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- <p><span class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC]</span> <span class="black">began trolling</span><span class="terezi"> gelecanMaestro [GM]</span></p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Damnit,-wake-up-already!---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: oKKAAy,,, i AAm AAwAAKKing now,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Good,-feeling-better?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i feel somewhAAtever better,,,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---That's-good.-If-it's-not-too-much-trouble,-can-you-get-back-to-work?!---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: ummm,,, bAAcKK to worKKing on whAAt.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Well-the-first-thing-you've-got-to-do-is-make-sure-everything's-deployed-that-you-can-deploy.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: there is still,,, AA few other devices,,,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-deploy-them,-I'm-bored,-want-to-alchemize-stuff,-and-am-running-out-of-bombs-here.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i only hAAve enough ummm,,, grist to deploying one of them,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---What-is-it?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: AA ummm,,, "punch cAArd designix"</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---well-send-it-out-already,-I-need-to-start-alchemizing-stuff-and-I'm-not-gonna-do-that-while-there-are-important-items-that-need-to-be-made.---O</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Great,-now-I-just-have-to-get-some-cards-punched-and-I-can-get-to-work.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: yes,,, thAAt is how it worKKings,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---And-I'm-guessing-you're-almost-ready-to-head-out?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: heAAding out where.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---There's-a-problem-in-your-world,-and-you-need-to-fix-it.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: oh, whAAt.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---The-hell-should-I-know?-What's-your-place-look-like?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i cAAn not see AAnything but,,, fog outside my windows,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Have-you-tried-heading-out?-Also,-there's-a-bunch-of-giant-monster-things-heading-your-way.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: oh, there is AA bunch of whAAts.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---you-know-those-imp-things?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: yes, i KKillinged them AAnd obtAAining grist,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Think-those,-but-boss-monsters---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: so ummm,,, giAAntly imps.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---It-took-eight-bombs-to-take-one-of-those-things-down-though.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i do not hAAving AAny bombs,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---That's-why-you're-gonna-need-better-equipment-than-what-you've-got-now.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: my eQQuipments is fine though,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Yeah,-but-think-about-how-many-cards-you'd-need-to-throw,-you-wouldn't-look-half-as-awesome-if-you-weren't-one-hit-killing-them-like-a-badass.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: thAAt mAAy being AA goid point,,,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Definitely,-I'm-thinking-alchemizing-a-gauntlet-that-fires-your-cards-at-a-ridiculously-high-velocity?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i do not KKnowing how to AAlchemite thAAt,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---That's-why-they-invented-experimentation.-Knowing-you-you've-got-millions-of-grist-by-now.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i do not KKnowledge how mAAny i hAAving,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---You-rise-up-your-echeladder-yet-at-least?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i told you my hive is too tAAll to hAAving AA lAAdder,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---The-name-of-your-level,-numbnuts---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: oh, i do not KKnowledge thAAt,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---What-do-you-know-then?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i do not KKnowledge whAAt else to sAAying,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Just-get-your-ass-ready-for-the-fight-of-its-life.-You'll-probably-need-to-pull-all-kings-if-you-want-to-live.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: oKKAAy, how do i AAlchemite things.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---You-haven't-alchemized-anything-yet?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i AAlchemitinged the vrisKKAA AArm, AAnd then went to sleeping,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-do-that,-just-with-other-things.-You-can-also-combine-things.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i cAAn combining things.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Yeah,-to-make-better-or-worse-things.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: how do i doing thAAt.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---K,-you-have-a-bunch-of-cards-punched?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: cAArds punched.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---That-thing-you-deployed?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: the ummm,,, punch cAArd designix.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Exactly,-punch-card.-cards-punched.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: oKKAAy, ummm,,, how do i doing thAAt.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Do-you-have-some-sylladex-cards-with-items-in-them?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i do hAAving those,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---put-one-in.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: putting one in where.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---is-there-a-slot-somewhere?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: AA slot somewhere in whAAt.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---The-punch-card-designex,-idiot!---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: oh, thAAt is in my other blocKK,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-get-to-it.---O</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---You-there?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i wAAs there but ummm,,, my husKKtop is not portAAbility, whAAt do i doing once i getting there.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Stick-a-card-in-and-activate-the-machine.-Find-a-switch-or-button-or-something.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: whAAt AAbout the KKeyboAArd.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---That'd-probably-work.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: there AAre AA lot of buttons,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---I-thought-you-were-a-lucky-guy---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i should JJust pushing rAAndom letters then.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---go-crazy---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: oKKAAy,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Any-luck?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: no, i ruininged AA perfectionistly good corpse AAnd only retrievAAled AA strAAnge ummm,,, hugging sQQuids.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Can-they-be-used-for-anything?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: i do not thinKKing so,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-try-something-else.-Like-something-not-retarded.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: you sAAid pushing rAAndom buttons,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Yeah,-now-I'm-saying-not-something-retarded.-So-don't-make-yourself.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: whAAt do i doing then.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---are-there-letters?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: letters. i do not thinKKing i getting mAAil here,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---like-the-alphabet.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: where.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---ON-THE-KEYBOARD---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: thAAt is whAAt AA KKeyboAArd is supposed to hAAving,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-try-typing-something-in.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: thAAt is whAAt i did,</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---I-mean-like-a-coherant-word.-Like-rock,-or-card-or-something.---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: oKKAAy,</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: it duplicAAtinged my vrisKKAA poster!</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---Alright-then,-let's-try-combining-your-vriska-poster-with-one-of-those-squids---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: how do i doing thAAt.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---okay,-you've-got-the-codes-for-both-items?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: the items hAAving codes. you meAAning whAAt i typed in to getting the vrisKKAA poster.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---On-the-back-of-the-card?---O</p>
- <p class="terezi">GM: there is AA bAAcKK of the cAArds.</p>
- <p class="vriska">SC: ---...excuse-me,-I'm-going-to-go-cry-in-a-corner-for-a-few-hours.---O <span class="vriska"></span></p>
- <p class="vriska"><span class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC]</span> <span class="black">gave up trolling</span> <span class="terezi">gelecanMaestro [GM]</span></p>
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