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- >be me, bonky
- >my horse-man pal pickle horse-man is getting cucked by fabio (again)
- >also his legs stopped working
- >and, God help me,
- >I shouldn't say this
- >but I really don't like looking at his legs.
- >they've become so feeble
- >and he swings them around when he gets in and out of his wheel chair
- >and sometimes drags them along the ground when he's scooting around down there
- >saying that i hate his deformity would probably be a big thing for humans
- >as in, they would make it a big thing
- >but for horses it's different
- >horses hate infirmity
- >when i first saw his disgusting legs flailing uselessly as wario carried and lifted him to his nightly crucifixion
- >well
- >they reminded me of the baby foal i killed on a sunny day in 2017
- >and i had to leave immediately
- >pickle horse-man probably needed me during that time
- >he was probably hurting inwardly
- >but i had to go
- >i was afraid of what i would do
- >the rage still strikes me once and awhile
- >when i see him uselessly shuffling around on the cursed earth
- >i want to leap upon him and crush him to death
- >but instead i remind myself
- >he's not a horse
- >he's just a horse-man
- >he's not a horse
- >he's just a horse-man
- >i cannot hold him to the standards of a horse
- >just as men cannot hold him to the standards of a man
- >we all must bear the burden of pickle horse-man
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