Obese Chai

"Obese Chai"

Im obese chai, i aint a nice guy, ill punch your throat cut off your scrote and slap it on some rye,
Bread, your sorry ass is dead, at
Least your corpse is good of course for givin me head.
Your grandma gave me lip
Cuz she's catty like a kitty, so
I smashed in her skull and cut off her titties.l
Some emo faggot
Called me a
Cuck, so i punctured his
Pupils and gave him a skullfuck.
I fucked an autistic bitch one evening for fun,
Took out the weighted barrel of a gun,
Pistol whipped that cunt till she was done,
Her eye was poppin out but only one.
I came all over her retinas,
The night begun.
I traveled back in time, met
That hoe Anne Frank, was a straight up freak, that shit was dank.
Fucked
Her sore and raw on a shore bank,
Disembowed her cunt,
Man that pussy stank.
Slit a fat bitch's throat by the light of the moon,
So I whipped out my dick,
Started fuckin her wound.
Came across a dude and his old lady,
Stabbed them in the ass till they were shitting gravy.
His balls were so blue,
Shit, just like old navy.
His girlfriend's pubic hair was kinda wavy.
I went into a clock store, lookin
For a watch so I took a wooden bat hit
The owner in the crotch.
I didn't really care if he liked men,
But I wanted him to look
Like Glenn.
Too soon?
I fling my shit like a babboon,
I raped a little girl
Fucked her right in the ass,
Got shit all over my dick,
It was X-Men first class.
Her parents saw what I had done,
Dad took out his cell,
The neighbors are gonna wonder what
The fuck is that smell?
I think it's obvious
That im not flawless, cuz i
Couldnt help
But skin her pelt,
That bitch's ass was braless
Fuck these cunts,
im rapin a baby,
gonna bite off its
dick
And give it a case of rabies.
Fuck this tinder shit,
Even Chai ain't thumpin,
I'll have to force the natr'l course
And force this bitch to blumpkin.
It's all over, grab
Your four leaf clover, Call me
Shrek, toss
You on your neck
Went to a Mosque,
At least that was the plan,
Smashed the Imam's head in with a
Quran.
Bent a hemophilliac over,
Fucked that ass like a champ,
Blood all over my dick,
Shit,
That pussy was damp.
Sicced my dog on some
Jehovas, witnesses were all over,
She bit off their faces
And all that,
No more selfies on snapchat.
I jerked off to some kiddie
Porn,
Cock was warm,
Spent and worn.
Necrophilia, gonna
Feel ya,
Was a squeala, a rotting corpse named
Sheila.
I drop a nuclear bomb, in everyone's general direction,
The thought of everyone dead gives me an erection. The thought
Of everyone dead gives me an erection.
I nailed a girl scout to a cross by her vag,
I'd sure as hell say she earned her merit badge.
Saw an aborted fetus,
In a medical book,
Like a smashed up watermelon,
Reminded me of Sandy Hook.
Hooked up with a fine ass hooker,
Prob'ly had a disease,
Took a rusty dagger to her back,
Next up her niece.
Met some likeminded
Folk,
Shared a
Smoke, violated some dude's anus with an artichoke.
Oh, did I mention?
He had cerebral palsy. Murderin
The disabled
In broad daylight,
Pretty ballsy.
You may think I had a wicked life,
To turn out this way,
But I'm actually a mama's boy,
Shit, I
Call that bitch, everyday.
I'm Obese Chai,
I ain't a nice guy,
I'll punch your throat cut off
Your scrote and slap it on some rye.