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- >Fluffy pony orphanage shuts down
- >No one can afford to keep the remaining fluffy ponies
- >Nobody really cares, either
- >Just leave them in the darkened building, locked into their big pen
- >Fluffy ponies don't understand
- >Wait in the dark for tenders to come back
- >No one around to clean up their filth
- >Still have water from the pipe that runs through the pen
- >Out of food
- >Fluffy ponies hungry
- >Mewl "Wan' food", "Wan' pway", "Where day go?"
- >Shuffle around useless in the dark, growing weaker
- >Finally, one of them bumps into a sack left in the corner
- >An old apple rolls out
- >Fluffy ponies crowd around the one who found the apple
- >"Pony has food!" "Gif food pleese?" "Gif food!" "Hung'y"
- >"No!" mumbles fluffy pony through the apple in her mouth "Is my food", starts to eat
- >Remaining fluffy ponies consumed with frustration
- >"Gif foooood!" "Meani pony!" "You why no food" "You make hoomans go away"
- >Can't articulate their frustrations
- >Can't figure out some course of action
- >Fluffy ponies slowly die of hunger
- >One at a time they stop moving
- >Can't grasp mortality
- >Stare at dead ponies trying to understand what happened to them
- >Don't even think to try and eat them
- >Last pony left alive is the one who ate the apple, lying on its side in the dark and groaning from hunger in a pool of its own watery feces, surrounded by the rotting corpses of its fellows
- >Door opens
- >Blinding light streams in
- >Fluffy pony squints, gurgles out "You come back fow fwuffy?"
- (Original source unknown; earliest copy I found was an anonymous comment at http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/138503, 2012 February 26.)
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