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[audience clapping, cheering]

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[woman] Hello.
Yes, I'm Zadie, I'm very single.

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[laughter]

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I feel, like, there is a time
after your breakup

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when you should be allowed
to be completely... pathetic.

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I don't know how long
that timeframe should be,

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but I feel like
it should be okay
for you to totally act out

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Lifetime movie scenarios
in your real life.

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Like walking alone in the rain

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so that you can hide your tears
on your face.

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Or taking bathroom breaks
at work

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so that you can cry
in the handicap stall.

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And don't judge me
for using that stall.

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I need it, because my handicap
is that my heart is broken.

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And those railings
are the only thing
that can hold me up.

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I've often looked
in my medicine cabinet
and been like,

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how much Extra Strength Tylenol
can I take before it kills me?

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[laughter]

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I do think that
being this pathetic
can create a lot of perks,

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like, you get out of doing stuff
that you didn't want to do
in the first place.

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I don't get invited
to parties anymore

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'cause my friends are, like,
"Is Zadie gonna dress up
for this?"

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And the answer is no.

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[scattered laughter]

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I won't,

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I'll probably wear
what I wore yesterday.

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In fact, I'm wearing
what I wore yesterday right now.

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[laughter]

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And my friends
won't bring me out anymore,

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because they know that I could
be triggered easily by anything.

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If I see a pregnant woman
in public...

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that is bad for my ego.

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Unless the pregnant woman
is swollen and unhappy,

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get her away from me,
I don't want to see her...

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I don't want to see someone
carrying happiness for two.

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Unfortunately,
there is a deadline

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for how long you can be
this pathetic,

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which sucks,
because I think you should
be able to be this sad

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until you find a new boyfriend.

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My breakup was three years ago.

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[laughter]

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That's not the joke.

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[laughter continues]

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What?

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-Can I not smile at my friend?
-No.

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-You still mad at me?
-Yeah.

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-You still mad at me?
-Yeah.

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You still mad at me?

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-You are so annoying.
-[laughs]

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-Wait, wait.
-What?

51
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You know that I'm bringing you
up this weekend

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-to make up for missing
your birthday last week?
-Mm-hmm.

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Which I had to, because I had
that TV audition in that show.

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-Right, how was it?
-Bad. I didn't get it.

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-No? Oh, I'm sorry.
-Yeah.

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That you're lying.

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-What?
-You posted a picture
on Instagram

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with an empty box
from Jimmy's Pizza,

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talking about
another Friday night
with my man Jimmy.

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Am I... Am I wrong?

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-No, you're not wrong.
-I'm not wrong, that's crazy.

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I didn't know you had
an Instagram account.

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That was selfish.

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Sorry.

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-But, on the bright side,
I brought gifts.
-Ooh!

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You're forgiven.

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[chuckles]

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-Chocolate mints?
-Yeah.

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I know they're your favorite

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and you can only get them
at the movie theater,

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and we haven't been going
to the movies as much as
we used to,

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and I didn't want you
to miss out.

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Ah! No way.

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[scoffs]

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This is signed.

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It's nothing.
There's a lot of his signatures

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floating around
and it's very inflated.

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But I know how much that book
meant to you in college, so...

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-This must have cost you
a fortune.
-It did.

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[laughs] Oh!

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I think that was the night
that I lost my virginity.

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To me?

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Was that you?

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[chuckles]

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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What's worse than going past
your allotted time
to be pathetic

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and losing respect
from your friends
and your family...

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is gaining sympathy
from your ex.

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[scattered laughter]

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Like, he's heard about
your feeble attempts

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of committing suicide
with Tylenol.

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And he wants to be your friend.

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So he can help you
through the pain that he caused.

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And what's even worse is him
trying to make me be friends

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with his new girlfriend.

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That's like someone
stealing my house

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and then asking me to pay rent.

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-Doesn't work like that.
-[laughter]

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And my mom's no different.

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She's so old school
that she told me...

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[voice fades]

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-Thank you.
-Don't thank me yet.

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She asked. I couldn't say no.

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You can always say no,
that's what they teach you
in rape prevention.

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[sighs] Give her a chance.

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-Get to know her this weekend.
-Fine.

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Hey.

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Hey, may I...
Do you mind if I sit
in the front?

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I can't understand
what she's saying.

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Girl,
roll the window down.

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We're already having problems.

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I can't really see you,
the window's too dark.

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-[Zadie] Yeah?
-Hey.

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Uh, hey, girl.
Do you mind if I sit...

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-Stop doing that.
-I don't know what...

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Do you...

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Stop.

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Do you mind if I sit
in the front?

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Would you mind
sitting in the back?

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You don't mind, right?

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You don't mind.

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-[Zadie] I do.
-You don't. Get in the back.

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-Get in the back.
-I do mind.

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Oh! [chuckles]]

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-Hey, girl.
-Hey.

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And I guess, I'll just,
I'll get... this.

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Hey.

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["Black Mother & Father" plays]

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¶  Can't stand this way
Of working  ¶

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¶  Not going this way
Of living  ¶

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¶  Harder  ¶

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¶  Harder and harder  ¶

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¶  I can't stand this way
Of living  ¶

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¶  Because I'm from
A black upbringing  ¶

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¶  Mother  ¶

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¶  Mother and a father  ¶

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¶  Whoa-oh  ¶

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¶  I never got
the right to say  ¶

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¶  And I never got
The right to do  ¶

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¶  All I've got is
The right to pray  ¶

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¶  Harder  ¶

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¶  Harder and harder  ¶

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¶  I can't stand this way
Of living  ¶

145
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¶  Because I'm from
A black upbringing  ¶

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¶  Mother  ¶

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¶  Mother and a father  ¶

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¶  Whoa-oh-oh  ¶

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Hi, Mom.

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It's not nice
for a young girl to give up.

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Hi, Mom.

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These are the best years
of your life.

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Hi, Mom.

154
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Where's Daddy?

155
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-Didn't I tell you?
-Tell me what?

156
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-Fishing trip.
-He knew I was coming.

157
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[scoffs] Not everything
is about you.

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I thought I had
at least a few more years
where everything was about me.

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[laughs]
Now who told you that?

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That ended when you entered
your late 20s.

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-[Bradford] Hey, now.
-You look clean.

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Well, you know.

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[both chuckle]

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Karen, this is Margo.

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[laughs nervously]
Um, thank you for inviting me.

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[chuckles] Bradford invited you.

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First room on your right.

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Don't slump.

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[vehicle approaches,
brakes squeal]

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[Karen] You must be Aubrey.

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[Aubrey] I'm earlier
than I expected.

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[Karen] This is your room.

173
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I'll be around
if you need anything.

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[footsteps approaching]

175
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You could knock!

176
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Why? What are you
doing in here?

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Being grown.

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Who was that?

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-Who?
-The man in the next room.

180
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I think your hearing's funny.

181
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There's nothing wrong
with my hearing.

182
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It just takes me a minute
to register what you're asking

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and if I should be
answering you.

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It's a guest.

185
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You didn't tell me
anyone was coming.

186
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I run a business, Zadie.

187
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How do you think
I send you money every month?

188
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It's not every month.

189
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Okay.

190
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I'm just saying,
you didn't mention it.

191
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You don't seem
to mention much lately.

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It's, like, you're getting
sneakier the older you get.

193
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The older I get, the less I feel
the need to explain myself.

194
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What do you know about him?

195
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That he paid for his room.

196
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His voice is very deep.

197
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He sounds suspicious.
Where's he from?

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I didn't ask him.

199
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Guests don't like you
getting in their business.

200
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But... he did come alone.

201
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Why are you telling me that?

202
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He wasn't supposed
to come alone.

203
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I just wish someone
would marry you,

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so I could quit
worrying about you.

205
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Is this Little Women?

206
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You only have one daughter
to care for!

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Comb your hair.

208
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You wanna get on the blanket?

209
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No, no, I'm allergic to wool.

210
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I once lost half a hairline
to a wool beret.

211
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But it looked good on me.

212
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-The beret.
-Hmm. Mm-hmm.

213
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And I would lie
and tell people

214
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that the asymmetrical haircut
that I had

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was an ode to '90s Salt-N-Pepa.

216
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Yeah. "Push It."

217
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Yeah! [laughs]

218
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It's beautiful here.

219
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Yeah.

220
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Yeah,
my mom opened this place up
after her and my dad retired.

221
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I never used to come.

222
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I always had this fear
of dying in a small town.

223
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-Still kind of do.
-[Margo] What?

224
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I had this fear of dying
in a small town.

225
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Why?

226
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'Cause people
aren't really here

227
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and there's nothing to do
except for have sex
and kill people.

228
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Well, I know which one
I'd rather do.

229
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Which one?

230
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I don't know
if the choice is obvious.

231
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-She's joking.
-Who said that?

232
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,877
Yo, who's that?

233
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[Margo] An adult black male.

234
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[Zadie]
Why are you describing him
like a suspect?

235
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He's a guest.

236
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,218
[Bradford]
I didn't know anybody else
was gonna be here.

237
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He got here this morning.
His name's Aubrey.

238
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-Aubrey!
-No, what are you doing?

239
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,677
[Margo]
I'm saying hello, he's cute.

240
00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,228
-For Zadie. Aubrey!
-Guests don't like it
when you get in their business.

241
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,965
I'm not getting in his business,
I'm saying hi.

242
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,605
Hi.

243
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,940
-I'm Margo.
-Aubrey.

244
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,375
[Margo]
This is my boyfriend, Bradford.

245
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:41,663
Bradford.

246
00:14:41,664 --> 00:14:42,280
-[Bradford] 'Sup, man?
-How you doing?

247
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,982
[Margo] And this is Zadie.

248
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,284
I saw you at the window.

249
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,920
-What window?
-The window.

250
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,088
Upstairs when I pulled up.

251
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:51,956
Oh.

252
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,192
Oh, so you've met?

253
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,894
No, what he said was,

254
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,362
he saw me in the window
when he pulled up.

255
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,397
Yeah, she was just
spying on me is all.

256
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,465
[Aubrey and Margo laugh]

257
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,900
I wouldn't say that.

258
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,434
I was--
I was just joking.

259
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,169
I was joking.

260
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,172
[Bradford]
So, what, you just, like,
stay here for a night?

261
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,540
-[Aubrey] The weekend.
-Alone?

262
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,942
-[Aubrey] Yeah.
-[Margo] Hmm.

263
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,410
Yep.

264
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,145
You should join us
for drinks later.

265
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,246
No.

266
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,681
No.

267
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,449
No, you don't have to be...

268
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,352
pressured by Margo
to have drinks with us.

269
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,687
No, not at all, no pressure.

270
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,355
Why wouldn't he want
to hang out with us?

271
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,490
He's here alone.

272
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,628
-I'm fine.
-[Margo] Still,
you should join us.

273
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,131
For drinks. Later.

274
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,535
All right. Nice to meet you.

275
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,106
I'm gonna go change.

276
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,346
-She already changed once today.
-Mm-hmm.

277
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,981
How well do you know her?

278
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,716
Well.

279
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,618
Okay.

280
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,553
You know,
we have a common friend.

281
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,021
Look, Margo knows
a lot of people.

282
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,356
And you're okay with that?

283
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,225
-What, Zadie?
-She's friends with Sophie

284
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,527
and they went to college
together.

285
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,728
And?

286
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,564
And she may or may not have been

287
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:10,068
at the center of a campus-wide
HPV breakout.

288
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,004
HPV?

289
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,205
It's not curable

290
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,974
and very transmittable.

291
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,076
You're not worried?

292
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,611
No, I'm not worried,
it's HPV, okay?

293
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,414
-It's...
-Okay, wow,
welcome to the future.

294
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,250
Yeah, look,
if you don't have it,
you'll have it by tonight.

295
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,287
That's just how
that shit works now.

296
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,522
I didn't mean to curse you,
but that's reality.

297
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,191
-Thanks for that, thanks.
-Yeah, no problem.

298
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,726
I bet you Aubrey got it, so...

299
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,233
When's Daddy get back?

300
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,268
Monday.

301
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,038
After I leave?

302
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,007
He's gonna leave me
here all alone?

303
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,777
You think I have no feelings,
but I do.

304
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,179
Yeah, at the bottom
of a potpourri bowl.

305
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,051
Have you met Aubrey?

306
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,486
Yeah, who hasn't?

307
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,523
At least you made
a little bit of an effort.

308
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,359
I just found this in a drawer
and put ChapStick on.

309
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,294
I was joking.

310
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,464
I thought you were supposed
to be a comedian.

311
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,552
[Bradford]
So, what is it that you do?

312
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,055
I'm a video game programmer.

313
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,156
[Margo] Oh, wow.

314
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,224
-[Aubrey] Hey.
-Are they violent?

315
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,727
-[Aubrey] I guess so.
-You guess?

316
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,195
You don't know?

317
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,598
-[chuckles]
There are guns involved.
-Oh, isn't that unethical,

318
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,734
considering all of the shootings
that have been happening lately?

319
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,803
Let's not
talk about politics.

320
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,205
It's too divisive,
too depressing, right?

321
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,741
Margo doesn't really
watch the news.

322
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,409
It's on the same time
as Real Housewives.

323
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,344
[awkward chuckling]

324
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,446
Grr.

325
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,416
You guys are funny.

326
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,152
You have a really
interesting dynamic going on.

327
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:09,754
Oh, I don't really know her.

328
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,690
Yeah, but you two, right,
you're related, right?

329
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,193
-No. No.
-No. No, no, no.

330
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,729
-Why would you say that?
-No, you just seem familiar.

331
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,465
Oh, there's "familiar"
and "familial."

332
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,799
Those are two different words

333
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,668
and I think you're confusing
the meaning.

334
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,670
I don't think so.

335
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,273
-[Margo] Where you from?
-Montreal.

336
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,109
[Margo]
Montreal, I've never been.

337
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,877
-[Aubrey] You should go.
-You gonna take me, honey?

338
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,414
Bradford doesn't really like
foreign languages.

339
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,853
So, did you get outside today?

340
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:44,222
-No, I didn't.
-You should.

341
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,524
There's lots of trails
where you can be
alone and depressed.

342
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,792
[chuckles]

343
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,295
You should show me.

344
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,198
Maybe later.

345
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,676
Oh, hi.

346
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,713
Oh, I didn't see you there.

347
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,615
Oh, um...

348
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,786
You're so funny.

349
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,222
[clears throat]

350
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,463
You're funny.

351
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,465
-Ugh. Oh, God.
-[knocking]

352
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,600
-Hey, hey, what's so funny?
-Hey.

353
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,737
[Zadie] What do you need?
What's going on?

354
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:34,839
Oh, nothing, I just...

355
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,310
You're not gonna, like,
go on a walk for real with...

356
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,546
-Well, whatever his name is.
-Aubrey?

357
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,447
Aubrey, right.

358
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,916
Yeah, I was
planning on it, why?

359
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,552
You know,
it could be dangerous.

360
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,220
-Do you wanna chaperone?
-See?

361
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,588
Now, we on the same page,
let me grab my phone--

362
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,690
-No! What is wrong with you?
-What?

363
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,393
You don't know him.
That dude could be crazy.

364
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,727
What's the worst
that could happen?

365
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,896
What's the worst
that could happen? Uh...

366
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,266
You know,
y'all out frolicking and shit
and then, you know,

367
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:06,270
he chops you up and sprinkles
your body all over the woods,
I don't know.

368
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,574
-Or we could make love
in the bushes.
-Oh, Jesus.

369
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,709
And then maybe,
then he chops me up after.

370
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:14,278
Murder and sex.
It's a good story.

371
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,415
-That is not funny.
-No?

372
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,916
'Cause I was gonna
put it in my material.

373
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,551
Zadie, I'm serious.

374
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,220
-No, you're not.
-I am.

375
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,356
-You just met him.
-Oh, okay!

376
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,325
What about all the girls
you take home

377
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,894
after your tired
"Gordon Parks-collecting
Renaissance man" act?

378
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,762
It's not an act.

379
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,898
I am a Renaissance man.

380
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,600
You can't call yourself
a Renaissance man.

381
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,969
Other people have to
refer to you as such.

382
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:40,438
Somebody just did--
Oh, you just did.

383
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,008
I was... 'Cause I was
giving you an example.

384
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,010
-So...
-Mm-hmm.

385
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,847
Anyway,
the Renaissance has changed.

386
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,282
-I have changed.
-No.

387
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,450
You're still
the same fool.

388
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,718
Yeah, no,
Margo's changed me.

389
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,821
Are you okay?
Maybe your blood sugar's low.

390
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,390
Do you need some orange juice,
or a cookie, or something?

391
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,292
Funny, but it's true.

392
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,727
Okay,
how is this girl different?

393
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,328
She's...

394
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,763
Look, she's smart
and educated

395
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,632
and traveled
and cultured and...

396
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,533
Look, she got a great family.

397
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,736
Maybe this is Little Women.

398
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,337
Does she have a dowry, too?

399
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,672
Ha ha.

400
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:16,974
I know what you're doing, Zade.

401
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,277
You just going on that walk
to get to me.

402
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,412
Now why would I do that?

403
00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:24,315
Look, I...

404
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:40,298
I've been lucky to enjoy what
it is that I do and be able
to make money at it, so...

405
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,932
I don't even know
what that's like.

406
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,503
There's the beaver dam.

407
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,739
I just love how they,
like... dam it up.

408
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,576
-Thank you for showing me.
-Yeah, sure.

409
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,380
So what do you do?

410
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,049
I'm a comedian.

411
00:21:58,685 --> 00:21:59,884
I thought I told you
that earlier.

412
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,585
I thought you were joking.

413
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,054
No one takes me seriously.

414
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:04,655
Wait, is that true?

415
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,658
Yeah, maybe, I don't know.

416
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,827
It's an occupational hazard.

417
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,529
It's probably my fault.

418
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:13,864
Why is that?

419
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,900
Because I constantly talk

420
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,803
like I'm the supporting actress
of a romantic comedy.

421
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:23,808
But I feel very... serious
around you right now.

422
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,610
It's probably
'cause of the moonlight.

423
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:28,579
You can't be very funny
in the moonlight.

424
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,348
It's too romantic.

425
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,651
Not that this,
what we're doing
right here, is romantic.

426
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,086
This is very normal.

427
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,089
Yeah, right. [chuckles]

428
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,431
If you could make me
a character,

429
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,766
what character would I be?

430
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:54,438
You are like... an angry mouse.

431
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,407
-Like a mean Minnie?
-[laughs]

432
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,442
-That's so rude.
-Sorry.

433
00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:00,111
And very accurate.

434
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,414
You're cute.

435
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,130
You're not looking at me.

436
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,700
What are you doing?

437
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,770
What do you mean,
what am I doing?

438
00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:27,705
You see what I'm doing.

439
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:31,008
Karen is like a mom to me
and I can't have sex
in my mom's place.

440
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,910
[whispers]
Except she's not your mom.

441
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,945
No, she's not,
but she's like a mom,

442
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,681
and that's-- so that's enough,
that's enough.

443
00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,985
Plus, you see
that I'm reading. Okay?

444
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,421
So you're saying
you'd rather read.

445
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,141
Babe.

446
00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:06,610
Yes?

447
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:10,581
I think we should get tested.

448
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:12,817
Excuse me?

449
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:14,852
It's been a while, right?

450
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,188
We got tested
when we first got together

451
00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:20,825
and I haven't been
with anyone since, so, what?

452
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,092
Have you been seeing
someone else?

453
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,961
No, no, of course not!

454
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,463
You know that, it's...

455
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,799
I'm just thinking about...
your safety.

456
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:29,900
Okay.

457
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,802
I can't tell if you're serious

458
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,471
or if you're trying
to change the subject.

459
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,074
Uh-uh.

460
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,478
[Zadie laughs]

461
00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,952
You have really nice eyes.

462
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,689
[sighs]
You're letting yourself down.

463
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,257
Why I let you down?

464
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,527
I was expecting
Godard or Fellini

465
00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:57,928
or something European.

466
00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,497
Oh, you're hard to please.

467
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,699
Yes, this is true, yeah, I...

468
00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:03,934
I can't help it.

469
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,103
I put high expectations
on other people

470
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:10,174
to make up
for my lack of ambition
and follow through.

471
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,243
Are you ambitious?

472
00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:14,912
I don't know, I guess so.

473
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,121
I think we should go.

474
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,789
Probably.

475
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:29,927
-You're not sure.
-No.

476
00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:33,797
But I think that's what
I'm supposed to say.

477
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:37,635
Because it's dark
and there are no witnesses

478
00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:40,571
and I don't know you very well.

479
00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:43,707
Yet.

480
00:25:45,611 --> 00:25:46,710
Yet.

481
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,249
-Well, okay.
-Okay.

482
00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:54,718
After you.

483
00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:02,259
At any point in time,
you could've offered me
your coat.

484
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,795
-[Aubrey] Aw, man.
-[Zadie] It's too late now.
We're going to the house.

485
00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:06,196
No, I just--
I felt that you were like...

486
00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:07,831
Well, you know,
I don't have an excuse.

487
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,333
-You want my coat?
-[Zadie] No!

488
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,901
-[Aubrey] Is it too late?
-[Zadie] No, it's fine.

489
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,146
-Good night.
-Good night.

490
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,348
-[Aubrey] Good night.
-Good night.

491
00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,352
What are you doing up so late?

492
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,122
I don't need
any bad Yelp reviews.

493
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,625
You could have more faith
in my services.

494
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:38,362
Good night.

495
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:01,979
[birds chirping]

496
00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,414
When did you come back in?

497
00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:05,282
-[Zadie] It was late.
-Where's Aubrey?

498
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,117
How should I know?
I'm not his keeper.

499
00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:09,853
I just thought you might've
run into him this morning.

500
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:12,156
-Like on the way
to the bathroom?
-Or in the bathroom.

501
00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:13,457
What kind of girl
do you think I am?

502
00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:14,958
I'm not one to judge.

503
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,694
[Bradford] Oh, yeah, since when?

504
00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:20,831
Pink's really your color, Margo.

505
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:22,966
Thanks.

506
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:24,334
She doesn't mean that.

507
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:25,436
[phone rings]

508
00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:30,874
Mom!

509
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:33,777
Mom!

510
00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:37,081
-Mom!
-[phone continues ringing]

511
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,182
Mom!

512
00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:41,018
Man. [scoffs]

513
00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:47,725
Queenie's Country
Bed and Breakfast.

514
00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:49,860
Daddy!

515
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,132
Daddy's on the phone.
You wanna talk to him?

516
00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:59,269
This better not be
a Brokeback fishing trip.

517
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,140
Mom, do you wanna talk to Dad?

518
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:05,976
I'm cleaning up the cottage.

519
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:10,147
I can't believe you left me
here with her.

520
00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,218
Okay, just hurry up.

521
00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,019
Love you.

522
00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:17,421
Okay, bye.

523
00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:36,006
-It's right there,
I feel it, I feel it.
-Yeah.

524
00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:37,908
-Hey.
-Hey.

525
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:38,976
Y'all wanna play cards?

526
00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,944
-Kalooki!
-Kalooki?

527
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,946
-We'll teach you how to play.
-No handicaps.

528
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:45,182
There's a deck of cards
on the window in my room.

529
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,483
I'll get it, don't worry.

530
00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:47,785
Yeah? All right.

531
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,319
Yeah, so fun,
you gonna love it.

532
00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:54,191
Oh.

533
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,402
[drawer squeaks]

534
00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:54,251
Shit.

535
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,414
[horn honks]

536
00:31:25,150 --> 00:31:28,518
[honking continues]

537
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,153
[laughs]

538
00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:31,421
Go around!

539
00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,961
-Hey.
-Hey.

540
00:31:37,963 --> 00:31:40,297
-You leaving?
-Nah, I'm just gonna
go grab a bite to eat.

541
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:42,065
-In town?
-Yeah.

542
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:45,302
You?

543
00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:46,402
I get really claustrophobic
in that house,

544
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,505
and we ran out of liquor,

545
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:51,975
and I get really cranky
when we don't have
brown liquor at hand.

546
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,377
Mm-hmm.

547
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,613
Um... You want a ride?

548
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,985
Yeah, yes.

549
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,465
[Aubrey] You were just
gonna walk the entire way?

550
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:17,701
["Smoke Break" plays]

551
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:20,604
¶  I just need a smoke break
Just to calm my nerves  ¶

552
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:24,274
¶  I just need to run away
Somewhere far from here  ¶

553
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,511
¶  I just need to run away
Along the riverside  ¶

554
00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:31,181
¶  Somewhere eating shrooms
Getting mountain high...  ¶

555
00:32:31,383 --> 00:32:33,050
Say cheese.

556
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,584
Paparazzi.

557
00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:37,955
Do you have a fixed bike, too?

558
00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:40,457
No, a three-speed, actually.

559
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:43,410
Oh!

560
00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:44,427
Sorry, that was a little
presumptuous of me.

561
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:47,364
I love being judged,
it's the best.

562
00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:48,732
I'm not judging.

563
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,200
All right, sure.

564
00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:53,437
Guess I'm a little judge-y.

565
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,406
Get that from my mom.

566
00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:01,712
-What year is this?
-1975.

567
00:33:01,714 --> 00:33:03,747
Oh, good year.

568
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,749
I'm impressed with how well
you've kept it.

569
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:08,385
I break my cell phone
after a few weeks.

570
00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:09,619
[laughs]

571
00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:12,322
The general store is up here.

572
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,458
¶  Just to soothe my soul  ¶

573
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:17,527
¶  Just like Grandma's food
When I wasn't grown  ¶

574
00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:20,764
¶  I've grown up real fast
We're all getting old  ¶

575
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:25,135
¶  Been a hell of a ride
Like a roller coaster  ¶

576
00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:31,375
[Zadie]
You don't have to come in.

577
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:36,446
-I think I'm gonna look around.
-[Zadie] Okay.

578
00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:40,217
[speakers: Muzak]

579
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:12,749
I'll be right back.

580
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:20,457
Hey. I forgot my wallet.

581
00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:26,830
So, wait, you left the house
without any money or car,

582
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,232
holding a deck of cards?

583
00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:31,668
Yeah, maybe
I wasn't going into town.

584
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:35,605
But it sounded like
a good idea and I don't like
being left out of things.

585
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,349
[laughs]

586
00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:48,385
Thanks.

587
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,567
Stop! Don't!

588
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:07,137
I don't take pictures
in my shorts! Gosh!

589
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:09,773
-Where you going?
-Back to the house.

590
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:12,776
-You just gonna walk
with all that stuff?
-Yep.

591
00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,246
Does this normally work for you?

592
00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,581
With people?

593
00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,617
-Sometimes!
-Okay.

594
00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,664
I'm gonna save
this particular action.

595
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,399
[Aubrey] Yeah.

596
00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:39,169
It's pretty heavy to carry
all the way to the house.

597
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:41,805
I'm gonna need a ride back.

598
00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:58,655
Sorry, I only bought one.

599
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,323
With your money.

600
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:01,625
That's okay.

601
00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:04,294
But I can pay you back.
I have money at the house.

602
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,263
It's fine, I'm sure, it's fine.

603
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:07,597
We could share, if you want.

604
00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:11,334
It's cool, I'm just...

605
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,235
sitting here, trying not
to drink and drive, but...

606
00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:17,774
It's warm anyway,
you wouldn't like it.

607
00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:20,377
There's a diner right there
if you want something.

608
00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:22,379
Nice.

609
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,391
I'll get the spaghetti
with meatballs

610
00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:39,863
and the chicken parm
and the ice cream,

611
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,599
and the hot chocolate with whip.

612
00:36:42,935 --> 00:36:44,467
Did you want anything?

613
00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:46,336
No, that's great, that's good.

614
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,572
So two of that.

615
00:36:48,941 --> 00:36:50,607
[woman] Okay.

616
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,275
You need the chicken parm
to go with...

617
00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:53,677
-For later.
-Okay.

618
00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:55,812
So you think
you drank up an appetite?

619
00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:57,314
That's very rude.

620
00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:58,648
-That's rude?
-That's rude.

621
00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:00,283
It's honest.

622
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:01,851
Shouldn't talk about
a lady's drinking?

623
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:05,455
I'm just kidding,
I did drink a lot.

624
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:06,690
-She seems...
-Pretty lit.

625
00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:08,325
Yeah, she's very nice.

626
00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:09,726
You were a little rude
to her, though.

627
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,294
-Me? What did I say?
-Yeah.

628
00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:12,862
I just ordered food.

629
00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,264
You been here before?

630
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,367
No, but that's
what you do at a diner.

631
00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,802
-Order food.
-Right.

632
00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:20,837
The chicken parmesan,
the spaghetti...

633
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,840
It's a lot, you know,
but it's fine.

634
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,409
-It's worth it.
-Is this our first fight?

635
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,744
-It's cool.
-[laughs]

636
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:28,845
Yeah. Kind of.

637
00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:30,847
It's all right.

638
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,353
I really am not sharing.

639
00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:42,892
So?

640
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,028
So.

641
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:47,964
What's with the stuff
in your back seat?

642
00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:49,366
Are you homeless?

643
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:51,935
No, I'm not.

644
00:37:54,006 --> 00:37:55,272
So?

645
00:37:56,008 --> 00:37:58,842
I... I just got out of a...

646
00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:01,011
-Jail?
-[laughs]

647
00:38:01,013 --> 00:38:02,812
A really long relationship.

648
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:04,714
And I'm moving.

649
00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,851
-How long is long?
-Six years.

650
00:38:08,353 --> 00:38:11,755
Whoa. That's not a breakup,
that's a divorce.

651
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,024
-Do you have kids?
-No, no.

652
00:38:14,026 --> 00:38:15,458
Thank God.

653
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:19,996
Yeah, I guess that
would've been harder, right?

654
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:23,066
I'm just saying kids
are awful in general.

655
00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:27,070
So, are you here,
like, on recovery?

656
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:31,374
She was supposed to be here.

657
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:33,543
Yeah.

658
00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:36,546
-She was gonna move with you?
-Yeah.

659
00:38:37,049 --> 00:38:39,649
-Where's the rest of your stuff?
-We shipped it there.

660
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:48,058
So she shipped
her stuff with yours

661
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,659
and then decided not to go.

662
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:53,930
Yep, yep. Her stuff
is there waiting for me,

663
00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:56,099
I have to ship it back to her.

664
00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:58,735
So she broke your heart
and now you have a chore to do?

665
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,907
Yeah, I mean, she was supposed
to drive with me, though, so...

666
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:06,576
And this was gonna be,
like, a romantic pit stop?

667
00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:07,677
That's right.

668
00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:13,817
Man, that is... amazing.

669
00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:15,885
Um...

670
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,454
And pathetic.

671
00:39:19,091 --> 00:39:21,991
It kind of...
It kind of turns me on.

672
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,828
That's... that's weird.

673
00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:26,529
-That's really weird.
-Yes.

674
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:29,032
-I understand.
-Why does that turn you on?

675
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:31,901
I can't really explain it.

676
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:34,037
I just feel like...

677
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,140
you're more damaged than me?

678
00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:39,142
-[chuckles]
-And that makes me feel good.

679
00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,812
That's terrible,
like really bad, like gross.

680
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:46,416
But honest.

681
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:50,987
Yeah, I haven't learned to lie.

682
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,187
You wanna go in back?

683
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,923
-Yeah!
-Okay.

684
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:34,197
-[Aubrey] On this side.
-Oh.

685
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,139
-I'll just...
-[Aubrey] That's cool.

686
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,141
-Watch your head.
-[Zadie] Okay.

687
00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:50,480
-[Aubrey] Take that off first?
-Yeah, can you pull
the sleeves down?

688
00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,115
-[Aubrey] Yeah.
-Yeah, that's great, okay, okay.

689
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,783
-[Aubrey] Are you good?
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

690
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,686
I'll just... Okay...

691
00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:59,456
-[Aubrey] Oh! That's very...
-Sorry. Okay, that's...

692
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,958
Trying to get a good angle...

693
00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:04,060
-Nope.
-[Aubrey] Hold on a sec.

694
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:05,929
Okay.

695
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:10,867
Yeah, I really wanna do this.

696
00:41:12,737 --> 00:41:16,706
But logistically,
I don't think this will work.

697
00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:20,743
So... So we should stop.

698
00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,080
And maybe later tonight?

699
00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:25,715
When there's more...

700
00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,117
-Space?
-Okay.

701
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,220
And then maybe
we could do it then.

702
00:41:30,222 --> 00:41:31,721
-Okay.
-Okay.

703
00:41:31,723 --> 00:41:33,490
[both laugh]

704
00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:35,692
-[Zadie] Here, I got this.
-[Aubrey] I got you.

705
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,527
-Ladies first.
-[Zadie] Yep, good.

706
00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:39,229
[grunting]

707
00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:45,702
[car stereo: soft R&B music]

708
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:57,580
What is she doing?

709
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,874
["Neu Roses
(Transgressor's Song)" plays]

710
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:27,610
¶  Taking my breath away  ¶

711
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:43,726
¶  Should've left you
A long time ago  ¶

712
00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:47,797
¶  All my niggas
Done told me so  ¶

713
00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:51,100
¶  But my niggas
Don't hold me tight  ¶

714
00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:54,938
¶  When I'm sleeping
In my bed at night
Only you  ¶

715
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,839
¶  Should've left
A long time ago  ¶

716
00:42:56,841 --> 00:42:58,741
¶  Should've left
A long time ago  ¶

717
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,643
¶  All my niggas
Done told me so  ¶

718
00:43:00,645 --> 00:43:02,679
¶  All my niggas
Done told me so  ¶

719
00:43:02,681 --> 00:43:05,348
¶  But my niggas
Don't hold me tight  ¶

720
00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:07,717
¶  When I'm sleeping
In my bed at night  ¶

721
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,953
-¶  Only you  ¶
-¶  Babe, I know...  ¶

722
00:43:16,595 --> 00:43:17,927
Is that my dress?

723
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,129
It was, in 1977.

724
00:43:20,665 --> 00:43:22,165
Did you consider asking?

725
00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:23,366
It crossed my mind.

726
00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:26,002
-And?
-I couldn't find you.

727
00:43:26,638 --> 00:43:27,937
Did you look?

728
00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:29,906
No.

729
00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:46,389
-Karen's really nice.
-If you say so.

730
00:43:46,891 --> 00:43:48,391
We talked a little earlier.

731
00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:49,926
Yeah, what'd she say about me?

732
00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:52,695
About you? Nothing.

733
00:43:52,697 --> 00:43:54,230
Oh, well.

734
00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:56,299
She has a way of saying
inappropriate things.

735
00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,701
[chuckles]
Runs in the family, huh?

736
00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:06,876
We should get Bradford in here.
He's a better cook than me.

737
00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:08,244
-Bradford?
-Yeah.

738
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:09,345
Bradford cooks what?

739
00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:11,280
He's really good with fish.

740
00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:14,717
Fish? Just like... all fish?

741
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,819
Like salmon with quinoa.

742
00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:18,087
He can't even pronounce quinoa.

743
00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:20,256
No, really. [laughs]

744
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,427
Well, he must've picked that up
in South America.

745
00:44:25,063 --> 00:44:27,730
He was supposed to go there
to find himself for a month

746
00:44:27,732 --> 00:44:31,267
and somehow,
he found you in baggage claim.

747
00:44:34,406 --> 00:44:36,239
I was surprised I was invited.

748
00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:40,710
I wouldn't really say
I... invited you.

749
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:43,446
Bradford said
you wanted us to get to know
each other better, I mean.

750
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,948
Come on,
it's been a bit awkward.

751
00:44:53,158 --> 00:44:55,224
-[Aubrey]
You cleaned up nice.
-[Zadie] Thank you.

752
00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:58,061
I'm trying
to seem harder to get
than I actually am.

753
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,298
Why you playing dress up?

754
00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:04,200
I'm pretending
to be someone I like.

755
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:05,768
[chuckles] She is funny.

756
00:45:05,770 --> 00:45:07,036
That wasn't a joke.

757
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,872
So, what do you do, Margo?

758
00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:12,041
I work in public relations.

759
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:15,244
[Zadie] I was never able
to relate to the public.

760
00:45:15,246 --> 00:45:17,346
Always on the outskirts
of society.

761
00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:18,781
On the sidelines.

762
00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:20,216
Ever since
high school basketball.

763
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:21,784
-You played basketball?
-[Zadie] Yeah.

764
00:45:21,786 --> 00:45:23,119
But I wasn't good at it.

765
00:45:23,121 --> 00:45:25,021
But it did keep me
from getting fat.

766
00:45:25,023 --> 00:45:27,090
I didn't really like it.
I don't like in movies

767
00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:28,825
where they have that
last-minute switch,

768
00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:30,193
where all of a sudden
everyone has a conscience

769
00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:32,161
and does the right thing.

770
00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:34,864
Like, morality's a loose end
that's not supposed to be
tied up.

771
00:45:36,367 --> 00:45:38,234
I thought it was
really good, poignant.

772
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,002
-I haven't seen it.
-Did you like it?

773
00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:43,139
Uh...

774
00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:45,975
-You know, I thought
it was just okay.
-Yeah.

775
00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:47,310
You told me you liked it.

776
00:45:49,114 --> 00:45:52,281
Initially, and then I thought
about it some more and...

777
00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:53,850
it didn't resonate.

778
00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:58,221
I haven't been to Cuba,
that's definitely on my list.

779
00:45:58,490 --> 00:46:00,323
I've always wanted
to go to Sri Lanka.

780
00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:04,026
-Did you mean Costa Rica?
-[Margo] No.

781
00:46:04,028 --> 00:46:05,461
Why would you want
to go to Sri Lanka?

782
00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:07,029
-Why wouldn't I?
-[Zadie] Well...

783
00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:09,465
Personally, I wouldn't go,
'cause that humidity

784
00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:11,067
gonna be messing up my weave.

785
00:46:11,069 --> 00:46:13,035
You don't--
You don't have a weave.

786
00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:14,337
[Zadie] Also,
I just have a general rule

787
00:46:14,339 --> 00:46:15,471
that I don't travel to places

788
00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:16,839
where I could die in a mudslide.

789
00:46:16,841 --> 00:46:18,141
[laughs]

790
00:46:19,043 --> 00:46:20,476
Wait,
weren't you dating somebody?

791
00:46:21,045 --> 00:46:22,445
Briefly, Ryan.

792
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,847
Yes, Ryan, that's right, Ryan.

793
00:46:24,849 --> 00:46:29,051
Yeah,
half Japanese, half Jewish,
complicated background.

794
00:46:29,053 --> 00:46:30,553
But it made me feel cultured.

795
00:46:31,055 --> 00:46:32,155
You're cultured, right?

796
00:46:32,157 --> 00:46:34,957
You like art and travel,

797
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:39,061
you probably eat spelt cookies
and drink fair trade coffee.

798
00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:43,533
-I can't tell if she's joking.
-She's not.

799
00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:48,971
Excuse me,
I'm gonna use the restroom.

800
00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:54,043
[footsteps recede]

801
00:46:57,382 --> 00:46:58,981
-What are you doing?
-Hmm?

802
00:46:59,184 --> 00:47:02,451
-What are you doing?
-Nothing. How's your quinoa?

803
00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:05,288
You've had something negative
to say about everything
that comes out of her mouth.

804
00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:07,523
Can I not express my opinion?

805
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:09,826
It's not my fault that
we have differing opinions
about everything.

806
00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:11,360
You can't say
one positive thing.

807
00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:13,496
I operate from a place
of negativity.

808
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,431
You know this about me.
That's not fair.

809
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,100
I don't think
she's being negative.

810
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:20,236
Well, then you don't know her
very well then, do you?

811
00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:27,510
Yeah, and where the fuck
were you earlier?

812
00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:30,012
She was with me.

813
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,482
Yeah, and we had
a really good time.

814
00:47:37,121 --> 00:47:38,254
Look, just stop.

815
00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:40,990
Fine, I'll be serious.

816
00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:42,558
[footsteps approach]

817
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,160
[Margo laughs]

818
00:47:44,863 --> 00:47:46,095
-Hey, guys.
-[chair scrapes]

819
00:47:47,932 --> 00:47:49,031
[Aubrey exhales]

820
00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:53,469
Do you remember
when we used to live together?

821
00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:55,171
In that house
with Rita and Brittany?

822
00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:57,106
-What about it?
-Well, we always...

823
00:47:57,108 --> 00:47:58,975
Okay, whoa, whoa,
what are we about to talk about?

824
00:47:58,977 --> 00:48:00,376
I'm getting into it.

825
00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:02,111
I can't stand it
when you tell these stories.

826
00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:03,379
I'm good at telling stories.

827
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,147
I get paid to tell stories.

828
00:48:05,149 --> 00:48:06,515
Most of the time
I don't get paid.

829
00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:08,317
But I'm very good at it.

830
00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:10,653
-You two lived together?
-Mm-hmm.

831
00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:12,989
With three other girls.

832
00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:14,891
You lived with four girls?

833
00:48:14,893 --> 00:48:16,459
It was a long time ago,
don't worry.

834
00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:19,161
So, we all go out
to this bar called Mo's.

835
00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:20,396
-Do you remember this bar?
-Nope.

836
00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:21,664
[Zadie]
You know the bar.

837
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,366
I don't know the bar.

838
00:48:23,368 --> 00:48:26,002
Okay. Well,
we all get ready to go to Mo's

839
00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:28,204
and on this particular weekend,

840
00:48:28,206 --> 00:48:30,973
Rita's cousin Alison
happens to be in town.

841
00:48:30,975 --> 00:48:33,442
-And she was staying
with you all?
-[Zadie] Mm-hmm.

842
00:48:33,444 --> 00:48:36,946
So we're out partying,
many drinks are being had,

843
00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:38,681
early-2000 Jay Z is playing,

844
00:48:38,683 --> 00:48:42,351
and at the end of the night,
we get into a cab, go home,

845
00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:44,987
and everyone goes
to their respective rooms.

846
00:48:44,989 --> 00:48:47,056
Except for Alison.

847
00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,425
Who goes looking for Bradford.

848
00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:52,128
[Bradford] She was not--
was not looking for me.

849
00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:55,231
[Zadie]
She was jockeying for a position
with Bradford all weekend.

850
00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:56,999
What do you mean jockeying?

851
00:48:57,001 --> 00:49:00,603
Jockeying, like...
looking for a horse to ride.

852
00:49:01,339 --> 00:49:02,471
And she was short, too.

853
00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:06,309
Anyway,
she found Bradford's room,
top of the stable.

854
00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:07,543
Look, I think the girl got lost.

855
00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:09,946
And she sidles up to his bed.

856
00:49:09,948 --> 00:49:11,681
And she says--
Do you remember the story now?

857
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:13,316
She says,

858
00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:16,319
"I can't find a place to sleep.

859
00:49:16,321 --> 00:49:18,287
Can I get in with you?"

860
00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:22,124
And at this point,
he had a girlfriend.

861
00:49:22,593 --> 00:49:26,429
-But he always has a girlfriend.
-Okay, not true, not true.

862
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:29,198
I was single for...

863
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,400
For never.

864
00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:36,005
Margo, you're last
on a long list of girlfriends.

865
00:49:36,574 --> 00:49:38,975
-I don't like how that sounds.
-You shouldn't.

866
00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:41,711
So Alison has asked
to get into Bradford's bed,

867
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,379
who has a girlfriend.

868
00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:45,514
What did he do?

869
00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:49,251
Well, Bradford, being
the upstanding gentleman
that he is,

870
00:49:49,253 --> 00:49:52,188
graciously allows Alison
to get in his bed.

871
00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:54,991
And Alison, being
the fast hooker that she is,

872
00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:57,660
takes off all of her clothes
and starts touching herself.

873
00:49:58,463 --> 00:50:01,197
Now, Bradford's
in a very precarious situation,

874
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:03,165
so to get out of it,

875
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:06,769
he decides that he should
overzealously fake snore.

876
00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:10,139
And after a bottle of tequila
that sends Alison

877
00:50:10,141 --> 00:50:12,074
into a very ugly cry,

878
00:50:12,076 --> 00:50:14,610
followed by a duck and roll
out of his bed.

879
00:50:14,612 --> 00:50:16,645
-[Aubrey chuckles]
-[Margo] What did he say to her?

880
00:50:16,647 --> 00:50:18,280
What did you say to her?

881
00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:23,586
"I thought you just needed
a place to sleep."

882
00:50:24,088 --> 00:50:26,522
[Zadie]
"I thought you just needed
a place to sleep."

883
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:30,059
I did, I did, that's...

884
00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:33,095
Look, and then she hit her head.

885
00:50:33,398 --> 00:50:35,197
He had to take her
to the emergency room.

886
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:36,699
You would've been better off
if you played dead.

887
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:38,601
I had the best intentions.

888
00:50:38,603 --> 00:50:42,304
Yeah, well, that's why
when I made my move on Bradford,

889
00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:45,041
I didn't leave anything up
for interpretation.

890
00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:13,069
-Hey.
-Hey.

891
00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:15,671
Oh.

892
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,673
That girl looks sad.

893
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:20,743
Looks happy to me.

894
00:51:22,547 --> 00:51:23,813
I'm talking about Margo.

895
00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:25,581
Oh.

896
00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:28,818
[Karen] She looks sorry.

897
00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:31,821
She's reflective.

898
00:51:32,390 --> 00:51:34,390
No, she's sad.

899
00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:36,625
It's pitiful. [scoffs]

900
00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:39,795
But that's not
what you're really looking at.

901
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:41,831
I saw her.

902
00:51:42,366 --> 00:51:44,633
No, you didn't see her.

903
00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:50,139
-What you think about Aubrey?
-[Karen] Hmm.

904
00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:54,310
I think that
if Aubrey pushes Zadie

905
00:51:54,312 --> 00:51:57,813
to have enough dignity
to get over you, then he's cool.

906
00:51:58,216 --> 00:52:00,449
I always thought
you wanted me and Zadie
to get back together.

907
00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:05,721
I want Zadie to have someone
who wants Zadie.

908
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:08,424
I love Zadie.

909
00:52:09,694 --> 00:52:11,627
I mean,
I can't stand Zadie, but...

910
00:52:17,502 --> 00:52:18,634
[Zadie] What what?

911
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:21,904
[indistinct]

912
00:52:23,274 --> 00:52:25,574
[Zadie] Oh! [laughs]

913
00:52:27,445 --> 00:52:28,611
That's just me.

914
00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:36,852
["Give Me the Right" plays]

915
00:52:44,729 --> 00:52:48,464
¶  Give me the right  ¶

916
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:52,835
¶  To say you're mine...  ¶

917
00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:54,770
[Bradford]  Sex is not
the most important thing.

918
00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:56,772
-[Zadie] Excuse me?
-It's not!

919
00:52:56,774 --> 00:52:57,840
It's important to me.

920
00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,441
-Is it?
-Very.

921
00:53:00,178 --> 00:53:01,677
Look, I'm just saying that...

922
00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:04,647
at this point in my life, okay,

923
00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:06,515
there are other things
that require more attention.

924
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,951
And how's Margo feel about this?
You're not getting any?

925
00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:10,953
Look, no one said Margo's
not getting any.

926
00:53:10,955 --> 00:53:12,621
-I think that's
what you just said.
-No, no, no,

927
00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:14,623
I said that other things
can weigh more heavily

928
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:16,559
in my reasons
to be with somebody.

929
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:18,827
[Zadie]  Illuminate us.

930
00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:21,363
[Bradford]
Like...

931
00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:23,799
like who's gonna be
a good mother for my kids.

932
00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:27,236
Okay, or like,
who's gonna help me
achieve early retirement.

933
00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:28,571
Oh, so it's economical?

934
00:53:28,573 --> 00:53:30,339
-It's practical.
-Thank you.

935
00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:31,674
I love practical sex.

936
00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:34,243
-I'm very practical.
-Are you?

937
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:35,978
[Zadie]
You know what turns me on?

938
00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:37,746
I don't want to know,
do I get a vote?

939
00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:39,748
When a man tells me
he wants to impregnate me.

940
00:53:40,284 --> 00:53:44,453
If he whispers that in my ear
and I know I'm ovulating,
instant orgasm.

941
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:47,423
And he doesn't even have
to be telling the truth.

942
00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:48,791
[Bradford]  Okay, all right,
Zadie, shut up.

943
00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:50,626
[Zadie]  It's true.

944
00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:53,462
I just get so functional,
so gestational.

945
00:53:53,965 --> 00:53:55,331
It really turns me on.

946
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,800
[Margo and Aubrey laugh]

947
00:53:57,802 --> 00:53:59,268
What?

948
00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:18,554
I'm gonna get some water,
you want anything?

949
00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:20,556
No.

950
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:27,930
[knocking]

951
00:54:30,835 --> 00:54:31,934
Hello?

952
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,370
[door opens]

953
00:54:34,372 --> 00:54:35,471
[sighs]

954
00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:38,841
-Hey.
-Hey.

955
00:54:39,710 --> 00:54:41,443
What are you doing?

956
00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,412
What do you mean?

957
00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:45,948
I mean, the makeup and the hair.

958
00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,283
The clothes?

959
00:54:47,852 --> 00:54:49,418
The way you falling
all over him?

960
00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,554
Maybe you forget how I act
when I'm into somebody.

961
00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:54,690
You're embarrassing yourself.

962
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,793
Thanks for the warning,
is that it?

963
00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:59,962
'Cause I'd like to get back
to embarrassing myself.

964
00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:02,064
Are you doing this
because of Margo?

965
00:55:02,533 --> 00:55:03,832
Because of Margo?

966
00:55:03,834 --> 00:55:05,434
I mean, I know
you don't like the girl.

967
00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:09,805
But I don't know, maybe
you're... a little jealous?

968
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:11,373
-Of Margo?
-Yeah.

969
00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:13,575
I think you're projecting
a little bit.

970
00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:15,878
I'm not projecting anything.

971
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:20,616
Really? Then why are you
in my room asking about Aubrey

972
00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:23,986
when Margo and that ring
you brought here are
tucked away in your room?

973
00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:32,361
-We didn't work together.
-Right.

974
00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:38,934
-You went through my things.
-Okay.

975
00:55:38,936 --> 00:55:41,603
-You're still going
through my things.
-I'm not proud of it.

976
00:55:44,408 --> 00:55:46,675
You're, like, five girls in one.

977
00:55:47,078 --> 00:55:48,811
Look, I never knew
who I was gonna wake up next to.

978
00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:50,813
You know I have mild bipolar.

979
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,115
And I miss...

980
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,884
waking up next
to each one of you.

981
00:55:59,924 --> 00:56:02,691
I miss you begging me
to stay in bed.

982
00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:09,732
Margo works out
at 6:00 in the morning.

983
00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:18,540
Well, she is really skinny.

984
00:56:20,778 --> 00:56:21,944
I think about you.

985
00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:27,583
[scoffs] More than I should.

986
00:56:33,858 --> 00:56:34,790
I feel like...

987
00:56:34,791 --> 00:56:35,723
I wanna punch you
in the face right now.

988
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,593
I'm just trying
to tell you how I feel.

989
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:44,700
You used to be
a little violent, too.

990
00:56:45,436 --> 00:56:46,902
That time you pushed me
in the chest,

991
00:56:47,438 --> 00:56:49,438
hurt a little bit, okay,
it's uncalled for.

992
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,039
So I'm supposed
to feel sorry for you?

993
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:53,575
And your minor reasons
for not wanting to be with me?

994
00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:56,545
-Maybe I was a little crazy.
-Yeah--

995
00:56:57,548 --> 00:56:58,981
But at least I wasn't boring.

996
00:56:58,983 --> 00:57:00,849
And you still broke up with me,

997
00:57:00,851 --> 00:57:03,051
turned around and asked me
to be your friend?

998
00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:10,626
It's been three years
of me waking up alone.

999
00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:13,662
Or next to some stranger
who overslept.

1000
00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:15,664
Should've left hours ago.

1001
00:57:17,968 --> 00:57:20,602
I have been sleepwalking
for the last three years.

1002
00:57:21,439 --> 00:57:23,472
And you wanna come in here
with the anesthesia?

1003
00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:26,175
If you think about me so much,

1004
00:57:26,177 --> 00:57:28,143
maybe you shouldn't
have brought Margo here.

1005
00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:32,581
You're putting me
to fucking sleep.

1006
00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:37,553
Why don't you look
through my things.

1007
00:57:38,656 --> 00:57:39,755
It's only fair.

1008
00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:47,496
[door opens, closes]

1009
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:52,234
["There'll Be
Some Changes Made" plays]

1010
00:57:52,236 --> 00:57:57,739
¶  They say don't change
The old for the new  ¶

1011
00:57:58,175 --> 00:58:03,111
¶  But I found out that
That would never do  ¶

1012
00:58:03,747 --> 00:58:08,617
¶  When you grow old
You don't last long  ¶

1013
00:58:09,053 --> 00:58:11,253
¶  You're here today...  ¶

1014
00:58:11,255 --> 00:58:12,554
I'm sorry.

1015
00:58:13,524 --> 00:58:14,857
Don't apologize.

1016
00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:16,658
Sorry.

1017
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:21,230
You should never put yourself
in a position to apologize.

1018
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,900
Apologize to yourself.

1019
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,102
Pardon?

1020
00:58:27,104 --> 00:58:30,739
You all are wasting
the best years of your lives.

1021
00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:33,542
And finishing my liquor.

1022
00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:35,511
¶  There'll be
Some changes today  ¶

1023
00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:38,647
¶  Oh, there's a change
In the weather  ¶

1024
00:58:38,649 --> 00:58:41,550
¶  Yes, a change in the sea  ¶

1025
00:58:42,152 --> 00:58:46,989
¶  From now on
There'll be a change in me  ¶

1026
00:58:47,591 --> 00:58:52,861
¶  My walk will be different
My style and my name  ¶

1027
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:55,230
¶  Ain't nothing
About sweet mama  ¶

1028
00:58:55,232 --> 00:58:57,165
¶  Gonna be the same  ¶

1029
00:58:57,167 --> 00:59:00,269
¶  I'm gonna change
My long tall  ¶

1030
00:59:00,271 --> 00:59:03,138
¶  And get a little ol' fat  ¶

1031
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:08,310
¶  I'm gonna change my number
Where I'm living at  ¶

1032
00:59:08,312 --> 00:59:09,878
Mom?

1033
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,014
¶  'Cause nobody wants you  ¶

1034
00:59:12,016 --> 00:59:14,816
¶  When you're old and gray  ¶

1035
00:59:14,818 --> 00:59:17,319
¶  There'll be
Some changes made  ¶

1036
00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:20,122
¶  I'm gonna make 'em today  ¶

1037
00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:23,825
¶  There'll be
Some changes made  ¶

1038
00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:44,780
What are you doing in here?

1039
00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,582
Avoiding the crowd.

1040
00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:48,650
What's Dad's stuff
doing in here?

1041
00:59:49,587 --> 00:59:52,020
[sighs] Resting.

1042
00:59:52,022 --> 00:59:53,188
Where's Dad?

1043
00:59:53,724 --> 00:59:55,090
He's resting, too.

1044
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:56,258
What did you do?

1045
00:59:57,861 --> 00:59:59,061
I didn't do anything.

1046
00:59:59,063 --> 01:00:02,364
And the last time I checked,
your name is not
on the mortgage,

1047
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:05,067
so don't come in here
asking me all these questions

1048
01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:06,735
and getting in my business.

1049
01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:08,236
Dad is my business.

1050
01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:11,740
Then you should call
your father.

1051
01:00:14,078 --> 01:00:15,277
He's not fishing?

1052
01:00:18,248 --> 01:00:19,615
No, Zadie.

1053
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:23,885
Aren't you too old
to be getting a divorce?

1054
01:00:23,887 --> 01:00:25,220
Everything is a joke to you.

1055
01:00:27,024 --> 01:00:28,657
You don't see me here alone?

1056
01:00:30,694 --> 01:00:32,294
Why don't you ask me
how I'm doing?

1057
01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:35,097
How are you doing?

1058
01:00:35,099 --> 01:00:38,133
-None of your business.
-See, that's why I don't ask!

1059
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:40,268
You never feel the need
to tell me anything.

1060
01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:41,770
Because I know
it doesn't matter to you.

1061
01:00:41,772 --> 01:00:43,372
-That's not true.
-[scoffs]

1062
01:00:43,374 --> 01:00:46,241
It is. You think you're
the only one having a hard time?

1063
01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:48,410
-No, I don't.
-Well, you're not.

1064
01:00:48,412 --> 01:00:51,647
Your problems
aren't more interesting
than everyone else's.

1065
01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:54,316
Zadie.

1066
01:00:54,852 --> 01:00:56,718
You're almost 30 years old.

1067
01:00:58,389 --> 01:01:00,022
I need you to grow up.

1068
01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:04,226
Take responsibility
for yourself.

1069
01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:08,730
I don't know how to do that.

1070
01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:13,168
I'm gonna need you
to figure it out.

1071
01:01:16,407 --> 01:01:17,906
What happened?

1072
01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:21,843
-Marriage.
-Mom!

1073
01:01:23,147 --> 01:01:25,147
We've been married for 30 years.

1074
01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:28,417
Every year cannot be
on the incline, Zadie.

1075
01:01:32,322 --> 01:01:33,455
When's he coming back?

1076
01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:35,457
I don't know.

1077
01:01:35,459 --> 01:01:37,859
-Did you ask him to leave?
-No.

1078
01:01:40,764 --> 01:01:42,130
Do you want him to come back?

1079
01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:47,469
I don't know.

1080
01:01:52,710 --> 01:01:53,809
[sighs]

1081
01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:22,337
I want to leave.

1082
01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:26,441
-Why we leaving early?
-Because I wanna leave.

1083
01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:28,777
What if I don't want to?

1084
01:02:28,779 --> 01:02:30,412
Then I'd say you were
being pretty selfish.

1085
01:02:30,948 --> 01:02:33,281
No, I just--
I don't want to be rude.

1086
01:02:33,283 --> 01:02:35,050
-[scoffs]
-Why we gotta go?

1087
01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,918
Because I have traipsed
through enough fields

1088
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,987
and waded by enough waters
and now I am ready to go.

1089
01:02:40,858 --> 01:02:42,157
Always ready to go.

1090
01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:43,825
-Always? Am I always?
-Always.

1091
01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:45,060
Yes, you're always ready to go.

1092
01:02:45,062 --> 01:02:46,361
Where the fuck
were you last night?

1093
01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:50,298
-I told you.
-How long does it take
to get a glass of water?

1094
01:02:52,836 --> 01:02:53,568
I drank it in the kitchen.

1095
01:02:53,569 --> 01:02:54,301
You turn on the faucet,
you put the glass under,

1096
01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:55,904
you turn the faucet off,
you drink the water.

1097
01:02:55,906 --> 01:02:57,506
Thirty seconds maximum.

1098
01:02:57,508 --> 01:03:00,475
You know I sip slow, okay?

1099
01:03:01,011 --> 01:03:03,378
Have I not always sipped slow?
I'm a slow sipper.

1100
01:03:04,014 --> 01:03:05,113
You know that.

1101
01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:08,416
And why is Zadie
in a man's shirt with
yesterday's eyeliner on?

1102
01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:11,153
I don't know, the girl got
bad hygiene sometimes,
I don't know.

1103
01:03:11,155 --> 01:03:12,454
Asking me all these questions.

1104
01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:15,791
So you getting
to know Zadie, huh?

1105
01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:17,926
Cool, right?

1106
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:20,462
Yeah, she's a funny girl.

1107
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,098
Yeah, until it gets old,
you know?

1108
01:03:23,567 --> 01:03:25,133
What, what gets old?

1109
01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:27,569
Come on, man,
like, the routine.

1110
01:03:28,238 --> 01:03:29,805
The immaturity.

1111
01:03:29,807 --> 01:03:31,439
The inability to sit still.

1112
01:03:31,441 --> 01:03:33,208
Just drive you crazy.

1113
01:03:33,911 --> 01:03:35,844
-Oh.
-Yeah.

1114
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,180
Okay.

1115
01:03:38,182 --> 01:03:40,015
Yeah, it's cool,
you know, the...

1116
01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:41,917
laughs are cool
with the movies

1117
01:03:41,919 --> 01:03:44,386
and the grabbing dinner,
you know, whatever, like...

1118
01:03:44,388 --> 01:03:46,421
And the girl can eat,
let me tell you that.

1119
01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:47,522
But...

1120
01:03:49,993 --> 01:03:51,092
What?

1121
01:03:53,096 --> 01:03:54,262
But can you marry her?

1122
01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:56,364
You know?

1123
01:03:56,366 --> 01:03:59,434
I mean, we really aren't
that far yet.

1124
01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,837
Of course not.
Hell, you just met the girl.

1125
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:05,173
You know she's
mildly bipolar, right?

1126
01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:19,321
Shall we?

1127
01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:23,325
What was that about?

1128
01:04:24,161 --> 01:04:25,327
Mental health.

1129
01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:26,962
-Mental health?
-Yep.

1130
01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:29,865
Don't listen to anything
Bradford has to say,

1131
01:04:29,867 --> 01:04:31,066
especially about me.

1132
01:04:31,335 --> 01:04:32,534
-No?
-No.

1133
01:04:33,403 --> 01:04:34,636
Thought y'all were friends.

1134
01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:36,371
Yeah, that's a strong word.

1135
01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:39,507
You've known each other
for a long time, you...

1136
01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:42,110
trade stories,
sneak looks at each other.

1137
01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:43,245
I don't sneak.

1138
01:04:45,182 --> 01:04:46,514
What happened to you
last night?

1139
01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:48,250
Thought we were gonna...

1140
01:04:48,252 --> 01:04:49,584
About last night.

1141
01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:50,986
About last night.

1142
01:04:51,421 --> 01:04:52,554
I fell asleep.

1143
01:04:53,290 --> 01:04:54,356
You fell asleep?

1144
01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:56,424
Yes.

1145
01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:58,293
Okay. [chuckles]

1146
01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:00,996
You don't gotta lie to me.
I mean, we just met.

1147
01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:03,531
You know, I just got
out of a relationship.

1148
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:04,666
No, really.

1149
01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:06,167
All right, I'm just saying.

1150
01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:07,535
You're just saying what?

1151
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:11,573
It would've been nice
to see you last night.

1152
01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:14,609
And it would be nice
to see you...

1153
01:05:15,345 --> 01:05:16,611
after this weekend.

1154
01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:27,122
[Margo] Do you think
he's been acting funny?

1155
01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:29,224
-[Zadie] Aubrey?
-Bradford.

1156
01:05:29,226 --> 01:05:31,192
-Bradford's not very funny.
-No, I mean...

1157
01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:33,395
Do you think
he's been acting strange?

1158
01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:35,463
He seems normal to me.

1159
01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:38,433
I feel like he's been
acting different, I feel like...

1160
01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:41,169
he acts different around you.

1161
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:43,371
I don't think he acts
different around me.

1162
01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:45,140
Yeah.

1163
01:05:46,476 --> 01:05:49,277
It's like he kind of devolves
into a teenager.

1164
01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:52,981
Well, his reading comprehension
has always been a little slow.

1165
01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:55,684
But I don't think
I have anything to do with
what you're talking about.

1166
01:05:55,686 --> 01:05:57,052
I think you do.

1167
01:05:57,721 --> 01:06:00,255
-No.
-Yeah.

1168
01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:05,193
Around you,
he becomes this, like,
former rendition of himself.

1169
01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:08,730
Well, rendition's
a big word for Bradford.

1170
01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:10,465
And he's not a good actor.

1171
01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:15,236
And even if he was acting,
who's to say he's been acting
for me?

1172
01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:17,305
Then who is he acting for?

1173
01:06:20,043 --> 01:06:21,643
You know he's not
an early riser, right?

1174
01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:34,322
You and Zadie
are cute together.

1175
01:06:35,058 --> 01:06:36,758
-[chuckles] Yeah?
-Yeah.

1176
01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:40,595
See little sparks
flying off of you.

1177
01:06:42,099 --> 01:06:43,732
Lord knows she can use
the company.

1178
01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:48,470
What about you and Bradford?

1179
01:06:49,106 --> 01:06:50,438
What about us?

1180
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:51,773
How long have you
been together?

1181
01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:54,442
About two years... about.

1182
01:06:56,279 --> 01:06:59,114
-It's pretty serious, then.
-I guess.

1183
01:07:01,084 --> 01:07:02,717
We're supposed to be
moving in together.

1184
01:07:04,755 --> 01:07:06,287
Why do you say it like that?

1185
01:07:08,091 --> 01:07:10,358
'Cause I'm not sure
I should be moving in with him.

1186
01:07:19,503 --> 01:07:20,668
It's an interesting outfit.

1187
01:07:21,138 --> 01:07:23,571
-Yeah, you like it?
-No.

1188
01:07:24,674 --> 01:07:26,808
-Whose shirt is that?
-It's my dad's.

1189
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:29,411
You're worse than Karen,
which is very impressive.

1190
01:07:31,314 --> 01:07:32,414
I know that.

1191
01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:33,548
I was being sarcastic.

1192
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:34,682
I know that, too.

1193
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:38,586
Don't you think
you should apologize
for last night?

1194
01:07:39,289 --> 01:07:40,388
No.

1195
01:07:41,358 --> 01:07:42,824
You don't think
you should apologize?

1196
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:46,061
No. Look, I should be allowed
to express myself.

1197
01:07:46,063 --> 01:07:47,328
Who are you, En Vogue?

1198
01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:49,130
I felt like...

1199
01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:52,100
I had to tell you
how I was feeling.

1200
01:07:52,602 --> 01:07:55,136
No, you did not have to tell me
how you were feeling.

1201
01:07:55,138 --> 01:07:57,572
That was selfish and arrogant.

1202
01:07:57,574 --> 01:07:59,641
-And it made me realize--
-Realize what?

1203
01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:06,748
It made me realize
that all these years,
I thought we were friends.

1204
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:08,783
But apparently,
that was false.

1205
01:08:08,785 --> 01:08:10,385
We are friends.

1206
01:08:10,387 --> 01:08:12,253
You just kept me around
to stroke your ego.

1207
01:08:12,722 --> 01:08:14,589
But as soon as a threat
came in the picture,

1208
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,257
you showed your true colors.

1209
01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:17,625
And it's an ugly palette.

1210
01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:25,100
-I'm in love with you.
-That doesn't even sound right.

1211
01:09:04,241 --> 01:09:05,874
I bought that ring
six months ago.

1212
01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:07,742
Well, maybe
you should return it.

1213
01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:12,514
For six months, I've been...

1214
01:09:12,883 --> 01:09:14,616
I've been trying to propose
to that girl.

1215
01:09:15,152 --> 01:09:16,251
Try harder.

1216
01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:27,195
Yeah, so,
definitely ready to go.

1217
01:09:32,903 --> 01:09:35,703
I think this is
a separate conversation.

1218
01:09:44,181 --> 01:09:45,847
That must have been
really heavy.

1219
01:09:50,887 --> 01:09:52,187
[Bradford] I'm warning you.

1220
01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:54,355
It's not that big.

1221
01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:59,661
The past year's been, you know,
pretty hard... financially.

1222
01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:04,866
It must've been really heavy
for you to carry that box
around for six months.

1223
01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:07,902
I mean, I didn't... carry it,
like, on my person.

1224
01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:11,839
But I did have it
for six months.

1225
01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:16,811
What were you...
waiting for the right moment?

1226
01:10:18,215 --> 01:10:20,982
-In part.
-Because there have been
plenty of moments.

1227
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:23,551
There was that time
by the water,

1228
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:25,286
when we were sitting
on that bench.

1229
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,791
-I remember that.
-That was nice.

1230
01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:31,526
It was nice.

1231
01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:34,829
And last week, at Chez Oskar.

1232
01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:36,698
When it was empty.

1233
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:39,434
We had that late dinner.

1234
01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:43,538
That was romantic.

1235
01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:44,872
I thought so.

1236
01:10:46,543 --> 01:10:47,875
I mean, that whole trip.

1237
01:10:47,877 --> 01:10:52,280
That whole trip we took
for my birthday to Barcelona.

1238
01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:55,817
We had a great time.

1239
01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:09,931
I thought for certain the ring
would make an appearance

1240
01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:11,833
because, you know, I found it

1241
01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:15,603
behind a stack of Jordans,
like, four months ago,

1242
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:18,773
and I thought you were just...

1243
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,877
mustering up the courage.

1244
01:11:22,879 --> 01:11:24,779
I was a little scared.

1245
01:11:25,482 --> 01:11:27,415
-You can be scary sometimes.
-No.

1246
01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:30,985
No, it wasn't bravery
you were waiting on.

1247
01:11:33,356 --> 01:11:34,822
You were waiting
on another girl.

1248
01:11:36,559 --> 01:11:37,792
Tell me I'm wrong.

1249
01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:52,040
So I'm gonna go.

1250
01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:55,677
I'm guessing
you're gonna stay?

1251
01:12:02,085 --> 01:12:03,384
[scoffs]

1252
01:12:31,648 --> 01:12:34,716
-[Aubrey] Your mom's gonna
take her to the bus stop?
-[Zadie] Yeah.

1253
01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:37,485
And I could've sworn Margo said
she hated public transportation.

1254
01:12:41,358 --> 01:12:43,558
-It's a really nice day today.
-[Aubrey] It is.

1255
01:12:44,427 --> 01:12:45,727
[Zadie]
I'm gonna go for a bike ride.

1256
01:12:47,564 --> 01:12:49,130
-I'll come.
-Yeah?

1257
01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:51,432
He's gonna... you gonna go?

1258
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:53,901
Yeah, think I will.

1259
01:12:55,538 --> 01:12:56,671
I'll come, too.

1260
01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:58,806
Great.

1261
01:13:03,813 --> 01:13:04,979
Yeah, great.

1262
01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:08,082
["Independence Cha Cha" plays]

1263
01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:35,643
Ugh. Forget it.
They can have it.

1264
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,847
[music continues]

1265
01:13:52,862 --> 01:13:54,862
[Aubrey] Whoa.
I'm coming. I'm coming.

1266
01:14:21,524 --> 01:14:24,459
[grunting]

1267
01:14:24,461 --> 01:14:25,827
Should've brought a blanket.

1268
01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:36,537
[music stops]

1269
01:14:36,539 --> 01:14:39,006
When I said I played basketball,
it was, like, 10 years ago.

1270
01:14:39,676 --> 01:14:40,775
We're walking back.

1271
01:14:44,514 --> 01:14:46,647
[music resumes]

1272
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:52,587
[music ends]

1273
01:15:07,770 --> 01:15:09,504
-I think I'm gonna go.
-Already?

1274
01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:12,607
Yeah, I got
a long way to... drive.

1275
01:15:16,045 --> 01:15:18,813
And I kind of feel like
I might've stepped
in the middle of a break.

1276
01:15:18,815 --> 01:15:21,182
-You mean breakup?
-No, I meant break.

1277
01:15:21,818 --> 01:15:22,917
Break.

1278
01:15:23,686 --> 01:15:24,785
Huh.

1279
01:15:28,925 --> 01:15:30,124
Let me know what he decides.

1280
01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:37,732
-I'm gonna get an early start.
-Okay.

1281
01:15:38,835 --> 01:15:39,934
Okay.

1282
01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:41,936
Okay.

1283
01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:46,307
[Zadie] Aubrey?

1284
01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:49,210
Yeah?

1285
01:15:52,582 --> 01:15:53,748
Good luck with your move.

1286
01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:57,852
Thanks.

1287
01:16:13,670 --> 01:16:14,802
He's a good guy.

1288
01:16:15,838 --> 01:16:17,071
Sad he had to go.

1289
01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:19,140
-Shut up.
-What? I am.

1290
01:16:19,142 --> 01:16:21,976
[scoffs] You're not right.
We're not right.

1291
01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:25,146
We're alone.

1292
01:16:25,148 --> 01:16:26,981
That's an optimistic view of it.

1293
01:16:26,983 --> 01:16:28,583
We're still alone.

1294
01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:30,284
Yeah,
'cause we ran everyone out.

1295
01:16:30,987 --> 01:16:32,887
-You happy I'm here?
-No.

1296
01:16:32,889 --> 01:16:34,889
-You happy I'm here?
-No.

1297
01:16:35,191 --> 01:16:37,592
-You happy I'm here?
-You're so annoying.

1298
01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:55,042
You know...

1299
01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:58,613
I gained a little weight
since the last time
we were together.

1300
01:17:00,817 --> 01:17:02,383
But the underwear's
still the same.

1301
01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:04,685
-I remember the regalia.
-Okay.

1302
01:17:05,922 --> 01:17:09,790
And I still don't do... that.

1303
01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:11,292
Mm-hmm. I...

1304
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:12,860
That hasn't changed.

1305
01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:15,162
Yeah, I was hoping
that had changed, but...

1306
01:17:15,665 --> 01:17:18,766
Nope, that's a...
post-marital activity.

1307
01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:21,102
Not that I'm talking
about marriage.

1308
01:17:22,839 --> 01:17:24,305
Sorry, I...

1309
01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:27,074
You know that I talk too much
when I get naked.

1310
01:17:31,948 --> 01:17:34,048
You know, she found the ring
four months ago.

1311
01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:36,951
I didn't.

1312
01:17:38,021 --> 01:17:39,120
Yeah.

1313
01:17:39,122 --> 01:17:43,157
And she was just...
waiting on me to propose.

1314
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,092
Like for all that time?

1315
01:17:45,294 --> 01:17:47,762
Just... waiting.

1316
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,933
Crazy. Yeah.

1317
01:17:54,303 --> 01:17:57,038
I give up on the post office
after 15 minutes.

1318
01:17:57,674 --> 01:17:59,173
You love
storming out of there.

1319
01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:01,809
I do.
I like to make a scene.

1320
01:18:01,811 --> 01:18:04,078
-Makes you feel good?
-It does.

1321
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:07,381
I just perform a deep sigh,
rustle my bags,

1322
01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:09,950
just to let people know that
I have somewhere else to be.

1323
01:18:18,127 --> 01:18:20,194
I should've treated you
like the post office.

1324
01:18:22,165 --> 01:18:23,264
What?

1325
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,000
We shouldn't do this.

1326
01:18:26,002 --> 01:18:29,003
Wait, wait, how did I become
the post office?

1327
01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:30,905
You were always bad
at analogies,

1328
01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:32,473
you don't understand
the correlation.

1329
01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:34,041
I'm a post office?

1330
01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:36,377
Because I've been waiting
for you.

1331
01:18:37,246 --> 01:18:40,915
Or maybe we were
in line together.

1332
01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:43,084
-We should look at it
like that.
-No, no,

1333
01:18:43,086 --> 01:18:45,019
I've definitely
been waiting all by myself,

1334
01:18:45,021 --> 01:18:46,787
standing behind
some annoying woman

1335
01:18:46,789 --> 01:18:48,355
recounting her day on the phone.

1336
01:18:49,759 --> 01:18:51,025
Is the woman
on the phone Margo?

1337
01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:54,061
-And others, yeah!
-Right.

1338
01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:55,763
And now,
I'm at the front of the line.

1339
01:18:55,765 --> 01:18:57,164
I don't think
this analogy is fair.

1340
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:58,432
And there's no payoff

1341
01:18:58,434 --> 01:19:00,167
because the woman
behind the counter

1342
01:19:00,169 --> 01:19:02,770
is about to end her shift
and she's partially blind.

1343
01:19:03,806 --> 01:19:05,940
-Now I'm a woman?
-And she's yelling at me

1344
01:19:05,942 --> 01:19:07,508
'cause I didn't fill out
the right label

1345
01:19:07,510 --> 01:19:09,810
and she's threatening to send me
to the end of the line

1346
01:19:09,812 --> 01:19:11,011
just to do it all over again.

1347
01:19:13,216 --> 01:19:14,782
I'm completely lost.

1348
01:19:16,052 --> 01:19:17,918
It's never worth
waiting in line.

1349
01:19:19,355 --> 01:19:20,988
It's anticlimactic.

1350
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:24,759
Zade?

1351
01:19:26,295 --> 01:19:28,062
-You just gonna get out of bed?
-Yep.

1352
01:19:29,465 --> 01:19:30,931
You just gonna get out of bed?

1353
01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:33,501
Huh? Just--

1354
01:19:35,805 --> 01:19:37,338
Fine, I'll be a post office!

1355
01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:41,275
[Karen] Check out was at noon.

1356
01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:43,544
And I don't remember
any of you paying me.

1357
01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:45,312
Except for Aubrey.

1358
01:19:45,982 --> 01:19:48,449
-Who's not here anymore.
-Correct.

1359
01:20:14,844 --> 01:20:18,846
I feel like there's
this misconception that
long-distance relationships

1360
01:20:18,848 --> 01:20:21,515
can't be romantic,
but they can be.

1361
01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:24,318
They're very romantic
'cause there's mystery.

1362
01:20:24,587 --> 01:20:27,588
Like, my relationship
is mysterious

1363
01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:29,557
because my boyfriend
will never know

1364
01:20:29,559 --> 01:20:31,425
how awful of a life I live

1365
01:20:31,427 --> 01:20:33,127
when left to my own devices.

1366
01:20:33,129 --> 01:20:34,829
[audience laughs]

1367
01:20:34,831 --> 01:20:36,297
Like, he's never gonna be
in my house

1368
01:20:36,299 --> 01:20:37,932
when I'm drinking the milk

1369
01:20:37,934 --> 01:20:40,067
a little bit past
the expiration date.

1370
01:20:40,603 --> 01:20:42,036
That's a "me" thing.

1371
01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:43,437
[laughter]

1372
01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:45,172
By the way, it's totally fine

1373
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,041
to drink the milk after
the expiration date.

1374
01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:49,376
You don't have to do
what people tell you to do.

1375
01:20:50,313 --> 01:20:51,512
You just gotta smell it.

1376
01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:54,882
[laughter]

1377
01:20:54,884 --> 01:20:56,884
Long-distance relationships
are also great

1378
01:20:56,886 --> 01:21:00,921
because our time line
in our relationship slows down.

1379
01:21:00,923 --> 01:21:03,324
Like, it's gonna be a year
for him to realize

1380
01:21:03,326 --> 01:21:06,060
that I have not bought
new underwear since college.

1381
01:21:06,062 --> 01:21:08,028
[laughter]

1382
01:21:09,498 --> 01:21:11,966
But it's perfect.
We see each other

1383
01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:14,034
just enough for us
to stay in love

1384
01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:16,871
but not enough
for him to judge me
as much as he should.

1385
01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:20,374
All right,
I'm Zadie Barber. Thanks.

1386
01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:33,287
[clapping, cheering continues]