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- >Today had been a good day
- >Dash had shown you cool as fuck tricks
- >Pinkie Pie made you your own personal cake
- >Nothing had gone wrong
- >Yeah, today was a good day
- >And it had come to a fine end, too
- >Your bed is so very comfortable
- >Soft and cuddly
- >It always feels great to lay down here after a good day
- >And every day here was good
- >Equestria didn't have a fraction of the problems Earth did
- >No polution, bad economy, none of that
- >It was a great place
- >With a content sigh, you fully prepare yourself for sleep
- >Slowly you drift off to dreamland
- >Just as you're about to fully slip away
- >"Oh, so YOU'RE the human."
- "WAH!"
- >The shock fucks you up and you fall out of the bed
- >You get up as quickly as possible
- >Looking around the room, you see no one
- >Maybe it was just a dream
- >You make sure to check everywhere, but there is nothing
- >After looking inside the closet, you turn around
- >Before you stands a monster the likes of which you have never seen
- >You freak out and almost fall over again
- >It's made up of multiple animals
- >And it is tall as hell
- >"Hi! Name's Discord, nice to meet you!"
- >His... paw is reaching out for a handshake
- >He's magnificent
- >The most amazing creature you have ever laid your eyes on
- >Something about him is drawing you in
- >Calling you to him
- >You want him
- >You need him
- >You really like his tail
- >Just looking at him is getting your dick rock hard
- >Without thinking, you leap at him
- >Whether he wants to or not, you're having sex with him
- >You're surprised when instead of hitting him, you hit the floor
- >Your lungs almost collapse from the impact
- >"Oh my, you're an eager fellow."
- >You turn your head and see Discord behind you
- >He's chuckling at you
- >"I never thoughts I should see something so strange in Equestria."
- >He moves closer to you and inspects you
- >With his paw and talon he pokes you
- >"It's quite refreshing to see something that doesn't belong here."
- >Once more he chuckles
- >"You and I could make such great friends, don't you think?"
- >You snap out of it
- >What the hell was wrong with you?
- >Despite your aching legs, you get up
- >You dust yourself off before shaking his hand
- "Yeah, uh, sorry about that. I dunno what I was thinking."
- >Discord laughs heartily at that
- >"That happens to me more often than you think."
- >He vanishes in the blink of an eye
- >You panic for a second before seeing him on the bed
- >"How in the world did you get here?"
- >Discord is eyeing you carefully
- >You just shrug
- "I dunno. I just kind of woke up in this world."
- >"Hm. Well, I'm glad you're here! Now I might finally have a true friend!"
- >You have no idea what this guy is talking about
- "What the hell are you even?"
- >"A draconequus. And a quite beautiful one at that."
- >Discord chuckles at his own joke
- >He seemed like a cheery fellow
- >"And you're a human. I've never seen anything quite like you."
- >With his large eyes he still inspects you
- >Like you're some sort of amazing natural phenomenon
- >You shrug again
- "Well, I am the only human here, after all. Anyway, weren't you the guy Celestia imprisoned?"
- >Discord sighs overdramatically
- >"Yes! Celestia imprisoned me! Oh, it was horrible! Encased in stone all those years! And I never even harmed anyone!"
- >He hangs his head low
- >"All I wanted was a little bit of fun."
- >A loud sniff fills the room
- >"I'm not a bad guy."
- >He looks to you with sadness in his eyes
- >Celestia told you he was a horrible monster
- >But he doesn't seem too bad to you
- "You seem all right to me."
- >Discord lights up at that
- >He claps his hands together and smiles
- >"Oh, wonderful! Someone likes me!"
- >You're not sure if he's being serious
- >If he isn't, then he's actually a pretty funny guy
- "Well, do you think that, together, we could get revenge on Celestia for imprisoning you?"
- >Discord's face changes immediately
- >He looks to you with serious eyes
- >His smile is long gone
- >"I actually came here to see if you would be good enough for just that job. I need someone like you."
- >You're not sure what this guy is all about
- >But you're slighly scared of him
- >He must be powerful if Celestia banished him
- >"I want revenge on that pitiful mare. But although powerful, I need help. You would be perfect. Care to join me in a bit of chaotic fun?"
- >You bow deeply in front of him
- "Oh captain, my captain."
- >A devious smile creeps upon his lips
- >"Good, good."
- >Discord teleports himself next to you
- >He puts his paw around your shoulders
- >"Listen, Celestia is going to know I've escaped. I need you to lead her in the wrong direction."
- >You look up at him
- >The devious smile is still there
- "And how do you want me do that?"
- >Discord chuckles
- >"Tell her you've seen me with her student. That should do it."
- >That wasn't actually a bad idea
- >But why would Celestia even ask you?
- >Oh, well, it'd be fun at least
- >"She will probably come tomorrow. Dear Tia doesn't like wasting time. With anything."
- >He chuckles at the end of that
- >Dear God
- >You really don't want to hear about that
- >At all
- >"So tell me, what is your name, and do you have magical powers?"
- "No name, and I'm omnipotent. Or is it the other way around?"
- >Discord laughs loudly
- >"I like you! Just the right guy for this job!"
- >He pats your back harder than you expected
- >You almost fall to the ground
- >He goes back to your bed and sits down
- >"What a nice house you've got."
- >This dude cannot keep a train of thought
- "Uh, it's good, yeah."
- >"I can stay here for a while, right?"
- >You hadn't really thought about that
- >But it would make sense he didn't have a place of his own
- "Sure, I guess."
- >"Great!"
- >With the snap of his fingers, Discord transforms the whole room
- >Furniture goes on the walls
- >The walls are instantly painted with polka dots
- >A small, pink cloud appears
- >Discord conjures a glass and squeezes it
- >Out comes chocolate milk
- >This shit is too bizzare
- >"I'm the god of chaos, by the way. What about you?"
- >You're still looking around at your home
- >Everything's changed
- >Colors are different, things are upside down
- >All because he snapped his fingers
- >Maybe this guy wasn't the best for ruling Equestria
- >Still, you have to admit it's pretty cool
- >You wonder what else this guy can do
- "I like the decoration! Can you make my clothes more... appropriate?"
- >Discord takes one look at you and snaps his fingers
- >You look down at yourself
- >Your shirt looks like it was made of bacon
- >Big, pink, fluffy slippers are on your feet
- >One half of your pants is made of belts
- >The other half only reaches your knee and is adorned with happy, smiling faces
- >You're also wearing a hat
- >And apparently Discord thought it fitting to give you a hat that looks like a giant eyeball
- >All of it is fucking retarded
- >But Discord just laughs and claps
- >"Aren't you the dashing fellow?"
- >You bow deeply and chuckle
- "Thank you, sire. By the way, I'm Anon. No powers, no nothing."
- >Discord sighs lightly
- >"Well, asking for magical powers would have been too much, I guess."
- >He shrugs and gets back to drinking glass
- >After drinking the entire glass, he juggles the solid chocolate milk around
- >He tosses it higher and higher into the air before catching it with his mouth
- >After quickly eating it, it seemingly explodes in his stomach
- >"I do love good chocolate! Mmh!"
- >This guy really is something
- >Even though he seems odd, he is strangely fun to be around
- "So, what would you like to do first?"
- >Discord chuckles and raises his arms above his head
- >"We can do anything we want!"
- >With another poof, Discord materializes behind you
- >You feel his claw and paw on your shoulders
- >With a gentle whisper, he breathes into your ear
- >"We could take the moon to ourselves!"
- >Another poof and he's on the ceiling
- >Actually, he IS the ceiling
- >"We could turn all of Pinkie Pie's cakes into alligators!"
- >A third poof, and Discord is standing in front of you
- >Except, he's not a guy anymore
- >He's a woman
- >Looking at this... thing, you feel it coming
- >The ever familiar sensation of rocky hardness in your pants
- >As SHE looks directly into your eye, she bats her eyelashes
- >Your brain is asking "Why?", but your boner is saying "Go, go, go!"
- >"Or, we could just go on a date, oh sweet and dear Anon."
- >Her voice is sugary sweet and coated in maple syrup
- >It actually kind of looks like she's got syrup in her mouth
- >But you can tell she's having a hard time not laughing
- >Although not a strange sensation to you, a whyboner is not what you want right now
- >With quick and stealthy movements you shuffle around to hide it
- >Discord chuckles and moves closer
- >"Oh, Anon, what was that?"
- >As you nervously eye the creature, you gulp loudly
- "L-Let's go to Pinkie. That sounds fun."
- >Once again, Discord chuckles
- >After a quick poof, he's back to his previous form
- >"It does, doesn't it? I'm sure Pinkie would appreciate the prank, too! She so does love my antics!"
- >You silently exhale as the whyboner in your pants slowly disappears
- >"But she can't see me like this, no no. I'll have to be your silent companion! A watchful protector!"
- >With another poof, Discord has disappeared
- >You look around before feeling something shifting in your pocket
- >A small rat sticks it ugly head out
- >It's wearing a black mask and cape
- >"I am Batrat! And you shall be my vessel, Anon! Onwards!"
- >Discord points his paw towards the door
- >With a chuckle, you leave the house
- >It's dark outside, but some ponies are still up and about
- >The two of you walk through the streets toward Sugarcube Corner
- >As the two of you reach the shop, you see Pinkie outside
- >She's preparing a sign for the morning
- >"All you can eat, 20 bits! 25 bits and Pinkie sings you a song!"
- >Pinkie spins in place at the sound of your footsteps
- >"Hi, Anon! The awesome deal is tomorrow, silly! Go home and sleep! We're closed."
- >That deal sounded sweet
- >And you were actually pretty hungry
- >Pinkie's songs were great, too
- >The sudden disappointment overtakes your mind
- >Although you came here for fun, you feel yourself frown
- >Pinkie simply smiles and opens her mouth
- >Before she can begin her speech about being happy and not worrying, you pick up Discord
- >Just as the two of them are about to speak, you toss him
- >With a measly "Eep!", Discord lands in the middle of Pinkie's face
- >The party pony barely flinches from the impact
- >Her eyes are plastered to the masked rat on her face
- >Like a ticking bomb, you see the smile increasing
- >The smile that usually explodes into a rant about happiness joy
- >Instantly, you turn around and leg it
- >There is no way you want to be around either Discord or Pinkie right now
- >Unfortunately you don't get further than a few meters before Discord teleports himself in front of you
- >"You know, I thought we came here to have fun."
- >For the first time since meeting him, you see Discord frown
- >"Tossing around Batrat might be fun for you, but reliable sources tell me Batrat prefers to fly himself."
- "Sorry, I panicked."
- >Discord quickly transforms himself back into his rat form
- >"Apology accepted."
- >Not wanting to risk any more exposure, you walk back towards your home
- >Sleeping would probably do you a lot of good
- >As you return inside, Discord is rambling on
- >He's got a million ideas for the strangest pranks you've ever heard of
- >Making Twilight's books talk
- >Turn clouds into sharks to chase Rainbow Dash
- >Transform Lyra into a giant hand
- >You admit some of it sounded awesome
- >But for now, you really needed sleep
- >A hint of sadness appears in Discord's eye as you lie down
- >But he quickly moves on to the next best thing
- >Apparently that's having a conversation with your kitchen equipment
- >As he's talking away, you drift off to sleep
- >The next morning comes around
- >But instead of being woken by either Discord or the gentle rays of sun, it's a knock on your door
- >Groggy and half-naked, you walk to the door
- >As you're slumping towards it, another hard knock lands on the wood
- "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming."
- >Opening the door, you're greeted with a harsh stare
- >Two royal guards are glaring at you
- >Behind them is the unmistakable form of Celestia
- >Without even letting you get dressed, she asks
- >"Anon, Discord is loose. I need to know if you have seen anything. I know this is sudden, but this is important. The safety of Equestria is in jeopardy."
- >Her gaze and tone is that of a ruler, not a loving mentor
- >You're sleepy as shit
- >It must be like six in the morning
- >And Celestia is seriously expecting you to know what she's talking about
- "What's a Discord?"
- >One of the two royal guards smacks his hoof into his face
- >Celestia's lips turn into one of her signature smiles
- >Those warm, calming smiles
- >"I realize it is early in the morning, and I apologize for that."
- >With no more than a gaze, she sends her guards away
- >Without even asking, she enters your house
- >You gently close the door behind her
- >"Discord is the god of chaos. The very same one I imprisoned in stone. He reigned terror on Equestria a while back, before you came. It is imperative that I find him as quickly as possible."
- >Slowly it's all coming back to you
- >Discord
- >He came to your house
- >Oh, yeah, now you remember
- >But you agreed to not rat him out
- >He was a pretty cool guy after all
- >He made chaos and didn't afraid of anything
- >There was also something about misleading Celestia
- >And you weren't exactly sure how Discord treated deserters
- >With what he did last night, it seems his power was unrivaled
- >Making your body explode in a shower of confetti was probably within his reach
- >"So, Anon, I need to know if you have seen anything strange. Anything unusual at all. We NEED to find Discord. Equestria isn't safe anymore."
- >Looking her right in the eye, you shrug
- "Nothing's going on at the moment. Is it really THAT bad?"
- >Celestia's face turns
- >You have never seen this happen before
- >Worry and guilt are quite normal emotions
- >But plastered on the face of the sun goddess scares you
- >Not only has her face twisted into a sick, brooding version of herself, she seems to be radiating it
- >The air around the two of you are thick with venom
- >It's seeping through your skin, right to your bones
- >Decaying your flesh and rotting your soul
- >Although you respected Celestia before, this was different
- >You no longer respected the ruler in front of you
- >You feared her
- >Celestia's command of people around her was frightening
- >How glad you are she is a benevolent ruler
- >"Yes, it's that bad. What happened to turn Discord into this monster happened long ago, and I regret every part of it. But the fact remains that he could destroy the world if he so pleased."
- >Celestia's eyes command your attention
- >And you give it to her in full
- >"Discord has power unknown to any unicorn ever alive. Even to me. He is not to be trifled with, Anon. Discord is dangerous. And we need to find him."
- >Fear creeps through your body
- >Like a snake it creeps and crawls
- >Slithering its way to your brain
- >Taking over your nerves
- >Like a parasite it feeds on your
- >Slowly assuming control of your mind
- "I... I cannot tell a lie. I've been seeing Discord for a while. Being his minion and such."
- >This time, Discord doesn't bother to hide his laughter
- >"Seeing me? Oh my, Anon. I didn't know we were already dating."
- >Celestia pays him no mind
- >Her gaze is locked on you
- >And it is one of utter disbelief and disappointment
- >"Anon? Why would-"
- >Celestia stops mid-sentence
- >And she just stands there
- >Staring right at you
- >As if frozen in place she stands
- >Worry and fear leaves you as it is replaced with confusion
- >For a moment you wait before speaking
- "Uh, Celestia?"
- >The ruler does not reply
- >Discord materializes on top of her
- >He's sitting on her as if riding her
- >"Oh, Celestia won't be responding for a long while, I'm afraid."
- >The god of chaos pats her head as if she was a mere kitten
- >"She makes quite the live statue, don't you think? Oh, and don't worry about the guards. They enjoy being mice, I heard."
- >Discord erupts into laughter
- >But not the happy kind
- >It's an evil, greedy laugh
- >One that tells tales of his twisted mind
- >His sick pleasure of demoralizing powerful beings
- >Although Discord is demented
- >A proper whack-job
- >It is quite funny seeing Celestia like this
- >As Discord laughs, you join him
- >The two of you fill your home with laughter
- >Pure, innocent, joyous laughter
- >It's been a long time since you've laughed this hard
- >Tears are streaming down your face
- >Your stomach and jaw is hurting
- >But none of that matters
- >The joy of chaos is consuming every part of you
- >Now you understand why Discord loves this so much
- "W-We should totally mess with her."
- >As you get up, you move to touch her
- >"NO!"
- >Discord roars at you in anger
- >"Don't touch her! Whatever you do, do NOT touch her!"
- >The previous joy on his face has been replaced with anger
- >"No one but me can touch her, understand? No one!"
- >Discord is staring intently at you
- >Burning his determination into your mind
- "Don't you mean no pony?"
- >Although Discord has turned stern, you haven't
- >There is always room for another joke
- >It's even so good you yourself snicker
- >But Discord doesn't even blink
- >His face is still burning with anger and determination
- >"You cannot under any circumstances touch her, do you understand?"
- >Whatever it is, it can't be that bad
- >And a chance to mess with the ruler of Equestria is too good to pass up
- >Once again, you move your hand towards her
- >Faster than you can realize, Discord pushes you away
- >With a loud 'thud', you fall to the floor
- >Discord has almost crawled on top of you
- >He's flaring his fangs at you
- >"Do you not understand what I'm saying? Are you hearing impaired?"
- >With a poof, he transforms himself into an air horn
- >Your entire mind is filled with the loud screeching of the horn
- >"DO NOT TOUCH HER!"
- >All of your hair is almost blown off
- >How ponies haven't yet realized something is wrong here, you have no idea
- >But all you can focus on right now is the angry Discord above you
- >You shake your head to regain hearing
- >"-ever touch her, I'm going to have to murder you, do you understand?"
- >Discord doesn't sound any less pleased than before
- >Still he fumes with fury and wrath unbeknownst to man
- "... Are you gonna rape her? 'Cause that's not cool, man."
- >Discord recoils in shock
- >It seems even the god of chaos isn't all-knowing and powerful
- >He quickly gets off of you and turns to face Celestia
- >You slowly stand up and stare at him
- >"Rape her? Oh, no, Anon, I'm not."
- >Discord chuckles lightly and puts a talon on her muzzle
- >With a claw he gently caresses her cheek
- >"For what she did, she deserves all that is evil in this world."
- >His voice is quiet and dark
- >Almost as if speaking to himself
- >"Dear Tia here will get what she deserves. For what she did to me. And there are thing far worse than rape. Magic works in mysterious ways."
- >With his claw, he cuts a tiny wound in her cheek
- >Drops of blood spill onto her pure, white fur
- >"Hm, it seems even she bleeds. Just like any mortal."
- >Finally he turns to face you
- >In his eyes you see age
- >Old and weary age
- >An old, tired man's stare
- >"Celestia is powerful, and as am I. Locking her up requires power I do not fully control. If you ever lay a finger on her, I can't tell you what would happen. An explosion of magic would be unleashed upon this world."
- >Discord leans down and looks you right in the eye
- >"Do not touch her. Ever. Understood?"
- "But what if any of the others find her?"
- >Twilight and the others would no doubt go to touch her instantly
- >And while Discord is powerful, he can't be everywhere at once
- >He simply replies to your question with a smile
- >A snap of his fingers and Celestia is gone
- >"That won't be a problem."
- >There isn't a single trace of the ruler
- >Teleportation was normal here
- >But making actual ponies disappear was much different
- >Even Twilight couldn't do that
- >"She'll be safe and sound in my lair."
- "You have a lair?"
- >Discord chuckles heartily
- >"Of course I have a lair. What kind of villain doesn't have a lair?"
- >With those words, he turns and exits your home
- >You follow him outside
- >He is simply standing there
- >Staring at Ponyville in all its glory
- >"Look at this beautiful world. Isn't it simply amazing? So full of life and joy. What a bore."
- >With the snap of his fingers, the world twists
- >As if reality bends before your eyes, the world is transformed
- >Flying cows appear in the sky
- >Ponds are hovering through the air
- >The sky has turned brown
- >Beneath your feet, the ground has turned into square blocks
- >Slowly, everything is changing
- >Transforming itself into a nonsensical mockery of the world that used to be
- >And already ponies' screams fill the air
- >Screams of terror and fear
- >And it isn't long before a familiar purple unicorn is staring right at you
- >Down the road she stands
- >Disbelief in her enormous eyes
- >Discord puts his paw on your shoulder and looks right at her
- >It was only a matter of time before she showed up
- >And she could be quite the problem
- >The elements were powerful enough to banish Discord
- >And you would no doubt be imprisoned or executed after allying with him
- >But you feel an odd sense of comfort near Discord
- >Like nothing can harm the two of you at all
- "Ah, Twilight Sparkle. Right on schedule."
- >This whole villain thing is getting to you
- >It is quite fun, after all
- >The unicorn charges toward the two of you
- >As she runs, her horn begins lighting up
- >Discord snickers before snapping his fingers
- >You feel something appear in your hands
- >Looking down, you see Twilight's horn in your grip
- >Discord laughs as the unicorn comes closer
- >She still hasn't realized
- >With a devilish grin, you wave the horn at her
- >Twilight skids to a halt
- >Panic is slowly settling in her small body
- >But she doesn't falter
- >That would be quite unlike her, too
- >"Discord! Where is Celestia?! What have you done?!"
- >Discord merely walks over to the horn-less unicorn and speaks
- >"Oh, she is quite safe, I assure you. A bit busy being frozen, I'm afraid. I'm the new queen of Equestria, you see."
- >Twilight snorts at the god
- >"We've defeated you before, and we'll do it again! The Elements of Harmony will banish you again!"
- >The purple pony looks to you, anger searing in her gaze
- >"I thought we could trust you."
- >Her little mouth is frowning at you
- >Like a child not getting things done her way
- >A slight giggle escapes your mouth
- "Humans are one of the worst creatures in the universe. Haven't I mentioned this?"
- >Twilight simply stares at you
- >It reminds you of your old friend
- >The stare he gave you before walking away
- >So very much alike to what you were seeing before you
- >"No, you must have forgotten that."
- >Discord chuckles in the little pony's face
- >"Lighten up! Everything is going to be fine! It'll be fun! No one's been hurt. Relax, Twilight. You can go back to studying."
- >Twilight snaps her attention back to the god
- >"No. I'm going to go get the Elements and my friends. At the end of the day, you'll be gone, Discord."
- >Twilight begins her walk down what used to be the streets of Ponyville
- >Now it was just a mishmash of floating houses, cows, and chameleons jumping on their tongues
- >"There is no night and day anymore, Twilight."
- >Discord keeps taunting her until she is out of ear's reach
- >When she's finally gone, he returns to you
- >"She is stubborn, I'll give her that. But she can go get her silly trinkets. They won't be doing her any good."
- "Why not? Didn't they defeat you in the past?"
- >Discord nods and jumps onto an upside-down motorcycle
- >"Yes, but I've taken my precautions. The Elements are safely hidden away in my lair, don't you worry."
- >He pats the backseat of the ride gently
- >"Care for a ride, Anon?"
- "Well, I can't really get off. So here I go."
- >You jump onto the vehicle in slow-motion
- >Must be another of Discord's tricks
- >In mid-air you suddenly turn and land safely on the back seat
- >Discord conjures up some cheap sunglasses for the two of you
- >With his mighty paw, Discord revs up the engine
- >"Let's go on a never-ending ride, Anon."
- >In an instant, the two of you speed off
- >You must be going hundreds of miles per hour
- >But speed doesn't matter on a gravity defying, flying, upside-down motorcycle
- >All that matters is the wind in your hair and the freedom in your soul
- >Within mere seconds the two of you are at Canterlot Castle
- >Or at least what used to be Canterlot Castle
- >Discord has transformed the place into a pancake house
- >After giving it a quick lick, he giggles and skeedaddles inside
- >You follow the god inside and look around
- >Everything is made of cake, syrup, and strawberries
- >It's actually quite delicious, too
- >"Welcome to my not-hidden lair! Not to be confused with my hidden lair!"
- >Discord gracefully bows before going at the walls with his mouth
- >To his right is the second princess
- >She's been incapacitated by syrup
- >Her entire body is glistening with the sugary stuff
- "Lemme guess: no touching?"
- >Discord looks up from his meal and chuckles
- >"Oh, no. Touch this one all you want."
- >He starts digging a tunnel into the walls with his newly transformed drill-arm
- >"Choo choo!"
- >This was a golden opportunity
- >Here was the goddess of the night
- >Completely frozen in place
- >Not able to fight back
- >You can do anything you want
- >And there is one thing you've been craving for such a long time
- >With the swiftest of movements, you move behind her
- >Luna's tail is so generously lifted
- >Everything was perfect
- >You jump out of your pants in a nearly magical way
- "All aboard the Anal Express!"
- >"Choo choo!"
- >Discord's voice echoes through the tunnel and into the grand hall
- >You grab a hold of yourself and thrust forward
- >The following pain is unlike anything you have ever experienced
- >As you slump to the floor in agony, you feel the burning sensation spreading
- >In this very moment, you are glad penises have no bones
- >Turns out hardened syrup is in fact very, very hard
- >And it is not something you should trust your dick directly into
- >You can almost feel Luna's cocky smile as you lie on the floor, writhing in pain
- >Tears are blurring your vision, but you see Discord stick his head out from the tunnel
- >"Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you about that. My bad. You can pet the outer layer, though! It's not every day you get to pet a pretty pony princess!"
- >Discord disappears back into his tunnel and resumes digging
- >For a few moments you simply lie there
- >It takes a while for the pain to subside
- >But as it finally disappears, you get up
- >Luna is still standing there, frozen as she is
- >You can tell she enjoyed your pain
- >Even if she isn't conscious, she enjoyed it
- >But you'd be damned if she got the last laugh
- >Instead of putting your pants back on, you put them on her head
- >They sit quite nicely on top of her crowned head
- >Luna looks like nothing more than a court jester any longer
- >The sight sends you into a explosion of laughter
- >Your sounds of joy echo all the way through Discord's tunnel
- >"What are you- Oh my sweet tooth!"
- >Discord crawls all the way out and joins you
- >His cheerful laughter booms through the cake castle
- >He puts his arm around your shoulder and enjoys the sight of Luna
- >It seems she is capable of moving enough to frown at the two of you
- >But you pay her no mind
- >Your mind is being devoured by the fun
- >How could ponies ever lock this guy up?
- >"All right, Discord! You're going- ... What the?"
- >You turn and see the six famous ponies standing in the doorway
- >All of them are looking at you in shock
- >"W-What are you doing? Why are you not wearing pants?"
- >The two of you simply look at each other before erupting into laughter
- >"Hey! We're here to defeat you! You might wanna quit laughing now!"
- >Rainbow Dash was always so serious
- >Never ever fun to be had with her
- >Except for watching her crash
- >The six ponies approach you as you roll around in the sweets
- >Everything about the situation makes you laugh
- >Nothing makes sense, but it's brilliant
- >Even as they stand around you, you can't help but laugh
- >They don't have their Elements
- >There's absolutely nothing they can do
- >"Oh, you can laugh all you want Discord."
- >For an unarmed pony, Twilight sure does sound cocky
- >"Even without the Elements, we can still defeat you."
- >Once again you look to Discord
- >You can't help but continue laughing
- >These ponies were actually serious
- >"Because you see, the magic of friendship doesn't need any crowns or jewelery. All we need is each other, because true friendship-"
- >Discord snaps his fingers
- >With a magical poof, the six ponies around you become ponies no longer
- >As you look around, all you see is delicious pudding with eyes and mouths
- >"Oooh! I look delicious!"
- >Pinkie is already gnawing at her own pudding body
- >"T-True friendship will win this! Because friendship is-"
- "Pudding!"
- >Discord is literally crying from laughter
- >You hear Twilight continuing her protesting
- >But nothing ever comes of it
- >No magical rainbow to banish you
- >No re-transformation to pony form
- >Discord finally calms himself down and gets up
- >"My dear ponies: give up. There is nothing you can do. I've won. Just go enjoy the chaos!"
- >He chuckles at the pudding ponies before taking a bite out of Dash
- >"Hey!"
- >"Anon, please. Help us. You can still be good."
- >Twilight is whispering to you
- >Pleading
- >You smile at the former pony
- "Do I get super cool powerups?"
- >Although you've never seen a pudding frown, you're sure that's what just happened
- >It looks absolutely hilarious
- >But for once you actually hold back the laughter
- >Twilight does deserve the respect of being listened to
- >She was turned into a pudding, after all
- >"Is that all you are, Anon?"
- >As you stare at her in confusion, she continues
- >"A greedy, power-hungry human. Is this a game to you?"
- >Twilight's voice seems oddly familiar
- >Like that of a particular white princess
- >That very same voice which demanded respect
- >"You've been our friend for so long, and now this? Now we're nothing but objects to be played with? Because you want 'cool powerups'?"
- >Twilight spits a piece of pudding at your feet
- >If she got any more angry, she'd probably melt into a puddle
- >"I can't believe you. We took you in, gave you shelter. We listened to your cries for help and acceptance when you first got here."
- >Discord clears his throat
- >"Yes, that is quite the tear-jerking speech, dear Twilight. But Anon is with me, you see? Finally someone appreciates my chaos."
- >He turns his gaze to you and smiles deviously
- >"Isn't that right, Anon?"
- >You simply nod at your partner in crime
- "Yep."
- >Finally she relents
- >There is nothing to be done
- >You are with Discord now
- >And you have never been more happy
- >It's going to be a life full of fun and joy
- "Discord, could you turn Twilight into a sweater of tears?"
- >With a deep, ironic bow, Discord snaps his fingers
- >Before Twilight can even protest, her pudding body is gone
- >Instead, she is now a floating sweater made of tears
- >Sweet, salty tears
- >"Let me go! Turn me back into a pony right now!"
- >She's starting to sound more and more like Rainbow Dash
- >"But Twilight, this is great! We can be all sorts of stuff! Oooh! Turn me into a cake!"
- >Discord happily complies and turns the pink pony into a delicious cake
- >With no regard to her own body, Pinkie starts chewing away
- >Every other pony has given up long ago
- >Only Twilight is still fighting
- >The last rebel
- >A loud smack snaps you out of it
- >Everyone's heads, or pudding bodies, turn towards the main entrance
- >In it stands a tall, while pony
- >Her legs are shaking
- >Her fur is singed
- >And her eyes burn with anger and the thirst for vengeance
- >"This ends... now!"
- >Celestia takes a few wobbly steps forward
- >Her eyes are locked onto Discord
- >You're feeling legitimately afraid now
- >"Dear, how did you escape my lair? Oh well, no matter. Care for some syrup?"
- >Celestia easily deflects the spell
- >But it takes all of her willpower to do so
- >"When I cast a spell, you stab her."
- >Discord's voice echoes through your mind
- >You feel something materialize in your pocket
- >Looking down, you see something resembling a knife
- >Except the blade is glowing a bright blue
- >"We can't have her around anymore. We have to rule this place together. You and me, Anon."
- >You're not sure whether the telepathy extends to your thoughts
- >But instead of speaking, you simply think "Yes"
- >Celestia wobbles forward on her shaky legs
- >"It's been... thousands of years, Discord. Let it go..."
- >Discord chuckles at the mare
- >"I'm afraid it's too late for that, dear. I waited a long time."
- >Celestia groans in pain as she moves forward
- >"We could have... could have..."
- >"Could have what? Been friends? Oh, my dear Tia, you still don't understand me, do you?"
- >Although in terrible shape and visible pain, Celestia manages a smile
- >A motherly and tender smile
- >"I know you... well enough. You... never changed."
- >Discord reaches out and gently pats her muzzle
- >With a smile on his lips, Discord sends you a telepathic signal
- >"My dear, I've changed so very much."
- >Celestia was more than ready for his spell
- >But as all of her attention goes to deflect it, you strike
- >With inhuman speed, you draw your blade and bury it deep within her
- >"NO!"
- >Twilight desperately tries to get closer, but to no avail
- >Although she has a blade stuck in her body, Celestia barely flinches
- >Her eyes are still locked with Discord's
- >The smile hasn't faded
- >In fact, it seems to have grown warmer and stronger
- >"You ha-haven't changed... a, a bit... m-my dear..."
- >Blood is quietly dripping from her mouth
- >Her legs have almost given up
- >Even her hair is fading
- >The magical energies disappearing
- >It's no more than an actual mane any longer
- >A solid, pink one
- >"T-Thank you..."
- >For the first time in a long while, confusion strikes Discord's face
- >"For... for ev-everyth-thing..."
- >With her final breath, Celestia falls to the ground
- >Her fur is soaked in her own, royal blood
- >Complete silence overtakes the room
- >Not even Twilight can manage words
- >Every eye in the room has fallen onto the former ruler
- >"No..."
- >Twilight slowly floats through the air
- >Moving ever closer to her mentor
- >"W-Wake up... Please..."
- >She need not cry
- >After all, she has become tears themselves
- >And those tears stay so very close to the body on the floor
- >"Please..."
- >As she lies there, broken and dead, you feel nothing but disgust
- >This was the ruler of Equestria
- >This mere, mortal mare
- >In the end, she couldn't even protect her subjects
- >What a pitiful ruler
- >She bleeds like any other
- >Dies like any other
- >Yet she kept herself high on a pedestal
- >As if better than everyone else
- >It makes you sick to your very core
- >Disgust wells up in you and manifests itself as saliva
- >With great force, you spit onto her corpse
- "That's for waking me up at fucking six in the morning."
- >"I WILL MURDER YOU!"
- >Twilight's voice roars through the castle
- >But she's a sweater made of tears
- >She means nothing to you any more
- >Without even looking at her, you go towards Rarity
- >Accompanied by panicked screams, she tries to get away
- >She doesn't get anywhere in her current pudding form
- >As relaxation washes over your body, you sit down next to her
- >You never did have marshmallow pudding before
- >It does taste very good, though
- >Rarity's screams fill your very mind as you eat her
- >"PLEASE HELP ME! SOMEONE! ANYONE!"
- >Ignoring the screams are easy
- >She never liked you anyway
- >All she was is a stuck up cunt
- >And you silence that mare once and for all
- >Enjoying every last bite of her as you do so
- >When you put the very last piece in your mouth, you feel a hand on your shoulder
- >Actually it's a talon
- >Discord is staring at you
- >He is not angry, but disappointed
- >"Celestia may have been in the way, but what you did was over the line. Never do that again."
- >He reminds you of your father
- >That very same father who never seemed to be proud of you
- >Discord's stare so perfectly mimics the face of disappointment
- "Understood, m'lord."
- >His grip around your shoulder tightens
- >"I don't think you understand."
- >There is no chaos in his eyes
- >No joy at the death of the ruler
- >For once, Discord seems like any other person
- >"I may be the god of chaos, but even I have lines. You crossed it."
- >Fear grabs a sudden hold of you
- >With his great strength, Discord pulls you up
- >He looks you right in the eye
- >Although there is no fury in his look, he frightens you
- >"There's making fun of ponies, and there's being disrespectful. Despite what you might think of me, I hold respect very dearly."
- >Discord's voice is dark and quiet
- >Almost a mere whisper
- >"You're of no use to me. You don't deserve what I have given you."
- >With the snap of his fingers, the five remaining ponies are back
- >And you suddenly feel sick to your stomach
- >Before being able to do anything, you're violently vomiting everywhere
- >Chunks of white pudding come shooting up
- >Once your stomach is completely empty, Discord snaps his fingers again
- >Rarity returns to her pony form, albeit wet from being in your stomach
- >"He's all yours, girls."
- >With a final poof, Discord vanishes from sight
- >You're surrounded by six ponies
- >Six furious ponies
- >But Twilight is the one who scares you
- >You barely recognize her anymore
- >She has become vengeance incarnate
- >"You..."
- >Slowly she moves closer
- >Inches towards you
- >There is no remorse in her eyes
- >No forgiveness
- >And she has all of her power
- >All of her anger-fueled powers
- >There is no way you're getting out of this one
- >"I will murder you..."
- >"Twilight-"
- >"Shut up, AJ! He killed Celestia! HE! KILLED! CELESTIA! HE DOESN'T GET TO LIVE!"
- >Twilight is roaring at her friend
- >And even though Applejack would protest, she doesn't
- >She simply steps aside for her friend
- >Let's her continue with her evil deed
- >Knowing the anger residing within her, it was probably going to be a painful end
- >She could torture you for weeks
- >And with her magic, there is no telling what might happen to you
- >There is no way you were going to risk that
- >Before Twilight can take you, you grab the blade from Celestia
- >What remaining blood she has pours out as the blade is removed
- >You don't even think before plunging the blade into your stomach
- >It's magical powers are already taking effect
- >Within seconds you feel darkness coming
- >"NO! YOU DON'T GET TO TAKE THE EASY WAY!"
- >You feel Twilight grabbing a hold of you
- >Shaking your limp body around
- >But it's too late
- >You have succeeded
- >The darkness is coming
- >Whether she likes it or not
- >As serenity claims your mind, her words are drowning
- >You see her mouth move, but there is no sound
- >You feel yourself being flung against the wall
- >And moments before you hit the ground, everything goes black
- >And in the darkness, you see a white, forgiving ruler
- >Her face is adorned with a smile
- >A motherly smile
- >And as she smiles down upon you, you feel comfort
- >Feel the warmth spreading in your body
- >She unfolds her wing and drapes you in it
- >And in that very moment
- >As you stay close to her vast and majestic softness
- >In that moment you find peace
- >Your heart finally stopping and letting go
- >Your mind finally saying goodbye
- >Darkness gives, darkness takes
- End.
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