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- >you're walking towards the lunchroom as quickly as you can
- >hoping to get some based chicken fingers before they run out
- >suddenly you stop and stand at the side of the hall
- >just like everyone else
- >everyone knows what to do when Sunset Shimmer walks by
- >all hail the queen and all that
- >you just stand there, take in her radiance, and hope to god she doesn't decide that you've offended her in some way
- >god you love her
- >she's so fucking alpha
- >way more so than you
- >what you wouldn't give to be able to command people with just a glance
- >maybe then you'd be able to get that shy girl you've been crushing on all year to like you
- >speaking of Fluttershy
- >you see her a little ahead of you in the hall, hiding from Sunset as best she can, in desperate need of a strong man to protect her
- >you could be that man
- >right?
- >yeah
- >definitely
- >you've got this
- >the queen walks through the hall without a word, signaling that it's okay for everyone to continue with their day
- >a sigh of relief goes up from everyone in the crowd
- >now that you're clear you head straight for Fluttershy
- >chicken fingers can wait
- >today you become a man
- >time to get laid
- >or... y'know, just eat lunch with her or something
- >as you walk towards her you take in the features that made you fall in love with her
- >that unassuming yellow skin
- >that flowing pink hair
- >god she's cute
- >and she could be all yours
- >to love and protect
- >just gotta alpha up and take it
- >you remember everything about getting women that you learned in those feels threads
- >they love it when a man takes charge, if you push them around then they know you're strong enough to take care of them
- >it's fucking biology man
- >you channel your inner Sunset and stop right in front of her
- >you look her straight in the eyes, trying to keep an uninterested look on your face so that she'll want what she thinks she can't have
- >taking a position of power
- >like a boss
- >you put a hand on her shoulder and give her a love tap back into the lockers
- >showing her your masculine strength
- >you decide to ask-
- >no-
- >DEMAND that she go to lunch with you today
- >you remember that you shouldn't offer to pay, you want it to seem like she needs you more than you need her
- >even though you know you need her
- >you need her so badly
- >"hey what's-your-face, today you're going to pay for my lunch."
- >nailed it
- >she's so impressed she doesn't even respond, just hands you a wad of cash
- >but as you were counting it to see how much stuff you could get her with it she somehow slipped away
- >you looked everywhere for her at lunch
- >got her a tray and everything
- >but she didn't show up
- >so you just ate alone
- >again
- >you spent all day wondering what could have happened
- >why did she abandon you
- >it must have been important
- >you're beautiful waifu would never have left otherwise
- >unless
- >was it something you did?
- >it was, wasn't it
- >oh god
- >you must have fucked something up
- >blown your chance at living a happy life with a lovely woman to call your own
- >goddamn you, why can't you do anything right
- >you shamble through the rest of your day like a zombie
- >you try to play some vidya when you get home to take your mind off it, but you just can't get into it
- >instead you just watch the most mind numbing show you can find
- >some little kids cartoon about talking animals being happy
- >you wished you could be happy
- >as weird as it was, something about the show made you hard without you realizing it
- >it was getting late anyway
- >might as well fap and go to bed
- >you pull out your laptop and see if there's any porn of that show you were just watching
- >wow
- >that's... a lot
- >you pull your dick out and start beating off to pictures of cartoon animals
- >you don't even care anymore
- >halfway through you spot a picture of two of the characters making love
- >little hearts everywhere
- >one has light pink hair
- >you begin to weep
- >but you don't stop
- >masturbation is about the only good thing in your life right now
- >like hell if life is going to take that away too
- >you wipe away the tears and move your hand back to your dick
- >you're now wet hand slides up and down, giving you the greatest pleasure you feel in your life
- >yep
- >the best feeling you've had for as long as you can remember
- >the tears don't stop flowing
- >finally you cum
- >longing for the girl you know you'll never be man enough to take
- >strangely enough, you don't feel good afterwords
- >you just feel kinda numb
- >empty
- >but at least that's better than how you felt before
- >better than you deserve
- >so you guess that's the best you're ever going to get
- >you lay down in your bed and go to sleep
- >maybe you won't have to wake up tomorrow
- >maybe you won't have to see HER again
- >because you're not sure you could take it anymore
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