sex in a tree

CBD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SEX IN A STRANGE PLACE.
Memo is now Secret by CBD
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] is in a tree --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] is wearing two sweaters and a stolen pair of very warm pants, rolled up a bit because bird legs. And drinking hot cider. --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] creeps up behind tweety bird, kind of wondering whos pants he stole because thats just sad --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] fuckin pants thief --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] doesnt actually know whos pants he stole but theyre thick and fleecey. So he ripped a hole in the back for his tail and put them on so he can go outside for once. --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] a hole in the back~?? --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] easy access --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] is just up on a large branch, talons clutching the bark. You could say he's perching. Hehehe bird. --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] flutters behind and just casually bends you over slightly to expose the hole in your pants, hello birdy asshole how are you today --
CBD: !!
CTG: heya tweety
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] chokes on cider and drops his mug. Shit. --
CBD: goddammit why doesnt anyone here know not to sneak up on people
CTG: because
CTG: its more fun to /suprise/ people
CTG: now calm down
CBD: you made me drop my drink
CTG: dont worry
CTG: ill give you plent to drink
CTG: now calm down
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] sadly looks down at cider spilled on the ground. --
CBD: alright
CBD: whatever
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] turns you on the branch so that you're facing the tree and stands on it behind you, unzips my pants because i never wear underwear or anything of the sort --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's tailfeathers twitch, wanting to turn downward to cover the bit of exposed ass because its cold as fuck out here. --
CBD: oh is this what youre up to
CTG: bingo
CTG: someone gets a cookie
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's tailfeathers lift right on up. --
CBD: well hurry before my ass gets cold
CTG: pff
CTG: hahaaha
CTG: wouldnt want that would we?
CBD: i could very easily cover my cold ass back up
CTG: but then id have to do this by force
CBD: rude
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] Rubs the tip of his now hard bulge on your little feathery asshole, teasing for a moment for roughly forcing it inside it. --
CTG: not rude
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's hands clench against the tree, talons digging roughly into the bark as he grunts. --
CBD: fffuck!
CTG: hehehe
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] Begins thrusting a bit, leaning over and nibbling on the others neck for shits and or giggles. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] relaxes suddenly and moans softly, almost cooing. He drags one hand down, scraping the bark before disentangling his talons, to carress and squeeze at the hardening bulge in his own pants. --
CBD: nnnnh
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] quickens the pace of his thrusting a bit, being a little bit more rough than usual for some odd reason. Drags his the forked tongue up the others neck and begins to nibble on their ear, almost cooing himself. --
CTG: pomf
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's face turns upward, cheek against the tree trunk, and he moans more feverishly. Eyes unfocused and halfopen, he starts bucking and rolling his hips back against Davein as much as he can in this position. --
CBD: sh
CBD: shut up
-- CURRENT forgottenGuitarist [CFG] brbs for dinner but keeps this up heheh)) --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] reaches under dave and grabs his bulge and starts to rub at the tip of it. Thrusting quite fasat now. this is fun this is a fun time. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's talons dig into the bark of the tree, leaving deep scrapes, bleeding resin. But not a single fuck is given about that because hes too concentrated on the dick roughly pounding his birdbutt. Dave's moaning has peaked and changed more into high shouts, interspersed with gasping breaths. --
CBD: oh god!!
CTG: hmm
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] tries to talk between cries and gasps, voice high and raspy. --
CBD: dave i want it in
CTG: ...
CTG: you want my genetic material in this time??
CBD: godammit yes
CTG: if you shay so
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] lifts his head and gets his horn stuck in a tree branch, at the moment the tree branch touches the tip of his horn he just fuckin climaxes all up inside tweetys ass. He pulls it out as the red genetic material starts to over flow a bit. --
CTG: f-fuckin trees
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] the tip of daves horn is the most sensitive thing on him. Shits like instajizz --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's breath hitches and his claws scrape audibly against the tree bark as he reaches orgasm too. Well it looks like these stolen pants are already in need of a washing. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] pants heavily, eyes closed and cheek still against the tree. Dave thinks its pretty great that trolls literally jizz buckets. Buckets of fun. --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] oh shutup --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] is kinda just relaxed against the tree trunk now, cooing lowly. --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] blops his scaley ass right on the branch --
CBD: that was fun
CTG: totally
CTG: spontanious tree sex is a thing
CBD: if it wasnt before it certainly is now
CBD: also i cant tell because your jizz is red but i might be bleeding a little?
CTG: ..
CTG: probably both
CTG: i just got molested
CTG: by a tree
CBD: i just got molested by a jackass
CBD: seems were even
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] repositions himself on the tree with a grunt, pulling off his pants and captchaloguing them to put in the laundry later --
CBD: fuck now im cold
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] wraps a wing around --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] pulls his longer sweater over his knees --
CTG: then let the body heat be shared
CBD: when my ass is done leaking were going inside where its warm and i can do the laundry
CTG: ...
CTG: so in about an hour??
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] snorts --
CBD: it wont take that long to actively stop leaking
CBD: i know from experience
CBD: but ill have to visit the bathroom
CTG: why did you want it inside you this time??
CBD: because it feels good
CBD: its all warm and stuff and i think it makes the afterglow last longer
CTG: ...
CTG: do you have
CTG: a fetish
CTG: for red troll jizz
CBD: er
CBD: uh
CBD: maybe???
CTG: ...
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] starts laughing --
CBD: what??
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] falls out the chairrr --
CTG: espotjs
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] tree* --
CTG: hahahaaha
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] glares down at Davein --
CBD: what???
CBD: what the fuck are you laughing at??
CTG: you
CTG: you have a jizz fetish
CBD: dude
CBD: if i werent full of jizz right now
CBD: id pretend you were a shiny sportscar
CBD: and shit on you
CTG: and you know whawt
CTG: id take that shit
CTG: and shove it back in your ass
CTG: and makeout with your passionately
CTG: then leave
CBD: gross
CTG: <BT
CTG: youd like it
CTG: my hand up your ass
CBD: i prefer dicks
CBD: anyways im done leaking so im going inside
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] hops out of the tree and shivers, grabbing his now empty cider mug from the snow --
CTG: okay