Merry Pranksters.
  1256.  
  1257. 284
  1258. 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:48,815
  1259. Ow.
  1260.  
  1261. 285
  1262. 00:13:48,815 --> 00:13:50,772
  1263. Don't say weird shit! Ow!
  1264.  
  1265. 286
  1266. 00:13:50,772 --> 00:13:52,920
  1267. Kevin! Bullying! Guys, come on.
  1268.  
  1269. 287
  1270. 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,378
  1271. My trip to Walley World
  1272. when I was a kid
  1273.  
  1274. 288
  1275. 00:13:54,378 --> 00:13:55,912
  1276. was the best time I ever had.
  1277.  
  1278. 289
  1279. 00:13:55,912 --> 00:14:00,362
  1280. So you just wanna redo
  1281. your vacation from 30 years ago?
  1282.  
  1283. 290
  1284. 00:14:00,362 --> 00:14:02,587
  1285. Don't you think that's gonna be
  1286. kind of a letdown?
  1287.  
  1288. 291
  1289. 00:14:02,587 --> 00:14:04,735
  1290. No, no, no, no.
  1291. We're not redoing anything.
  1292.  
  1293. 292
  1294. 00:14:04,735 --> 00:14:06,538
  1295. This will be
  1296. completely different.
  1297.  
  1298. 293
  1299. 00:14:06,538 --> 00:14:08,725
  1300. For one thing, the original
  1301. vacation had a boy and a girl.
  1302.  
  1303. 294
  1304. 00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:10,605
  1305. This one has two boys.
  1306.  
  1307. 295
  1308. 00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:14,556
  1309. And I'm sure that there will be
  1310. lots of other differences.
  1311.  
  1312. 296
  1313. 00:14:14,556 --> 00:14:16,474
  1314. I've never even heard
  1315. of the original vacation.
  1316.  
  1317. 297
  1318. 00:14:16,474 --> 00:14:17,816
  1319. Doesn't matter.
  1320.  
  1321. 298
  1322. 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,658
  1323. The new vacation
  1324. will stand on its own.
  1325.  
  1326. 299
  1327. 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:20,847
  1328. Okay?
  1329.  
  1330. 300
  1331. 00:14:20,847 --> 00:14:22,305
  1332. Come on, honey.
  1333.  
  1334. 301
  1335. 00:14:22,305 --> 00:14:25,680
  1336. What do you say?
  1337. We can drive out and fly back.
  1338.  
  1339. 302
  1340. 00:14:25,719 --> 00:14:27,483
  1341. Oh, what the heck.
  1342.  
  1343. 303
  1344. 00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:30,130
  1345. It couldn't be as bad as that
  1346. stupid cabin, right, honey?
  1347.  
  1348. 304
  1349. 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,703
  1350. That's the spirit. All right.
  1351.  
  1352. 305
  1353. 00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:34,081
  1354. Fuck me.
  1355.  
  1356. 306
  1357. 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,961
  1358. Are we gonna drive all that way
  1359. in your little car, Dad?
  1360.  
  1361. 307
  1362. 00:14:35,961 --> 00:14:38,186
  1363. Not exactly.
  1364.  
  1365. 308
  1366. 00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:51,996
  1367. - Come on, guys.
  1368. - What?
  1369.  
  1370. 309
  1371. 00:14:52,035 --> 00:14:53,530
  1372. How come you didn't follow me
  1373. just then?
  1374.  
  1375. 310
  1376. 00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:55,679
  1377. Oh. You wanted us to?
  1378.  
  1379. 311
  1380. 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:57,558
  1381. Yeah. That's why
  1382. I dangled the key like that.
  1383.  
  1384. 312
  1385. 00:14:57,558 --> 00:14:59,630
  1386. Oh, well, I don't...
  1387. Why else would I...?
  1388.  
  1389. 313
  1390. 00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:02,085
  1391. You could have just said,
  1392. "come with me."
  1393.  
  1394. 314
  1395. 00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:04,310
  1396. Look what your Dad rented.
  1397.  
  1398. 315
  1399. 00:15:05,384 --> 00:15:06,458
  1400. What the hell is that?
  1401.  
  1402. 316
  1403. 00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,031
  1404. Kevin.
  1405.  
  1406. 317
  1407. 00:15:08,031 --> 00:15:10,524
  1408. That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer.
  1409.  
  1410. 318
  1411. 00:15:10,524 --> 00:15:12,059
  1412. Did you say "Tartan," honey?
  1413. Yeah.
  1414.  
  1415. 319
  1416. 00:15:12,059 --> 00:15:13,517
  1417. Tartan's the Honda of Albania.
  1418.  
  1419. 320
  1420. 00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:15,588
  1421. Why'd you get
  1422. an Albanian car, Dad?
  1423.  
  1424. 321
  1425. 00:15:15,588 --> 00:15:17,928
  1426. Well, it turns out renting a family car
  1427. on Memorial Day weekend
  1428.  
  1429. 322
  1430. 00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,271
  1431. doesn't leave you
  1432. with a lot of options.
  1433.  
  1434. 323
  1435. 00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:21,956
  1436. But this baby is pretty sweet.
  1437.  
  1438. 324
  1439. 00:15:21,956 --> 00:15:24,219
  1440. It's got all the latest
  1441. Albanian technology.
  1442.  
  1443. 325
  1444. 00:15:24,219 --> 00:15:25,601
  1445. Plug-in hybrid.
  1446.  
  1447. 326
  1448. 00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:27,710
  1449. Oh, wow. Eco-friendly. Good.
  1450.  
  1451. 327
  1452. 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:31,162
  1453. So any time we run outta juice,
  1454. we can just pull right over,
  1455.  
  1456. 328
  1457. 00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,851
  1458. and... plug in.
  1459.  
  1460. 329
  1461. 00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:34,845
  1462. I don't...
  1463. I don't know what that is.
  1464.  
  1465. 330
  1466. 00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:37,108
  1467. Never seen an outlet for that.
  1468.  
  1469. 331
  1470. 00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:38,528
  1471. Should it retract, or...
  1472.  
  1473. 332
  1474. 00:15:38,528 --> 00:15:39,794
  1475. You would think
  1476. it would retract.
  1477.  
  1478. 333
  1479. 00:15:39,794 --> 00:15:41,443
  1480. It just... Huh.
  1481.  
  1482. 334
  1483. 00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:42,940
  1484. If it just...
  1485. No, it doesn't. It's... Yeah.
  1486.  
  1487. 335
  1488. 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:43,937
  1489. Cup holder?
  1490.  
  1491. 336
  1492. 00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:45,126
  1493. I think you coil it.
  1494.  
  1495. 337
  1496. 00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:46,584
  1497. I think you just coil it
  1498. like that.
  1499.  
  1500. 338
  1501. 00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:48,464
  1502. Right?
  1503. And then you close it right up.
  1504.  
  1505. 339
  1506. 00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:50,573
  1507. Doesn't matter.
  1508. We've still got two gas tanks.
  1509.  
  1510. 340
  1511. 00:15:50,573 --> 00:15:52,990
  1512. Why two?
  1513. Carry twice as much gas.
  1514.  
  1515. 341
  1516. 00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:55,292
  1517. Why not just have one big tank?
  1518.  
  1519. 342
  1520. 00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:56,750
  1521. It's twice the gas, buddy.
  1522.  
  1523. 343
  1524. 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,900
  1525. Actually the same volume.
  1526.  
  1527. 344
  1528. 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,934
  1529. Two small... Shh.
  1530.  
  1531. 345
  1532. 00:15:59,934 --> 00:16:01,583
  1533. It has six ashtrays.
  1534.  
  1535. 346
  1536. 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,079
  1537. Six. Wow.
  1538.  
  1539. 347
  1540. 00:16:03,079 --> 00:16:06,416
  1541. Hope you guys
  1542. like Smokin'! Right?
  1543.  
  1544. 348
  1545. 00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:07,568
  1546. - Yeah.
  1547. - Yeah.
  1548.  
  1549. 349
  1550. 00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:08,910
  1551. What's with all the mirrors?
  1552.  
  1553. 350
  1554. 00:16:11,327 --> 00:16:12,401
  1555. Safer.
  1556.  
  1557. 351
  1558. 00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:14,319
  1559. But... Oh!
  1560.  
  1561. 352
  1562. 00:16:14,319 --> 00:16:15,623
  1563. And this is amazing.
  1564.  
  1565. 353
  1566. 00:16:15,623 --> 00:16:18,308
  1567. I can control the entire car
  1568. from the fob.
  1569.  
  1570. 354
  1571. 00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:19,920
  1572. What do all the buttons mean?
  1573.  
  1574. 355
  1575. 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,415
  1576. No clue.
  1577. But we'll figure it out.
  1578.  
  1579. 356
  1580. 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,717
  1581. Honey, is that...
  1582. Is that a swastika on there?
  1583.  
  1584. 357
  1585. 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,441
  1586. Yeah. We won't use that.
  1587.  
  1588. 358
  1589. 00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:27,745
  1590. This is my favorite part.
  1591.  
  1592. 359
  1593. 00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:31,620
  1594. Slam the door on my arm.
  1595.  
  1596. 360
  1597. 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,269
  1598. What? It has a sensor.
  1599.  
  1600. 361
  1601. 00:16:33,269 --> 00:16:35,993
  1602. It won't let you slam the door
  1603. on your arm or leg.
  1604.  
  1605. 362
  1606. 00:16:35,993 --> 00:16:37,412
  1607. Honey, I'm not doing that.
  1608.  
  1609. 363
  1610. 00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:38,985
  1611. The rental guy showed me.
  1612. Just do it.
  1613.  
  1614. 364
  1615. 00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:40,980
  1616. Okay. Do it!
  1617.  
  1618. 365
  1619. 00:16:41,786 --> 00:16:43,474
  1620. Do it. Kinda fun.
  1621.  
  1622. 366
  1623. 00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:45,430
  1624. Slam it. All right.
  1625.  
  1626. 367
  1627. 00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:46,273
  1628. There ya go. Oh!
  1629.  
  1630. 368
  1631. 00:16:46,312 --> 00:16:47,616
  1632. Oh, my God! Oh!
  1633.  
  1634. 369
  1635. 00:16:47,616 --> 00:16:48,767
  1636. Oh, my gosh! Ohh.
  1637.  
  1638. 370
  1639. 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,148
  1640. God damn it! Oh, my God!
  1641.  
  1642. 371
  1643. 00:16:50,148 --> 00:16:51,491
  1644. Why did you have me do that?
  1645.  
  1646. 372
  1647. 00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:54,521
  1648. Ohh.
  1649.  
  1650. 373
  1651. 00:16:54,521 --> 00:16:57,321
  1652. Oh. Oh, I didn't have
  1653. the sensor activated.
  1654.  
  1655. 374
  1656. 00:16:57,321 --> 00:16:58,588
  1657. Okay.
  1658.  
  1659. 375
  1660. 00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:00,314
  1661. I'm an idiot. Do it again.
  1662.  
  1663. 376
  1664. 00:17:00,314 --> 00:17:01,772
  1665. No! Absolutely not.
  1666.  
  1667. 377
  1668. 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,306
  1669. Come on. It'll be fine.
  1670. I just activated it.
  1671.  
  1672. 378
  1673. 00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:04,188
  1674. No, I'm not gonna do it!
  1675.  
  1676. 379
  1677. 00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:05,339
  1678. Don't be chicken.
  1679.  
  1680. 380
  1681. 00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:06,413
  1682. Fine!
  1683.  
  1684. 381
  1685. 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,101
  1686. Aah! Ow! Aah!
  1687.  
  1688. 382
  1689. 00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:09,942
  1690. Shit!
  1691.  
  1692. 383
  1693. 00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:10,940
  1694. Why did you do that?
  1695.  
  1696. 384
  1697. 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:12,398
  1698. Really?
  1699.  
  1700. 385
  1701. 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,932
  1702. You're right. I'm sorry.
  1703.  
  1704. 386
  1705. 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:16,119
  1706. Ohh. Nobody slam their arm
  1707. in the door, okay?
  1708.  
  1709. 387
  1710. 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,037
  1711. Can I slam it on James' balls?
  1712.  
  1713. 388
  1714. 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,261
  1715. So you admit I have balls?
  1716. Yeah, they hang outta your vagina.
  1717.  
  1718. 389
  1719. 00:17:20,261 --> 00:17:22,141
  1720. Okay, you two stop that. Guys, come on.
  1721. There's plenty of time for that.
  1722.  
  1723. 390
  1724. 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,331
  1725. Please. Go on and get packed.
  1726.  
  1727. 391
  1728. 00:17:23,331 --> 00:17:24,328
  1729. We're hittin' the road today.
  1730.  
  1731. 392
  1732. 00:17:24,328 --> 00:17:25,593
  1733. Okay.
  1734.  
  1735. 393
  1736. 00:17:25,593 --> 00:17:26,975
  1737. Guess we're leaving today. Phew!
  1738.  
  1739. 394
  1740. 00:17:26,975 --> 00:17:28,777
  1741. All right. Let's go, guys.
  1742.  
  1743. 395
  1744. 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,992
  1745. Ah.
  1746.  
  1747. 396
  1748. 00:17:41,705 --> 00:17:43,623
  1749. Hey, honey. What's all that?
  1750.  
  1751. 397
  1752. 00:17:43,623 --> 00:17:46,116
  1753. Well, this is my dream journal,
  1754.  
  1755. 398
  1756. 00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:48,956
  1757. whimsy log, wish diary,
  1758.  
  1759. 399
  1760. 00:17:48,994 --> 00:17:50,183
  1761. my poems.
  1762.  
  1763. 400
  1764. 00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:52,561
  1765. And this bad boy is going to be
  1766.  
  1767. 401
  1768. 00:17:52,561 --> 00:17:55,362
  1769. a stream of consciousness
  1770. travel log, so...
  1771.  
  1772. 402
  1773. 00:17:55,362 --> 00:17:57,549
  1774. Yeah.
  1775.  
  1776. 403
  1777. 00:17:57,549 --> 00:17:59,811
  1778. Come on, honey,
  1779. every boy that age
  1780.  
  1781. 404
  1782. 00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:01,576
  1783. has a stack of diaries.
  1784.  
  1785. 405
  1786. 00:18:01,576 --> 00:18:03,034
  1787. Okay, gang.
  1788.  
  1789. 406
  1790. 00:18:04,031 --> 00:18:06,678
  1791. Seat belts on!
  1792.  
  1793. 407
  1794. 00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:07,982
  1795. Two full tanks of gas!
  1796.  
  1797. 408
  1798. 00:18:07,982 --> 00:18:09,479
  1799. Honey, GPS check?
  1800.  
  1801. 409
  1802. 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,974
  1803. Yes. Yes. Roger that.
  1804.  
  1805. 410
  1806. 00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:12,816
  1807. Okay.
  1808.  
  1809. 411
  1810. 00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:16,038
  1811. Your destination
  1812. is 2,560 miles ahead.
  1813.  
  1814. 412
  1815. 00:18:16,038 --> 00:18:18,724
  1816. Walley world, here we come.
  1817.  
  1818. 413
  1819. 00:18:48,645 --> 00:18:50,448
  1820. Well, we're almost out of gas.
  1821.  
  1822. 414
  1823. 00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:52,789
  1824. What? How is that possible?
  1825.  
  1826. 415
  1827. 00:18:52,789 --> 00:18:54,476
  1828. We've been driving
  1829. for less than an hour.
  1830.  
  1831. 416
  1832. 00:19:06,176 --> 00:19:08,401
  1833. Hey, Dad, what's so special
  1834. about Walley World?
  1835.  
  1836. 417
  1837. 00:19:08,401 --> 00:19:10,741
  1838. I mean, we have plenty
  1839. of theme parks at home.
  1840.  
  1841. 418
  1842. 00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:12,966
  1843. Well, walley world is home
  1844.  
  1845. 419
  1846. 00:19:12,966 --> 00:19:16,380
  1847. of the one and only
  1848. Velociraptor.
  1849.  
  1850. 420
  1851. 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,375
  1852. What the hell is that?
  1853.  
  1854. 421
  1855. 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,409
  1856. It's only the newest,
  1857. scariest roller coaster
  1858.  
  1859. 422
  1860. 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,598
  1861. in the country.
  1862.  
  1863. 423
  1864. 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,587
  1865. 450 feet tall,
  1866. 110 miles an hour,
  1867.  
  1868. 424
  1869. 00:19:25,587 --> 00:19:28,042
  1870. triple corkscrew loop.
  1871.  
  1872. 425
  1873. 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,114
  1874. Yeah. Oh, hey! Look at this!
  1875.  
  1876. 426
  1877. 00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:32,914
  1878. Looks like we got ourselves
  1879. a little old convoy.
  1880.  
  1881. 427
  1882. 00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:34,448
  1883. Let's say "Hi."
  1884.  
  1885. 428
  1886. 00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:37,863
  1887. Oh, my goodness.
  1888. It has a CD Radio in it?
  1889.  
  1890. 429
  1891. 00:19:37,901 --> 00:19:39,359
  1892. Yeah.
  1893. Comes standard in all prancers.
  1894.  
  1895. 430
  1896. 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:41,699
  1897. This way we can talk to truckers.
  1898. Okay.
  1899.  
  1900. 431
  1901. 00:19:41,699 --> 00:19:44,346
  1902. Now, guys, you just have
  1903. to speak their lingo.
  1904.  
  1905. 432
  1906. 00:19:44,346 --> 00:19:46,877
  1907. All right, I'm gonna ask him
  1908. if there's any police up ahead.
  1909.  
  1910. 433
  1911. 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,370
  1912. Breaker 1-9 to rubber ducky.
  1913.  
  1914. 434
  1915. 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:52,017
  1916. You got any smokey the bears
  1917. in your kitchen? Over.
  1918.  
  1919. 435
  1920. 00:19:53,552 --> 00:19:55,087
  1921. You're clean and green
  1922. for the next 20 klicks.
  1923.  
  1924. 436
  1925. 00:19:55,087 --> 00:19:57,311
  1926. He replied! I know!
  1927.  
  1928. 437
  1929. 00:19:57,311 --> 00:19:58,808
  1930. What did that even mean?
  1931.  
  1932. 438
  1933. 00:19:58,808 --> 00:20:00,803
  1934. I have no idea, but who cares?
  1935.  
  1936. 439
  1937. 00:20:00,803 --> 00:20:01,992
  1938. He seems nice.
  1939.  
  1940. 440
  1941. 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,025
  1942. He does seem nice, doesn't he?
  1943.  
  1944. 441
  1945. 00:20:04,025 --> 00:20:05,942
  1946. Copy that, good buddy. Over.
  1947.  
  1948. 442
  1949. 00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,055
  1950. Oh, can I try, Dad?
  1951.  
  1952. 443
  1953. 00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:08,321
  1954. Yeah, course.
  1955.  
  1956. 444
  1957. 00:20:08,321 --> 00:20:10,201
  1958. When you finish talking,
  1959. say "over."
  1960.  
  1961. 445
  1962. 00:20:10,201 --> 00:20:11,812
  1963. Okay. Cool. Okay.
  1964.  
  1965. 446
  1966. 00:20:11,812 --> 00:20:13,615
  1967. Breaker 1-9,
  1968.  
  1969. 447
  1970. 00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:16,262
  1971. my friend Jessie says
  1972. all truck drivers are rapists.
  1973.  
  1974. 448
  1975. 00:20:16,262 --> 00:20:17,566
  1976. Are you a rapist? Kevin, no!
  1977.  
  1978. 449
  1979. 00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:18,870
  1980. No! Oh. Sorry.
  1981.  
  1982. 450
  1983. 00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:20,405
  1984. Over. No! No.
  1985.  
  1986. 451
  1987. 00:20:20,405 --> 00:20:21,901
  1988. What are you doing?
  1989.  
  1990. 452
  1991. 00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:24,855
  1992. What? It's a question.
  1993. You're ruining it.
  1994.  
  1995. 453
  1996. 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:28,269
  1997. Sorry about that there,
  1998. good buddy.
  1999.  
  2000. 454
  2001. 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,918
  2002. You know how little boys are
  2003. when their mouths get goin'.
  2004.  
  2005. 455
  2006. 00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:34,215
  2007. I don't...
  2008. Not to imply that you are...
  2009.  
  2010. 456
  2011. 00:20:34,215 --> 00:20:38,741
  2012. Fond of when little boys' mouths
  2013. get goin' in any way.
  2014.  
  2015. 457
  2016. 00:20:38,741 --> 00:20:40,391
  2017. I-I'm not suggesting
  2018.  
  2019. 458
  2020. 00:20:40,391 --> 00:20:42,770
  2021. that you are a sex offender
  2022. or a pedophile.
  2023.  
  2024. 459
  2025. 00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:44,380
  2026. Okay, no! Yeah.
  2027.  
  2028. 460
  2029. 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,375
  2030. So that's the CD Radio, guys.
  2031.  
  2032. 461
  2033. 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,370
  2034. Neat, huh?
  2035.  
  2036. 462
  2037. 00:20:48,409 --> 00:20:49,521
  2038. Hey, Dad, what's a pedophile?
  2039.  
  2040. 463
  2041. 00:20:49,521 --> 00:20:51,132
  2042. Mm, well, Kevin,
  2043.  
  2044. 464
  2045. 00:20:51,132 --> 00:20:53,511
  2046. when a man and a boy love
  2047. each other very mu... No.
  2048.  
  2049. 465
  2050. 00:20:53,511 --> 00:20:55,428
  2051. No.
  2052.  
  2053. 466
  2054. 00:20:57,692 --> 00:21:00,032
  2055. I have to piss. Me, too.
  2056.  
  2057. 467
  2058. 00:21:00,032 --> 00:21:01,950
  2059. Okay, go with him, please,
  2060. and keep an eye on him.
  2061.  
  2062. 468
  2063. 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,829
  2064. Okay. Thank you.
  2065.  
  2066. 469
  2067. 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,049
  2068. Look at that.
  2069. The boys are bonding already.
  2070.  
  2071. 470
  2072. 00:21:08,088 --> 00:21:09,277
  2073. Mm-hmm.
  2074.  
  2075. 471
  2076. 00:21:09,277 --> 00:21:10,581
  2077. Isn't this the best?
  2078.  
  2079. 472
  2080. 00:21:10,581 --> 00:21:12,537
  2081. Yeah.
  2082.  
  2083. 473
  2084. 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,568
  2085. Do you remember,
  2086.  
  2087. 474
  2088. 00:21:15,568 --> 00:21:17,716
  2089. back when you were just getting
  2090. your pilot's license
  2091.  
  2092. 475
  2093. 00:21:17,716 --> 00:21:19,711
  2094. and you and I would sit there
  2095.  
  2096. 476
  2097. 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,360
  2098. and we'd talk
  2099. about all those, like,
  2100.  
  2101. 477
  2102. 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,315
  2103. overseas trips we would take and stuff?
  2104. Oh.
  2105.  
  2106. 478
  2107. 00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:26,041
  2108. Yeah, of course,
  2109. that's when I thought
  2110.  
  2111. 479
  2112. 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,726
  2113. I was gonna fly
  2114. for one of the big guys.
  2115.  
  2116. 480
  2117. 00:21:28,726 --> 00:21:30,452
  2118. I know it's not
  2119. the most glamorous airline,
  2120.  
  2121. 481
  2122. 00:21:30,452 --> 00:21:33,253
  2123. but Econo air,
  2124. it's been pretty good to us.
  2125.  
  2126. 482
  2127. 00:21:33,253 --> 00:21:34,403
  2128. As far as I'm concerned,
  2129.  
  2130. 483
  2131. 00:21:34,403 --> 00:21:35,900
  2132. right here
  2133. with you and the boys,
  2134.  
  2135. 484
  2136. 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,125
  2137. this is paradise.
  2138.  
  2139. 485
  2140. 00:21:40,656 --> 00:21:42,459
  2141. There was a hole
  2142. in the side of my stall.
  2143.  
  2144. 486
  2145. 00:21:42,459 --> 00:21:43,955
  2146. Sounds like you found
  2147. yourself a glory hole. Russ?
  2148.  
  2149. 487
  2150. 00:21:43,955 --> 00:21:45,298
  2151. Hmm? No.
  2152.  
  2153. 488
  2154. 00:21:45,298 --> 00:21:47,369
  2155. All right. Let's hit the road.
  2156. Okay.
  2157.  
  2158. 489
  2159. 00:22:28,454 --> 00:22:30,640
  2160. Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
  2161.  
  2162. 490
  2163. 00:22:42,877 --> 00:22:44,911
  2164. What... What's wrong with you?!
  2165.  
  2166. 491
  2167. 00:22:44,911 --> 00:22:47,136
  2168. I just wanted to see how long
  2169. you could hold your breath
  2170.  
  2171. 492
  2172. 00:22:47,136 --> 00:22:48,479
  2173. before you black out.
  2174.  
  2175. 493
  2176. 00:22:48,479 --> 00:22:50,857
  2177. Don't do that!
  2178. I could have died.
  2179.  
  2180. 494
  2181. 00:22:50,857 --> 00:22:52,506
  2182. Whatever.
  2183.  
  2184. 495
  2185. 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:59,258
  2186. Goddamn it. Kevin!
  2187.  
  2188. 496
  2189. 00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:14,411
  2190. Hey, honey,
  2191. why'd we get off the highway?
  2192.  
  2193. 497
  2194. 00:23:14,411 --> 00:23:15,984
  2195. Well, I thought it would be fun
  2196.  
  2197. 498
  2198. 00:23:15,984 --> 00:23:17,556
  2199. for the kids to see
  2200. where you went to college.
  2201.  
  2202. 499
  2203. 00:23:17,556 --> 00:23:20,893
  2204. Oh, God. Why would that
  2205. be fun for them, honey?
  2206.  
  2207. 500
  2208. 00:23:20,893 --> 00:23:22,351
  2209. Well, you could give us a tour.
  2210.  
  2211. 501
  2212. 00:23:22,351 --> 00:23:24,001
  2213. Maybe one of them
  2214. could study there one day.
  2215.  
  2216. 502
  2217. 00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:26,417
  2218. Oh, no. No way, man.
  2219.  
  2220. 503
  2221. 00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:27,722
  2222. I've got my sights set
  2223.  
  2224. 504
  2225. 00:23:27,722 --> 00:23:29,141
  2226. on something
  2227. a little more Ivy league.
  2228.  
  2229. 505
  2230. 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:30,331
  2231. Oh.
  2232.  
  2233. 506
  2234. 00:23:30,331 --> 00:23:31,674
  2235. Little fucker.
  2236.  
  2237. 507
  2238. 00:23:31,674 --> 00:23:33,323
  2239. What, Ma? I love you.
  2240.  
  2241. 508
  2242. 00:23:33,323 --> 00:23:34,742
  2243. That's what I said.
  2244.  
  2245. 509
  2246. 00:23:34,742 --> 00:23:36,200
  2247. Love you, too.
  2248. I said I love you.
  2249.  
  2250. 510
  2251. 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,156
  2252. Let's just see how far it is.
  2253.  
  2254. 511
  2255. 00:23:38,156 --> 00:23:40,573
  2256. You are 9.2 miles
  2257. from your destination.
  2258.  
  2259. 512
  2260. 00:23:40,573 --> 00:23:41,570
  2261. Oh. All right.
  2262.  
  2263. 513
  2264. 00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:43,718
  2265. Check the best route.
  2266.  
  2267. 514
  2268. 00:23:45,061 --> 00:23:47,286
  2269. Oh! I changed the language.
  2270.  
  2271. 515
  2272. 00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:51,467
  2273. That's not it.
  2274.  
  2275. 516
  2276. 00:23:52,925 --> 00:23:54,037
  2277. What is that?
  2278.  
  2279. 517
  2280. 00:23:54,037 --> 00:23:56,416
  2281. Uh, I don't know. I... Korean?
  2282.  
  2283. 518
  2284. 00:23:57,490 --> 00:23:58,718
  2285. Oh, God, it's horrible! Oh.
  2286.  
  2287. 519
  2288. 00:23:58,718 --> 00:24:00,520
  2289. Just please turn it off, Russ.
  2290.  
  2291. 520
  2292. 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,208
  2293. The menu's all in Korean now.
  2294. I don't know what to press.
  2295.  
  2296. 521
  2297. 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,433
  2298. Why is it so much angrier
  2299. than the other voices?
  2300.  
  2301. 522
  2302. 00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:06,390
  2303. Why don't we just...
  2304. Honey, it doesn't...
  2305.  
  2306. 523
  2307. 00:24:06,390 --> 00:24:08,193
  2308. It like when you touch it, okay?
  2309.  
  2310. 524
  2311. 00:24:08,193 --> 00:24:10,994
  2312. Just leave it alone.
  2313. Let it calm down.
  2314.  
  2315. 525
  2316. 00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:25,954
  2317. Wow. This place
  2318. has not changed a bit.
  2319.  
  2320. 526
  2321. 00:24:25,954 --> 00:24:27,565
  2322. Isn't that Sorority Row?
  2323.  
  2324. 527
  2325. 00:24:27,565 --> 00:24:28,831
  2326. Mm-hmm.
  2327.  
  2328. 528
  2329. 00:24:28,831 --> 00:24:30,174
  2330. Let's go check out your house.
  2331.  
  2332. 529
  2333. 00:24:30,174 --> 00:24:31,938
  2334. Oh, no, honey.
  2335.  
  2336. 530
  2337. 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,588
  2338. Don't you... don't you think
  2339. we should get back on the road?
  2340.  
  2341. 531
  2342. 00:24:33,588 --> 00:24:35,851
  2343. No, come on. It'll be fun.
  2344.  
  2345. 532
  2346. 00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:38,191
  2347. It's... It's just a boring,
  2348. old house.
  2349.  
  2350. 533
  2351. 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,525
  2352. Go! Go! Go! Go!
  2353.  
  2354. 534
  2355. 00:24:57,525 --> 00:24:59,137
  2356. Yeah! That's what's up!
  2357.  
  2358. 535
  2359. 00:24:59,137 --> 00:25:02,129
  2360. I cannot believe that
  2361. they are still doing this.
  2362.  
  2363. 536
  2364. 00:25:02,129 --> 00:25:03,970
  2365. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug
  2366.  
  2367. 537
  2368. 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,120
  2369. what is it?
  2370.  
  2371. 538
  2372. 00:25:05,159 --> 00:25:08,496
  2373. Uh, it is the Tri-Pi Chug run.
  2374.  
  2375. 539
  2376. 00:25:08,496 --> 00:25:10,952
  2377. You have to chug
  2378. a big pitcher of beer
  2379.  
  2380. 540
  2381. 00:25:10,952 --> 00:25:13,406
  2382. and then you have to get through
  2383. the course as fast as you can.
  2384.  
  2385. 541
  2386. 00:25:13,406 --> 00:25:16,552
  2387. And you did this?
  2388. 'Cause you hardly drink.
  2389.  
  2390. 542
  2391. 00:25:16,552 --> 00:25:17,818
  2392. No. Yeah.
  2393.  
  2394. 543
  2395. 00:25:17,818 --> 00:25:19,775
  2396. But, honey, it's for charity.
  2397. See?
  2398.  
  2399. 544
  2400. 00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:24,416
  2401. Hi. Would you like to donate
  2402. to assburgers?
  2403.  
  2404. 545
  2405. 00:25:24,454 --> 00:25:26,449
  2406. Oh, no. We're just stopping by.
  2407.  
  2408. 546
  2409. 00:25:26,449 --> 00:25:28,713
  2410. I was a Tri-Pi
  2411. a long time ago, so...
  2412.  
  2413. 547
  2414. 00:25:28,713 --> 00:25:31,436
  2415. In fact,
  2416. the Chug run was my idea.
  2417.  
  2418. 548
  2419. 00:25:31,436 --> 00:25:32,818
  2420. It was?
  2421.  
  2422. 549
  2423. 00:25:32,818 --> 00:25:34,582
  2424. Yeah.
  2425.  
  2426. 550
  2427. 00:25:34,582 --> 00:25:36,078
  2428. Wait. Are you Debbie Fletcher?
  2429.  
  2430. 551
  2431. 00:25:36,078 --> 00:25:37,114
  2432. Yeah.
  2433.  
  2434. 552
  2435. 00:25:37,114 --> 00:25:38,840
  2436. Oh, my shit.
  2437.  
  2438. 553
  2439. 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,065
  2440. Oh, my shit!
  2441. I can't believe it's you!
  2442.  
  2443. 554
  2444. 00:25:41,065 --> 00:25:43,481
  2445. Guys! Come here!
  2446. Bring over the book!
  2447.  
  2448. 555
  2449. 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,668
  2450. It's Debbie fucking Fletcher.
  2451.  
  2452. 556
  2453. 00:25:45,668 --> 00:25:47,970
  2454. - How do you know who I am?
  2455. - Oh, my God, are you kidding me?
  2456.  
  2457. 557
  2458. 00:25:47,970 --> 00:25:49,926
  2459. You're like a legend at Tri-Pi!
  2460.  
  2461. 558
  2462. 00:25:49,926 --> 00:25:51,614
  2463. You're Debbie do-anything!
  2464.  
  2465. 559
  2466. 00:25:51,614 --> 00:25:52,765
  2467. Uh, Debbie do-anything?
  2468.  
  2469. 560
  2470. 00:25:52,765 --> 00:25:53,839
  2471. Go play.
  2472.  
  2473. 561
  2474. 00:25:53,839 --> 00:25:55,949
  2475. Yeah, look! See?
  2476.  
  2477. 562
  2478. 00:25:55,949 --> 00:25:57,944
  2479. Huh? Oh, God.
  2480.  
  2481. 563
  2482. 00:25:57,944 --> 00:25:59,977
  2483. Is it true that you climbed
  2484. the clock tower naked?
  2485.  
  2486. 564
  2487. 00:26:00,015 --> 00:26:01,627
  2488. Of course not.
  2489.  
  2490. 565
  2491. 00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:03,468
  2492. Did you really show your tits
  2493. to anyone who asked?
  2494.  
  2495. 566
  2496. 00:26:03,468 --> 00:26:05,808
  2497. - Honey, we should go.
  2498. - Wha... Wha... hang... hang on.
  2499.  
  2500. 567
  2501. 00:26:05,808 --> 00:26:07,803
  2502. I heard that you stuck a finger
  2503. in the Dean's dick.
  2504.  
  2505. 568
  2506. 00:26:07,841 --> 00:26:09,836
  2507. Did you really burn down
  2508. the taco bell?
  2509.  
  2510. 569
  2511. 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:11,638
  2512. I heard that you fucked
  2513. Anthony Hopkins.
  2514.  
  2515. 570
  2516. 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:14,017
  2517. I heard that,
  2518. if people bop you on your head,
  2519.  
  2520. 571
  2521. 00:26:14,017 --> 00:26:16,127
  2522. gold coins
  2523. come out of your butt.
  2524.  
  2525. 572
  2526. 00:26:16,127 --> 00:26:18,045
  2527. Okay, ladies. Uh... What?!
  2528.  
  2529. 573
  2530. 00:26:19,157 --> 00:26:20,845
  2531. I think I know my wife
  2532. pretty well,
  2533.  
  2534. 574
  2535. 00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,955
  2536. and she wouldn't have done
  2537. any of those things.
  2538.  
  2539. 575
  2540. 00:26:22,955 --> 00:26:24,451
  2541. But you know what?
  2542.  
  2543. 576
  2544. 00:26:24,451 --> 00:26:26,216
  2545. What's important is
  2546. not whether I did them
  2547.  
  2548. 577
  2549. 00:26:26,216 --> 00:26:27,328
  2550. or I didn't do them.
  2551.  
  2552. 578
  2553. 00:26:27,328 --> 00:26:28,978
  2554. What's important is
  2555.  
  2556. 579
  2557. 00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:31,049
  2558. that you guys are idolizing
  2559. very bad behavior here.
  2560.  
  2561. 580
  2562. 00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:32,430
  2563. Uh, Ew.
  2564.  
  2565. 581
  2566. 00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:33,888
  2567. You don't sound like
  2568. Debbie do-anything.
  2569.  
  2570. 582
  2571. 00:26:33,888 --> 00:26:35,499
  2572. I had a feeling
  2573. she was all hype.
  2574.  
  2575. 583
  2576. 00:26:35,499 --> 00:26:37,916
  2577. Bet she didn't even come up
  2578. with the Chug run.
  2579.  
  2580. 584
  2581. 00:26:37,916 --> 00:26:39,604
  2582. Hey! Wait a min... Excuse me.
  2583.  
  2584. 585
  2585. 00:26:39,604 --> 00:26:43,018
  2586. I did come up with the Chug run,
  2587. all right?
  2588.  
  2589. 586
  2590. 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,246
  2591. And I ran it.
  2592.  
  2593. 587
  2594. 00:26:44,246 --> 00:26:45,626
  2595. Sure you did. No, I did.
  2596.  
  2597. 588
  2598. 00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:47,583
  2599. In 16 seconds, okay? Okay, hon.
  2600.  
  2601. 589
  2602. 00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:49,002
  2603. Prove it.
  2604.  
  2605. 590
  2606. 00:26:49,002 --> 00:26:50,728
  2607. She can't do it now. She's old.
  2608.  
  2609. 591
  2610. 00:26:50,728 --> 00:26:51,956
  2611. Excuse me, girl?
  2612.  
  2613. 592
  2614. 00:26:51,956 --> 00:26:53,414
  2615. I didn't mean it like that.
  2616.  
  2617. 593
  2618. 00:26:53,414 --> 00:26:55,677
  2619. I just mean... You're old.
  2620.  
  2621. 594
  2622. 00:26:57,019 --> 00:27:00,396
  2623. Oh, oh, yeah!
  2624.  
  2625. 595
  2626. 00:27:00,396 --> 00:27:03,080
  2627. Never heard that laugh before.
  2628. I don't like it.
  2629.  
  2630. 596
  2631. 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,270
  2632. Hold my bag. Unh-Unh.
  2633.  
  2634. 597
  2635. 00:27:04,270 --> 00:27:06,265
  2636. Why? I'm not... You're not...
  2637.  
  2638. 598
  2639. 00:27:06,265 --> 00:27:07,761
  2640. You're not actually going on this thing.
  2641. Yes, I am.
  2642.  
  2643. 599
  2644. 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:09,487
  2645. This Chug run raised
  2646.  
  2647. 600
  2648. 00:27:09,525 --> 00:27:11,520
  2649. thousands of dollars
  2650. for charity, all right?
  2651.  
  2652. 601
  2653. 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,937
  2654. Now, I might not have gotten
  2655. good grades while I was here.
  2656.  
  2657. 602
  2658. 00:27:13,937 --> 00:27:16,431
  2659. But at least I did something.
  2660. Yeah, it sounds like you did a lot.
  2661.  
  2662. 603
  2663. 00:27:16,431 --> 00:27:17,658
  2664. You stuck your finger
  2665. in the Dean's penis.
  2666.  
  2667. 604
  2668. 00:27:17,658 --> 00:27:19,500
  2669. You know, honey,
  2670. it's not important
  2671.  
  2672. 605
  2673. 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:20,535
  2674. what I stuck my finger in and
  2675. what I burnt down, all right?
  2676.  
  2677. 606
  2678. 00:27:20,535 --> 00:27:22,146
  2679. What is important right now
  2680.  
  2681. 607
  2682. 00:27:22,146 --> 00:27:23,796
  2683. is that these Fuckin' bitches
  2684. are disrespecting me,
  2685.  
  2686. 608
  2687. 00:27:23,796 --> 00:27:25,828
  2688. and that ain't right, okay?
  2689. "Bitches"?
  2690.  
  2691. 609
  2692. 00:27:26,749 --> 00:27:28,169
  2693. Bring it on.
  2694.  
  2695. 610
  2696. 00:27:29,588 --> 00:27:31,928
  2697. No one's calling me old.
  2698. Fuck you.
  2699.  
  2700. 611
  2701. 00:27:31,928 --> 00:27:33,194
  2702. All right, boobs, pitcher!
  2703. Let's go.
  2704.  
  2705. 612
  2706. 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:34,844
  2707. Come on, come on, come on.
  2708.  
  2709. 613
  2710. 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:43,245
  2711. Tri-Pi, motherfuckers!
  2712.  
  2713. 614
  2714. 00:27:57,860 --> 00:27:59,855
  2715. Oh, Jesus Christ.
  2716.  
  2717. 615
  2718. 00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:11,018
  2719. Three! Two! One!
  2720.  
  2721. 616
  2722. 00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:19,419
  2723. Oh, honey.
  2724.  
  2725. 617
  2726. 00:28:32,731 --> 00:28:34,188
  2727. What's Mom doing?
  2728.  
  2729. 618
  2730. 00:28:34,188 --> 00:28:37,065
  2731. She's, uh, teaching
  2732. these bitches a-a lesson.
  2733.  
  2734. 619
  2735. 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:51,413
  2736. This is the best thing
  2737. I've ever seen.
  2738.  
  2739. 620
  2740. 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,051
  2741. Go! Go! Go!
  2742.  
  2743. 621
  2744. 00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:03,572
  2745. Why is she puking so much?
  2746.  
  2747. 622
  2748. 00:29:03,572 --> 00:29:05,376
  2749. It's for assburgers.
  2750.  
  2751. 623
  2752. 00:29:18,572 --> 00:29:21,565
  2753. Tri-Pi, motherfuckers!
  2754.  
  2755. 624
  2756. 00:29:34,415 --> 00:29:36,909
  2757. Mom, you should try
  2758. and stay hydrated.
  2759.  
  2760. 625
  2761. 00:29:38,289 --> 00:29:41,167
  2762. What? What are you doing?
  2763.  
  2764. 626
  2765. 00:29:43,277 --> 00:29:44,696
  2766. How 'bout some tunes?
  2767.  
  2768. 627
  2769. 00:29:47,803 --> 00:29:49,874
  2770. Oh, my God. I can't believe it.
  2771.  
  2772. 628
  2773. 00:29:49,874 --> 00:29:51,831
  2774. I love this song!
  2775.  
  2776. 629
  2777. 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:54,708
  2778. Guys, it's seal!
  2779.  
  2780. 630
  2781. 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:57,432
  2782. Everybody sing it with me.
  2783.  
  2784. 631
  2785. 00:30:02,879 --> 00:30:04,030
  2786. Come on, guys.
  2787.  
  2788. 632
  2789. 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:10,781
  2790. Deb?
  2791.  
  2792. 633
  2793. 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,111
  2794. Guys? No?
  2795.  
  2796. 634
  2797. 00:30:21,791 --> 00:30:23,901
  2798. Is this a man
  2799. or a woman singing?
  2800.  
  2801. 635
  2802. 00:30:26,164 --> 00:30:28,696
  2803. And the coolest man ever!
  2804. He overcame lupus!
  2805.  
  2806. 636
  2807. 00:30:39,667 --> 00:30:41,279
  2808. "Batman forever"?
  2809.  
  2810. 637
  2811. 00:30:53,170 --> 00:30:54,552
  2812. He's come back to kill us.
  2813.  
  2814. 638
  2815. 00:30:56,623 --> 00:30:58,618
  2816. Gun it, Russ! Gunning it!
  2817.  
  2818. 639
  2819. 00:31:01,265 --> 00:31:03,643
  2820. You gotta go faster, Dad!
  2821. Go faster!
  2822.  
  2823. 640
  2824. 00:31:03,643 --> 00:31:04,832
  2825. The Prancer doesn't go
  2826. any faster!
  2827.  
  2828. 641
  2829. 00:31:04,832 --> 00:31:06,405
  2830. Okay, well,
  2831. what are we gonna do?!
  2832.  
  2833. 642
  2834. 00:31:06,405 --> 00:31:08,169
  2835. Let me see... maybe if I press
  2836. this rabbit button,
  2837.  
  2838. 643
  2839. 00:31:08,169 --> 00:31:09,090
  2840. it'll, like, give it
  2841. a boost or something.
  2842.  
  2843. 644
  2844. 00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:10,203
  2845. Yes. Try it!
  2846.  
  2847. 645
  2848. 00:31:13,962 --> 00:31:15,650
  2849. Why would there be a button
  2850. for that?
  2851.  
  2852. 646
  2853. 00:31:15,650 --> 00:31:16,648
  2854. And why is it a rabbit?!
  2855.  
  2856. 647
  2857. 00:31:16,648 --> 00:31:18,450
  2858. Okay. Um... Rocket!
  2859.  
  2860. 648
  2861. 00:31:18,450 --> 00:31:20,023
  2862. Rocket. Here you go. Try that!
  2863. Yes.
  2864.  
  2865. 649
  2866. 00:31:20,023 --> 00:31:21,864
  2867. - What?
  2868. - What?
  2869.  
  2870. 650
  2871. 00:31:21,864 --> 00:31:22,861
  2872. - What's happening?
  2873. - Why am I swiveling? I'm swiveling!
  2874.  
  2875. 651
  2876. 00:31:22,861 --> 00:31:24,128
  2877. I don't know! I don't know!
  2878.  
  2879. 652
  2880. 00:31:24,128 --> 00:31:25,969
  2881. Grab the wheel! Grab the wheel!
  2882.  
  2883. 653
  2884. 00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:29,000
  2885. - Hit the brake! Hit the gas! Hit the gas!
  2886. - Okay, I'm...
  2887.  
  2888. 654
  2889. 00:31:31,110 --> 00:31:32,912
  2890. I don't wanna die!
  2891.  
  2892. 655
  2893. 00:31:36,634 --> 00:31:39,894
  2894. Okay, I got the wheel!
  2895. I got the wheel! Okay! Okay!
  2896.  
  2897. 656
  2898. 00:31:39,894 --> 00:31:42,004
  2899. Okay, what are we gonna do?
  2900.  
  2901. 657
  2902. 00:31:42,004 --> 00:31:44,305
  2903. I have an idea. What?
  2904.  
  2905. 658
  2906. 00:31:44,305 --> 00:31:45,955
  2907. Handbrake turn. What?
  2908.  
  2909. 659
  2910. 00:31:45,955 --> 00:31:47,682
  2911. I pull the wheel to the left,
  2912. yank the handbrake,
  2913.  
  2914. 660
  2915. 00:31:47,682 --> 00:31:49,945
  2916. we do a 180, cross the median,
  2917. drive right past him.
  2918.  
  2919. 661
  2920. 00:31:49,945 --> 00:31:51,172
  2921. You know how to do that, Dad?
  2922.  
  2923. 662
  2924. 00:31:51,172 --> 00:31:52,783
  2925. If Vin Diesel can do it,
  2926. so can I.
  2927.  
  2928. 663
  2929. 00:31:52,783 --> 00:31:54,317
  2930. Why are you as good
  2931. as Vin Diesel?
  2932.  
  2933. 664
  2934. 00:31:54,317 --> 00:31:55,890
  2935. Hang on!
  2936.  
  2937. 665
  2938. 00:32:06,670 --> 00:32:09,048
  2939. That's not
  2940. what I was trying to do.
  2941.  
  2942. 666
  2943. 00:32:09,048 --> 00:32:11,542
  2944. Everybody okay? Oh, shit!
  2945.  
  2946. 667
  2947. 00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:22,820
  2948. Go, Dad! Dad! Dad! Go! Go!
  2949.  
  2950. 668
  2951. 00:32:22,820 --> 00:32:24,777
  2952. Oh, my God. Oh, God!
  2953.  
  2954. 669
  2955. 00:32:35,556 --> 00:32:37,052
  2956. Whoa!
  2957.  
  2958. 670
  2959. 00:32:44,033 --> 00:32:45,760
  2960. Oh, shit!
  2961.  
  2962. 671
  2963. 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,141
  2964. Goddamn it.
  2965.  
  2966. 672
  2967. 00:32:55,887 --> 00:32:58,573
  2968. All right, boys. This is you.
  2969.  
  2970. 673
  2971. 00:32:58,573 --> 00:32:59,570
  2972. I call both beds!
  2973.  
  2974. 674
  2975. 00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:01,296
  2976. You get one bed.
  2977.  
  2978. 675
  2979. 00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:03,598
  2980. If you guys need anything,
  2981. Mom and I are right next door.
  2982.  
  2983. 676
  2984. 00:33:03,598 --> 00:33:05,325
  2985. Oh, I think I saw a hot tub,
  2986. Dad.
  2987.  
  2988. 677
  2989. 00:33:05,362 --> 00:33:06,820
  2990. Is it okay if I take a soak?
  2991.  
  2992. 678
  2993. 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:09,276
  2994. Yeah. Yeah, sure.
  2995.  
  2996. 679
  2997. 00:33:09,276 --> 00:33:11,769
  2998. But if anyone tries
  2999. to shove you in their car,
  3000.  
  3001. 680
  3002. 00:33:11,769 --> 00:33:13,879
  3003. you give 'em a good scratch
  3004. like I showed ya.
  3005.  
  3006. 681
  3007. 00:33:13,879 --> 00:33:15,567
  3008. I will. All right. Attaboy.
  3009.  
  3010. 682
  3011. 00:33:15,567 --> 00:33:17,829
  3012. Thanks.
  3013.  
  3014. 683
  3015. 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,784
  3016. So... How come you never told me
  3017.  
  3018. 684
  3019. 00:33:20,784 --> 00:33:24,390
  3020. about the whole
  3021. Debbie do-anything thing?
  3022.  
  3023. 685
  3024. 00:33:24,390 --> 00:33:26,652
  3025. Come on, that was so long ago.
  3026.  
  3027. 686
  3028. 00:33:26,652 --> 00:33:29,223
  3029. Yeah, but it's part
  3030. of who you are and...
  3031.  
  3032. 687
  3033. 00:33:29,223 --> 00:33:31,064
  3034. I wanna know all about you.
  3035.  
  3036. 688
  3037. 00:33:31,064 --> 00:33:34,555
  3038. All right. Well, that's fair.
  3039. What do you wanna know?
  3040.  
  3041. 689
  3042. 00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:38,353
  3043. How many guys did you sleep with before me?
  3044. Oh, no-no-no-no-no.
  3045.  
  3046. 690
  3047. 00:33:38,353 --> 00:33:40,310
  3048. No-no-no-no-no. Ah, come on.
  3049.  
  3050. 691
  3051. 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:42,381
  3052. Come on. That's not important.
  3053.  
  3054. 692
  3055. 00:33:42,381 --> 00:33:44,030
  3056. Well, no, I know.
  3057. But I'm just...
  3058.  
  3059. 693
  3060. 00:33:44,030 --> 00:33:45,066
  3061. You really need to know?
  3062.  
  3063. 694
  3064. 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,255
  3065. It just...
  3066.  
  3067. 695
  3068. 00:33:46,255 --> 00:33:47,790
  3069. Oh, okay. I'm just curious.
  3070.  
  3071. 696
  3072. 00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:48,864
  3073. Okay, okay.
  3074.  
  3075. 697
  3076. 00:33:48,864 --> 00:33:51,741
  3077. Um... let's see.
  3078.  
  3079. 698
  3080. 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:55,040
  3081. Hmm.
  3082.  
  3083. 699
  3084. 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,799
  3085. And then... um...
  3086.  
  3087. 700
  3088. 00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:00,372
  3089. Kinda takin' you a little while.
  3090.  
  3091. 701
  3092. 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,863
  3093. Okay, so, uh, around... th...
  3094.  
  3095. 702
  3096. 00:34:03,863 --> 00:34:05,820
  3097. Three. Three.
  3098.  
  3099. 703
  3100. 00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:07,852
  3101. That's actually reassuring,
  3102.  
  3103. 704
  3104. 00:34:07,852 --> 00:34:09,387
  3105. 'cause it's the same as me.
  3106.  
  3107. 705
  3108. 00:34:09,387 --> 00:34:12,226
  3109. No. Didn't say three.
  3110.  
  3111. 706
  3112. 00:34:12,226 --> 00:34:14,681
  3113. 13. 13?
  3114.  
  3115. 707
  3116. 00:34:14,681 --> 00:34:15,832
  3117. Nope.
  3118.  
  3119. 708
  3120. 00:34:15,870 --> 00:34:16,983
  3121. And it's not three?
  3122.  
  3123. 709
  3124. 00:34:16,983 --> 00:34:18,402
  3125. It's around... It's around 30.
  3126.  
  3127. 710
  3128. 00:34:18,402 --> 00:34:20,397
  3129. 30! Hoo!
  3130.  
  3131. 711
  3132. 00:34:20,397 --> 00:34:21,740
  3133. Wow! Holy cow.
  3134.  
  3135. 712
  3136. 00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:24,693
  3137. See, now I feel like
  3138. you're judging me.
  3139.  
  3140. 713
  3141. 00:34:24,732 --> 00:34:26,918
  3142. I'm judging me.
  3143.  
  3144. 714
  3145. 00:34:26,918 --> 00:34:29,911
  3146. Your number
  3147. is so much higher than mine.
  3148.  
  3149. 715
  3150. 00:34:29,911 --> 00:34:32,212
  3151. Yes, it is a big number,
  3152. but that doesn't matter.
  3153.  
  3154. 716
  3155. 00:34:32,212 --> 00:34:33,325
  3156. Honey, it doesn't matter.
  3157.  
  3158. 717
  3159. 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:34,360
  3160. You're... you're so cool.
  3161.  
  3162. 718
  3163. 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,278
  3164. I-I-I-I feel like a loser.
  3165.  
  3166. 719
  3167. 00:34:36,278 --> 00:34:37,544
  3168. You are not a loser.
  3169.  
  3170. 720
  3171. 00:34:37,544 --> 00:34:38,925
  3172. Okay? Yeah?
  3173.  
  3174. 721
  3175. 00:34:38,925 --> 00:34:41,380
  3176. 'Cause, uh,
  3177. I had to work pretty hard
  3178.  
  3179. 722
  3180. 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:42,915
  3181. just to get those three.
  3182.  
  3183. 723
  3184. 00:34:44,257 --> 00:34:45,677
  3185. Had to take care
  3186. of Jenny's grandfather
  3187.  
  3188. 724
  3189. 00:34:45,677 --> 00:34:47,787
  3190. for months
  3191. before she slept with me.
  3192.  
  3193. 725
  3194. 00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:49,360
  3195. And he was racist.
  3196.  
  3197. 726
  3198. 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,587
  3199. Please don't base it on me.
  3200.  
  3201. 727
  3202. 00:34:50,587 --> 00:34:52,274
  3203. I was, like, crazy back then.
  3204.  
  3205. 728
  3206. 00:34:52,274 --> 00:34:55,919
  3207. I was completely immature
  3208. and acting out
  3209.  
  3210. 729
  3211. 00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:58,835
  3212. and just really, like,
  3213. free with my body,
  3214.  
  3215. 730
  3216. 00:34:58,872 --> 00:35:00,523
  3217. and that's just not
  3218. who I am anymore.
  3219.  
  3220. 731
  3221. 00:35:00,523 --> 00:35:02,709
  3222. That's not who we are.
  3223.  
  3224. 732
  3225. 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:05,432
  3226. Well... we're pretty free
  3227. with our bodies.
  3228.  
  3229. 733
  3230. 00:35:05,432 --> 00:35:10,074
  3231. But, y-you have to admit
  3232. I-I feel like we've gotten...
  3233.  
  3234. 734
  3235. 00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:14,486
  3236. Like, less free with our bodies.
  3237.  
  3238. 735
  3239. 00:35:14,486 --> 00:35:16,865
  3240. But we have sex every week
  3241. with our bodies.
  3242.  
  3243. 736
  3244. 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:21,621
  3245. We do. But, I mean, it's gotten
  3246. a little routine, babe.
  3247.  
  3248. 737
  3249. 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:23,117
  3250. You know, you always
  3251.  
  3252. 738
  3253. 00:35:23,117 --> 00:35:24,613
  3254. are lighting
  3255. that same yankee candle...
  3256.  
  3257. 739
  3258. 00:35:24,613 --> 00:35:26,071
  3259. and everything.
  3260.  
  3261. 740
  3262. 00:35:26,071 --> 00:35:27,145
  3263. And I don't know,
  3264.  
  3265. 741
  3266. 00:35:27,145 --> 00:35:28,602
  3267. it might be nice
  3268.  
  3269. 742
  3270. 00:35:28,602 --> 00:35:31,403
  3271. to mix it up a little bit
  3272. every once in a while.
  3273.  
  3274. 743
  3275. 00:35:31,442 --> 00:35:32,746
  3276. Okay? No big deal.
  3277.  
  3278. 744
  3279. 00:35:32,746 --> 00:35:34,778
  3280. I-I-I'm gonna go take a shower.
  3281.  
  3282. 745
  3283. 00:35:34,778 --> 00:35:36,851
  3284. Okay?
  3285. I'm gonna take one with you.
  3286.  
  3287. 746
  3288. 00:35:36,851 --> 00:35:38,423
  3289. Hmm?
  3290.  
  3291. 747
  3292. 00:35:38,423 --> 00:35:40,840
  3293. Uh... We'll have sex in it.
  3294.  
  3295. 748
  3296. 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,604
  3297. Yeah. In the shower.
  3298.  
  3299. 749
  3300. 00:35:42,604 --> 00:35:45,558
  3301. How's that for Gettin' free
  3302. with our bodies,
  3303.  
  3304. 750
  3305. 00:35:45,558 --> 00:35:46,824
  3306. Debbie do-anything?
  3307.  
  3308. 751
  3309. 00:35:46,824 --> 00:35:48,588
  3310. I like that. Yeah.
  3311.  
  3312. 752
  3313. 00:35:48,588 --> 00:35:50,698
  3314. Oh, Russ.
  3315.  
  3316. 753
  3317. 00:35:52,732 --> 00:35:54,649
  3318. Just be careful
  3319. not to drop the soap.
  3320.  
  3321. 754
  3322. 00:35:54,649 --> 00:35:56,107
  3323. Oh, I won't.
  3324.  
  3325. 755
  3326. 00:35:58,486 --> 00:35:59,982
  3327. What?
  3328.  
  3329. 756
  3330. 00:35:59,982 --> 00:36:01,938
  3331. This is fun and different.
  3332.  
  3333. 757
  3334. 00:36:01,938 --> 00:36:03,741
  3335. I know. It is.
  3336.  
  3337. 758
  3338. 00:36:03,741 --> 00:36:06,235
  3339. You are so cute when you get
  3340. excited about stuff.
  3341.  
  3342. 759
  3343. 00:36:06,235 --> 00:36:10,378
  3344. Mm. Mm.
  3345. You're, like, so cute always.
  3346.  
  3347. 760
  3348. 00:36:10,378 --> 00:36:12,066
  3349. Aww. Honey.
  3350.  
  3351. 761
  3352. 00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:13,983
  3353. Oh.
  3354.  
  3355. 762
  3356. 00:36:15,058 --> 00:36:16,439
  3357. Aah! Oh, my... holy shit!
  3358.  
  3359. 763
  3360. 00:36:16,439 --> 00:36:17,935
  3361. Are those mushrooms?!
  3362.  
  3363. 764
  3364. 00:36:17,935 --> 00:36:19,776
  3365. It looks like somebody
  3366. blew their head off in there.
  3367.  
  3368. 765
  3369. 00:36:19,776 --> 00:36:21,080
  3370. Oh, God.
  3371.  
  3372. 766
  3373. 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,078
  3374. God.
  3375.  
  3376. 767
  3377. 00:36:22,078 --> 00:36:23,651
  3378. So, should we, uh...
  3379.  
  3380. 768
  3381. 00:36:23,651 --> 00:36:25,569
  3382. Should we get in or...
  3383.  
  3384. 769
  3385. 00:36:26,489 --> 00:36:28,484
  3386. No, right?
  3387.  
  3388. 770
  3389. 00:36:28,484 --> 00:36:31,055
  3390. Yeah. I'm gonna see if there's
  3391. somethin' to clean that with.
  3392.  
  3393. 771
  3394. 00:36:31,055 --> 00:36:32,320
  3395. Mm.
  3396.  
  3397. 772
  3398. 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,584
  3399. Maybe the housekeeping left a...
  3400.  
  3401. 773
  3402. 00:36:34,584 --> 00:36:37,422
  3403. Oh. Well, here's a brillo pad.
  3404.  
  3405. 774
  3406. 00:36:37,422 --> 00:36:39,110
  3407. I'll just...
  3408.  
  3409. 775
  3410. 00:36:39,110 --> 00:36:40,760
  3411. Russ. Yeah.
  3412.  
  3413. 776
  3414. 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,987
  3415. That's not a brillo pad.
  3416.  
  3417. 777
  3418. 00:36:41,987 --> 00:36:43,522
  3419. It's a ball of pubic hair.
  3420.  
  3421. 778
  3422. 00:36:43,522 --> 00:36:45,938
  3423. Oh! Aah!
  3424.  
  3425. 779
  3426. 00:36:45,938 --> 00:36:47,742
  3427. Oh, my gosh.
  3428. There's so much of it.
  3429.  
  3430. 780
  3431. 00:36:47,742 --> 00:36:51,309
  3432. Who has that much pubic hair?!
  3433. It's not even possible.
  3434.  
  3435. 781
  3436. 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,688
  3437. No, not one person.
  3438. That's all different colors.
  3439.  
  3440. 782
  3441. 00:36:55,529 --> 00:36:57,984
  3442. That's from, like,
  3443. 30 different guys.
  3444.  
  3445. 783
  3446. 00:36:58,023 --> 00:36:59,403
  3447. Oh, shut up, Russ.
  3448.  
  3449. 784
  3450. 00:36:59,403 --> 00:37:02,012
  3451. No. I-I'm sorry.
  3452.  
  3453. 785
  3454. 00:37:27,867 --> 00:37:30,169
  3455. You're pretty good. Oh!
  3456.  
  3457. 786
  3458. 00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:31,819
  3459. Geez!
  3460.  
  3461. 787
  3462. 00:37:31,819 --> 00:37:33,929
  3463. Sorry.
  3464.  
  3465. 788
  3466. 00:37:33,929 --> 00:37:36,307
  3467. I, uh
  3468. I didn't mean to scare you.
  3469.  
  3470. 789
  3471. 00:37:37,802 --> 00:37:38,800
  3472. Hi.
  3473.  
  3474. 790
  3475. 00:37:38,838 --> 00:37:39,797
  3476. Hi.
  3477.  
  3478. 791
  3479. 00:37:39,836 --> 00:37:40,872
  3480. You were in the Jeep.
  3481.  
  3482. 792
  3483. 00:37:40,872 --> 00:37:43,250
  3484. And you were
  3485. in that plastic bag.
  3486.  
  3487. 793
  3488. 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:46,050
  3489. That was my stupid brother.
  3490.  
  3491. 794
  3492. 00:37:46,050 --> 00:37:48,198
  3493. Gotcha. Big brothers suck.
  3494.  
  3495. 795
  3496. 00:37:48,198 --> 00:37:51,881
  3497. Oh, no. Yeah, big.
  3498.  
  3499. 796
  3500. 00:37:51,881 --> 00:37:53,070
  3501. I'm Adena.
  3502.  
  3503. 797
  3504. 00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:54,988
  3505. James.
  3506.  
  3507. 798
  3508. 00:37:54,988 --> 00:37:57,060
  3509. - I have a penis.
  3510. - What?
  3511.  
  3512. 799
  3513. 00:37:57,098 --> 00:37:58,824
  3514. It's on your guitar.
  3515.  
  3516. 800
  3517. 00:37:58,824 --> 00:38:00,167
  3518. Oh.
  3519.  
  3520. 801
  3521. 00:38:00,167 --> 00:38:01,356
  3522. Same brother.
  3523.  
  3524. 802
  3525. 00:38:01,356 --> 00:38:03,236
  3526. - What an asshole.
  3527. - Yeah.
  3528.  
  3529. 803
  3530. 00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:05,500
  3531. You wanna go in?
  3532.  
  3533. 804
  3534. 00:38:05,537 --> 00:38:08,338
  3535. Absolutely.
  3536.  
  3537. 805
  3538. 00:38:08,338 --> 00:38:10,372
  3539. Well, what have we here?
  3540.  
  3541. 806
  3542. 00:38:10,372 --> 00:38:12,711
  3543. Little Romeo and Juliet
  3544. situation?
  3545.  
  3546. 807
  3547. 00:38:14,284 --> 00:38:17,046
  3548. My name's Russ.
  3549. Pleased to meet you both.
  3550.  
  3551. 808
  3552. 00:38:17,046 --> 00:38:21,726
  3553. I'm just a stranger,
  3554. passin' through town.
  3555.  
  3556. 809
  3557. 00:38:21,726 --> 00:38:23,184
  3558. But I couldn't help noticing
  3559.  
  3560. 810
  3561. 00:38:23,184 --> 00:38:24,603
  3562. how incredibly handsome
  3563. this young man is.
  3564.  
  3565. 811
  3566. 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:27,365
  3567. What's your story?
  3568. You got a girlfriend?
  3569.  
  3570. 812
  3571. 00:38:27,365 --> 00:38:29,513
  3572. - No.
  3573. - What?
  3574.  
  3575. 813
  3576. 00:38:29,513 --> 00:38:31,738
  3577. No girlfriend?
  3578.  
  3579. 814
  3580. 00:38:31,738 --> 00:38:34,117
  3581. Cute boy like that?
  3582. Somebody's gonna snatch you up.
  3583.  
  3584. 815
  3585. 00:38:34,117 --> 00:38:36,073
  3586. - Do you want me to call the cops?
  3587. - No.
  3588.  
  3589. 816
  3590. 00:38:36,112 --> 00:38:39,909
  3591. And he plays guitar? Dream boy!
  3592.  
  3593. 817
  3594. 00:38:39,909 --> 00:38:41,175
  3595. - Make a muscle.
  3596. - I'd...
  3597.  
  3598. 818
  3599. 00:38:41,175 --> 00:38:42,479
  3600. - Do it!
  3601. - Rather not.
  3602.  
  3603. 819
  3604. 00:38:42,479 --> 00:38:44,359
  3605. Take your shirt off.
  3606. Make a muscle.
  3607.  
  3608. 820
  3609. 00:38:44,359 --> 00:38:46,315
  3610. - I really don't want to.
  3611. - Don't be shy.
  3612.  
  3613. 821
  3614. 00:38:46,315 --> 00:38:48,271
  3615. - Show us what you're workin' with.
  3616. - All right.
  3617.  
  3618. 822
  3619. 00:38:48,271 --> 00:38:51,072
  3620. Um, I should go.
  3621.  
  3622. 823
  3623. 00:38:51,072 --> 00:38:52,760
  3624. Um...
  3625.  
  3626. 824
  3627. 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,410
  3628. Are you sure
  3629. that you'll be okay?
  3630.  
  3631. 825
  3632. 00:38:54,410 --> 00:38:56,136
  3633. I think so.
  3634.  
  3635. 826
  3636. 00:38:56,136 --> 00:38:58,437
  3637. Okay.
  3638.  
  3639. 827
  3640. 00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:02,120
  3641. Bye.
  3642.  
  3643. 828
  3644. 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,387
  3645. Dang it.
  3646.  
  3647. 829
  3648. 00:39:03,387 --> 00:39:05,995
  3649. Dad, why would you do that?
  3650.  
  3651. 830
  3652. 00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:08,257
  3653. Saw ya talkin' to her.
  3654. Figured you could use a Wingman.
  3655.  
  3656. 831
  3657. 00:39:08,257 --> 00:39:10,022
  3658. I didn't need a Wingman.
  3659.  
  3660. 832
  3661. 00:39:10,022 --> 00:39:11,442
  3662. Well...
  3663.  
  3664. 833
  3665. 00:39:11,442 --> 00:39:13,245
  3666. Looks like ya did. She left.
  3667.  
  3668. 834
  3669. 00:39:13,245 --> 00:39:14,818
  3670. That's 'cause you were approaching...
  3671. You know, James,
  3672.  
  3673. 835
  3674. 00:39:14,818 --> 00:39:17,388
  3675. when I was your age,
  3676. Grandpa Clark sat me down,
  3677.  
  3678. 836
  3679. 00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:19,766
  3680. and we had a little chat.
  3681.  
  3682. 837
  3683. 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:22,720
  3684. Seeing you with that girl
  3685. made me realize
  3686.  
  3687. 838
  3688. 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:25,137
  3689. that we haven't
  3690. had that chat yet.
  3691.  
  3692. 839
  3693. 00:39:25,137 --> 00:39:26,978
  3694. - We don't need that chat.
  3695. - Yeah?
  3696.  
  3697. 840
  3698. 00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:28,934
  3699. No. Come on.
  3700. I know it's embarrassing.
  3701.  
  3702. 841
  3703. 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,929
  3704. But it'd be a lot
  3705. more embarrassing
  3706.  
  3707. 842
  3708. 00:39:30,929 --> 00:39:32,809
  3709. if you found yourself
  3710. Tummy to Tummy
  3711.  
  3712. 843
  3713. 00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:34,152
  3714. with a lady friend,
  3715.  
  3716. 844
  3717. 00:39:34,152 --> 00:39:35,341
  3718. and you didn't know
  3719. what goes where.
  3720.  
  3721. 845
  3722. 00:39:35,341 --> 00:39:36,645
  3723. - I know what goes where.
  3724. - You do?
  3725.  
  3726. 846
  3727. 00:39:36,645 --> 00:39:37,642
  3728. - Uh-huh.
  3729. - Ya sure?
  3730.  
  3731. 847
  3732. 00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:39,139
  3733. Yep.
  3734.  
  3735. 848
  3736. 00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:41,249
  3737. All right. All right.
  3738.  
  3739. 849
  3740. 00:39:41,249 --> 00:39:42,783
  3741. Well, I just want you to know
  3742.  
  3743. 850
  3744. 00:39:42,783 --> 00:39:44,432
  3745. I'm here to answer any questions
  3746.  
  3747. 851
  3748. 00:39:44,432 --> 00:39:46,273
  3749. you might have about that stuff,
  3750.  
  3751. 852
  3752. 00:39:46,273 --> 00:39:49,035
  3753. no matter how uncomfortable
  3754. it seems.
  3755.  
  3756. 853
  3757. 00:39:50,954 --> 00:39:52,527
  3758. Yeah, okay.
  3759.  
  3760. 854
  3761. 00:39:52,527 --> 00:39:54,176
  3762. - Yeah, right. Here it comes.
  3763. - Yeah. All right.
  3764.  
  3765. 855
  3766. 00:39:54,176 --> 00:39:56,324
  3767. Okay.
  3768.  
  3769. 856
  3770. 00:39:56,324 --> 00:39:58,664
  3771. Uh, there were
  3772. some kids at school
  3773.  
  3774. 857
  3775. 00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:01,733
  3776. who were talking about rim jobs.
  3777.  
  3778. 858
  3779. 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,575
  3780. - Mm.
  3781. - So, what's that?
  3782.  
  3783. 859
  3784. 00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:05,455
  3785. What's a rim job?
  3786.  
  3787. 860
  3788. 00:40:05,455 --> 00:40:07,487
  3789. - Rim jobs.
  3790. - Yeah.
  3791.  
  3792. 861
  3793. 00:40:07,487 --> 00:40:09,636
  3794. Hmm. Is that R-I-M?
  3795.  
  3796. 862
  3797. 00:40:09,636 --> 00:40:10,901
  3798. Mm-hmm.
  3799.  
  3800. 863
  3801. 00:40:11,937 --> 00:40:13,318
  3802. Rim job. Country of origin.
  3803.  
  3804. 864
  3805. 00:40:13,318 --> 00:40:14,623
  3806. I don't know.
  3807.  
  3808. 865
  3809. 00:40:14,623 --> 00:40:16,349
  3810. Um, America.
  3811.  
  3812. 866
  3813. 00:40:16,349 --> 00:40:19,150
  3814. Can I hear it in a sentence?
  3815.  
  3816. 867
  3817. 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,569
  3818. "What's a rim job, Dad?"
  3819.  
  3820. 868
  3821. 00:40:20,569 --> 00:40:21,988
  3822. Oh.
  3823.  
  3824. 869
  3825. 00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:25,441
  3826. Well, rim job.
  3827.  
  3828. 870
  3829. 00:40:25,441 --> 00:40:26,783
  3830. I would guess a rim job is
  3831.  
  3832. 871
  3833. 00:40:26,783 --> 00:40:29,123
  3834. when you kiss someone
  3835. with your mouth closed.
  3836.  
  3837. 872
  3838. 00:40:29,123 --> 00:40:32,307
  3839. Right? So you're only using
  3840. the rim of your mouth.
  3841.  
  3842. 873
  3843. 00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:34,110
  3844. - That's it?
  3845. - Sure.
  3846.  
  3847. 874
  3848. 00:40:34,110 --> 00:40:37,256
  3849. It... It felt like
  3850. it was something way dirtier.
  3851.  
  3852. 875
  3853. 00:40:37,256 --> 00:40:40,133
  3854. No, I mean,
  3855. what else could it be?
  3856.  
  3857. 876
  3858. 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,398
  3859. Any other questions?
  3860.  
  3861. 877
  3862. 00:40:41,398 --> 00:40:43,163
  3863. I guess not.
  3864.  
  3865. 878
  3866. 00:40:43,163 --> 00:40:46,309
  3867. Good talk, James.
  3868.  
  3869. 879
  3870. 00:40:46,309 --> 00:40:48,917
  3871. Now, I hope you're not too old
  3872.  
  3873. 880
  3874. 00:40:48,917 --> 00:40:52,523
  3875. to let your Dad give you
  3876. a good-night rim job.
  3877.  
  3878. 881
  3879. 00:42:06,675 --> 00:42:09,322
  3880. Looks like we might get
  3881. to aunt Audrey's before dinner.
  3882.  
  3883. 882
  3884. 00:42:09,322 --> 00:42:11,163
  3885. Oh, will uncle Stone be there?
  3886.  
  3887. 883
  3888. 00:42:11,163 --> 00:42:12,775
  3889. Yeah, I suppose he will.
  3890.  
  3891. 884
  3892. 00:42:12,775 --> 00:42:14,155
  3893. Uncle Stone is cool.
  3894.  
  3895. 885
  3896. 00:42:14,155 --> 00:42:16,687
  3897. You have to be cool
  3898. to be a celebrity.
  3899.  
  3900. 886
  3901. 00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:19,334
  3902. He's not exactly a celebrity.
  3903.  
  3904. 887
  3905. 00:42:19,334 --> 00:42:21,367
  3906. I mean, he's a local weatherman.
  3907. That's all.
  3908.  
  3909. 888
  3910. 00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:23,247
  3911. A-Actually, Audrey said
  3912.  
  3913. 889
  3914. 00:42:23,247 --> 00:42:24,666
  3915. that the networks
  3916. are interested in him.
  3917.  
  3918. 890
  3919. 00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:25,855
  3920. - Yeah?
  3921. - Oh, yeah.
  3922.  
  3923. 891
  3924. 00:42:25,855 --> 00:42:27,160
  3925. All right. Well, good for him.
  3926.  
  3927. 892
  3928. 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,580
  3929. Mom, do you think uncle Stone
  3930.  
  3931. 893
  3932. 00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:29,845
  3933. will let me ride his horse?
  3934.  
  3935. 894
  3936. 00:42:29,845 --> 00:42:31,572
  3937. I don't see why not.
  3938.  
  3939. 895
  3940. 00:42:31,572 --> 00:42:33,183
  3941. - Do you think I can shoot his guns?
  3942. - No, you cannot.
  3943.  
  3944. 896
  3945. 00:42:33,183 --> 00:42:34,717
  3946. Too bad.
  3947.  
  3948. 897
  3949. 00:42:34,717 --> 00:42:37,555
  3950. I would've shot you
  3951. right off that fuckin' horse.
  3952.  
  3953. 898
  3954. 00:42:39,550 --> 00:42:41,085
  3955. You know, I never
  3956. would've imagined my sister
  3957.  
  3958. 899
  3959. 00:42:41,085 --> 00:42:42,811
  3960. marrying such a conservative.
  3961.  
  3962. 900
  3963. 00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:44,269
  3964. Oh, yeah, but just because.
  3965.  
  3966. 901
  3967. 00:42:44,269 --> 00:42:46,494
  3968. Stone's political beliefs
  3969. are different than ours
  3970.  
  3971. 902
  3972. 00:42:46,494 --> 00:42:47,606
  3973. doesn't mean
  3974. he's not good-looking.
  3975.  
  3976. 903
  3977. 00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:51,481
  3978. I... um... A good person.
  3979.  
  3980. 904
  3981. 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:53,975
  3982. Ya said it!
  3983.  
  3984. 905
  3985. 00:42:53,975 --> 00:42:55,700
  3986. - Uh, honey...
  3987. - Hey, look at that!
  3988.  
  3989. 906
  3990. 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:58,923
  3991. Hot Springs up ahead.
  3992. We've always wanted to do that.
  3993.  
  3994. 907
  3995. 00:42:58,923 --> 00:43:00,764
  3996. Oh, honey, we don't
  3997. wanna be late to Audrey's.
  3998.  
  3999. 908
  4000. 00:43:00,764 --> 00:43:03,373
  4001. So we're a few minutes late.
  4002.  
  4003. 909
  4004. 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:05,023
  4005. We're on vacation. Right?
  4006.  
  4007. 910
  4008. 00:43:05,023 --> 00:43:07,363
  4009. Come on. Let's have some fun.
  4010.  
  4011. 911
  4012. 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:08,935
  4013. Okay.
  4014.  
  4015. 912
  4016. 00:43:16,262 --> 00:43:18,794
  4017. - Oh, look at the line.
  4018. - This is gonna take forever.
  4019.  
  4020. 913
  4021. 00:43:18,794 --> 00:43:20,175
  4022. Come on, guys.
  4023.  
  4024. 914
  4025. 00:43:20,175 --> 00:43:22,169
  4026. How often do we get to soak
  4027. in hot water?
  4028.  
  4029. 915
  4030. 00:43:22,247 --> 00:43:24,049
  4031. Every time we take a bath.
  4032.  
  4033. 916
  4034. 00:43:24,049 --> 00:43:26,811
  4035. No. This is different.
  4036. 'Kay, this is natural.
  4037.  
  4038. 917
  4039. 00:43:26,811 --> 00:43:29,266
  4040. This water was heated
  4041. in mother nature's bowels.
  4042.  
  4043. 918
  4044. 00:43:29,266 --> 00:43:31,108
  4045. Oh, gross.
  4046.  
  4047. 919
  4048. 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:33,947
  4049. There's gotta be another way in.
  4050.  
  4051. 920
  4052. 00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:35,442
  4053. I'm gonna ask this gentleman.
  4054.  
  4055. 921
  4056. 00:43:35,442 --> 00:43:37,092
  4057. I bet he'd know.
  4058.  
  4059. 922
  4060. 00:43:37,092 --> 00:43:38,473
  4061. Excuse me, sir.
  4062.  
  4063. 923
  4064. 00:43:38,473 --> 00:43:39,892
  4065. - Hi there.
  4066. - Hey. Hi.
  4067.  
  4068. 924
  4069. 00:43:39,892 --> 00:43:41,696
  4070. Hey, we were wondering.
  4071.  
  4072. 925
  4073. 00:43:41,696 --> 00:43:44,304
  4074. Is there another entrance
  4075. to the hot Springs?
  4076.  
  4077. 926
  4078. 00:43:44,304 --> 00:43:46,721
  4079. Like, a secret entrance
  4080. the locals use?
  4081.  
  4082. 927
  4083. 00:43:46,759 --> 00:43:48,792
  4084. Line can get pretty long
  4085. this time of year, huh?
  4086.  
  4087. 928
  4088. 00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,749
  4089. Yeah. Yeah, it sure can.
  4090.  
  4091. 929
  4092. 00:43:50,749 --> 00:43:52,475
  4093. Yeah, I'll tell you
  4094. what y'all do.
  4095.  
  4096. 930
  4097. 00:43:52,475 --> 00:43:55,160
  4098. Uh, can you see that dirt road?
  4099. That path there on the left?
  4100.  
  4101. 931
  4102. 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,580
  4103. Yeah.
  4104.  
  4105. 932
  4106. 00:43:56,580 --> 00:43:58,958
  4107. If you just follow that
  4108. all the way up,
  4109.  
  4110. 933
  4111. 00:43:58,958 --> 00:44:00,531
  4112. that'll take you
  4113. to the hot Springs.
  4114.  
  4115. 934
  4116. 00:44:00,531 --> 00:44:02,756
  4117. All right. Perfect. Thank you.
  4118.  
  4119. 935
  4120. 00:44:02,756 --> 00:44:04,136
  4121. Oh, no, no. You bet.
  4122.  
  4123. 936
  4124. 00:44:04,136 --> 00:44:05,748
  4125. Y'all have a good time.
  4126.  
  4127. 937
  4128. 00:44:05,748 --> 00:44:07,091
  4129. Oh, will do!
  4130.  
  4131. 938
  4132. 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,622
  4133. Hey, what's your pet rat's name?
  4134.  
  4135. 939
  4136. 00:44:09,622 --> 00:44:11,003
  4137. Is my pet what?
  4138.  
  4139. 940
  4140. 00:44:11,003 --> 00:44:12,154
  4141. The...
  4142.  
  4143. 941
  4144. 00:44:12,154 --> 00:44:13,420
  4145. What the fuck?
  4146.  
  4147. 942
  4148. 00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:14,379
  4149. - Oh!
  4150. - What the fuck?!
  4151.  
  4152. 943
  4153. 00:44:14,379 --> 00:44:15,530
  4154. What the fuck?
  4155.  
  4156. 944
  4157. 00:44:15,530 --> 00:44:16,949
  4158. I don't know him.
  4159.  
  4160. 945
  4161. 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:28,841
  4162. Honey, are you sure about this?
  4163.  
  4164. 946
  4165. 00:44:28,841 --> 00:44:31,297
  4166. I mean, nobody else
  4167. is going this way.
  4168.  
  4169. 947
  4170. 00:44:31,297 --> 00:44:36,437
  4171. Yeah, well, most people
  4172. think inside the box.
  4173.  
  4174. 948
  4175. 00:44:36,437 --> 00:44:38,738
  4176. But you know who thinks
  4177. outside the box?
  4178.  
  4179. 949
  4180. 00:44:38,738 --> 00:44:40,809
  4181. Uncle Stone?
  4182.  
  4183. 950
  4184. 00:44:40,809 --> 00:44:43,649
  4185. Me. Your father.
  4186.  
  4187. 951
  4188. 00:44:48,137 --> 00:44:51,513
  4189. Um, honey,
  4190. I don't see any hot Springs.
  4191.  
  4192. 952
  4193. 00:44:51,513 --> 00:44:53,009
  4194. Well, the guy said
  4195.  
  4196. 953
  4197. 00:44:53,009 --> 00:44:54,428
  4198. it was right at the end
  4199. of this road, so...
  4200.  
  4201. 954
  4202. 00:44:54,428 --> 00:44:55,809
  4203. Well, the guy also did not know
  4204.  
  4205. 955
  4206. 00:44:55,809 --> 00:44:57,113
  4207. he had a rat on his shoulder,
  4208.  
  4209. 956
  4210. 00:44:57,113 --> 00:44:58,916
  4211. so there's that.
  4212.  
  4213. 957
  4214. 00:44:58,916 --> 00:45:00,028
  4215. Hold on.
  4216.  
  4217. 958
  4218. 00:45:08,737 --> 00:45:11,422
  4219. Wow. Honey. This is beautiful.
  4220.  
  4221. 959
  4222. 00:45:11,422 --> 00:45:13,801
  4223. - Isn't it?
  4224. - Yeah.
  4225.  
  4226. 960
  4227. 00:45:15,143 --> 00:45:16,639
  4228. All right, everyone.
  4229.  
  4230. 961
  4231. 00:45:16,639 --> 00:45:18,864
  4232. In your bathing suits. Now!
  4233.  
  4234. 962
  4235. 00:45:20,667 --> 00:45:25,155
  4236. Looks like we found
  4237. our own private hot spring.
  4238.  
  4239. 963
  4240. 00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:27,611
  4241. I say we call it
  4242. "Griswold Springs."
  4243.  
  4244. 964
  4245. 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,449
  4246. Oh! The water's perfect.
  4247.  
  4248. 965
  4249. 00:45:30,449 --> 00:45:32,405
  4250. Oh, my God. It's so nice.
  4251.  
  4252. 966
  4253. 00:45:32,405 --> 00:45:34,400
  4254. Why does it smell like
  4255. rotten eggs?
  4256.  
  4257. 967
  4258. 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,628
  4259. Oh, that's the sulfur, buddy.
  4260.  
  4261. 968
  4262. 00:45:35,628 --> 00:45:37,009
  4263. - Yeah.
  4264. - It's natural.
  4265.  
  4266. 969
  4267. 00:45:37,086 --> 00:45:39,311
  4268. Yeah. And it's really good
  4269. for you, too.
  4270.  
  4271. 970
  4272. 00:45:39,311 --> 00:45:42,341
  4273. Actually, the minerals
  4274. that are in this mud here,
  4275.  
  4276. 971
  4277. 00:45:42,341 --> 00:45:44,220
  4278. they draw toxins
  4279. out of your body.
  4280.  
  4281. 972
  4282. 00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:45,870
  4283. - Ah.
  4284. - Can you believe that?
  4285.  
  4286. 973
  4287. 00:45:45,870 --> 00:45:47,366
  4288. Cool, right?
  4289.  
  4290. 974
  4291. 00:45:51,317 --> 00:45:53,082
  4292. Oh, wow.
  4293.  
  4294. 975
  4295. 00:45:53,082 --> 00:45:54,885
  4296. Mm.
  4297.  
  4298. 976
  4299. 00:45:54,885 --> 00:45:57,072
  4300. This is perfect.
  4301.  
  4302. 977
  4303. 00:45:57,072 --> 00:45:58,798
  4304. It's exactly what we needed.
  4305.  
  4306. 978
  4307. 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:01,176
  4308. Oh, yeah. Good call, Griswold.
  4309.  
  4310. 979
  4311. 00:46:03,017 --> 00:46:06,010
  4312. - Oh, man.
  4313. - Yeah.
  4314.  
  4315. 980
  4316. 00:46:06,010 --> 00:46:07,391
  4317. Oh, yeah. That's it.
  4318.  
  4319. 981
  4320. 00:46:07,391 --> 00:46:08,657
  4321. That's it.
  4322.  
  4323. 982
  4324. 00:46:08,657 --> 00:46:11,073
  4325. I can feel my body detoxifying.
  4326.  
  4327. 983
  4328. 00:46:16,137 --> 00:46:19,129
  4329. You know...
  4330. It tastes a little shitty,
  4331.  
  4332. 984
  4333. 00:46:19,129 --> 00:46:20,894
  4334. but I think that's part of it.
  4335.  
  4336. 985
  4337. 00:46:20,894 --> 00:46:21,853
  4338. - Yeah.
  4339. - That's okay.
  4340.  
  4341. 986
  4342. 00:46:21,853 --> 00:46:23,886
  4343. This is wonderful.
  4344.  
  4345. 987
  4346. 00:46:28,336 --> 00:46:30,829
  4347. That is the stuff!
  4348.  
  4349. 988
  4350. 00:46:30,829 --> 00:46:31,980
  4351. Oh.
  4352.  
  4353. 989
  4354. 00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:33,438
  4355. What is that, honey?
  4356. On your ear.
  4357.  
  4358. 990
  4359. 00:46:33,438 --> 00:46:35,279
  4360. What's on your ear?
  4361.  
  4362. 991
  4363. 00:46:35,279 --> 00:46:36,967
  4364. What is that?
  4365.  
  4366. 992
  4367. 00:46:36,967 --> 00:46:38,387
  4368. Oh, it's an ear!
  4369.  
  4370. 993
  4371. 00:46:38,387 --> 00:46:39,384
  4372. Oh!
  4373.  
  4374. 994
  4375. 00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:43,220
  4376. Look, James. Found a dart.
  4377.  
  4378. 995
  4379. 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:44,716
  4380. Are you crazy?!
  4381.  
  4382. 996
  4383. 00:46:44,716 --> 00:46:47,440
  4384. Oh, my God! Everybody out
  4385. of Griswold Springs!
  4386.  
  4387. 997
  4388. 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,820
  4389. - Get out of the poop!
  4390. - That was nasty!
  4391.  
  4392. 998
  4393. 00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:51,775
  4394. All over me!
  4395.  
  4396. 999
  4397. 00:46:51,775 --> 00:46:54,191
  4398. I don't like Griswold Springs.
  4399.  
  4400. 1000
  4401. 00:46:54,229 --> 00:46:56,532
  4402. Is that our car alarm?
  4403.  
  4404. 1001
  4405. 00:46:58,411 --> 00:47:00,406
  4406. What?!
  4407.  
  4408. 1002
  4409. 00:47:00,406 --> 00:47:02,554
  4410. How come that local guy
  4411. didn't tell us
  4412.  
  4413. 1003
  4414. 00:47:02,554 --> 00:47:04,664
  4415. there are thieves
  4416. in these woods?
  4417.  
  4418. 1004
  4419. 00:47:05,776 --> 00:47:07,042
  4420. Oh, right.
  4421.  
  4422. 1005
  4423. 00:47:07,886 --> 00:47:09,497
  4424. He took my guitar.
  4425.  
  4426. 1006
  4427. 00:47:09,497 --> 00:47:11,531
  4428. Oh, my God.
  4429. He took all our money, Russ.
  4430.  
  4431. 1007
  4432. 00:47:11,531 --> 00:47:13,448
  4433. All right.
  4434. Not a best-case scenario.
  4435.  
  4436. 1008
  4437. 00:47:13,448 --> 00:47:16,594
  4438. But, hey. He left your book.
  4439.  
  4440. 1009
  4441. 00:47:16,594 --> 00:47:20,123
  4442. So, I guess
  4443. we get the last laugh.
  4444.  
  4445. 1010
  4446. 00:47:20,123 --> 00:47:21,427
  4447. Oh, really, honey?
  4448.  
  4449. 1011
  4450. 00:47:21,427 --> 00:47:23,883
  4451. We're naked
  4452. and covered in human waste.
  4453.  
  4454. 1012
  4455. 00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:26,414
  4456. Oh, come on, sweetheart.
  4457. We don't know that it's human.
  4458.  
  4459. 1013
  4460. 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,737
  4461. This is so embarrassing.
  4462.  
  4463. 1014
  4464. 00:47:35,737 --> 00:47:37,232
  4465. I feel like
  4466. your cousin Eddie's family.
  4467.  
  4468. 1015
  4469. 00:47:37,232 --> 00:47:38,882
  4470. It's no big deal.
  4471.  
  4472. 1016
  4473. 00:47:38,882 --> 00:47:41,183
  4474. We'll just tell Stone and Audrey
  4475. what happened.
  4476.  
  4477. 1017
  4478. 00:47:41,222 --> 00:47:43,025
  4479. Kids, remember what happened?
  4480.  
  4481. 1018
  4482. 00:47:43,025 --> 00:47:45,557
  4483. We pulled over to rescue a baby
  4484. from a burning car
  4485.  
  4486. 1019
  4487. 00:47:45,557 --> 00:47:48,434
  4488. and somebody stole all of our
  4489. stuff while we were distracted.
  4490.  
  4491. 1020
  4492. 00:47:48,434 --> 00:47:51,234
  4493. And why are we naked
  4494. and covered in feces?
  4495.  
  4496. 1021
  4497. 00:47:51,234 --> 00:47:53,267
  4498. I don't remember.
  4499.  
  4500. 1022
  4501. 00:47:53,267 --> 00:47:55,645
  4502. That's right. We don't remember.
  4503.  
  4504. 1023
  4505. 00:48:13,829 --> 00:48:14,942
  4506. Oh, my God.
  4507.  
  4508. 1024
  4509. 00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:16,744
  4510. Hmm?
  4511.  
  4512. 1025
  4513. 00:48:16,783 --> 00:48:18,278
  4514. Oh, come on.
  4515.  
  4516. 1026
  4517. 00:48:21,501 --> 00:48:23,112
  4518. - What're we gonna do?
  4519. - Can you gimme a hand with this?
  4520.  
  4521. 1027
  4522. 00:48:23,112 --> 00:48:24,569
  4523. - Yeah. Yeah.
  4524. - Please?
  4525.  
  4526. 1028
  4527. 00:48:24,608 --> 00:48:27,294
  4528. Just... yeah.
  4529.  
  4530. 1029
  4531. 00:48:27,294 --> 00:48:29,250
  4532. Oh, gosh.
  4533.  
  4534. 1030
  4535. 00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:31,014
  4536. I-I can't.
  4537. I can't... I can't get it off.
  4538.  
  4539. 1031
  4540. 00:48:31,053 --> 00:48:32,818
  4541. - Use your spit.
  4542. - Oh, okay.
  4543.  
  4544. 1032
  4545. 00:48:34,467 --> 00:48:35,925
  4546. Focus on the balls.
  4547.  
  4548. 1033
  4549. 00:48:35,925 --> 00:48:38,111
  4550. If you guys wanna stop,
  4551. that'd be good, too.
  4552.  
  4553. 1034
  4554. 00:48:39,876 --> 00:48:42,331
  4555. Stay on the balls.
  4556. I've got the shaft.
  4557.  
  4558. 1035
  4559. 00:48:42,331 --> 00:48:44,901
  4560. Hi, y'all!
  4561.  
  4562. 1036
  4563. 00:48:44,901 --> 00:48:46,780
  4564. Hey! Oh, my goodness. Hi!
  4565.  
  4566. 1037
  4567. 00:48:46,780 --> 00:48:48,354
  4568. - Hi.
  4569. - What happened?
  4570.  
  4571. 1038
  4572. 00:48:48,354 --> 00:48:52,228
  4573. Well, that's a...
  4574. It's a crazy story, um...
  4575.  
  4576. 1039
  4577. 00:48:52,228 --> 00:48:54,069
  4578. Dad got scammed
  4579. by a guy at a park.
  4580.  
  4581. 1040
  4582. 00:48:54,069 --> 00:48:56,524
  4583. - Kevin!
  4584. - Same old Rusty.
  4585.  
  4586. 1041
  4587. 00:48:56,524 --> 00:48:58,404
  4588. You'd buy water from a faucet.
  4589.  
  4590. 1042
  4591. 00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:04,427
  4592. Anyway,
  4593. you guys look disgusting.
  4594.  
  4595. 1043
  4596. 00:49:04,427 --> 00:49:06,077
  4597. So, um, I have some clothes
  4598.  
  4599. 1044
  4600. 00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:07,534
  4601. that I was gonna give
  4602. to the church
  4603.  
  4604. 1045
  4605. 00:49:07,534 --> 00:49:09,069
  4606. if you guys wanna borrow
  4607. some of those.
  4608.  
  4609. 1046
  4610. 00:49:09,069 --> 00:49:10,450
  4611. Great. Thank you, Audrey.
  4612.  
  4613. 1047
  4614. 00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:11,601
  4615. - Come on inside.
  4616. - Thanks.
  4617.  
  4618. 1048
  4619. 00:49:11,601 --> 00:49:12,943
  4620. All right.
  4621.  
  4622. 1049
  4623. 00:49:12,943 --> 00:49:14,631
  4624. Boy, y'all stink.
  4625.  
  4626. 1050
  4627. 00:49:18,314 --> 00:49:20,807
  4628. Oh, I don't like that.
  4629.  
  4630. 1051
  4631. 00:49:20,807 --> 00:49:23,684
  4632. Man, this place makes our house
  4633. look like shit.
  4634.  
  4635. 1052
  4636. 00:49:23,684 --> 00:49:25,717
  4637. Well, Kevin,
  4638.  
  4639. 1053
  4640. 00:49:25,717 --> 00:49:28,211
  4641. that's only 'cause a dollar
  4642. goes much further out here
  4643.  
  4644. 1054
  4645. 00:49:28,211 --> 00:49:30,551
  4646. than it does in Chicago.
  4647.  
  4648. 1055
  4649. 00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:32,584
  4650. Especially when you make
  4651. a lot more of 'em.
  4652.  
  4653. 1056
  4654. 00:49:32,584 --> 00:49:34,156
  4655. Ha.
  4656.  
  4657. 1057
  4658. 00:49:34,156 --> 00:49:36,151
  4659. Just messin' with ya. Shoot!
  4660.  
  4661. 1058
  4662. 00:49:36,151 --> 00:49:38,837
  4663. You boys are growin' faster
  4664. than a weed under a faucet.
  4665.  
  4666. 1059
  4667. 00:49:38,837 --> 00:49:40,141
  4668. You still wrasslin', son?
  4669.  
  4670. 1060
  4671. 00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:41,790
  4672. - Uh-huh.
  4673. - Oh? Well, come on.
  4674.  
  4675. 1061
  4676. 00:49:41,790 --> 00:49:43,670
  4677. Show me what ya got.
  4678.  
  4679. 1062
  4680. 00:49:47,429 --> 00:49:49,463
  4681. Hey, Kevin.
  4682. Get off your brother, please.
  4683.  
  4684. 1063
  4685. 00:49:49,463 --> 00:49:51,343
  4686. They're just havin' themselves
  4687. a wrassle.
  4688.  
  4689. 1064
  4690. 00:49:51,343 --> 00:49:52,455
  4691. It's what brothers do.
  4692.  
  4693. 1065
  4694. 00:49:52,455 --> 00:49:54,948
  4695. Hey, ooh, look at you guys.
  4696.  
  4697. 1066
  4698. 00:49:54,948 --> 00:49:56,675
  4699. Hot damn. Debbie Griswold.
  4700.  
  4701. 1067
  4702. 00:49:56,675 --> 00:49:58,209
  4703. You just keep Gettin' prettier.
  4704.  
  4705. 1068
  4706. 00:49:58,247 --> 00:50:00,664
  4707. - Oh, stop.
  4708. - No, I mean it.
  4709.  
  4710. 1069
  4711. 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:04,040
  4712. You could make hot water
  4713. come out of the cold faucet.
  4714.  
  4715. 1070
  4716. 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,646
  4717. That's... that's very sweet.
  4718.  
  4719. 1071
  4720. 00:50:07,684 --> 00:50:10,293
  4721. You know, I remember the night
  4722. you first wore that dress.
  4723.  
  4724. 1072
  4725. 00:50:10,293 --> 00:50:12,978
  4726. - You remember that night?
  4727. - Yeah, I remember that night.
  4728.  
  4729. 1073
  4730. 00:50:12,978 --> 00:50:15,817
  4731. - I'll never forget that night.
  4732. - Neither will I, baby.
  4733.  
  4734. 1074
  4735. 00:50:15,817 --> 00:50:17,313
  4736. You're my Fuckin' husband.
  4737.  
  4738. 1075
  4739. 00:50:17,313 --> 00:50:19,730
  4740. Oh, betcha I am.
  4741. I'm your caveman.
  4742.  
  4743. 1076
  4744. 00:50:20,958 --> 00:50:22,799
  4745. I'll rip you in half.
  4746.  
  4747. 1077
  4748. 00:50:22,799 --> 00:50:23,950
  4749. Ooh.
  4750.  
  4751. 1078
  4752. 00:50:23,950 --> 00:50:25,714
  4753. I wanna have all your babies.
  4754.  
  4755. 1079
  4756. 00:50:25,714 --> 00:50:26,941
  4757. Ooh. Ooh, baby.
  4758.  
  4759. 1080
  4760. 00:50:30,509 --> 00:50:32,504
  4761. I hit the Fuckin' jackpot
  4762. with you.
  4763.  
  4764. 1081
  4765. 00:50:32,504 --> 00:50:34,614
  4766. Oh, God, what I'm gonna do
  4767. to you tonight.
  4768.  
  4769. 1082
  4770. 00:50:36,109 --> 00:50:38,565
  4771. Who wants to see
  4772. Stone's man cave?
  4773.  
  4774. 1083
  4775. 00:50:39,792 --> 00:50:41,711
  4776. - Uh...
  4777. - Yeah.
  4778.  
  4779. 1084
  4780. 00:50:41,711 --> 00:50:43,360
  4781. Is this Charlton Heston?
  4782.  
  4783. 1085
  4784. 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,508
  4785. Yep. Chuck was a good friend.
  4786.  
  4787. 1086
  4788. 00:50:45,508 --> 00:50:47,695
  4789. I can't tell ya
  4790. how many nights we spent
  4791.  
  4792. 1087
  4793. 00:50:47,695 --> 00:50:49,191
  4794. drinkin' bourbon together
  4795.  
  4796. 1088
  4797. 00:50:49,191 --> 00:50:50,994
  4798. and cryin' about the state
  4799. of this country.
  4800.  
  4801. 1089
  4802. 00:50:50,994 --> 00:50:54,676
  4803. It's true. They did.
  4804. They literally cried together.
  4805.  
  4806. 1090
  4807. 00:50:54,676 --> 00:50:56,978
  4808. Somehow I don't see you crying,
  4809. though, Stone.
  4810.  
  4811. 1091
  4812. 00:50:56,978 --> 00:50:58,781
  4813. Yeah, that's, uh,
  4814.  
  4815. 1092
  4816. 00:50:58,781 --> 00:51:00,622
  4817. that's kind of embarrassing.
  4818. Right?
  4819.  
  4820. 1093
  4821. 00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:03,155
  4822. Not embarrassing to me.
  4823.  
  4824. 1094
  4825. 00:51:03,155 --> 00:51:06,491
  4826. Even the strongest faucet
  4827. sometimes lets out a few drops.
  4828.  
  4829. 1095
  4830. 00:51:06,491 --> 00:51:08,755
  4831. What is with these faucets?
  4832.  
  4833. 1096
  4834. 00:51:08,755 --> 00:51:10,290
  4835. Hey, everyone thought
  4836. that F-4 twister
  4837.  
  4838. 1097
  4839. 00:51:10,290 --> 00:51:11,978
  4840. was gonna bypass Harris County.
  4841.  
  4842. 1098
  4843. 00:51:11,978 --> 00:51:13,358
  4844. Not my Stone.
  4845.  
  4846. 1099
  4847. 00:51:13,358 --> 00:51:15,852
  4848. I had a feelin' that
  4849. that low-pressure system
  4850.  
  4851. 1100
  4852. 00:51:15,852 --> 00:51:17,962
  4853. was gonna make a beeline
  4854. for mission bend.
  4855.  
  4856. 1101
  4857. 00:51:18,039 --> 00:51:20,033
  4858. Thanks to my report,
  4859.  
  4860. 1102
  4861. 00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:22,757
  4862. those people had
  4863. an extra 15 minutes to evacuate.
  4864.  
  4865. 1103
  4866. 00:51:22,757 --> 00:51:24,867
  4867. Governor Perry said
  4868.  
  4869. 1104
  4870. 00:51:24,867 --> 00:51:26,325
  4871. he saved 2,000 lives.
  4872.  
  4873. 1105
  4874. 00:51:26,325 --> 00:51:29,470
  4875. That's how many we lost
  4876. at Pearl Harbor,
  4877.  
  4878. 1106
  4879. 00:51:29,470 --> 00:51:32,577
  4880. so basically,
  4881. he stopped Pearl Harbor.
  4882.  
  4883. 1107
  4884. 00:51:32,577 --> 00:51:34,342
  4885. That's when
  4886. the national news called.
  4887.  
  4888. 1108
  4889. 00:51:34,342 --> 00:51:35,646
  4890. Now, between us...
  4891.  
  4892. 1109
  4893. 00:51:35,646 --> 00:51:36,912
  4894. It's lookin' good.
  4895. Ain't it, honey?
  4896.  
  4897. 1110
  4898. 00:51:36,912 --> 00:51:38,408
  4899. Mm-hmm.
  4900.  
  4901. 1111
  4902. 00:51:38,408 --> 00:51:40,595
  4903. 'Course none of that
  4904. would've been possible
  4905.  
  4906. 1112
  4907. 00:51:40,595 --> 00:51:43,165
  4908. without my sugar mama, here,
  4909.  
  4910. 1113
  4911. 00:51:43,165 --> 00:51:44,507
  4912. workin' day and night
  4913.  
  4914. 1114
  4915. 00:51:44,507 --> 00:51:45,659
  4916. to put me
  4917. through meteorology school.
  4918.  
  4919. 1115
  4920. 00:51:45,659 --> 00:51:47,385
  4921. I liked workin', baby.
  4922.  
  4923. 1116
  4924. 00:51:47,385 --> 00:51:49,341
  4925. I didn't mind it one bit.
  4926.  
  4927. 1117
  4928. 00:51:49,341 --> 00:51:51,259
  4929. Well, you never have
  4930. to do it again, darlin'.
  4931.  
  4932. 1118
  4933. 00:51:51,259 --> 00:51:52,985
  4934. Um, but it kinda
  4935. gave me purpose.
  4936.  
  4937. 1119
  4938. 00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:54,788
  4939. Nope, never again.
  4940. That is a promise.
  4941.  
  4942. 1120
  4943. 00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:59,161
  4944. Wow. Uncle Stone, I may not
  4945. agree with your politics
  4946.  
  4947. 1121
  4948. 00:51:59,238 --> 00:52:00,964
  4949. but that doesn't mean
  4950. I don't admire you.
  4951.  
  4952. 1122
  4953. 00:52:01,003 --> 00:52:02,384
  4954. Well, thank you, James.
  4955.  
  4956. 1123
  4957. 00:52:02,384 --> 00:52:04,724
  4958. But the man
  4959. you should admire the most
  4960.  
  4961. 1124
  4962. 00:52:04,724 --> 00:52:06,565
  4963. is sittin' right next to you.
  4964.  
  4965. 1125
  4966. 00:52:07,025 --> 00:52:08,905
  4967. But there's nobody there.
  4968.  
  4969. 1126
  4970. 00:52:08,905 --> 00:52:11,245
  4971. Oh, I don't mean that chair.
  4972. I mean your Pa right here.
  4973.  
  4974. 1127
  4975. 00:52:11,245 --> 00:52:12,703
  4976. Okay.
  4977.  
  4978. 1128
  4979. 00:52:12,703 --> 00:52:13,853
  4980. He doesn't save anybody's life.
  4981.  
  4982. 1129
  4983. 00:52:13,853 --> 00:52:14,851
  4984. Oh, doesn't he?
  4985.  
  4986. 1130
  4987. 00:52:16,386 --> 00:52:17,651
  4988. Well, every time he flies
  4989. that little plane of his,
  4990.  
  4991. 1131
  4992. 00:52:17,690 --> 00:52:19,608
  4993. he's savin' lives
  4994. by not crashin'.
  4995.  
  4996. 1132
  4997. 00:52:19,608 --> 00:52:22,754
  4998. And in my book...
  4999. That makes him a hero.
  5000.  
  5001. 1133
  5002. 00:52:22,754 --> 00:52:24,403
  5003. Thank you.
  5004.  
  5005. 1134
  5006. 00:52:24,403 --> 00:52:25,899
  5007. You know,
  5008. a lot of people actually...
  5009.  
  5010. 1135
  5011. 00:52:25,899 --> 00:52:28,163
  5012. Not to mention,
  5013. he also snagged himself
  5014.  
  5015. 1136
  5016. 00:52:28,163 --> 00:52:30,425
  5017. one sweet slice of foxy pie
  5018. in your Mama there.
  5019.  
  5020. 1137
  5021. 00:52:30,425 --> 00:52:32,689
  5022. You gotta stop that today.
  5023.  
  5024. 1138
  5025. 00:52:32,689 --> 00:52:34,454
  5026. Stop it.
  5027.  
  5028. 1139
  5029. 00:52:34,454 --> 00:52:37,753
  5030. You know what I always
  5031. wanted to know was...
  5032.  
  5033. 1140
  5034. 00:52:37,753 --> 00:52:40,975
  5035. When did you first know
  5036. the weather?
  5037.  
  5038. 1141
  5039. 00:52:40,975 --> 00:52:42,203
  5040. Well...
  5041.  
  5042. 1142
  5043. 00:52:42,203 --> 00:52:44,389
  5044. - You all right, Deb?
  5045. - What? What?
  5046.  
  5047. 1143
  5048. 00:52:44,389 --> 00:52:46,039
  5049. Hey! There's a cow!
  5050.  
  5051. 1144
  5052. 00:52:46,691 --> 00:52:48,801
  5053. Oh, not a cow. That's a steer.
  5054.  
  5055. 1145
  5056. 00:52:48,801 --> 00:52:52,790
  5057. That there is $6000 worth
  5058. of juicy, Purebred Angus beef.
  5059.  
  5060. 1146
  5061. 00:52:54,133 --> 00:52:55,974
  5062. It's Stone's new passion,
  5063. raising cattle.
  5064.  
  5065. 1147
  5066. 00:52:55,974 --> 00:52:57,585
  5067. He's even named them.
  5068.  
  5069. 1148
  5070. 00:52:57,585 --> 00:52:58,928
  5071. Uh-huh.
  5072.  
  5073. 1149
  5074. 00:52:58,928 --> 00:53:01,153
  5075. Old Sebastian here
  5076. loves him some ribs.
  5077.  
  5078. 1150
  5079. 00:53:01,153 --> 00:53:02,956
  5080. Here ya go, boy.
  5081.  
  5082. 1151
  5083. 00:53:02,956 --> 00:53:04,912
  5084. Here. Oh, that's it.
  5085.  
  5086. 1152
  5087. 00:53:07,061 --> 00:53:08,403
  5088. Dad, isn't that...
  5089.  
  5090. 1153
  5091. 00:53:08,403 --> 00:53:10,245
  5092. Cannibalism? Yeah.
  5093.  
  5094. 1154
  5095. 00:53:10,245 --> 00:53:11,933
  5096. Say, if you boys
  5097. wanna get up early tomorrow,
  5098.  
  5099. 1155
  5100. 00:53:11,933 --> 00:53:14,272
  5101. you can watch me herd
  5102. these suckers into the corral.
  5103.  
  5104. 1156
  5105. 00:53:14,272 --> 00:53:16,267
  5106. - Oh.
  5107. - Wait a minute, wait a minute.
  5108.  
  5109. 1157
  5110. 00:53:16,267 --> 00:53:17,801
  5111. You herd them yourself?
  5112.  
  5113. 1158
  5114. 00:53:17,801 --> 00:53:19,604
  5115. I'm a man, aren't I?
  5116.  
  5117. 1159
  5118. 00:53:19,604 --> 00:53:20,756
  5119. Yes.
  5120.  
  5121. 1160
  5122. 00:53:21,983 --> 00:53:23,633
  5123. Uh, hey, Stone,
  5124.  
  5125. 1161
  5126. 00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:25,781
  5127. not sure if you need a hand
  5128. out there, but I'd love to help.
  5129.  
  5130. 1162
  5131. 00:53:25,781 --> 00:53:27,430
  5132. Yeah, sure thing, Russ,
  5133. if you're up for it.
  5134.  
  5135. 1163
  5136. 00:53:27,430 --> 00:53:29,233
  5137. I can always use
  5138. an extra set of hands.
  5139.  
  5140. 1164
  5141. 00:53:29,233 --> 00:53:32,916
  5142. Well, I was born
  5143. with an extra set of hands.
  5144.  
  5145. 1165
  5146. 00:53:32,916 --> 00:53:35,601
  5147. That's an odd thing to say.
  5148.  
  5149. 1166
  5150. 00:53:35,678 --> 00:53:36,905
  5151. But you know, I-I-I reckon
  5152.  
  5153. 1167
  5154. 00:53:36,905 --> 00:53:38,862
  5155. this'll be the highlight
  5156. of your trip.
  5157.  
  5158. 1168
  5159. 00:53:38,862 --> 00:53:40,473
  5160. Well, the real highlight,
  5161. of course,
  5162.  
  5163. 1169
  5164. 00:53:40,473 --> 00:53:42,621
  5165. will be when we get
  5166. to walley world
  5167.  
  5168. 1170
  5169. 00:53:42,621 --> 00:53:46,496
  5170. and I take my family on
  5171. the Velociraptor.
  5172.  
  5173. 1171
  5174. 00:53:46,496 --> 00:53:48,261
  5175. I think it is so weird.
  5176.  
  5177. 1172
  5178. 00:53:48,261 --> 00:53:50,485
  5179. I don't know why you want to go
  5180. back to Walley World
  5181.  
  5182. 1173
  5183. 00:53:50,485 --> 00:53:51,943
  5184. after Dad flipped out there.
  5185.  
  5186. 1174
  5187. 00:53:51,943 --> 00:53:54,743
  5188. Audrey, Dad flipped out
  5189. because he loved us
  5190.  
  5191. 1175
  5192. 00:53:54,743 --> 00:53:56,239
  5193. and wanted us to be close.
  5194.  
  5195. 1176
  5196. 00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:57,774
  5197. And we were.
  5198.  
  5199. 1177
  5200. 00:53:57,774 --> 00:53:59,922
  5201. And that's all I want
  5202. for my family.
  5203.  
  5204. 1178
  5205. 00:53:59,922 --> 00:54:02,569
  5206. You're such a clown.
  5207.  
  5208. 1179
  5209. 00:54:02,569 --> 00:54:04,103
  5210. You're a clown.
  5211.  
  5212. 1180
  5213. 00:54:04,103 --> 00:54:06,328
  5214. Babe, baby,
  5215. I-I think Rusty's right.
  5216.  
  5217. 1181
  5218. 00:54:06,328 --> 00:54:10,816
  5219. You know, family is the most
  5220. important thing there is.
  5221.  
  5222. 1182
  5223. 00:54:10,816 --> 00:54:12,619
  5224. Little somethin'.
  5225.  
  5226. 1183
  5227. 00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,837
  5228. You know, maybe we'll take baby
  5229. Cooper on a trip this summer.
  5230.  
  5231. 1184
  5232. 00:54:17,837 --> 00:54:20,138
  5233. - Yeah, not to walley world.
  5234. - Oh, God, no.
  5235.  
  5236. 1185
  5237. 00:54:20,138 --> 00:54:22,325
  5238. - 'Cause that'd be stupid.
  5239. - That'd be stupid.
  5240.  
  5241. 1186
  5242. 00:54:22,325 --> 00:54:23,476
  5243. How 'bout Paris?
  5244.  
  5245. 1187
  5246. 00:54:23,476 --> 00:54:24,665
  5247. Oui!
  5248.  
  5249. 1188
  5250. 00:54:24,665 --> 00:54:26,468
  5251. Oui, Oui, Oui!
  5252.  
  5253. 1189
  5254. 00:54:26,468 --> 00:54:29,307
  5255. And then, when we get back,
  5256. I can maybe get a part-time job?
  5257.  
  5258. 1190
  5259. 00:54:29,307 --> 00:54:31,455
  5260. Well, not while there's
  5261. breath in my body, sweetheart.
  5262.  
  5263. 1191
  5264. 00:54:37,171 --> 00:54:38,514
  5265. You know, honey, I am...
  5266.  
  5267. 1192
  5268. 00:54:38,514 --> 00:54:39,818
  5269. I'm really happy
  5270. for your sister.
  5271.  
  5272. 1193
  5273. 00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:41,083
  5274. - Yeah?
  5275. - Seriously.
  5276.  
  5277. 1194
  5278. 00:54:41,122 --> 00:54:42,733
  5279. She and Stone seem
  5280. really in love.
  5281.  
  5282. 1195
  5283. 00:54:42,733 --> 00:54:44,038
  5284. It's nice.
  5285.  
  5286. 1196
  5287. 00:54:44,038 --> 00:54:45,533
  5288. These pants Stone gave me
  5289.  
  5290. 1197
  5291. 00:54:45,533 --> 00:54:47,528
  5292. are really stretched out
  5293. in the crotch, though.
  5294.  
  5295. 1198
  5296. 00:54:47,528 --> 00:54:49,446
  5297. That's weird. Why would they
  5298. be stretched out in the...
  5299.  
  5300. 1199
  5301. 00:54:49,446 --> 00:54:51,326
  5302. - God, I don't know.
  5303. - Oh, shit.
  5304.  
  5305. 1200
  5306. 00:54:51,326 --> 00:54:53,819
  5307. How much you think they paid
  5308. for this house?
  5309.  
  5310. 1201
  5311. 00:54:54,395 --> 00:54:55,469
  5312. Whoa.
  5313.  
  5314. 1202
  5315. 00:54:56,466 --> 00:54:57,617
  5316. Oh, okay.
  5317.  
  5318. 1203
  5319. 00:54:57,617 --> 00:54:59,189
  5320. Whoa. Oh!
  5321.  
  5322. 1204
  5323. 00:54:59,189 --> 00:55:00,801
  5324. Should I see if Audrey has
  5325. a yankee candle?
  5326.  
  5327. 1205
  5328. 00:55:00,801 --> 00:55:03,372
  5329. Fuck the yankee candle.
  5330. I wanna do this now.
  5331.  
  5332. 1206
  5333. 00:55:04,713 --> 00:55:06,632
  5334. - Oh, God, you're so sexy.
  5335. - Oh, what has gotten into you?
  5336.  
  5337. 1207
  5338. 00:55:06,632 --> 00:55:08,013
  5339. Oh, my God.
  5340.  
  5341. 1208
  5342. 00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:10,506
  5343. What? What, what, what?
  5344.  
  5345. 1209
  5346. 00:55:10,506 --> 00:55:12,962
  5347. This is because of him,
  5348. isn't it?
  5349.  
  5350. 1210
  5351. 00:55:12,962 --> 00:55:14,457
  5352. What? Who?
  5353.  
  5354. 1211
  5355. 00:55:14,457 --> 00:55:17,028
  5356. Because of who?
  5357.  
  5358. 1212
  5359. 00:55:17,028 --> 00:55:18,179
  5360. Because of Stone.
  5361.  
  5362. 1213
  5363. 00:55:18,179 --> 00:55:19,368
  5364. What?!
  5365.  
  5366. 1214
  5367. 00:55:19,368 --> 00:55:20,749
  5368. That's why
  5369. you're jumping my bones!
  5370.  
  5371. 1215
  5372. 00:55:20,749 --> 00:55:21,823
  5373. You're just thinking of him!
  5374.  
  5375. 1216
  5376. 00:55:21,823 --> 00:55:23,932
  5377. That's ridiculous.
  5378.  
  5379. 1217
  5380. 00:55:23,932 --> 00:55:25,467
  5381. Then how come the one night
  5382. we're hangin' around with him,
  5383.  
  5384. 1218
  5385. 00:55:25,467 --> 00:55:27,424
  5386. you turn into some kind
  5387. of sexual character?
  5388.  
  5389. 1219
  5390. 00:55:27,424 --> 00:55:29,265
  5391. I don't know
  5392. where you're going with this,
  5393.  
  5394. 1220
  5395. 00:55:29,265 --> 00:55:31,144
  5396. but I can tell you right...
  5397. Where's your wedding ring?
  5398.  
  5399. 1221
  5400. 00:55:31,144 --> 00:55:32,871
  5401. Oh. Oh, my God.
  5402.  
  5403. 1222
  5404. 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:35,134
  5405. Before we got here,
  5406. you took off your wedding ring?
  5407.  
  5408. 1223
  5409. 00:55:35,134 --> 00:55:37,129
  5410. No, I didn't.
  5411. Rusty, it was loose.
  5412.  
  5413. 1224
  5414. 00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:38,970
  5415. You remember how loose it was?
  5416.  
  5417. 1225
  5418. 00:55:38,970 --> 00:55:41,080
  5419. And... and I-I m-must've
  5420. just dropped it somewhere.
  5421.  
  5422. 1226
  5423. 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:42,768
  5424. What was the plan, Deb?
  5425.  
  5426. 1227
  5427. 00:55:42,768 --> 00:55:44,264
  5428. Show up without a ring,
  5429. and he'll think you're single?
  5430.  
  5431. 1228
  5432. 00:55:44,264 --> 00:55:45,645
  5433. How's he gonna think
  5434. that I'm single
  5435.  
  5436. 1229
  5437. 00:55:45,645 --> 00:55:46,988
  5438. if I'm here with my husband
  5439. and my two children?
  5440.  
  5441. 1230
  5442. 00:55:47,026 --> 00:55:48,292
  5443. I don't know. It was your plan.
  5444.  
  5445. 1231
  5446. 00:55:48,292 --> 00:55:50,670
  5447. It was not my pl... Okay.
  5448.  
  5449. 1232
  5450. 00:55:52,397 --> 00:55:53,509
  5451. Yes.
  5452.  
  5453. 1233
  5454. 00:55:53,509 --> 00:55:57,767
  5455. Stone is an impressive man,
  5456. okay?
  5457.  
  5458. 1234
  5459. 00:55:57,767 --> 00:55:59,647
  5460. But I married you, Rusty.
  5461.  
  5462. 1235
  5463. 00:55:59,647 --> 00:56:01,987
  5464. And I am so sorry
  5465. that I lost my ring,
  5466.  
  5467. 1236
  5468. 00:56:01,987 --> 00:56:06,092
  5469. but I would never, ever,
  5470. ever take it off on purpose.
  5471.  
  5472. 1237
  5473. 00:56:08,776 --> 00:56:09,928
  5474. I know. I know.
  5475.  
  5476. 1238
  5477. 00:56:09,928 --> 00:56:12,843
  5478. I just...
  5479.  
  5480. 1239
  5481. 00:56:12,843 --> 00:56:14,646
  5482. I freaked out. I'm sorry.
  5483.  
  5484. 1240
  5485. 00:56:14,646 --> 00:56:17,025
  5486. I just...
  5487.  
  5488. 1241
  5489. 00:56:17,025 --> 00:56:18,482
  5490. We'll get you another ring.
  5491.  
  5492. 1242
  5493. 00:56:18,482 --> 00:56:20,400
  5494. I liked that one.
  5495.  
  5496. 1243
  5497. 00:56:22,625 --> 00:56:24,544
  5498. Hey. Y'all decent?
  5499.  
  5500. 1244
  5501. 00:56:24,544 --> 00:56:25,579
  5502. - Yes. Hi.
  5503. - Hey.
  5504.  
  5505. 1245
  5506. 00:56:25,579 --> 00:56:27,152
  5507. Okay. Just wanted to make sure
  5508.  
  5509. 1246
  5510. 00:56:27,152 --> 00:56:30,566
  5511. y'all had everything you needed
  5512. for the night.
  5513.  
  5514. 1247
  5515. 00:56:30,566 --> 00:56:32,599
  5516. Yep.
  5517.  
  5518. 1248
  5519. 00:56:32,599 --> 00:56:34,671
  5520. All right.
  5521.  
  5522. 1249
  5523. 00:56:34,671 --> 00:56:38,123
  5524. Man, it sure is beautiful here
  5525. this time of year, ain't it?
  5526.  
  5527. 1250
  5528. 00:56:38,123 --> 00:56:40,003
  5529. And quiet.
  5530.  
  5531. 1251
  5532. 00:56:40,003 --> 00:56:41,883
  5533. Listen.
  5534.  
  5535. 1252
  5536. 00:56:41,883 --> 00:56:44,146
  5537. You hear that?
  5538.  
  5539. 1253
  5540. 00:56:45,565 --> 00:56:47,023
  5541. - No.
  5542. - Exactly.
  5543.  
  5544. 1254
  5545. 00:56:47,023 --> 00:56:48,672
  5546. - It's perfect silence.
  5547. - Mm.
  5548.  
  5549. 1255
  5550. 00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:51,012
  5551. Ah. Yeah.
  5552.  
  5553. 1256
  5554. 00:56:51,012 --> 00:56:52,278
  5555. Yeah.
  5556.  
  5557. 1257
  5558. 00:56:52,278 --> 00:56:56,575
  5559. Well, uh, TV remote.
  5560. Okay, let me show ya.
  5561.  
  5562. 1258
  5563. 00:56:56,575 --> 00:57:00,487
  5564. We've got channels...
  5565. And the volume.
  5566.  
  5567. 1259
  5568. 00:57:00,487 --> 00:57:01,676
  5569. On. Off.
  5570.  
  5571. 1260
  5572. 00:57:01,676 --> 00:57:04,208
  5573. - Pretty straightforward.
  5574. - Yeah.
  5575.  
  5576. 1261
  5577. 00:57:04,208 --> 00:57:05,973
  5578. - Yeah.
  5579. - Mm-hmm.
  5580.  
  5581. 1262
  5582. 00:57:05,973 --> 00:57:07,738
  5583. Okay. All right.
  5584.  
  5585. 1263
  5586. 00:57:07,776 --> 00:57:09,273
  5587. Well, uh, if you get thirsty,
  5588.  
  5589. 1264
  5590. 00:57:09,273 --> 00:57:11,689
  5591. there's, uh,
  5592. fresh milk in the fridge
  5593.  
  5594. 1265
  5595. 00:57:11,689 --> 00:57:14,949
  5596. and, uh, have yourselves
  5597. a good night.
  5598.  
  5599. 1266
  5600. 00:57:14,949 --> 00:57:17,174
  5601. - Uh-huh.
  5602. - Okay.
  5603.  
  5604. 1267
  5605. 00:57:17,174 --> 00:57:19,553
  5606. - Night, Stone.
  5607. - Good night, St-Stone.
  5608.  
  5609. 1268
  5610. 00:57:19,553 --> 00:57:22,622
  5611. Man.
  5612.  
  5613. 1269
  5614. 00:57:22,622 --> 00:57:24,578
  5615. Yeah.
  5616.  
  5617. 1270
  5618. 00:57:26,074 --> 00:57:29,028
  5619. Okay.
  5620.  
  5621. 1271
  5622. 00:57:30,601 --> 00:57:32,519
  5623. He totally just came in here
  5624.  
  5625. 1272
  5626. 00:57:32,519 --> 00:57:34,514
  5627. to show off his six-pack.
  5628.  
  5629. 1273
  5630. 00:57:38,158 --> 00:57:39,884
  5631. Hey, mornin'!
  5632.  
  5633. 1274
  5634. 00:57:39,884 --> 00:57:42,186
  5635. Barely.
  5636.  
  5637. 1275
  5638. 00:57:42,186 --> 00:57:44,104
  5639. How come you gotta do this
  5640. at 6 A.M.?
  5641.  
  5642. 1276
  5643. 00:57:44,104 --> 00:57:46,290
  5644. Well, I gotta be
  5645. at the station by 7:30
  5646.  
  5647. 1277
  5648. 00:57:46,290 --> 00:57:49,590
  5649. for Stone Crandall's
  5650. accuweather report.
  5651.  
  5652. 1278
  5653. 00:57:49,590 --> 00:57:52,198
  5654. Hey, you ever ride
  5655. one of these things?
  5656.  
  5657. 1279
  5658. 00:57:52,198 --> 00:57:54,154
  5659. Mm, no. Never have.
  5660.  
  5661. 1280
  5662. 00:57:54,154 --> 00:57:56,418
  5663. But, uh, can't imagine
  5664.  
  5665. 1281
  5666. 00:57:56,418 --> 00:57:59,026
  5667. it's more complicated
  5668. than an Airbus A318.
  5669.  
  5670. 1282
  5671. 00:57:59,026 --> 00:58:01,942
  5672. Yeah, well, that's the spirit.
  5673.  
  5674. 1283
  5675. 00:58:01,942 --> 00:58:03,438
  5676. Now, the key here
  5677.  
  5678. 1284
  5679. 00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:05,241
  5680. is to move back and forth
  5681. along the edge of the herd.
  5682.  
  5683. 1285
  5684. 00:58:05,241 --> 00:58:07,811
  5685. You keep your distance, though.
  5686. We don't want to spook 'em.
  5687.  
  5688. 1286
  5689. 00:58:07,811 --> 00:58:09,959
  5690. Got it.
  5691.  
  5692. 1287
  5693. 00:58:12,568 --> 00:58:13,910
  5694. Are there helmets?
  5695.  
  5696. 1288
  5697. 00:58:13,910 --> 00:58:16,634
  5698. Yeah, I keep them
  5699. with the tampons.
  5700.  
  5701. 1289
  5702. 00:58:16,634 --> 00:58:19,396
  5703. Just basic safety.
  5704.  
  5705. 1290
  5706. 00:58:19,396 --> 00:58:21,659
  5707. Aah! Whoa!
  5708.  
  5709. 1291
  5710. 00:58:25,879 --> 00:58:27,529
  5711. This is exciting!
  5712.  
  5713. 1292
  5714. 00:58:27,529 --> 00:58:30,828
  5715. It's my favorite way
  5716. to start the day!
  5717.  
  5718. 1293
  5719. 00:58:30,828 --> 00:58:32,516
  5720. This, and makin' love
  5721. to your sister.
  5722.  
  5723. 1294
  5724. 00:58:32,516 --> 00:58:34,511
  5725. Thank you for that.
  5726.  
  5727. 1295
  5728. 00:58:37,963 --> 00:58:41,262
  5729. Come on, let's go!
  5730.  
  5731. 1296
  5732. 00:58:41,262 --> 00:58:43,602
  5733. Well, it looks like
  5734. we got us a couple of mavericks.
  5735.  
  5736. 1297
  5737. 00:58:43,602 --> 00:58:46,786
  5738. You take the one on the left.
  5739. I'll take the one on the right.
  5740.  
  5741. 1298
  5742. 00:58:46,786 --> 00:58:48,627
  5743. Unless you need my help
  5744. with yours.
  5745.  
  5746. 1299
  5747. 00:58:48,627 --> 00:58:50,238
  5748. No, I think I got it.
  5749.  
  5750. 1300
  5751. 00:58:50,238 --> 00:58:52,425
  5752. Last one to the corral's
  5753. a rotten cowpoke!
  5754.  
  5755. 1301
  5756. 00:58:52,425 --> 00:58:54,343
  5757. Yee-Hoo-Hoo!
  5758.  
  5759. 1302
  5760. 00:58:54,343 --> 00:58:56,837
  5761. Whoo-Hoo! Whoo-Hoo!
  5762.  
  5763. 1303
  5764. 00:58:58,448 --> 00:58:59,944
  5765. Go on over there!
  5766.  
  5767. 1304
  5768. 00:58:59,944 --> 00:59:02,246
  5769. Go! Get up! Get up! Get up!
  5770. Let's go!
  5771.  
  5772. 1305
  5773. 00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:05,276
  5774. Whoa!
  5775.  
  5776. 1306
  5777. 00:59:05,276 --> 00:59:07,424
  5778. Oh!
  5779.  
  5780. 1307
  5781. 00:59:12,258 --> 00:59:13,600
  5782. Hi!
  5783.  
  5784. 1308
  5785. 00:59:15,326 --> 00:59:16,324
  5786. Holy shit!
  5787.  
  5788. 1309
  5789. 00:59:17,973 --> 00:59:19,086
  5790. Oh, my gosh!
  5791.  
  5792. 1310
  5793. 00:59:26,029 --> 00:59:27,947
  5794. Is the cow okay?
  5795.  
  5796. 1311
  5797. 00:59:27,947 --> 00:59:30,211
  5798. No, the cow's not okay, Russ.
  5799. You drove plumb through him.
  5800.  
  5801. 1312
  5802. 00:59:31,285 --> 00:59:32,973
  5803. Oh, no, Sebastian.
  5804.  
  5805. 1313
  5806. 00:59:35,121 --> 00:59:36,770
  5807. Gross.
  5808.  
  5809. 1314
  5810. 00:59:50,619 --> 00:59:55,183
  5811. Hey, gang. Uh, maybe for lunch,
  5812. we could find a burger place.
  5813.  
  5814. 1315
  5815. 00:59:55,183 --> 00:59:57,677
  5816. You know, like a, uh...
  5817.  
  5818. 1316
  5819. 00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:00,324
  5820. Like a drive-through
  5821. burger place.
  5822.  
  5823. 1317
  5824. 01:00:02,012 --> 01:00:03,662
  5825. I don't know, Dad.
  5826.  
  5827. 1318
  5828. 01:00:03,662 --> 01:00:07,037
  5829. I think we should, uh,
  5830. steer clear of that.
  5831.  
  5832. 1319
  5833. 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:09,953
  5834. - Good one, James.
  5835. - All right, enough, you guys.
  5836.  
  5837. 1320
  5838. 01:00:09,991 --> 01:00:13,443
  5839. Dad hit a cow, okay?
  5840. Let's just moo-ve on.
  5841.  
  5842. 1321
  5843. 01:00:15,055 --> 01:00:16,973
  5844. - Oh, I got one.
  5845. - Yeah? Let's hear it.
  5846.  
  5847. 1322
  5848. 01:00:16,973 --> 01:00:19,581
  5849. - James is a piece of shit.
  5850. - Oh.
  5851.  
  5852. 1323
  5853. 01:00:19,581 --> 01:00:22,036
  5854. You kinda missed
  5855. the point, there, buddy.
  5856.  
  5857. 1324
  5858. 01:00:46,549 --> 01:00:49,848
  5859. But you can get back home,
  5860. you can get back down
  5861.  
  5862. 1325
  5863. 01:00:58,824 --> 01:01:00,551
  5864. hey. Hey.
  5865.  
  5866. 1326
  5867. 01:01:00,551 --> 01:01:01,893
  5868. What? What is it? What's wrong?
  5869.  
  5870. 1327
  5871. 01:01:01,893 --> 01:01:03,505
  5872. - Is everything okay?
  5873. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  5874.  
  5875. 1328
  5876. 01:01:03,505 --> 01:01:04,733
  5877. No, no, no. No. No, nothing's wrong.
  5878. Nothing's wrong.
  5879.  
  5880. 1329
  5881. 01:01:04,733 --> 01:01:05,730
  5882. Okay. Well, what?
  5883.  
  5884. 1330
  5885. 01:01:05,730 --> 01:01:07,379
  5886. - I have an idea.
  5887. - Mm-hmm.
  5888.  
  5889. 1331
  5890. 01:01:07,379 --> 01:01:10,218
  5891. And it's gonna sound crazy,
  5892. but hear me out, okay?
  5893.  
  5894. 1332
  5895. 01:01:10,218 --> 01:01:12,711
  5896. - Mm-Kay.
  5897. - Okay.
  5898.  
  5899. 1333
  5900. 01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:15,051
  5901. We're right near
  5902. the four corners monument...
  5903.  
  5904. 1334
  5905. 01:01:15,051 --> 01:01:16,548
  5906. Mm-hmm.
  5907.  
  5908. 1335
  5909. 01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:18,197
  5910. Which is where four states
  5911. come together in one spot.
  5912.  
  5913. 1336
  5914. 01:01:18,197 --> 01:01:20,882
  5915. - So?
  5916. - Let's go have sex on it.
  5917.  
  5918. 1337
  5919. 01:01:20,882 --> 01:01:22,685
  5920. What?
  5921.  
  5922. 1338
  5923. 01:01:23,874 --> 01:01:25,447
  5924. Yeah, that way we can make love
  5925.  
  5926. 1339
  5927. 01:01:25,447 --> 01:01:27,518
  5928. in four states at the same time.
  5929.  
  5930. 1340
  5931. 01:01:27,518 --> 01:01:31,163
  5932. Wait. You're serious?
  5933.  
  5934. 1341
  5935. 01:01:31,163 --> 01:01:32,736
  5936. Well, yeah.
  5937.  
  5938. 1342
  5939. 01:01:32,736 --> 01:01:34,577
  5940. I mean, you're the one who said
  5941. we should mix it up.
  5942.  
  5943. 1343
  5944. 01:01:34,577 --> 01:01:37,761
  5945. Yeah. What's more mixed up
  5946. than sex on a public monument?
  5947.  
  5948. 1344
  5949. 01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:40,983
  5950. I'm pretty sure
  5951. Debbie do-anything would do it.
  5952.  
  5953. 1345
  5954. 01:01:40,983 --> 01:01:43,323
  5955. Okay, well, Debbie do-anything
  5956. was a dumbass, so...
  5957.  
  5958. 1346
  5959. 01:01:43,323 --> 01:01:48,540
  5960. Maybe that's what we need.
  5961. To be dumbasses together.
  5962.  
  5963. 1347
  5964. 01:01:48,540 --> 01:01:50,804
  5965. What about the kids?
  5966.  
  5967. 1348
  5968. 01:01:50,804 --> 01:01:52,684
  5969. Well, Kevin's kind of a dumbass.
  5970.  
  5971. 1349
  5972. 01:01:52,684 --> 01:01:56,213
  5973. No, no, honey.
  5974. What are we gonna do about them?
  5975.  
  5976. 1350
  5977. 01:01:56,251 --> 01:01:58,745
  5978. They're fine.
  5979. They're fast asleep.
  5980.  
  5981. 1351
  5982. 01:01:58,745 --> 01:02:01,814
  5983. We'll be back
  5984. before they know we're gone.
  5985.  
  5986. 1352
  5987. 01:02:01,814 --> 01:02:02,964
  5988. Okay.
  5989.  
  5990. 1353
  5991. 01:02:02,964 --> 01:02:04,844
  5992. - Yeah?
  5993. - All right, let's do it.
  5994.  
  5995. 1354
  5996. 01:02:21,224 --> 01:02:22,413
  5997. Mom?
  5998.  
  5999. 1355
  6000. 01:02:23,334 --> 01:02:25,060
  6001. Dad?
  6002.  
  6003. 1356
  6004. 01:02:29,894 --> 01:02:31,774
  6005. - James?
  6006. - Mom?
  6007.  
  6008. 1357
  6009. 01:02:33,385 --> 01:02:34,766
  6010. Adena?
  6011.  
  6012. 1358
  6013. 01:02:34,766 --> 01:02:36,683
  6014. Are you, like,
  6015. stalking me or something?
  6016.  
  6017. 1359
  6018. 01:02:36,683 --> 01:02:38,947
  6019. No. What? No.
  6020.  
  6021. 1360
  6022. 01:02:38,947 --> 01:02:42,169
  6023. I'm kidding. Relax.
  6024.  
  6025. 1361
  6026. 01:02:44,893 --> 01:02:47,003
  6027. Hey, what happened
  6028. with that perv
  6029.  
  6030. 1362
  6031. 01:02:47,003 --> 01:02:49,496
  6032. who was hitting on you
  6033. in Arkansas?
  6034.  
  6035. 1363
  6036. 01:02:50,609 --> 01:02:53,256
  6037. That was actually my Dad.
  6038.  
  6039. 1364
  6040. 01:02:53,256 --> 01:02:55,557
  6041. He was trying to be my Wingman.
  6042.  
  6043. 1365
  6044. 01:02:55,557 --> 01:02:58,741
  6045. Oh, my God.
  6046.  
  6047. 1366
  6048. 01:02:58,741 --> 01:03:01,848
  6049. He's a really shitty Wingman.
  6050.  
  6051. 1367
  6052. 01:03:04,227 --> 01:03:07,219
  6053. So, no guitar tonight?
  6054.  
  6055. 1368
  6056. 01:03:07,219 --> 01:03:09,406
  6057. It got stolen.
  6058.  
  6059. 1369
  6060. 01:03:09,406 --> 01:03:11,899
  6061. That sucks.
  6062.  
  6063. 1370
  6064. 01:03:11,899 --> 01:03:13,357
  6065. I really liked hearing you play.
  6066.  
  6067. 1371
  6068. 01:03:13,357 --> 01:03:16,273
  6069. You... you did?
  6070.  
  6071. 1372
  6072. 01:03:16,273 --> 01:03:19,072
  6073. Yeah, I've always
  6074. had a thing for musicians.
  6075.  
  6076. 1373
  6077. 01:03:21,604 --> 01:03:23,906
  6078. Well, good...
  6079.  
  6080. 1374
  6081. 01:03:23,906 --> 01:03:27,512
  6082. Because I've always
  6083. had a thing for...
  6084.  
  6085. 1375
  6086. 01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:29,852
  6087. Pretty girls.
  6088.  
  6089. 1376
  6090. 01:03:32,077 --> 01:03:33,534
  6091. Well played.
  6092.  
  6093. 1377
  6094. 01:03:35,529 --> 01:03:37,946
  6095. See? You don't need a Wingman.
  6096.  
  6097. 1378
  6098. 01:03:46,309 --> 01:03:47,767
  6099. Here it is.
  6100.  
  6101. 1379
  6102. 01:03:47,767 --> 01:03:49,148
  6103. Oh, my God.
  6104.  
  6105. 1380
  6106. 01:03:49,148 --> 01:03:50,337
  6107. This is so illegal.
  6108.  
  6109. 1381
  6110. 01:03:50,337 --> 01:03:52,179
  6111. I know. It's so hot, right?
  6112.  
  6113. 1382
  6114. 01:03:52,179 --> 01:03:54,556
  6115. Yeah.
  6116. I am hard as a faucet right now.
  6117.  
  6118. 1383
  6119. 01:03:55,554 --> 01:03:56,590
  6120. Oh!
  6121.  
  6122. 1384
  6123. 01:03:56,590 --> 01:03:57,971
  6124. I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
  6125.  
  6126. 1385
  6127. 01:03:57,971 --> 01:03:59,122
  6128. No. I like it.
  6129.  
  6130. 1386
  6131. 01:03:59,122 --> 01:04:00,119
  6132. - Yeah?
  6133. - Yeah.
  6134.  
  6135. 1387
  6136. 01:04:00,119 --> 01:04:01,347
  6137. - Yeah?
  6138. - I do.
  6139.  
  6140. 1388
  6141. 01:04:01,347 --> 01:04:02,421
  6142. You like it
  6143. when I slap that ass?
  6144.  
  6145. 1389
  6146. 01:04:02,459 --> 01:04:04,262
  6147. I do! I do!
  6148.  
  6149. 1390
  6150. 01:04:04,262 --> 01:04:06,141
  6151. Good, 'cause I'm gonna beat
  6152. the shit out of your ass.
  6153.  
  6154. 1391
  6155. 01:04:06,141 --> 01:04:07,945
  6156. Whoa! Russ!
  6157.  
  6158. 1392
  6159. 01:04:07,945 --> 01:04:10,131
  6160. Okay, right here?
  6161.  
  6162. 1393
  6163. 01:04:14,696 --> 01:04:15,924
  6164. We're about to have sex outside!
  6165.  
  6166. 1394
  6167. 01:04:15,924 --> 01:04:17,650
  6168. I know. I know.
  6169.  
  6170. 1395
  6171. 01:04:17,650 --> 01:04:19,299
  6172. Do you want me
  6173. to put a finger in?
  6174.  
  6175. 1396
  6176. 01:04:19,299 --> 01:04:20,488
  6177. In what?
  6178.  
  6179. 1397
  6180. 01:04:20,488 --> 01:04:21,640
  6181. - Never mind. Never mind.
  6182. - Okay, okay.
  6183.  
  6184. 1398
  6185. 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,020
  6186. Y'all wanna keep it down?
  6187.  
  6188. 1399
  6189. 01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:24,593
  6190. - Aah!
  6191. - Yeah! Yeah!
  6192.  
  6193. 1400
  6194. 01:04:24,593 --> 01:04:26,281
  6195. Hey, watch it, man!
  6196.  
  6197. 1401
  6198. 01:04:26,281 --> 01:04:28,928
  6199. - Get your leg off of me!
  6200. - You're so slippery and sweaty!
  6201.  
  6202. 1402
  6203. 01:04:28,928 --> 01:04:31,115
  6204. If y'all are here to have sex
  6205. on the corners, we're next.
  6206.  
  6207. 1403
  6208. 01:04:31,115 --> 01:04:32,112
  6209. Get in line.
  6210.  
  6211. 1404
  6212. 01:04:32,112 --> 01:04:33,761
  6213. - Oh, my gosh.
  6214. - Oh, God.
  6215.  
  6216. 1405
  6217. 01:04:33,761 --> 01:04:35,756
  6218. Oh, God.
  6219.  
  6220. 1406
  6221. 01:04:35,756 --> 01:04:37,406
  6222. - Aah!
  6223. - Oh!
  6224.  
  6225. 1407
  6226. 01:04:37,406 --> 01:04:39,822
  6227. - Oh, God!
  6228. - Ew!
  6229.  
  6230. 1408
  6231. 01:04:39,822 --> 01:04:42,316
  6232. Oh, God! They're in every state!
  6233.  
  6234. 1409
  6235. 01:04:42,316 --> 01:04:43,927
  6236. So many boobies out here!
  6237.  
  6238. 1410
  6239. 01:04:43,927 --> 01:04:45,194
  6240. You two! Freeze!
  6241.  
  6242. 1411
  6243. 01:04:45,194 --> 01:04:46,996
  6244. Go, go, go, go, go!
  6245.  
  6246. 1412
  6247. 01:04:47,035 --> 01:04:48,071
  6248. Hands up!
  6249.  
  6250. 1413
  6251. 01:04:48,071 --> 01:04:50,218
  6252. Run! Honey, run!
  6253.  
  6254. 1414
  6255. 01:04:50,218 --> 01:04:51,522
  6256. Drop the flashlight!
  6257.  
  6258. 1415
  6259. 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,477
  6260. You do know public indecency
  6261.  
  6262. 1416
  6263. 01:04:54,477 --> 01:04:56,663
  6264. is a crime in the state of Utah?
  6265.  
  6266. 1417
  6267. 01:04:56,663 --> 01:04:58,083
  6268. Yes. Sorry, officer.
  6269.  
  6270. 1418
  6271. 01:04:58,083 --> 01:04:59,693
  6272. See, we're married,
  6273. and we wanted to just...
  6274.  
  6275. 1419
  6276. 01:04:59,693 --> 01:05:01,075
  6277. You know what?
  6278. Save it for the judge.
  6279.  
  6280. 1420
  6281. 01:05:01,075 --> 01:05:03,185
  6282. It makes me sick
  6283. how you deviants show up
  6284.  
  6285. 1421
  6286. 01:05:03,185 --> 01:05:05,525
  6287. and desecrate this holy place
  6288. every night.
  6289.  
  6290. 1422
  6291. 01:05:05,525 --> 01:05:07,366
  6292. Turn around!
  6293. Hands behind your back.
  6294.  
  6295. 1423
  6296. 01:05:07,366 --> 01:05:08,363
  6297. What?
  6298.  
  6299. 1424
  6300. 01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:10,128
  6301. Not so fast, Tommy!
  6302.  
  6303. 1425
  6304. 01:05:10,128 --> 01:05:11,432
  6305. Shoot for sherbet!
  6306.  
  6307. 1426
  6308. 01:05:11,432 --> 01:05:12,890
  6309. What are you doin' here, Kyle?
  6310.  
  6311. 1427
  6312. 01:05:12,890 --> 01:05:14,923
  6313. These people are clearly
  6314. in the state of Colorado.
  6315.  
  6316. 1428
  6317. 01:05:14,961 --> 01:05:16,458
  6318. That's my jurisdiction.
  6319.  
  6320. 1429
  6321. 01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:18,299
  6322. Juris-dick in my ass, Kyle.
  6323.  
  6324. 1430
  6325. 01:05:18,299 --> 01:05:21,291
  6326. Look at her left foot.
  6327. Smack-dab in Arizona.
  6328.  
  6329. 1431
  6330. 01:05:21,291 --> 01:05:24,206
  6331. You weed-legalizing,
  6332. mile-high piece of shit.
  6333.  
  6334. 1432
  6335. 01:05:24,206 --> 01:05:25,894
  6336. Hey, there's no reason
  6337. for that language.
  6338.  
  6339. 1433
  6340. 01:05:25,894 --> 01:05:27,505
  6341. Oh, I'm sorry, officer mormon.
  6342.  
  6343. 1434
  6344. 01:05:27,505 --> 01:05:29,385
  6345. You don't like that?
  6346. I have an idea.
  6347.  
  6348. 1435
  6349. 01:05:29,385 --> 01:05:31,610
  6350. Why don't you plug up your ears
  6351. with mitt romney's dick?
  6352.  
  6353. 1436
  6354. 01:05:31,610 --> 01:05:32,722
  6355. Hey!
  6356.  
  6357. 1437
  6358. 01:05:32,722 --> 01:05:35,062
  6359. Oh, looks like New Mexico
  6360.  
  6361. 1438
  6362. 01:05:35,062 --> 01:05:36,866
  6363. decided to wake up
  6364. from his siesta.
  6365.  
  6366. 1439
  6367. 01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:38,246
  6368. What seems to be the trouble?
  6369.  
  6370. 1440
  6371. 01:05:38,246 --> 01:05:39,858
  6372. Tell you what the trouble is,
  6373. dreamcatcher.
  6374.  
  6375. 1441
  6376. 01:05:39,858 --> 01:05:42,159
  6377. You are wearing entirely
  6378. too much goddamn turquoise.
  6379.  
  6380. 1442
  6381. 01:05:42,159 --> 01:05:43,540
  6382. Hey, we can do this
  6383.  
  6384. 1443
  6385. 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:44,959
  6386. without disrespecting
  6387. each other's traditions.
  6388.  
  6389. 1444
  6390. 01:05:44,959 --> 01:05:47,492
  6391. Oh, go fuck your wives, Tommy.
  6392.  
  6393. 1445
  6394. 01:05:47,492 --> 01:05:49,026
  6395. See, this is what
  6396. I'm telling you guys.
  6397.  
  6398. 1446
  6399. 01:05:49,026 --> 01:05:50,292
  6400. Every night we do this.
  6401.  
  6402. 1447
  6403. 01:05:50,330 --> 01:05:52,095
  6404. You know what
  6405. this border represents?
  6406.  
  6407. 1448
  6408. 01:05:52,095 --> 01:05:54,166
  6409. It's just an idea.
  6410. That's all I'm saying.
  6411.  
  6412. 1449
  6413. 01:05:54,166 --> 01:05:55,394
  6414. All right, well,
  6415. if it's just an idea,
  6416.  
  6417. 1450
  6418. 01:05:55,394 --> 01:05:56,506
  6419. then I'll just get the perp...
  6420.  
  6421. 1451
  6422. 01:05:56,506 --> 01:05:57,887
  6423. - My house!
  6424. - Oh!
  6425.  
  6426. 1452
  6427. 01:05:57,887 --> 01:05:59,384
  6428. - Hey!
  6429. - Stay out of my state, buddy.
  6430.  
  6431. 1453
  6432. 01:05:59,384 --> 01:06:01,033
  6433. Oh, yeah?
  6434. What are you gonna do now?
  6435.  
  6436. 1454
  6437. 01:06:01,033 --> 01:06:02,184
  6438. - Get your feet off of my state!
  6439. - Hey, come on, now.
  6440.  
  6441. 1455
  6442. 01:06:02,184 --> 01:06:03,680
  6443. You wanna stomp on my foot?
  6444.  
  6445. 1456
  6446. 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,176
  6447. - You back... you back...
  6448. - Is that what you want?
  6449.  
  6450. 1457
  6451. 01:06:05,176 --> 01:06:06,557
  6452. - Stay out of this.
  6453. - Hey, I wasn't even in it!
  6454.  
  6455. 1458
  6456. 01:06:06,557 --> 01:06:08,245
  6457. Whoa! Don't you kick in here!
  6458.  
  6459. 1459
  6460. 01:06:08,245 --> 01:06:09,702
  6461. - Don't start...
  6462. - You wanna do that again?
  6463.  
  6464. 1460
  6465. 01:06:09,702 --> 01:06:10,777
  6466. How about this, then? Huh? Huh?
  6467.  
  6468. 1461
  6469. 01:06:10,777 --> 01:06:12,196
  6470. - Oh!
  6471. - Oh, we got a live wire!
  6472.  
  6473. 1462
  6474. 01:06:12,196 --> 01:06:14,421
  6475. - Oh, shit! Aw, shit!
  6476. - We got a live weapon!
  6477.  
  6478. 1463
  6479. 01:06:14,421 --> 01:06:15,802
  6480. Ooh. Ooh.
  6481. You think I'm afraid of that shit?
  6482.  
  6483. 1464
  6484. 01:06:15,802 --> 01:06:17,529
  6485. I'm not afraid of you!
  6486.  
  6487. 1465
  6488. 01:06:17,529 --> 01:06:19,561
  6489. - How about that, huh? Huh?
  6490. - Oh, yeah, like I'm afraid?
  6491.  
  6492. 1466
  6493. 01:06:19,561 --> 01:06:21,632
  6494. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
  6495. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
  6496.  
  6497. 1467
  6498. 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,203
  6499. Are we gonna...
  6500. I don't want it in my mouth.
  6501.  
  6502. 1468
  6503. 01:06:24,203 --> 01:06:25,239
  6504. Let's not do that, okay?
  6505.  
  6506. 1469
  6507. 01:06:25,239 --> 01:06:27,234
  6508. I'll take that all in, dude!
  6509.  
  6510. 1470
  6511. 01:06:27,234 --> 01:06:29,036
  6512. - That's enough! Everyone get down!
  6513. - Get down on the ground!
  6514.  
  6515. 1471
  6516. 01:06:29,036 --> 01:06:30,609
  6517. Everyone down on the ground!
  6518. Get down!
  6519.  
  6520. 1472
  6521. 01:06:30,609 --> 01:06:32,028
  6522. - Get down on the ground!
  6523. - You get down!
  6524.  
  6525. 1473
  6526. 01:06:32,028 --> 01:06:33,180
  6527. - Get down!
  6528. - I'm cooperating!
  6529.  
  6530. 1474
  6531. 01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:34,675
  6532. I'm the one who's cooperating!
  6533.  
  6534. 1475
  6535. 01:06:34,675 --> 01:06:36,248
  6536. You get down, too.
  6537. You get down, too.
  6538.  
  6539. 1476
  6540. 01:06:36,248 --> 01:06:37,706
  6541. Get down on the ground!
  6542.  
  6543. 1477
  6544. 01:06:37,706 --> 01:06:39,356
  6545. - Hands where?
  6546. - Hands on your right side!
  6547.  
  6548. 1478
  6549. 01:06:39,356 --> 01:06:40,890
  6550. - By the sides or in front?
  6551. - Side to side. Side to side.
  6552.  
  6553. 1479
  6554. 01:06:40,890 --> 01:06:42,578
  6555. - Let's do this.
  6556. - Everyone down?
  6557.  
  6558. 1480
  6559. 01:06:42,578 --> 01:06:44,803
  6560. Okay. I think I'm done.
  6561.  
  6562. 1481
  6563. 01:06:49,752 --> 01:06:53,127
  6564. You can really see
  6565. all the stars out here.
  6566.  
  6567. 1482
  6568. 01:06:53,127 --> 01:06:54,624
  6569. Yeah.
  6570.  
  6571. 1483
  6572. 01:06:56,695 --> 01:06:59,572
  6573. So...
  6574. What do you feel like doing?
  6575.  
  6576. 1484
  6577. 01:06:59,611 --> 01:07:02,756
  6578. I don't know.
  6579.  
  6580. 1485
  6581. 01:07:07,282 --> 01:07:09,623
  6582. Ca...
  6583.  
  6584. 1486
  6585. 01:07:09,661 --> 01:07:11,809
  6586. Can I give you a rim job?
  6587.  
  6588. 1487
  6589. 01:07:14,034 --> 01:07:15,300
  6590. - Whoa!
  6591. - No.
  6592.  
  6593. 1488
  6594. 01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:17,755
  6595. Uh, what?!
  6596.  
  6597. 1489
  6598. 01:07:17,755 --> 01:07:19,289
  6599. - I don't know.
  6600. - What's wrong with you?
  6601.  
  6602. 1490
  6603. 01:07:19,289 --> 01:07:20,901
  6604. I don't know. I'm sorry.
  6605.  
  6606. 1491
  6607. 01:07:20,901 --> 01:07:22,818
  6608. What did...
  6609. What did you wanna do?
  6610.  
  6611. 1492
  6612. 01:07:22,818 --> 01:07:24,276
  6613. I don't know.
  6614.  
  6615. 1493
  6616. 01:07:24,276 --> 01:07:27,653
  6617. I thought maybe we could
  6618. kiss or something?
  6619.  
  6620. 1494
  6621. 01:07:27,653 --> 01:07:29,915
  6622. Well, yeah,
  6623. that's what I thought I...
  6624.  
  6625. 1495
  6626. 01:07:29,915 --> 01:07:31,871
  6627. Yeah. Okay.
  6628.  
  6629. 1496
  6630. 01:07:35,939 --> 01:07:37,511
  6631. Ow!
  6632.  
  6633. 1497
  6634. 01:07:37,549 --> 01:07:39,199
  6635. Where's Mom and Dad, dork?
  6636.  
  6637. 1498
  6638. 01:07:39,199 --> 01:07:41,309
  6639. I don't know, Kevin.
  6640. Just go back inside the thing.
  6641.  
  6642. 1499
  6643. 01:07:41,309 --> 01:07:43,572
  6644. You were about to let
  6645. that dingus kiss you?
  6646.  
  6647. 1500
  6648. 01:07:43,572 --> 01:07:45,413
  6649. Shut up, Kevin.
  6650.  
  6651. 1501
  6652. 01:07:45,413 --> 01:07:48,175
  6653. - Who is that?
  6654. - My stupid little brother.
  6655.  
  6656. 1502
  6657. 01:07:48,175 --> 01:07:50,592
  6658. I thought you said
  6659. he was your big brother.
  6660.  
  6661. 1503
  6662. 01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:51,666
  6663. I... damn it!
  6664.  
  6665. 1504
  6666. 01:07:51,666 --> 01:07:52,970
  6667. Dingus.
  6668.  
  6669. 1505
  6670. 01:07:52,970 --> 01:07:54,658
  6671. Why do you take that from him?
  6672.  
  6673. 1506
  6674. 01:07:54,658 --> 01:07:56,231
  6675. What am I supposed to do,
  6676. hit him back?
  6677.  
  6678. 1507
  6679. 01:07:56,231 --> 01:07:58,303
  6680. - He's a little kid.
  6681. - He's a little shit.
  6682.  
  6683. 1508
  6684. 01:07:58,303 --> 01:07:59,799
  6685. You don't have to let him
  6686. push you around.
  6687.  
  6688. 1509
  6689. 01:07:59,799 --> 01:08:03,174
  6690. I kinda thought I was taking
  6691. the high road.
  6692.  
  6693. 1510
  6694. 01:08:03,174 --> 01:08:06,167
  6695. Yeah, that seems
  6696. to be working out for you.
  6697.  
  6698. 1511
  6699. 01:08:07,893 --> 01:08:08,890
  6700. You know what?
  6701.  
  6702. 1512
  6703. 01:08:11,997 --> 01:08:13,954
  6704. Fuck it.
  6705.  
  6706. 1513
  6707. 01:08:14,990 --> 01:08:17,521
  6708. Okay, so you wanna do this now?
  6709.  
  6710. 1514
  6711. 01:08:17,521 --> 01:08:19,516
  6712. Bring it, bitch.
  6713.  
  6714. 1515
  6715. 01:08:20,667 --> 01:08:22,470
  6716. Wait, what?!
  6717.  
  6718. 1516
  6719. 01:08:22,470 --> 01:08:23,774
  6720. No, no, no.
  6721.  
  6722. 1517
  6723. 01:08:24,771 --> 01:08:26,114
  6724. Wow. This is so easy.
  6725.  
  6726. 1518
  6727. 01:08:26,114 --> 01:08:28,378
  6728. You are such a little boy.
  6729.  
  6730. 1519
  6731. 01:08:29,989 --> 01:08:31,600
  6732. There's gonna be a few changes,
  6733. Kevin, all right?
  6734.  
  6735. 1520
  6736. 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:32,674
  6737. No more bullying.
  6738.  
  6739. 1521
  6740. 01:08:32,674 --> 01:08:34,515
  6741. Stop it! I'm telling Mom.
  6742.  
  6743. 1522
  6744. 01:08:34,515 --> 01:08:36,510
  6745. Shut your mouth.
  6746. You gonna stop bullying?
  6747.  
  6748. 1523
  6749. 01:08:36,510 --> 01:08:38,237
  6750. You're hurting my tummy!
  6751.  
  6752. 1524
  6753. 01:08:38,237 --> 01:08:41,727
  6754. Say you're gonna stop,
  6755. you little piece of... ass.
  6756.  
  6757. 1525
  6758. 01:08:41,727 --> 01:08:43,952
  6759. Wait, what? "Piece of ass"?
  6760.  
  6761. 1526
  6762. 01:08:43,952 --> 01:08:45,372
  6763. You know what I mean, okay?
  6764.  
  6765. 1527
  6766. 01:08:45,372 --> 01:08:47,673
  6767. What... what are you doing
  6768. to my face?
  6769.  
  6770. 1528
  6771. 01:08:47,673 --> 01:08:49,285
  6772. - This hurts, doesn't it?
  6773. - Dude!
  6774.  
  6775. 1529
  6776. 01:08:49,285 --> 01:08:51,241
  6777. How do you like your ears
  6778. Gettin' messed up with?
  6779.  
  6780. 1530
  6781. 01:08:51,241 --> 01:08:52,814
  6782. It's really not that bad.
  6783.  
  6784. 1531
  6785. 01:08:52,814 --> 01:08:54,425
  6786. I'mma tap you
  6787. right on the forehead.
  6788.  
  6789. 1532
  6790. 01:08:54,425 --> 01:08:56,228
  6791. That's not even
  6792. how you beat someone up!
  6793.  
  6794. 1533
  6795. 01:08:56,228 --> 01:08:57,724
  6796. Very dehumanizing.
  6797.  
  6798. 1534
  6799. 01:08:57,762 --> 01:08:59,757
  6800. Your forehead's
  6801. gonna be so sore.
  6802.  
  6803. 1535
  6804. 01:08:59,757 --> 01:09:01,944
  6805. - Blblbl! Blblbl!
  6806. - Stop it! What are you doing?!
  6807.  
  6808. 1536
  6809. 01:09:01,944 --> 01:09:03,708
  6810. How do you like your lips
  6811. getting tickled?
  6812.  
  6813. 1537
  6814. 01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:05,319
  6815. This is really weird.
  6816.  
  6817. 1538
  6818. 01:09:05,319 --> 01:09:07,237
  6819. Just smush your cheeks.
  6820.  
  6821. 1539
  6822. 01:09:07,237 --> 01:09:09,769
  6823. - You gonna stop bullying?
  6824. - Fine. I'll stop bullying.
  6825.  
  6826. 1540
  6827. 01:09:09,808 --> 01:09:11,227
  6828. Just stop doing this.
  6829.  
  6830. 1541
  6831. 01:09:13,490 --> 01:09:14,795
  6832. Thank you, Adena.
  6833.  
  6834. 1542
  6835. 01:09:14,795 --> 01:09:16,406
  6836. This has been...
  6837.  
  6838. 1543
  6839. 01:09:16,406 --> 01:09:18,017
  6840. The best night of my life.
  6841.  
  6842. 1544
  6843. 01:09:23,733 --> 01:09:25,957
  6844. Weird fucking family.
  6845.  
  6846. 1545
  6847. 01:09:27,876 --> 01:09:30,216
  6848. Well, that was awful.
  6849.  
  6850. 1546
  6851. 01:09:32,556 --> 01:09:35,318
  6852. At least the kids never woke up.
  6853.  
  6854. 1547
  6855. 01:09:44,179 --> 01:09:46,404
  6856. Uh, passengers on
  6857. the left side of the prancer
  6858.  
  6859. 1548
  6860. 01:09:46,404 --> 01:09:49,588
  6861. will notice the Grand Canyon
  6862. out the window.
  6863.  
  6864. 1549
  6865. 01:09:49,588 --> 01:09:53,003
  6866. That's right.
  6867. Last stop before walley world.
  6868.  
  6869. 1550
  6870. 01:10:04,357 --> 01:10:06,122
  6871. So, guys,
  6872.  
  6873. 1551
  6874. 01:10:06,122 --> 01:10:09,190
  6875. when we visited the Grand Canyon
  6876. when I was a kid,
  6877.  
  6878. 1552
  6879. 01:10:09,190 --> 01:10:11,224
  6880. we barely had a chance
  6881. to look at it.
  6882.  
  6883. 1553
  6884. 01:10:11,224 --> 01:10:13,487
  6885. This time...
  6886.  
  6887. 1554
  6888. 01:10:13,487 --> 01:10:15,981
  6889. We're gonna do
  6890. a whole lot more than look.
  6891.  
  6892. 1555
  6893. 01:10:15,981 --> 01:10:19,586
  6894. - Oh, cool.
  6895. - Sweet!
  6896.  
  6897. 1556
  6898. 01:10:23,039 --> 01:10:24,689
  6899. Hi, folks!
  6900.  
  6901. 1557
  6902. 01:10:24,689 --> 01:10:26,299
  6903. Hi!
  6904.  
  6905. 1558
  6906. 01:10:26,299 --> 01:10:28,333
  6907. All right, let's see,
  6908. who do we got here?
  6909.  
  6910. 1559
  6911. 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:31,708
  6912. You must be the fung family!
  6913.  
  6914. 1560
  6915. 01:10:31,708 --> 01:10:32,782
  6916. Huh?
  6917.  
  6918. 1561
  6919. 01:10:34,010 --> 01:10:35,007
  6920. I'm just messing!
  6921.  
  6922. 1562
  6923. 01:10:35,007 --> 01:10:36,197
  6924. You're the Griswolds, right?
  6925.  
  6926. 1563
  6927. 01:10:36,197 --> 01:10:37,732
  6928. Yes, that's right.
  6929.  
  6930. 1564
  6931. 01:10:37,732 --> 01:10:39,266
  6932. Right.
  6933.  
  6934. 1565
  6935. 01:10:39,266 --> 01:10:41,720
  6936. The little guy's face was like,
  6937. "fungs? Huh?!"
  6938.  
  6939. 1566
  6940. 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,018
  6941. Anyway, I'm Chad.
  6942. I'm gonna be your guide.
  6943.  
  6944. 1567
  6945. 01:10:46,055 --> 01:10:47,513
  6946. - Okay. Hi, Chad.
  6947. - All right.
  6948.  
  6949. 1568
  6950. 01:10:47,513 --> 01:10:49,547
  6951. Well you couldn't have come
  6952. on a better day.
  6953.  
  6954. 1569
  6955. 01:10:49,547 --> 01:10:51,042
  6956. I'm gonna get you all geared up.
  6957.  
  6958. 1570
  6959. 01:10:51,042 --> 01:10:53,037
  6960. And, guess what,
  6961. the river's running way high,
  6962.  
  6963. 1571
  6964. 01:10:53,076 --> 01:10:55,339
  6965. so I think we're in for
  6966. a pretty sweet ride, guys.
  6967.  
  6968. 1572
  6969. 01:10:55,339 --> 01:10:57,180
  6970. - Let's roll.
  6971. - All right.
  6972.  
  6973. 1573
  6974. 01:10:57,180 --> 01:10:58,791
  6975. Let's do this.
  6976.  
  6977. 1574
  6978. 01:10:58,791 --> 01:11:00,671
  6979. Okay, gang, joke time is over.
  6980.  
  6981. 1575
  6982. 01:11:00,671 --> 01:11:01,899
  6983. All right,
  6984. let's get serious for a second.
  6985.  
  6986. 1576
  6987. 01:11:01,899 --> 01:11:03,318
  6988. Let's go over a couple
  6989. safety procedures
  6990.  
  6991. 1577
  6992. 01:11:03,318 --> 01:11:04,814
  6993. before we hit the water.
  6994.  
  6995. 1578
  6996. 01:11:04,814 --> 01:11:06,656
  6997. First off...
  6998. Do any of you know this river?
  6999.  
  7000. 1579
  7001. 01:11:06,656 --> 01:11:08,688
  7002. 'Cause this is actually
  7003. my first time.
  7004.  
  7005. 1580
  7006. 01:11:10,261 --> 01:11:11,259
  7007. I'm kidding.
  7008.  
  7009. 1581
  7010. 01:11:12,793 --> 01:11:14,711
  7011. Been doing this
  7012. about three and a half years.
  7013.  
  7014. 1582
  7015. 01:11:14,749 --> 01:11:16,399
  7016. Know the river inside and out,
  7017. okay?
  7018.  
  7019. 1583
  7020. 01:11:16,399 --> 01:11:18,893
  7021. Uh, got my guide certificate
  7022. from a cracker Jack box.
  7023.  
  7024. 1584
  7025. 01:11:20,235 --> 01:11:22,000
  7026. That's a joke.
  7027. Guys, it's a joke.
  7028.  
  7029. 1585
  7030. 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,417
  7031. See the little kid's face?
  7032. He's all, "a cracker Jack box?"
  7033.  
  7034. 1586
  7035. 01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:27,217
  7036. A what?!"
  7037.  
  7038. 1587
  7039. 01:11:27,217 --> 01:11:29,097
  7040. All you gotta do is follow
  7041. my instructions out there.
  7042.  
  7043. 1588
  7044. 01:11:29,097 --> 01:11:31,475
  7045. And we got a 50-50 chance
  7046. of coming back alive.
  7047.  
  7048. 1589
  7049. 01:11:33,048 --> 01:11:34,697
  7050. I'm kidding, guys.
  7051.  
  7052. 1590
  7053. 01:11:34,697 --> 01:11:36,193
  7054. See the little kid's face,
  7055. he's all,
  7056.  
  7057. 1591
  7058. 01:11:36,193 --> 01:11:38,917
  7059. "I'm coming back alive!
  7060. I don't wanna die!"
  7061.  
  7062. 1592
  7063. 01:11:40,259 --> 01:11:42,062
  7064. Uh, sorry, hang on a second.
  7065.  
  7066. 1593
  7067. 01:11:42,062 --> 01:11:43,444
  7068. I-I'm getting a call
  7069. from my fiancée here.
  7070.  
  7071. 1594
  7072. 01:11:43,444 --> 01:11:45,093
  7073. Actually, just got engaged
  7074. two weeks ago,
  7075.  
  7076. 1595
  7077. 01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:46,743
  7078. so I think I'm gonna take this
  7079.  
  7080. 1596
  7081. 01:11:46,743 --> 01:11:48,623
  7082. or the river's not gonna be
  7083. the only hot water I'm in today.
  7084.  
  7085. 1597
  7086. 01:11:48,623 --> 01:11:52,075
  7087. River's actually very cold.
  7088.  
  7089. 1598
  7090. 01:11:52,075 --> 01:11:53,149
  7091. Hey, boo.
  7092.  
  7093. 1599
  7094. 01:11:54,108 --> 01:11:55,105
  7095. Wow.
  7096.  
  7097. 1600
  7098. 01:11:55,105 --> 01:11:56,103
  7099. This is awesome.
  7100.  
  7101. 1601
  7102. 01:11:56,103 --> 01:11:57,561
  7103. We're about to set sail
  7104.  
  7105. 1602
  7106. 01:11:57,561 --> 01:12:00,169
  7107. through one of America's
  7108. greatest aquatic treasures.
  7109.  
  7110. 1603
  7111. 01:12:00,169 --> 01:12:02,470
  7112. - Kevin, don't hit your brother.
  7113. - I didn't.
  7114.  
  7115. 1604
  7116. 01:12:03,775 --> 01:12:05,117
  7117. You heard what he said about
  7118.  
  7119. 1605
  7120. 01:12:05,117 --> 01:12:06,844
  7121. the aquatic treasures
  7122. and everything, right?
  7123.  
  7124. 1606
  7125. 01:12:06,844 --> 01:12:09,146
  7126. - Yeah.
  7127. - And you didn't wanna hit him?
  7128.  
  7129. 1607
  7130. 01:12:11,256 --> 01:12:13,135
  7131. - Hmm, well, that's progress.
  7132. - Wow.
  7133.  
  7134. 1608
  7135. 01:12:13,135 --> 01:12:16,895
  7136. I don't understand, though.
  7137. Like, what are you even saying?
  7138.  
  7139. 1609
  7140. 01:12:16,895 --> 01:12:18,390
  7141. But j-just like that?!
  7142.  
  7143. 1610
  7144. 01:12:18,390 --> 01:12:20,884
  7145. I-I love you! You love me!
  7146.  
  7147. 1611
  7148. 01:12:20,884 --> 01:12:22,456
  7149. Tanya, please!
  7150.  
  7151. 1612
  7152. 01:12:22,456 --> 01:12:24,375
  7153. Please, just let's think
  7154. about this for a second, honey.
  7155.  
  7156. 1613
  7157. 01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:25,564
  7158. You're all that I have
  7159. in this world!
  7160.  
  7161. 1614
  7162. 01:12:25,564 --> 01:12:28,901
  7163. Tanya, no, babe. No, Tanya! No!
  7164.  
  7165. 1615
  7166. 01:12:28,901 --> 01:12:31,472
  7167. Please don't hang up!
  7168. No! No! Goddamn it!
  7169.  
  7170. 1616
  7171. 01:12:51,765 --> 01:12:53,798
  7172. Who's ready to go on the river?
  7173.  
  7174. 1617
  7175. 01:12:53,798 --> 01:12:56,752
  7176. Um, are you okay, Chad?
  7177.  
  7178. 1618
  7179. 01:12:56,752 --> 01:12:58,478
  7180. Oh, yeah!
  7181.  
  7182. 1619
  7183. 01:12:58,478 --> 01:13:00,818
  7184. Turns out,
  7185. I'm not engaged anymore.
  7186.  
  7187. 1620
  7188. 01:13:00,818 --> 01:13:02,161
  7189. So...
  7190.  
  7191. 1621
  7192. 01:13:03,886 --> 01:13:05,651
  7193. All aboard.
  7194.  
  7195. 1622
  7196. 01:13:06,879 --> 01:13:08,413
  7197. I don't know about this, Russ.
  7198.  
  7199. 1623
  7200. 01:13:08,413 --> 01:13:12,020
  7201. Oh, come on. He's kidding.
  7202.  
  7203. 1624
  7204. 01:14:52,756 --> 01:14:54,098
  7205. What?
  7206.  
  7207. 1625
  7208. 01:14:54,098 --> 01:14:56,208
  7209. We're a day away
  7210. from walley world.
  7211.  
  7212. 1626
  7213. 01:14:56,208 --> 01:14:59,085
  7214. Dad, I don't think any of us
  7215. really care about Walley World.
  7216.  
  7217. 1627
  7218. 01:14:59,085 --> 01:15:00,389
  7219. The boys are right, Russ.
  7220.  
  7221. 1628
  7222. 01:15:00,389 --> 01:15:02,231
  7223. I mean,
  7224. we almost died back there.
  7225.  
  7226. 1629
  7227. 01:15:02,231 --> 01:15:04,686
  7228. I mean, isn't it time
  7229. that we just cut our losses?
  7230.  
  7231. 1630
  7232. 01:15:04,686 --> 01:15:07,908
  7233. I cannot believe
  7234. what I'm hearing.
  7235.  
  7236. 1631
  7237. 01:15:07,908 --> 01:15:09,826
  7238. I... oh. Oh, my God!
  7239.  
  7240. 1632
  7241. 01:15:10,939 --> 01:15:12,204
  7242. Huh? All right.
  7243.  
  7244. 1633
  7245. 01:15:12,204 --> 01:15:13,509
  7246. That has to be a sign, right?
  7247.  
  7248. 1634
  7249. 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,235
  7250. We were meant
  7251. to finish this trip.
  7252.  
  7253. 1635
  7254. 01:15:15,235 --> 01:15:17,690
  7255. Come on, guys,
  7256. everybody sing it with me.
  7257.  
  7258. 1636
  7259. 01:15:25,669 --> 01:15:27,011
  7260. - We're losing the station, Russ.
  7261. - We're not losing anything.
  7262.  
  7263. 1637
  7264. 01:15:27,011 --> 01:15:28,354
  7265. Yes, we are, just...
  7266.  
  7267. 1638
  7268. 01:15:28,354 --> 01:15:30,848
  7269. We just have to listen
  7270. a little harder!
  7271.  
  7272. 1639
  7273. 01:15:33,993 --> 01:15:34,991
  7274. Okay, no, no, no.
  7275.  
  7276. 1640
  7277. 01:15:34,991 --> 01:15:35,949
  7278. It's gone. It's gone.
  7279.  
  7280. 1641
  7281. 01:15:35,949 --> 01:15:37,407
  7282. - Just let it go!
  7283. - Fine!
  7284.  
  7285. 1642
  7286. 01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:39,748
  7287. Just thought
  7288. we could all sing seal together
  7289.  
  7290. 1643
  7291. 01:15:39,748 --> 01:15:41,014
  7292. like normal families do.
  7293.  
  7294. 1644
  7295. 01:15:41,014 --> 01:15:43,123
  7296. Ah, crap!
  7297.  
  7298. 1645
  7299. 01:15:43,123 --> 01:15:44,198
  7300. Now what?
  7301.  
  7302. 1646
  7303. 01:15:44,198 --> 01:15:45,233
  7304. We're almost out of gas.
  7305.  
  7306. 1647
  7307. 01:15:45,233 --> 01:15:47,535
  7308. Oh, my God.
  7309.  
  7310. 1648
  7311. 01:15:47,535 --> 01:15:49,185
  7312. It's all right.
  7313.  
  7314. 1649
  7315. 01:15:49,185 --> 01:15:51,448
  7316. I'm sure we will find
  7317. a place to fill up around here
  7318.  
  7319. 1650
  7320. 01:15:51,448 --> 01:15:52,675
  7321. before we run out.
  7322.  
  7323. 1651
  7324. 01:15:54,171 --> 01:15:58,353
  7325. Ugh. Man. No signal at all.
  7326.  
  7327. 1652
  7328. 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:02,150
  7329. Wonder if the prancer
  7330. has roadside assistance.
  7331.  
  7332. 1653
  7333. 01:16:02,150 --> 01:16:05,181
  7334. How would we even call them?
  7335.  
  7336. 1654
  7337. 01:16:05,181 --> 01:16:06,677
  7338. Maybe it's one of the buttons
  7339. on the fob.
  7340.  
  7341. 1655
  7342. 01:16:06,677 --> 01:16:08,710
  7343. Seriously? You're gonna keep
  7344. pressing buttons?
  7345.  
  7346. 1656
  7347. 01:16:08,710 --> 01:16:10,513
  7348. Well,
  7349. we never tried the top hat.
  7350.  
  7351. 1657
  7352. 01:16:10,513 --> 01:16:11,894
  7353. Oh, geez.
  7354.  
  7355. 1658
  7356. 01:16:12,892 --> 01:16:14,043
  7357. Oh, my God!
  7358.  
  7359. 1659
  7360. 01:16:15,692 --> 01:16:17,303
  7361. Well, now we know
  7362. what the top hat does.
  7363.  
  7364. 1660
  7365. 01:16:18,569 --> 01:16:20,257
  7366. I'm not gonna do the swastika.
  7367.  
  7368. 1661
  7369. 01:16:20,257 --> 01:16:22,942
  7370. All that's left is the muffin.
  7371.  
  7372. 1662
  7373. 01:16:24,745 --> 01:16:26,088
  7374. Come on, muffin.
  7375.  
  7376. 1663
  7377. 01:16:28,812 --> 01:16:30,001
  7378. - What?
  7379. - It started!
  7380.  
  7381. 1664
  7382. 01:16:30,001 --> 01:16:31,497
  7383. - Yes!
  7384. - All right!
  7385.  
  7386. 1665
  7387. 01:16:31,497 --> 01:16:34,029
  7388. Oh! Must be the extra gas tank.
  7389.  
  7390. 1666
  7391. 01:16:34,029 --> 01:16:35,333
  7392. - Right?
  7393. - Oh! The muffin!
  7394.  
  7395. 1667
  7396. 01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:37,174
  7397. Dad to the rescue!
  7398.  
  7399. 1668
  7400. 01:16:37,174 --> 01:16:38,823
  7401. - Thank God.
  7402. - Wait, where's it going?
  7403.  
  7404. 1669
  7405. 01:16:38,823 --> 01:16:40,166
  7406. Wait! Wait a minute!
  7407.  
  7408. 1670
  7409. 01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:42,085
  7410. Make it... Make it stop!
  7411.  
  7412. 1671
  7413. 01:16:42,085 --> 01:16:44,463
  7414. I don't know how!
  7415. I'll hit the muffin again!
  7416.  
  7417. 1672
  7418. 01:17:04,948 --> 01:17:06,405
  7419. All right. We can handle this.
  7420.  
  7421. 1673
  7422. 01:17:06,405 --> 01:17:08,400
  7423. Oh, no, no, no.
  7424. Please don't say that.
  7425.  
  7426. 1674
  7427. 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,200
  7428. Do not say that we can
  7429. handle this, Russ.
  7430.  
  7431. 1675
  7432. 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,389
  7433. - Okay?
  7434. - We can.
  7435.  
  7436. 1676
  7437. 01:17:12,389 --> 01:17:14,499
  7438. No, we can't! We can't!
  7439.  
  7440. 1677
  7441. 01:17:14,499 --> 01:17:17,108
  7442. From the moment we left
  7443. for this trip,
  7444.  
  7445. 1678
  7446. 01:17:17,108 --> 01:17:18,604
  7447. nothing has gone right.
  7448.  
  7449. 1679
  7450. 01:17:18,604 --> 01:17:21,021
  7451. Can you please just admit
  7452. that this was a mistake?
  7453.  
  7454. 1680
  7455. 01:17:22,670 --> 01:17:24,397
  7456. But it wasn't. Right?
  7457.  
  7458. 1681
  7459. 01:17:24,397 --> 01:17:25,432
  7460. We all wanted to go.
  7461.  
  7462. 1682
  7463. 01:17:25,432 --> 01:17:26,506
  7464. - I didn't.
  7465. - Me neither.
  7466.  
  7467. 1683
  7468. 01:17:26,506 --> 01:17:27,811
  7469. No. Me neither.
  7470.  
  7471. 1684
  7472. 01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:28,924
  7473. You wanted to go.
  7474.  
  7475. 1685
  7476. 01:17:28,924 --> 01:17:30,265
  7477. All right, I think tempers
  7478.  
  7479. 1686
  7480. 01:17:30,304 --> 01:17:32,030
  7481. are getting a little hot
  7482. right now.
  7483.  
  7484. 1687
  7485. 01:17:32,030 --> 01:17:33,143
  7486. We just have to, uh...
  7487.  
  7488. 1688
  7489. 01:17:34,255 --> 01:17:36,327
  7490. We just all have to...
  7491.  
  7492. 1689
  7493. 01:17:38,744 --> 01:17:40,355
  7494. Fuck me!
  7495.  
  7496. 1690
  7497. 01:17:40,355 --> 01:17:41,774
  7498. I give up!
  7499.  
  7500. 1691
  7501. 01:17:41,774 --> 01:17:43,462
  7502. All I wanted to do
  7503. was take my fuckin' family
  7504.  
  7505. 1692
  7506. 01:17:43,462 --> 01:17:45,265
  7507. on a fuckin' trip
  7508. to walley world
  7509.  
  7510. 1693
  7511. 01:17:45,265 --> 01:17:47,106
  7512. and ride
  7513. the fucking velociraptor!
  7514.  
  7515. 1694
  7516. 01:17:47,106 --> 01:17:50,290
  7517. Ow! There's a rock in that.
  7518.  
  7519. 1695
  7520. 01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:53,743
  7521. I guess I'm the asshole
  7522.  
  7523. 1696
  7524. 01:17:53,743 --> 01:17:55,584
  7525. for trying to bring my family
  7526. closer together, right?
  7527.  
  7528. 1697
  7529. 01:17:55,584 --> 01:17:56,812
  7530. What do I get?
  7531.  
  7532. 1698
  7533. 01:17:56,812 --> 01:17:58,039
  7534. Kids who don't wanna be with me,
  7535.  
  7536. 1699
  7537. 01:17:58,039 --> 01:17:59,190
  7538. and a wife who's miserable.
  7539.  
  7540. 1700
  7541. 01:17:59,190 --> 01:18:00,955
  7542. - Russ.
  7543. - Oh, come on, Debbie.
  7544.  
  7545. 1701
  7546. 01:18:00,955 --> 01:18:03,141
  7547. You know it's true.
  7548. You think you settled for me.
  7549.  
  7550. 1702
  7551. 01:18:03,141 --> 01:18:05,443
  7552. You think I'm a loser
  7553. regional pilot.
  7554.  
  7555. 1703
  7556. 01:18:05,443 --> 01:18:07,016
  7557. Well, guess what?
  7558.  
  7559. 1704
  7560. 01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:09,739
  7561. I get offers from international
  7562. carriers all the time,
  7563.  
  7564. 1705
  7565. 01:18:09,739 --> 01:18:10,928
  7566. and I turn them down.
  7567.  
  7568. 1706
  7569. 01:18:10,928 --> 01:18:12,080
  7570. Why?
  7571.  
  7572. 1707
  7573. 01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:13,422
  7574. Because I don't wanna be away
  7575.  
  7576. 1708
  7577. 01:18:13,422 --> 01:18:14,879
  7578. from you and the kids that long.
  7579.  
  7580. 1709
  7581. 01:18:14,879 --> 01:18:16,452
  7582. I'm an idiot!
  7583.  
  7584. 1710
  7585. 01:18:16,452 --> 01:18:18,601
  7586. I should take one of those jobs
  7587.  
  7588. 1711
  7589. 01:18:18,601 --> 01:18:21,171
  7590. and fly off
  7591. to the Pyramids of Zambezi
  7592.  
  7593. 1712
  7594. 01:18:21,171 --> 01:18:24,853
  7595. and the lost gardens
  7596. of wherever the fuck!
  7597.  
  7598. 1713
  7599. 01:18:24,853 --> 01:18:26,772
  7600. Just forget it.
  7601.  
  7602. 1714
  7603. 01:18:26,772 --> 01:18:30,071
  7604. Forget this whole, stupid trip.
  7605.  
  7606. 1715
  7607. 01:18:30,071 --> 01:18:31,759
  7608. You people are on your own.
  7609.  
  7610. 1716
  7611. 01:18:31,759 --> 01:18:34,176
  7612. I'm sure you'll find
  7613. a better husband and father.
  7614.  
  7615. 1717
  7616. 01:18:34,176 --> 01:18:37,359
  7617. A cowboy with a huge six-pack
  7618.  
  7619. 1718
  7620. 01:18:37,359 --> 01:18:42,462
  7621. who will take you to Paris
  7622. and wrestling and... to books.
  7623.  
  7624. 1719
  7625. 01:18:42,462 --> 01:18:44,034
  7626. What...
  7627.  
  7628. 1720
  7629. 01:18:45,146 --> 01:18:46,259
  7630. Wait, where are you going?
  7631.  
  7632. 1721
  7633. 01:18:46,259 --> 01:18:48,790
  7634. Fuck if I know!
  7635.  
  7636. 1722
  7637. 01:18:48,790 --> 01:18:51,246
  7638. Ow! God!
  7639.  
  7640. 1723
  7641. 01:18:51,284 --> 01:18:54,353
  7642. These tumbleweeds are all filled
  7643. with things that are hard!
  7644.  
  7645. 1724
  7646. 01:19:02,754 --> 01:19:03,790
  7647. What the...
  7648.  
  7649. 1725
  7650. 01:19:11,155 --> 01:19:13,189
  7651. Oh, no.
  7652.  
  7653. 1726
  7654. 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,258
  7655. Help.
  7656.  
  7657. 1727
  7658. 01:19:16,258 --> 01:19:18,022
  7659. Help!
  7660.  
  7661. 1728
  7662. 01:19:18,022 --> 01:19:19,595
  7663. Help!
  7664.  
  7665. 1729
  7666. 01:19:19,595 --> 01:19:21,589
  7667. Help!
  7668.  
  7669. 1730
  7670. 01:19:21,589 --> 01:19:22,625
  7671. Stop!
  7672.  
  7673. 1731
  7674. 01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:24,351
  7675. Come on. Go, go, go!
  7676.  
  7677. 1732
  7678. 01:19:24,812 --> 01:19:26,423
  7679. Help!
  7680.  
  7681. 1733
  7682. 01:19:28,533 --> 01:19:31,026
  7683. No!
  7684.  
  7685. 1734
  7686. 01:19:31,026 --> 01:19:33,519
  7687. Help!
  7688.  
  7689. 1735
  7690. 01:19:44,184 --> 01:19:46,371
  7691. Don't you kill him! Dad!
  7692.  
  7693. 1736
  7694. 01:19:46,371 --> 01:19:47,713
  7695. I'm so sorry.
  7696.  
  7697. 1737
  7698. 01:19:47,713 --> 01:19:50,130
  7699. When I called you a pedophile,
  7700. I was...
  7701.  
  7702. 1738
  7703. 01:19:50,130 --> 01:19:51,511
  7704. No! No, no, no, no!
  7705.  
  7706. 1739
  7707. 01:19:51,511 --> 01:19:55,194
  7708. No! Not...
  7709. Not in front of my family!
  7710.  
  7711. 1740
  7712. 01:19:55,194 --> 01:19:57,803
  7713. Your wife left this
  7714. in a truck stop in Missouri.
  7715.  
  7716. 1741
  7717. 01:19:57,803 --> 01:20:00,219
  7718. Thought you might want it back.
  7719.  
  7720. 1742
  7721. 01:20:00,219 --> 01:20:02,060
  7722. Oh, my God.
  7723.  
  7724. 1743
  7725. 01:20:02,060 --> 01:20:03,710
  7726. Wait! Wait!
  7727.  
  7728. 1744
  7729. 01:20:03,710 --> 01:20:07,200
  7730. Is that my ring?
  7731.  
  7732. 1745
  7733. 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,771
  7734. This man's been trying to
  7735. return it to us the whole time.
  7736.  
  7737. 1746
  7738. 01:20:11,190 --> 01:20:13,300
  7739. I don't know
  7740. how I could ever thank you.
  7741.  
  7742. 1747
  7743. 01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:15,142
  7744. No thanks necessary.
  7745.  
  7746. 1748
  7747. 01:20:15,142 --> 01:20:16,753
  7748. It was on my way.
  7749.  
  7750. 1749
  7751. 01:20:16,753 --> 01:20:18,824
  7752. So you're not a rapist?
  7753.  
  7754. 1750
  7755. 01:20:23,389 --> 01:20:26,266
  7756. Looks like your car's
  7757. pretty messed up.
  7758.  
  7759. 1751
  7760. 01:20:26,266 --> 01:20:27,877
  7761. Where you headed?
  7762.  
  7763. 1752
  7764. 01:20:27,877 --> 01:20:31,906
  7765. Um...
  7766.  
  7767. 1753
  7768. 01:20:31,906 --> 01:20:33,516
  7769. Home, I guess.
  7770.  
  7771. 1754
  7772. 01:20:33,516 --> 01:20:36,048
  7773. Well, I can take you
  7774. as far as San Francisco.
  7775.  
  7776. 1755
  7777. 01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:37,506
  7778. Will that help?
  7779.  
  7780. 1756
  7781. 01:20:38,734 --> 01:20:41,841
  7782. Yeah. Yeah, th-that'll work.
  7783.  
  7784. 1757
  7785. 01:20:41,841 --> 01:20:44,411
  7786. Thank you.
  7787. All right, come on, guys.
  7788.  
  7789. 1758
  7790. 01:20:44,411 --> 01:20:45,485
  7791. Thank you.
  7792.  
  7793. 1759
  7794. 01:20:49,130 --> 01:20:50,242
  7795. He still didn't answer me.
  7796.  
  7797. 1760
  7798. 01:20:50,242 --> 01:20:52,429
  7799. Oh, Kevin.
  7800.  
  7801. 1761
  7802. 01:21:07,619 --> 01:21:10,381
  7803. Well, thanks for the ride.
  7804. Really appreciate it.
  7805.  
  7806. 1762
  7807. 01:21:10,381 --> 01:21:12,261
  7808. Hey, you know, you never told us
  7809.  
  7810. 1763
  7811. 01:21:12,261 --> 01:21:13,527
  7812. why you keep that Teddy bear
  7813. on the front of your truck.
  7814.  
  7815. 1764
  7816. 01:21:13,527 --> 01:21:15,023
  7817. Oh, yeah.
  7818.  
  7819. 1765
  7820. 01:21:15,023 --> 01:21:16,787
  7821. Oh, it makes the kids
  7822. feel more comfortable.
  7823.  
  7824. 1766
  7825. 01:21:16,787 --> 01:21:18,476
  7826. Oh, yeah? You... you have kids?
  7827.  
  7828. 1767
  7829. 01:21:18,476 --> 01:21:20,547
  7830. Nope.
  7831.  
  7832. 1768
  7833. 01:21:20,547 --> 01:21:21,544
  7834. Right. Take care.
  7835.  
  7836. 1769
  7837. 01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:29,908
  7838. Well, I guess that's that.
  7839.  
  7840. 1770
  7841. 01:21:29,908 --> 01:21:31,097
  7842. Yeah.
  7843.  
  7844. 1771
  7845. 01:21:31,097 --> 01:21:32,785
  7846. We'll get a flight home
  7847. tomorrow.
  7848.  
  7849. 1772
  7850. 01:21:32,785 --> 01:21:34,395
  7851. Do not stay here!
  7852.  
  7853. 1773
  7854. 01:21:34,395 --> 01:21:36,084
  7855. It's the worst bed and breakfast
  7856. we've ever been to!
  7857.  
  7858. 1774
  7859. 01:21:36,084 --> 01:21:37,771
  7860. They oughta
  7861. shut this place down!
  7862.  
  7863. 1775
  7864. 01:21:37,771 --> 01:21:39,881
  7865. The owner is a lunatic!
  7866.  
  7867. 1776
  7868. 01:21:39,881 --> 01:21:42,221
  7869. You all come back now, ya hear?
  7870.  
  7871. 1777
  7872. 01:21:42,221 --> 01:21:44,485
  7873. Hey!
  7874.  
  7875. 1778
  7876. 01:21:44,485 --> 01:21:46,134
  7877. Look who made it!
  7878.  
  7879. 1779
  7880. 01:21:46,134 --> 01:21:47,284
  7881. Ellen!
  7882.  
  7883. 1780
  7884. 01:21:47,284 --> 01:21:48,282
  7885. Oh, there you are. They're here!
  7886.  
  7887. 1781
  7888. 01:21:48,282 --> 01:21:49,433
  7889. Hi, Dad.
  7890.  
  7891. 1782
  7892. 01:21:49,433 --> 01:21:51,696
  7893. We were so happy
  7894. to get that call.
  7895.  
  7896. 1783
  7897. 01:21:51,696 --> 01:21:53,115
  7898. How was your trip?
  7899.  
  7900. 1784
  7901. 01:21:53,115 --> 01:21:55,648
  7902. - Well, it's a long story.
  7903. - Give me a hug.
  7904.  
  7905. 1785
  7906. 01:21:55,648 --> 01:21:57,987
  7907. - Hi, Grandpa.
  7908. - Come here, you two.
  7909.  
  7910. 1786
  7911. 01:21:57,987 --> 01:21:59,407
  7912. Oh, my gosh!
  7913.  
  7914. 1787
  7915. 01:21:59,407 --> 01:22:00,519
  7916. You're Gettin' so big!
  7917.  
  7918. 1788
  7919. 01:22:00,519 --> 01:22:02,131
  7920. Hey, come on, let's go inside.
  7921.  
  7922. 1789
  7923. 01:22:02,169 --> 01:22:04,547
  7924. - Grandpa, you don't have to.
  7925. - No, I can do it. Really.
  7926.  
  7927. 1790
  7928. 01:22:04,547 --> 01:22:05,851
  7929. - Oh, Russ.
  7930. - Clark.
  7931.  
  7932. 1791
  7933. 01:22:05,851 --> 01:22:07,424
  7934. Oh, no. I got this.
  7935.  
  7936. 1792
  7937. 01:22:07,424 --> 01:22:08,613
  7938. I'm fine.
  7939.  
  7940. 1793
  7941. 01:22:08,613 --> 01:22:11,145
  7942. Ow. This really hurts.
  7943.  
  7944. 1794
  7945. 01:22:11,145 --> 01:22:13,064
  7946. And that's when
  7947. the muffin made the car explode.
  7948.  
  7949. 1795
  7950. 01:22:13,064 --> 01:22:14,483
  7951. But it didn't really matter
  7952.  
  7953. 1796
  7954. 01:22:14,483 --> 01:22:15,787
  7955. because our luggage
  7956. and all of our stuff
  7957.  
  7958. 1797
  7959. 01:22:15,787 --> 01:22:17,168
  7960. had already been stolen
  7961.  
  7962. 1798
  7963. 01:22:17,168 --> 01:22:18,434
  7964. by the guy with the rat
  7965. on his shoulder.
  7966.  
  7967. 1799
  7968. 01:22:18,434 --> 01:22:20,122
  7969. They even took my guitar.
  7970.  
  7971. 1800
  7972. 01:22:20,122 --> 01:22:22,117
  7973. Oh, James, that's terrible.
  7974.  
  7975. 1801
  7976. 01:22:22,117 --> 01:22:23,612
  7977. A musician without
  7978. his instrument
  7979.  
  7980. 1802
  7981. 01:22:23,612 --> 01:22:27,794
  7982. is as bad as a shoemaker
  7983. without a toilet seat.
  7984.  
  7985. 1803
  7986. 01:22:27,794 --> 01:22:30,019
  7987. I may have something for you.
  7988.  
  7989. 1804
  7990. 01:22:42,026 --> 01:22:43,446
  7991. It's very fragile. Look.
  7992.  
  7993. 1805
  7994. 01:22:43,446 --> 01:22:45,747
  7995. - You take care of that.
  7996. - Wow, Grandpa.
  7997.  
  7998. 1806
  7999. 01:22:45,747 --> 01:22:47,588
  8000. Thank you so much.
  8001.  
  8002. 1807
  8003. 01:22:47,588 --> 01:22:49,276
  8004. - Cool!
  8005. - Yeah!
  8006.  
  8007. 1808
  8008. 01:22:49,276 --> 01:22:50,465
  8009. Doesn't look like much,
  8010.  
  8011. 1809
  8012. 01:22:50,465 --> 01:22:52,268
  8013. but that's
  8014. a very special guitar.
  8015.  
  8016. 1810
  8017. 01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:54,109
  8018. It was given to me
  8019. by Bob Dillon.
  8020.  
  8021. 1811
  8022. 01:22:54,109 --> 01:22:55,337
  8023. The Bob Dylan?
  8024.  
  8025. 1812
  8026. 01:22:55,337 --> 01:22:57,140
  8027. No. A Bob Dillon.
  8028.  
  8029. 1813
  8030. 01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:58,406
  8031. D-I-L-L-O-N.
  8032.  
  8033. 1814
  8034. 01:22:58,406 --> 01:23:01,245
  8035. An accountant friend of mine.
  8036.  
  8037. 1815
  8038. 01:23:01,245 --> 01:23:03,469
  8039. But it was given to him
  8040. by Jimmy Hendricks.
  8041.  
  8042. 1816
  8043. 01:23:03,469 --> 01:23:05,042
  8044. The Jimi Hendrix?
  8045.  
  8046. 1817
  8047. 01:23:05,042 --> 01:23:06,846
  8048. No.
  8049.  
  8050. 1818
  8051. 01:23:06,846 --> 01:23:08,764
  8052. So how's
  8053. the b-and-b business going?
  8054.  
  8055. 1819
  8056. 01:23:08,764 --> 01:23:11,411
  8057. We love it, are you kidding?
  8058. It's a great fit for us.
  8059.  
  8060. 1820
  8061. 01:23:11,411 --> 01:23:12,638
  8062. We love visitors.
  8063.  
  8064. 1821
  8065. 01:23:12,638 --> 01:23:15,132
  8066. We love having people around
  8067. to care for.
  8068.  
  8069. 1822
  8070. 01:23:15,132 --> 01:23:16,436
  8071. We're people people.
  8072.  
  8073. 1823
  8074. 01:23:16,436 --> 01:23:17,625
  8075. Hey, guys.
  8076. You mind if we join you?
  8077.  
  8078. 1824
  8079. 01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:19,582
  8080. We're occupied right now.
  8081. Beat it.
  8082.  
  8083. 1825
  8084. 01:23:22,266 --> 01:23:23,955
  8085. Hmm. All right, guys,
  8086. it's gettin' late.
  8087.  
  8088. 1826
  8089. 01:23:23,955 --> 01:23:25,450
  8090. Why don't you go to bed, okay?
  8091.  
  8092. 1827
  8093. 01:23:25,450 --> 01:23:26,908
  8094. - Okay, Mom.
  8095. - Yeah. I'll run you upstairs.
  8096.  
  8097. 1828
  8098. 01:23:26,908 --> 01:23:28,059
  8099. Good night, Grandma and Grandpa.
  8100.  
  8101. 1829
  8102. 01:23:28,059 --> 01:23:29,517
  8103. - Nighty-night.
  8104. - Thank you.
  8105.  
  8106. 1830
  8107. 01:23:29,517 --> 01:23:32,125
  8108. Sleep tight.
  8109.  
  8110. 1831
  8111. 01:23:32,164 --> 01:23:34,581
  8112. Well, you've certainly
  8113. had an adventure.
  8114.  
  8115. 1832
  8116. 01:23:34,581 --> 01:23:35,924
  8117. Well, yes.
  8118.  
  8119. 1833
  8120. 01:23:35,924 --> 01:23:37,880
  8121. "Adventure"
  8122. is one way to put it.
  8123.  
  8124. 1834
  8125. 01:23:38,608 --> 01:23:39,606
  8126. How's Audrey?
  8127.  
  8128. 1835
  8129. 01:23:39,606 --> 01:23:41,140
  8130. Oh, she's great.
  8131.  
  8132. 1836
  8133. 01:23:41,179 --> 01:23:43,902
  8134. Yeah, she and Stone,
  8135. they seem to be very happy.
  8136.  
  8137. 1837
  8138. 01:23:43,902 --> 01:23:45,322
  8139. Key word there is "seem."
  8140.  
  8141. 1838
  8142. 01:23:45,322 --> 01:23:46,434
  8143. What do you mean?
  8144.  
  8145. 1839
  8146. 01:23:46,434 --> 01:23:48,007
  8147. Their marriage is a sham.
  8148.  
  8149. 1840
  8150. 01:23:48,007 --> 01:23:49,350
  8151. What?
  8152.  
  8153. 1841
  8154. 01:23:49,350 --> 01:23:50,692
  8155. Well, they sleep around
  8156. on each other.
  8157.  
  8158. 1842
  8159. 01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:52,073
  8160. Been doin' it for years.
  8161.  
  8162. 1843
  8163. 01:23:52,073 --> 01:23:53,685
  8164. Oh, my gosh.
  8165.  
  8166. 1844
  8167. 01:23:53,685 --> 01:23:57,060
  8168. I just wish Audrey had found
  8169. a more solid marriage
  8170.  
  8171. 1845
  8172. 01:23:57,060 --> 01:23:58,557
  8173. like you and Rusty.
  8174.  
  8175. 1846
  8176. 01:24:12,980 --> 01:24:14,744
  8177. Hey, Russ, can we talk?
  8178.  
  8179. 1847
  8180. 01:24:16,970 --> 01:24:19,808
  8181. I knew we had some problems.
  8182.  
  8183. 1848
  8184. 01:24:19,808 --> 01:24:21,305
  8185. Is it this bad?
  8186.  
  8187. 1849
  8188. 01:24:21,305 --> 01:24:23,952
  8189. Is our marriage dying?
  8190.  
  8191. 1850
  8192. 01:24:23,952 --> 01:24:25,409
  8193. No.
  8194.  
  8195. 1851
  8196. 01:24:25,409 --> 01:24:28,478
  8197. No, a marriage only dies
  8198. when you stop trying.
  8199.  
  8200. 1852
  8201. 01:24:28,478 --> 01:24:32,122
  8202. And you have never
  8203. stopped trying.
  8204.  
  8205. 1853
  8206. 01:24:32,122 --> 01:24:35,000
  8207. I just think maybe I did.
  8208.  
  8209. 1854
  8210. 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,262
  8211. What do you mean?
  8212.  
  8213. 1855
  8214. 01:24:37,262 --> 01:24:39,487
  8215. I've only been thinking
  8216. about myself, you know?
  8217.  
  8218. 1856
  8219. 01:24:39,487 --> 01:24:41,060
  8220. I wanted to change the routine,
  8221.  
  8222. 1857
  8223. 01:24:41,060 --> 01:24:42,978
  8224. and I want to go on
  8225. exotic trips and...
  8226.  
  8227. 1858
  8228. 01:24:42,978 --> 01:24:46,968
  8229. Yeah, there's nothing wrong
  8230. with that.
  8231.  
  8232. 1859
  8233. 01:24:46,968 --> 01:24:49,308
  8234. I was crazy to think
  8235. I could make us closer
  8236.  
  8237. 1860
  8238. 01:24:49,308 --> 01:24:51,187
  8239. by locking us in a car
  8240. for a week.
  8241.  
  8242. 1861
  8243. 01:24:51,187 --> 01:24:53,528
  8244. No, but you were doing that
  8245. for us.
  8246.  
  8247. 1862
  8248. 01:24:53,528 --> 01:24:55,522
  8249. You have been trying so hard
  8250.  
  8251. 1863
  8252. 01:24:55,561 --> 01:24:58,668
  8253. to make this trip memorable
  8254. for me and the kids, and...
  8255.  
  8256. 1864
  8257. 01:24:58,668 --> 01:25:00,164
  8258. And I didn't appreciate that.
  8259.  
  8260. 1865
  8261. 01:25:00,164 --> 01:25:01,622
  8262. But why would you?
  8263.  
  8264. 1866
  8265. 01:25:01,622 --> 01:25:05,228
  8266. I mean, I've put you
  8267. through some serious shit.
  8268.  
  8269. 1867
  8270. 01:25:05,228 --> 01:25:07,759
  8271. Literally,
  8272. a pool of shit in Arkansas.
  8273.  
  8274. 1868
  8275. 01:25:10,521 --> 01:25:12,670
  8276. You deserve better.
  8277.  
  8278. 1869
  8279. 01:25:12,670 --> 01:25:15,815
  8280. What, better than you?
  8281.  
  8282. 1870
  8283. 01:25:15,815 --> 01:25:18,386
  8284. How many men
  8285. would sacrifice their careers
  8286.  
  8287. 1871
  8288. 01:25:18,386 --> 01:25:20,342
  8289. for their family like you have?
  8290.  
  8291. 1872
  8292. 01:25:20,342 --> 01:25:23,334
  8293. Oh, I didn't sacrifice anything.
  8294.  
  8295. 1873
  8296. 01:25:23,334 --> 01:25:25,828
  8297. I have everything
  8298. I've ever wanted.
  8299.  
  8300. 1874
  8301. 01:25:38,103 --> 01:25:39,446
  8302. Debbie.
  8303.  
  8304. 1875
  8305. 01:25:39,446 --> 01:25:40,712
  8306. Yeah?
  8307.  
  8308. 1876
  8309. 01:25:40,712 --> 01:25:43,359
  8310. Will you continue to be my wife?
  8311.  
  8312. 1877
  8313. 01:25:43,359 --> 01:25:45,391
  8314. I was wondering when you were
  8315. gonna give that back to me.
  8316.  
  8317. 1878
  8318. 01:25:45,391 --> 01:25:47,808
  8319. I was wondering
  8320. if you still wanted it.
  8321.  
  8322. 1879
  8323. 01:25:47,808 --> 01:25:50,111
  8324. I do.
  8325.  
  8326. 1880
  8327. 01:25:56,900 --> 01:25:58,128
  8328. Wait a minute.
  8329.  
  8330. 1881
  8331. 01:25:58,128 --> 01:25:59,547
  8332. Are we gonna do this?
  8333.  
  8334. 1882
  8335. 01:25:59,547 --> 01:26:00,774
  8336. Oh, yeah.
  8337.  
  8338. 1883
  8339. 01:26:00,774 --> 01:26:02,079
  8340. I'm gonna pound the shit
  8341. out of you.
  8342.  
  8343. 1884
  8344. 01:26:02,079 --> 01:26:03,230
  8345. - Russ!
  8346. - What?
  8347.  
  8348. 1885
  8349. 01:26:03,230 --> 01:26:05,033
  8350. Lock the door.
  8351.  
  8352. 1886
  8353. 01:26:05,033 --> 01:26:07,871
  8354. I'm gonna lock the shit
  8355. out of that door.
  8356.  
  8357. 1887
  8358. 01:26:10,442 --> 01:26:11,899
  8359. Hey, Dad.
  8360.  
  8361. 1888
  8362. 01:26:11,899 --> 01:26:13,702
  8363. Morning, Rusty.
  8364.  
  8365. 1889
  8366. 01:26:13,702 --> 01:26:16,310
  8367. You think you could drive us
  8368. to the airport this afternoon?
  8369.  
  8370. 1890
  8371. 01:26:16,310 --> 01:26:18,267
  8372. There's a flight
  8373. back to Chicago at 4:00.
  8374.  
  8375. 1891
  8376. 01:26:18,267 --> 01:26:19,610
  8377. Chicago?
  8378.  
  8379. 1892
  8380. 01:26:19,610 --> 01:26:21,182
  8381. What about Walley World?
  8382.  
  8383. 1893
  8384. 01:26:21,182 --> 01:26:24,750
  8385. Oh, no.
  8386. We, uh... we've had enough.
  8387.  
  8388. 1894
  8389. 01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:26,208
  8390. This trip's been a nightmare.
  8391.  
  8392. 1895
  8393. 01:26:26,208 --> 01:26:28,740
  8394. Well, that's what
  8395. family vacations are.
  8396.  
  8397. 1896
  8398. 01:26:28,740 --> 01:26:30,696
  8399. But you can't give up, Russ.
  8400.  
  8401. 1897
  8402. 01:26:30,696 --> 01:26:32,154
  8403. Well, why not?
  8404.  
  8405. 1898
  8406. 01:26:32,154 --> 01:26:34,877
  8407. I mean, they always say
  8408. "it's not the destination,
  8409.  
  8410. 1899
  8411. 01:26:34,877 --> 01:26:36,412
  8412. "it's the journey," right?
  8413.  
  8414. 1900
  8415. 01:26:36,412 --> 01:26:38,061
  8416. The journey sucks.
  8417.  
  8418. 1901
  8419. 01:26:38,061 --> 01:26:40,785
  8420. That's what makes you
  8421. appreciate the destination.
  8422.  
  8423. 1902
  8424. 01:26:40,785 --> 01:26:43,278
  8425. You had a dream to take
  8426. your family to walley world.
  8427.  
  8428. 1903
  8429. 01:26:43,278 --> 01:26:45,235
  8430. Never let that go.
  8431.  
  8432. 1904
  8433. 01:26:45,235 --> 01:26:47,268
  8434. I know I didn't.
  8435.  
  8436. 1905
  8437. 01:26:50,874 --> 01:26:53,214
  8438. Well, how would
  8439. we even get to Walley World?
  8440.  
  8441. 1906
  8442. 01:26:53,214 --> 01:26:54,289
  8443. We don't have a car.
  8444.  
  8445. 1907
  8446. 01:26:54,289 --> 01:26:57,127
  8447. Hey, come on.
  8448.  
  8449. 1908
  8450. 01:26:57,127 --> 01:26:59,390
  8451. You leave that to me.
  8452.  
  8453. 1909
  8454. 01:27:09,978 --> 01:27:12,126
  8455. Oops. Wrong door.
  8456.  
  8457. 1910
  8458. 01:27:26,627 --> 01:27:29,197
  8459. Could I, uh, take the Nissan?
  8460.  
  8461. 1911
  8462. 01:27:29,197 --> 01:27:31,652
  8463. No. No.
  8464.  
  8465. 1912
  8466. 01:27:43,121 --> 01:27:45,615
  8467. Wait, Dad, I thought
  8468. we were going to the airport.
  8469.  
  8470. 1913
  8471. 01:27:45,615 --> 01:27:47,341
  8472. Boys, when your father
  8473. makes you a promise,
  8474.  
  8475. 1914
  8476. 01:27:47,341 --> 01:27:48,608
  8477. he keeps it.
  8478.  
  8479. 1915
  8480. 01:27:48,608 --> 01:27:50,679
  8481. - That's not right.
  8482. - This sucks.
  8483.  
  8484. 1916
  8485. 01:28:10,473 --> 01:28:11,624
  8486. Wow.
  8487.  
  8488. 1917
  8489. 01:28:11,624 --> 01:28:14,194
  8490. This place is huge.
  8491.  
  8492. 1918
  8493. 01:28:14,194 --> 01:28:15,997
  8494. This is dope as fuck.
  8495.  
  8496. 1919
  8497. 01:28:15,997 --> 01:28:17,302
  8498. - Kevin.
  8499. - Kevin.
  8500.  
  8501. 1920
  8502. 01:28:17,302 --> 01:28:20,255
  8503. Told you you guys
  8504. would love it, right?
  8505.  
  8506. 1921
  8507. 01:28:20,294 --> 01:28:22,710
  8508. Hey, Dad.
  8509.  
  8510. 1922
  8511. 01:28:22,710 --> 01:28:24,705
  8512. It really is dope as fuck.
  8513.  
  8514. 1923
  8515. 01:28:24,705 --> 01:28:25,779
  8516. I know, right?
  8517.  
  8518. 1924
  8519. 01:28:25,779 --> 01:28:27,391
  8520. - Guys!
  8521. - Oh, wait!
  8522.  
  8523. 1925
  8524. 01:28:32,301 --> 01:28:35,715
  8525. There she is. The Velociraptor.
  8526.  
  8527. 1926
  8528. 01:28:35,715 --> 01:28:37,518
  8529. I can't believe
  8530. we actually made it.
  8531.  
  8532. 1927
  8533. 01:28:37,518 --> 01:28:38,515
  8534. I know.
  8535.  
  8536. 1928
  8537. 01:28:38,515 --> 01:28:39,896
  8538. Mwah!
  8539.  
  8540. 1929
  8541. 01:28:39,896 --> 01:28:40,932
  8542. You guys ready
  8543. for the ride of your life?
  8544.  
  8545. 1930
  8546. 01:28:40,971 --> 01:28:42,390
  8547. - Oh, yeah.
  8548. - Oh, hells yeah.
  8549.  
  8550. 1931
  8551. 01:28:42,390 --> 01:28:44,537
  8552. If I'm being honest,
  8553. it looks a little daunting.
  8554.  
  8555. 1932
  8556. 01:28:44,537 --> 01:28:47,184
  8557. Come on. Race you to the ride.
  8558.  
  8559. 1933
  8560. 01:28:47,184 --> 01:28:49,525
  8561. Yeah, go, go! Faster! Come on!
  8562.  
  8563. 1934
  8564. 01:29:02,721 --> 01:29:05,751
  8565. Two more hours, guys.
  8566.  
  8567. 1935
  8568. 01:29:09,396 --> 01:29:11,659
  8569. Oh, my gosh.
  8570.  
  8571. 1936
  8572. 01:29:11,659 --> 01:29:13,500
  8573. All right, guys. Get psyched!
  8574.  
  8575. 1937
  8576. 01:29:13,539 --> 01:29:14,920
  8577. Yes!
  8578.  
  8579. 1938
  8580. 01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:16,953
  8581. This is it! This is why we came
  8582. all this way.
  8583.  
  8584. 1939
  8585. 01:29:21,211 --> 01:29:23,436
  8586. Excuse us.
  8587.  
  8588. 1940
  8589. 01:29:24,357 --> 01:29:25,584
  8590. What was that?
  8591.  
  8592. 1941
  8593. 01:29:25,584 --> 01:29:27,195
  8594. Last ride tonight.
  8595. Park's closin'.
  8596.  
  8597. 1942
  8598. 01:29:27,195 --> 01:29:30,226
  8599. - No, we were next.
  8600. - What?
  8601.  
  8602. 1943
  8603. 01:29:30,226 --> 01:29:31,530
  8604. Oh, no, no. That's not okay.
  8605.  
  8606. 1944
  8607. 01:29:31,530 --> 01:29:32,949
  8608. - That's not...
  8609. - This is ridiculous.
  8610.  
  8611. 1945
  8612. 01:29:32,949 --> 01:29:34,906
  8613. Hey. Excuse me.
  8614.  
  8615. 1946
  8616. 01:29:34,906 --> 01:29:36,517
  8617. You just cut in front of us.
  8618.  
  8619. 1947
  8620. 01:29:36,517 --> 01:29:38,435
  8621. No, see,
  8622. we bought the platinum pass
  8623.  
  8624. 1948
  8625. 01:29:38,473 --> 01:29:40,047
  8626. so we get to skip the lines.
  8627.  
  8628. 1949
  8629. 01:29:40,084 --> 01:29:41,696
  8630. Fifth time today on this one.
  8631.  
  8632. 1950
  8633. 01:29:41,696 --> 01:29:46,069
  8634. Right, well, w-w-we just drove
  8635. 2,500 miles to ride this ride
  8636.  
  8637. 1951
  8638. 01:29:46,069 --> 01:29:48,793
  8639. so you can't just take our spot.
  8640.  
  8641. 1952
  8642. 01:29:48,793 --> 01:29:51,286
  8643. Wait a minute, you...
  8644.  
  8645. 1953
  8646. 01:29:51,286 --> 01:29:52,744
  8647. Econo air.
  8648.  
  8649. 1954
  8650. 01:29:52,744 --> 01:29:53,857
  8651. Yeah?
  8652.  
  8653. 1955
  8654. 01:29:53,857 --> 01:29:55,391
  8655. Good to see ya.
  8656.  
  8657. 1956
  8658. 01:29:55,391 --> 01:29:57,079
  8659. All right, I'll tell you what.
  8660.  
  8661. 1957
  8662. 01:29:57,079 --> 01:30:00,685
  8663. Why don't you and your family
  8664. go fuck yourselves.
  8665.  
  8666. 1958
  8667. 01:30:05,479 --> 01:30:07,474
  8668. I'm sorry, guys.
  8669.  
  8670. 1959
  8671. 01:30:09,316 --> 01:30:10,774
  8672. Oh, my God!
  8673.  
  8674. 1960
  8675. 01:30:13,267 --> 01:30:14,801
  8676. Okay.
  8677.  
  8678. 1961
  8679. 01:30:14,801 --> 01:30:17,142
  8680. You're a dead man.
  8681.  
  8682. 1962
  8683. 01:30:24,660 --> 01:30:25,734
  8684. Get off!
  8685.  
  8686. 1963
  8687. 01:30:25,734 --> 01:30:27,307
  8688. Oh, it's on.
  8689.  
  8690. 1964
  8691. 01:30:27,307 --> 01:30:28,381
  8692. Kevin, no!
  8693.  
  8694. 1965
  8695. 01:30:31,872 --> 01:30:33,866
  8696. Wait, James.
  8697. No, you're not gonna fight.
  8698.  
  8699. 1966
  8700. 01:30:33,866 --> 01:30:35,248
  8701. I'm not gonna stand here
  8702. like a little bitch.
  8703.  
  8704. 1967
  8705. 01:30:35,248 --> 01:30:36,897
  8706. What?!
  8707.  
  8708. 1968
  8709. 01:30:36,897 --> 01:30:38,969
  8710. Oh, shit!
  8711.  
  8712. 1969
  8713. 01:31:12,074 --> 01:31:14,184
  8714. No, Kevin. Kevin, no.
  8715.  
  8716. 1970
  8717. 01:31:14,184 --> 01:31:15,796
  8718. Kevin, come on.
  8719.  
  8720. 1971
  8721. 01:31:17,100 --> 01:31:19,785
  8722. You people are fucking crazy!
  8723.  
  8724. 1972
  8725. 01:31:19,785 --> 01:31:21,472
  8726. What kind of a family are you?
  8727.  
  8728. 1973
  8729. 01:31:21,472 --> 01:31:23,276
  8730. We're the Griswolds!
  8731.  
  8732. 1974
  8733. 01:31:23,276 --> 01:31:27,726
  8734. See you around you piece of ass!
  8735.  
  8736. 1975
  8737. 01:31:27,726 --> 01:31:29,414
  8738. - Let's do this.
  8739. - All right.
  8740.  
  8741. 1976
  8742. 01:31:29,414 --> 01:31:31,216
  8743. Oh, man. I haven't been
  8744. in a fight like that for years.
  8745.  
  8746. 1977
  8747. 01:31:31,216 --> 01:31:34,017
  8748. First car, all right!
  8749.  
  8750. 1978
  8751. 01:31:34,017 --> 01:31:36,395
  8752. Man, our family
  8753. fucked that family up.
  8754.  
  8755. 1979
  8756. 01:31:36,395 --> 01:31:37,968
  8757. We did.
  8758.  
  8759. 1980
  8760. 01:31:37,968 --> 01:31:39,771
  8761. Did you see how I scratched
  8762. that girl's arm?
  8763.  
  8764. 1981
  8765. 01:31:39,771 --> 01:31:41,919
  8766. Oh, I saw it, honey.
  8767. You gave her a good scratch.
  8768.  
  8769. 1982
  8770. 01:31:41,919 --> 01:31:43,377
  8771. Yeah, my fingers
  8772. still hurt a little,
  8773.  
  8774. 1983
  8775. 01:31:43,416 --> 01:31:44,374
  8776. but I think I'll be okay.
  8777.  
  8778. 1984
  8779. 01:31:44,413 --> 01:31:46,063
  8780. Oh, boy. Here we go!
  8781.  
  8782. 1985
  8783. 01:31:46,063 --> 01:31:47,750
  8784. - Hold on.
  8785. - Oh, gosh!
  8786.  
  8787. 1986
  8788. 01:33:08,423 --> 01:33:09,497
  8789. Russ?
  8790.  
  8791. 1987
  8792. 01:33:09,497 --> 01:33:11,032
  8793. Yeah-huh?
  8794.  
  8795. 1988
  8796. 01:33:11,032 --> 01:33:14,101
  8797. Is it supposed to
  8798. stay upside-down like this?
  8799.  
  8800. 1989
  8801. 01:33:14,101 --> 01:33:15,942
  8802. Yeah. I don't think so.
  8803.  
  8804. 1990
  8805. 01:33:15,942 --> 01:33:16,940
  8806. Oh.
  8807.  
  8808. 1991
  8809. 01:33:16,940 --> 01:33:19,318
  8810. Dad, are we stuck?
  8811.  
  8812. 1992
  8813. 01:33:19,318 --> 01:33:21,312
  8814. Looks that way, pal.
  8815.  
  8816. 1993
  8817. 01:33:21,312 --> 01:33:23,538
  8818. My eyes,
  8819. they're starting to bulge.
  8820.  
  8821. 1994
  8822. 01:33:23,538 --> 01:33:26,108
  8823. I'm sure
  8824. they'll have us down any minute.
  8825.  
  8826. 1995
  8827. 01:33:32,130 --> 01:33:35,698
  8828. Well, guys, what'd you think
  8829. of walley world?
  8830.  
  8831. 1996
  8832. 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:39,726
  8833. Yeah.
  8834.  
  8835. 1997
  8836. 01:33:40,685 --> 01:33:42,181
  8837. Listen, boys.
  8838.  
  8839. 1998
  8840. 01:33:42,181 --> 01:33:43,601
  8841. I can't tell you how much
  8842. it's meant to me
  8843.  
  8844. 1999
  8845. 01:33:43,601 --> 01:33:44,981
  8846. to spend all this time with you.
  8847.  
  8848. 2000
  8849. 01:33:44,981 --> 01:33:48,242
  8850. I love you
  8851. more than anything in the world.
  8852.  
  8853. 2001
  8854. 01:33:48,242 --> 01:33:52,040
  8855. And if I could, I'd spend
  8856. every single day with you.
  8857.  
  8858. 2002
  8859. 01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:54,073
  8860. So, we'll see you in a week.
  8861.  
  8862. 2003
  8863. 01:33:54,073 --> 01:33:55,531
  8864. Wait, what's going on?
  8865.  
  8866. 2004
  8867. 01:33:55,531 --> 01:33:57,296
  8868. Petersons are gonna pick you up
  8869. at O'Hare,
  8870.  
  8871. 2005
  8872. 01:33:57,296 --> 01:33:58,331
  8873. and you'll stay with them.
  8874.  
  8875. 2006
  8876. 01:33:58,331 --> 01:34:00,517
  8877. Where are we going?
  8878.  
  8879. 2007
  8880. 01:34:00,517 --> 01:34:03,702
  8881. Someplace I shoulda taken you
  8882. a long time ago.
  8883.  
  8884. 2008
  8885. 01:34:03,702 --> 01:34:06,157
  8886. How did you get
  8887. free tickets to Paris?
  8888.  
  8889. 2009
  8890. 01:34:06,157 --> 01:34:08,305
  8891. I used my connections
  8892. as a pilot.
  8893.  
  8894. 2010
  8895. 01:34:08,305 --> 01:34:10,991
  8896. Oh, you're amazing.
  8897.  
  8898. 2011
  8899. 01:34:10,991 --> 01:34:13,330
  8900. Well, you are my queen,
  8901.  
  8902. 2012
  8903. 01:34:13,330 --> 01:34:15,133
  8904. and you deserve
  8905. to be treated like one.
  8906.  
  8907. 2013
  8908. 01:34:20,734 --> 01:34:24,493
  8909. I know
  8910. it's not exactly first-class
  8911.  
  8912. 2014
  8913. 01:34:24,493 --> 01:34:25,644
  8914. or coach.
  8915.  
  8916. 2015
  8917. 01:34:25,644 --> 01:34:28,100
  8918. Honey, it's perfect.
  8919.  
  8920. 2016
  8921. 01:34:28,100 --> 01:34:29,634
  8922. Yeah?
  8923.  
  8924. 2017
  8925. 01:34:39,646 --> 01:34:42,562
  8926. So how long is the flight?
  8927.  
  8928. 2018
  8929. 01:34:42,562 --> 01:34:43,597
  8930. 12 hours.
  8931.  
  8932. 2019
  8933. 01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:47,011
  8934. Perfect.
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