Oneshot: Ticky! You Bitch!

*Day James Cameron in Equestria*
>It's morning, and you're about to wake up
>Not quite yet, though;  you're enjoying that peaceful, dozey feeling you get in that half-awake/half-asleep phase
>As you slowly become more aware of your surroundings, you become aware of a rhythmic contraction on your penis
OH, THERE'S GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY!
>Fucking Fluttershy, it's too Goddamn early for this shit
>You hit your bedside light and fling back the sheets to reveal.... this.
(Pic Related)
>You're paralyzed with fear
>Fluttershy's laying next to the thing, and looks at it kind of enviously
>'So, Anon... are Xenomorphs your fetish?'
>Must not scream
>If you startle it, it could bite your penis clean off
>Meanwhile, the Alien continues to fellate you with its little mouth
>You feel a hard contraction work its way up the little throat in an attempt to milk you
>You get the strangest feeling that if it had eyes it'd be winking at you
>*shudder*
No, Fluttershy, Alien Xenomorphs are not my fetish
>Fluttershy and the Alien both look a little disappointed
>'Really?  Oh, well.  Come on, Ticky, let's get you home.'
>The Alien unattaches from your penis and follows Fluttershy out of the room
>Before it leaves, it blows you a kiss
>*violent shudder*
>Jerkily, you get off the bed and zombie your way over to the bathroom
>You turn the shower on, crank the heat to 'scald', and crawl inside
>You're going to need all the hot water in Ponyville to feel clean after that
>Fucking Fluttershy




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